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I have an amazing wife and six wonderful dogs. I eat plants, collect records, and lend businesses money. Fan of The Smiths, the NY Islanders, and dressing fancy

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Joined Twitter 12/17/09


@AmberCadabra I am happy to sign off on that assessment.“We only have one Earth— shouldn’t Earth Day be every day?” - @awellfedworld #loveyourmother #cowspiracyhttps://t.co/8fOmLII9FV
Retweeted by Paul RyanHappy earth day https://t.co/gN3ecKifKeObama: Don't discuss Titanic with Joe. DiCaprio: Why? Obama: He's still upset. He thinks you could've fit on that d… https://t.co/WkK4avREY2
Retweeted by Paul RyanStill the most wonderful perfect version https://t.co/v6QsgFtezL
4/22
2018
New band name idea: Rene Lancourt’s Eyebrows @rrrubberbiscuit I liked it a lot the first year or two. It was more about celebrating small record stores and reco… https://t.co/cLTUMGIUarSilly trolls, you keep screaming that I need to drink bleach, when the real way to hurt me is to befriend me, be in… https://t.co/2DKpFk2yIS
Retweeted by Paul RyanThat’ll keep them out. https://t.co/LFXXPL8Tkr
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4/21
2018
Here it is, I said I’d share when Coffin Skate shop announced its first roller disco https://t.co/VYD49TRblr https://t.co/7UVTOW3f72
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @Hooberbloob Same. I’ve been ready to give up on life for a while now. @jerryleewilson @NSLCpunk Yup @NSLCpunk My new thing is silver linings. I’m still working on it. @NSLCpunk The good news is I can’t think of virtually any female artists who are nearly as boring as most of those bands.🙂It's a battle. It's a grind. There's truly nothing like #StanleyCup Playoff hockey. https://t.co/zzbohoZgCn
Retweeted by Paul RyanGolden Retriever Mauls 5 In Huge Victory For Pitbull Apologists https://t.co/HSTdvHUfjw https://t.co/rmIS4g7mVd
Retweeted by Paul RyanMake the gas face https://t.co/aUcTjGPc4cAnd let's not forget that Seventies global ambassador for ponchos, Laurie Partridge of The Partridge Family… https://t.co/HJJQLKhS6X
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @nadia_detriment Awesome. I think this is actually my favourite Scissor Sisters song. https://t.co/TStHZuXhRZ @culligandave I’m actually starting to think that the rule is to force eye contact @rrrubberbiscuit Considering this is about the fifth time this week someone has shared this with me, I’m going to c… https://t.co/fvIpz3XlZr @nickcalder I can't imagine they're any happier to be there than anyone else. @sullmcintyre If I feel old, everyone is feeling old.This magnificent album is 20 years old today. https://t.co/2Hxi0u8NbTWhat are the rules for eating a banana on an elevator? I feel like so long as there’s no eye contact with other humans, you’re still onside.❗️❗️❗️ https://t.co/nRusz7squU @nadia_detriment @NotWayneCarter We tend to over complicate things as a people. I prefer to simplify. Timebomb helps. @NotWayneCarter @nadia_detriment I still listen to Time Bomb once a week.“Big plans this weekend?” Let me think meow. Maybe a silly new movie.There are 14 teams still in the Stanley Cup playoffs. The top player on three of them (Pens/Crosby, Bruins/Marchand… https://t.co/wusMKKD9Cc
Retweeted by Paul Ryan#Icon #Goddess #Legend Grace Jones' Best Quotes to Live By: “If You are Lonely When You are Alone, You’re in Bad Co… https://t.co/2xgyC2791D
Retweeted by Paul Ryandogs will seriously do their best to help you with anything lmao. https://t.co/pjwqgZ98fF
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @NotWayneCarter It has to be the most unnecessary album of the last twenty years.Friday. Dance. https://t.co/gNCGPW1gaj
4/20
2018
Cake came out in 1990, now we’re going to play it in full every night on our upcoming tour...along with I’ve Seen E… https://t.co/oevWP9n2qS
Retweeted by Paul RyanThis is Kylo. He just had his very first checkpup. Good boy levels off the h*ckin charts. 13/10 would noggin pat https://t.co/rjdQ691x1e
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @merubin Yeah he was an absolute class act. Played with so much heart and respect, for sure. @nadia_detriment Best sports mascot ever. @monochromegod Ha. That timeline feels accurate to me.A little Montreal Expos throwback. I don’t like to make a big deal about it, but the Kid and I were definitely good… https://t.co/sSVTu47F4Q @NotWayneCarter Yeah, been loving it as well.Every week, groups meet to tackle projects of all sizes to help better the lives of animals. Committee members & ou… https://t.co/ZdSLsdggZR
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @jerryleewilson @gingerlove71 @BJessomePR @MLimaBean @NotWayneCarter Same @HollandNeil78 Cool, but not even remotely as good as Window Pane, or anything by The Real People for that matter. @brightwhite Yeah crazy catchy. Liverpool band. Super over looked. They pre-date the 90s Brit Pop thing a bit (this… https://t.co/rkAVt0rbUl @shawn_freeze I'm at the point with how and where I source new music, that I pretty much have to go well out of my… https://t.co/2XsVcxa37JThe best song you will hear today. https://t.co/9pyUBWLUNH @shawn_freeze I don't know who that is.Well this is certainly nice music news to wake up to. https://t.co/vk3ODtpfCFThese Black Women listening to Taylor Swift’s cover of “September” by Earth, Wind, and Fire is SENDING ME 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭 https://t.co/TIFm2137OT
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4/19
2018
Mats Sundin in the Leo Vegas commercials looks like a guy who would 100% buy mutual funds from Brian ElliottRough night for Brian Elliott and the Flyers. Additionally, Brian Elliott looks like at least four guys I know who sell mutual funds.There's just ONE week before the deadline to apply for our working board! Send your resume and cover letter to our… https://t.co/ti2e8TuF68
Retweeted by Paul RyanStill their best and still brilliant. https://t.co/1Q924NFoLk @coreythedopest I'm well aware of how well the Raptors are doing mate, and they have my full respect. It was a joke. Let's try to keep up.So Vegas has a hockey team, eh? Next thing you're going to tell me Toronto has soccer and basketball teams. @KDPokay Once saw a guy at the table next to us in a restaurant start clipping his nails. The most foul type of human. @cmandrecyk @TheOnion Haha, we're probably over capacity at this point.On this day in 1994, #Pulp released their fourth studio LP "His 'n' Hers" featuring singles "Babies" "Lipgloss" and… https://t.co/4mNUUY8TH2
Retweeted by Paul RyanReport: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You https://t.co/KOO7NoIUk6 via @theonionhttps://t.co/GsrFxXhNPj https://t.co/diIwqE2BCEI love when people ask if our dogs are allowed on the furniture. My dogs are allowed to drive the car if they can find the keys.Wonderful weirdos❤️ https://t.co/zUWPjfBDG5
4/18
2018
Been chatting to my wife while twitter was down. She seems nice.
Retweeted by Paul RyanIn fairness, if you wanted to know stuff, you wouldn’t be watching the Hannity program in the first place
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @JtheCanadian Thank you 🙂#UncasualTuesday https://t.co/zvRsmVxv2P @SLG2112 Haha, that’s not for me to say, but I like how it sounds 😁Dude, I’m not Paul Ryan the American politician. I’m Paul Ryan the Canadian smart ass. Please stop tagging me in th… https://t.co/P16N1EcreWWe have so many amazing volunteers who work closely with our animals ahead of being adopted. Whether its socializin… https://t.co/CyXHxHof4v
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4/17
2018
@raymondedwards Yeah, I always feel like pop started gradually taking back over in and around 1996. Spice Girls and… https://t.co/WG9E20YtkB @raymondedwards Definitely as many or more small print bands, and most of the top billers in 99 were enjoying there… https://t.co/pVZHAB1RwsEnjoy 10% off your meal when you order online from Sunday - Wednesday! Perfect for those office lunches.… https://t.co/8ofbM3kw8m
Retweeted by Paul Ryan @PeterHanes Yeah the whole thing has gotten pretty gross. @passagegal They used to carry a lot more obscure artists that pretty much no one had heard of. Certainly on the bo… https://t.co/Kb22dKkvWT @DesignIsabelle It definitely used to be an indie alternative festival at the beginning. Safe to say the promoters… https://t.co/E2jlEkuw6WThe very first Coachella lineup from 1999. Safe to say it’s become a pretty different festival in twenty years. https://t.co/ix0z9BFXHk @BuckwheatHull Just broken up tofu.🙂
4/16
2018
@regdns https://t.co/QuW8IJsCzB
4/15
2018

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