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Chronically wearing the wrong coat for this weather.

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If you thought I was about to sit here, learn choreo & dance like I’m one of Beyoncé's backup dancer... YOU’RE ABSO… https://t.co/oKjieyJKpT
Retweeted by Michelle CFriendly reminder that if you're gonna roll your eyes during a google hangout to turn off your camera BECAUSE WE CAN ALL SEE YOU. @LisaWeidenfeld @svilletheatre https://t.co/TBVXhRnTwh
4/18
2018
@fuggirls Its so, so, so, terrible but maybe worth it because it gets worse as the show goes on. @miss_sequential I literally just emailed you about it. If you dont want to drop the 20 bucks for the whole season… https://t.co/S9Nxgt5HKE"We're all just afraid of death" - deep gchat thoughts from @lindsfrances @miss_sequential Omg its worth it. I promise. @HotelFoxtrot Omfg
4/17
2018
Also this men's race is INSANE. he's unsponsered y'all and works in a high school in japan! #BostonMarathonFuck yes @des_linden ❤❤❤ #BostonMarathonOmg @des_linden go! Go! Go! #BostonMarathon
4/16
2018
Alright, alright! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! @CastilleJoshua, from @DeafWest's @SpringBway, crushes this "S… https://t.co/xLjrSZ8JmC
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4/15
2018
Have never felt like a song punched me in the stomach before tonight so uhh I guess thanks for that @AdamGwon and @AudraEqualityMcWhen you see @AudraEqualityMc outside her hotel on your way to meet people for dinner before seeing her sing! https://t.co/uJUUcH1emz @kciccolini We should plan a trip! I love Salem! @miss_sequential I'm SURE you're not clulessly leaving it on your back smacking into people! @kciccolini WHY DID YOU SAY IT IN A WAY YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T UNDERDTAND.Lady in a shop in Salem talked to me about: the moon, cats and the TV show Charmed so way to stay on brand Salem.Parking in Salem is 50 cents an hour I thought I was reading it wrong. (Its like 4 dollars an hour in back bay 😑)
4/13
2018
@LizKH Gah. Doesn't sound like you got off easy but glad it wasn't catastrophic! @LizKH did your mac book survive?!Dudes. Watch your backpacks on busses and trains. (Its almost always dudes don't @ me)Two bananas is a lot of bananas for a smoothie for one person.
4/12
2018
@JosieGL Sweet Tooth which is right in Southie used to deliver to my old job all the time.Happy National Pet Day! Not all these pets are *technically* mine… https://t.co/trMbipTJO9
4/11
2018
Same question tbh https://t.co/a0Yl4I5zRv
4/10
2018
good news: the hot librarian noticed me bad news: it’s because i brought mozzarella sticks to the library and that’s not allowed
Retweeted by Michelle C
4/9
2018
@kciccolini Omg! That's disgusting!Empire Records zodiac for #RexManningDay Aries: Gina Taurus: Berko Gemini: Mark Cancer: Jane Leo: Rex Manning Virg… https://t.co/vjnlUmjpQ5
Retweeted by Michelle C*opens, spends all my money* https://t.co/Jqz3bBLehK
4/8
2018
@CandicePeak Missy Elliot ride one day?There are honestly no words for how happy it makes me to have @rosieperezbklyn on TV every week.
4/7
2018
@LizKH @kdschumacher Ahhh oh no! Far more anxiety inducing than books! Fingers crossssed.Just dropped my favorite boots off to get resoled and am disproportionately anxious. Please send your thoughts and… https://t.co/QcDVDKpDLR @lindsfrances feel like you would deeply appreciate this. https://t.co/9kYLnaBzjq
4/6
2018
Are you okay over there @EW? https://t.co/yAgfCFFctG
4/5
2018
"Who are you and why you no got any hair?" https://t.co/FfrlN1D1GXif you then you don’t love don’t deserve me at my me at… https://t.co/itKobDxCUf
Retweeted by Michelle CAHHHHHHHH. https://t.co/lfzluwGYjK
4/4
2018
Couldn't quite verbalize to anyone post Hamilton why I wasn't sad to miss Leslie Odom but now that you've all seen… https://t.co/lCzOMS3W0w
4/2
2018
NORM LEWIS #JesusChristSuperstarLive
4/1
2018
Spending Saturday night fending off this dude. https://t.co/RI5ZVxKHyzGirl on the bike next to me audibly moaned BUT WHYYY when @CandicePeak told us to turn it up to 10. Happy 60 min Saturday to her hangover!
3/31
2018
@JosieGL @prof_PSL @MsSassyTeacher @NBCGoodGirls @NBCRise Yesss. Excited for Handmaids Tale and Animal Kingdom. @JosieGL I was annoyed because they had a character singing the wrong song in the last episode and the muscial theatre nerd in me got mad. @JosieGL Yea. Can't stand the main teacher but love Rosie Perez and the kids so I keep watching. @JosieGL @prof_PSL @NBCGoodGirls Yes! Becoming one of my favorites!
3/30
2018
@CandicePeak @The_Handle_Bar assuming the playlist is 45 min of "it's getting hot in here" right? @kciccolini Yes I dooooo thank you! @kciccolini please tell me all the sites you're apartment hunting on? I have to start very soon and 😬
3/29
2018
There is honestly nothing I love more than pictures of small children practicing their reading on shelter dogs.
3/28
2018
My legacy will always be getting off a plane to multiple friends wanting to discuss who bit beyonce as if it hadn't… https://t.co/fZXtHRcbi5The Raleigh airport is full of dogs and my coworker is not interested in me pointing them out and telling him to "l… https://t.co/EmopGP29KzI feel pretty positive the @whoweekly facebook group will have the "Who bit Beyonce's face?" mystery solved by the end of the day.
3/26
2018
@kdschumacher Bring me next timeeeeee
3/25
2018
This sign deserves a pulitzer #marchforourlives (📸 @claremarienyc) https://t.co/9qHcEjbhq6
Retweeted by Michelle CI was in a terrible mood pre spin and now I don't want to murder anyone so what i'm saying is Elle Woods is right about endorphins y'all.
3/24
2018
@dog_rates https://t.co/v71RdfRV1EOn a Tina Turner kick and honestly not enough songs today feature a sax solo.
3/23
2018
@lindsfrances Nope. They're a perfect food. @lindsfrances I threw it out and made pancakes.I brought that chickpea pasta and it tastes like cardboard and i'm sure my Italian grandma is laughing at me from heaven for it. @darth @maureenjohnson https://t.co/oRQqQgkVqH @JosieGL I mean. He kinda is?🚨Pop up giveaway!🚨 Want to win your way into @S_C_ & @Beyonce's #OTR2 show on August 5th? 1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ RT th… https://t.co/fYROaCbGRE
Retweeted by Michelle Ci've made two bartleby the scrivener jokes in as many days in case you're wondering how big a nerd I am.CONTEST! RT+Follow @OnlyInBOS to enter to win an overnight stay @FoxwoodsCT! DM winner 9pm. https://t.co/H2igPbdlP2
Retweeted by Michelle C
3/22
2018
If you like @HamiltonMusical or just History in general this thread is DELIGHTFUL. https://t.co/RvC788Xhpa
3/21
2018
How we feel about another snowstorm coming. https://t.co/2PSiVJrdKs @JosieGL @mellymelg85 @notthisgirrl @kciccolini Hahah i have no clue! @JosieGL I keep thinking about it with everything in Austin!*opens twitter* *sees the phrase "Trump's penis"* https://t.co/cPkwV4J75t
Retweeted by Michelle CLooks like someone taught Trump how to leave amazon reviews. (This was on @iamjohnoliver bunny book) https://t.co/eTiCjxzFrm
3/20
2018
@NEAQ @LisaWeidenfeld lets go see the professor.Miranda running for governor of New York 2018 is wild. @miss_sequential https://t.co/oplLDFPL3e @miss_sequential I like that we're reading / watching the same things without knowing it. @piacars Same. I just ugly cried in front of my computer for like 10 min with it on repeat.Just in case you need to start your Monday with a good cry. https://t.co/LlgG9bRKcL
3/19
2018
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