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Chronically wearing the wrong coat for this weather.

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Mbta trains being late and mbta busses leaving early are like an extra special fuck you from the system.
10/16
2018
At the time I thought “lmao what a wild thing to say” but tbh if you just found out that morning you’d been bumped… https://t.co/lgl4fuYM3K
Retweeted by Michelle CTheir Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Sussex is ex… https://t.co/Eme5kqAD3m
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10/15
2018
Volunteering instead of riding at this years @PMCWinterCycle in case anyone wants to come hang out with me at Fenway for the morning!
10/13
2018
Love when @diginn tofu is so overcooked it won't even cut with the plastic knife they provide. 😒
10/12
2018
SCHITT’S CREEK SEASON 4 IS NOW AVAIL ON @netflix! I REPEAT...🚨 https://t.co/N9DpVqEVM9
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10/11
2018
When you start barking a little while the human is gone and she tries to have A Talk with you and you're like CHILL… https://t.co/reOL2M3cSzBeyoncé will star as Nala in The Lion King despite NEVER HAVING BEEN A LION!!!! https://t.co/tMYaj0nUlN
Retweeted by Michelle C @ira Teasing us with Scott Speedman last season and then giving us Ted Mosby is really cruel. @darth I have two of them who match! https://t.co/TK6Utv16aB
10/10
2018
Missed opportunity for that Parks and Rec Pawnee Goddesses spinoff I never knew I needed. https://t.co/IJ2lcWCGkG @emily__crocker after i brought my car, the dealership kept sending me emails about other cars for sale and I was l… https://t.co/21lBBfDZEjI both want to spot Greta Gerwig while Little Women is here filming and am afraid I'd yell WE DONT NEED ANOTHER LIT… https://t.co/w8GenWUP1V
10/9
2018
I caught my hand in a dumpster lid today. 0/10, do not reccomend.
10/8
2018
@kciccolini Yes! Totally fine but i can now understand how terrifying it is! @kciccolini my shoe came unclipped during final sprint during spin and it made me think of you haha.
10/7
2018
Outside @Scotus @wusa9 https://t.co/m4w10K563d
Retweeted by Michelle CDoes anyone know where I pick up my handmaids robes and if they're one size fits all or if I have to tell them in advance what size I need? @kciccolini I am a million years old and have never heard of this. @kciccolini I had to google Duck Sauce song and I still dont understand. @kciccolini Hahah no I am also being a brat but I do agree! @kciccolini Ahahha for what its worth i agree NYT shouldn't have printed that particular plot point I was just genu… https://t.co/pFDIBhBkjH @kciccolini Is it a spoiler if its the 4th remake of a movie?
10/6
2018
If I understood Susan Collins correctly, it's important to listen to women, then avoid eye contact and back away sl… https://t.co/Yp0hzj6xex
Retweeted by Michelle CSusan Collins about to bring out Louis CK for a quick set
Retweeted by Michelle CI am often so glad and so frustrated to live in a place where my elected officials votes match my own core values.… https://t.co/lYdNqcibpFWe cant stop watching #AStarIsBorn trailer so we added a Frenchie w/ some killer pipes @ladygaga https://t.co/nJUFYcGUBO
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10/5
2018
Ireland loosing their shit over Krispy Kreme is the news I want today. @JosieGL @HamiltonMusical Omg yay. So excited for you! @BlairBraverman Its called helping and Bruce is very good at it! https://t.co/yVl6YTRIbhTon Hardy's love for dogs is so pure we don't deserve him. Honestly give me two hours of him playing with rescue do… https://t.co/1al57WKkcn @lindsfrances yes! it's possible to love TV AND books! who knew! (also omg my mom limited my TV as a kid and all di… https://t.co/x0gB89nrYcChecks to-do list and doesnt see "hand feed baby sea lion" 😒 I went into the wrong profession. https://t.co/MafzrMGpFT
10/4
2018
This podcast just said Point Break was supposed to star Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen and my mind is blow. https://t.co/wrOs8bxzriI try not to go within 3 feet of those giant mbta fans because i'm terrified of my hair getting caught. If it could… https://t.co/s2Uv3M7J1Eme: I don't want a text message from Trump at 2pm. @seoconnor : me either, they're just making sure it's working s… https://t.co/u69Em5LNgCmy wednesday mood is putting things on my to-do list just so I can cross them off again.#TeamBear https://t.co/qsYrq9eWpI
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10/3
2018
dudes at Sbux talking about how exhausted they were from doing "2 a days" & I turned & said "omg me too" & then the… https://t.co/rDTUPBmXNu
Retweeted by Michelle CScreams into the void forever and ever. https://t.co/mp432nyD37 @kciccolini I know! They called back to check I was okay a few min later but it was def like a rude awakening that… https://t.co/VptsGRi1eG @jlmeds i hope so too! 😬Today I learned that sometimes you call 911 and it just rings and rings and no one picks up! (I'm fine, medical emergency on my bus)
10/2
2018
@HotelFoxtrot Triple noooooooMonday, 9am: Eating super healthy this week. Monday, 4pm: https://t.co/BTiN56KTow
Retweeted by Michelle C @BlairBraverman Hari and Refried because I don't want to run, i just want to pet/cuddle them. 😁 @BlairBraverman Cheese!
10/1
2018
This is oddly calming to watch. https://t.co/98nn2vYsgV @kciccolini @chrissyteigen I def went to target today for the sole purpose of scoping it out.Did not buy the expensive clogs i've been internet stalking but did finally drag myself to target to get… https://t.co/42PMw5w8kNit's that time of year again where I google the patriot's game time and shop during it for optimal food shopping experience.Want a #prizepack from #BwayFlea? RT Monday noon, & I'll send someone who follows me a bunch of really cool stuff.… https://t.co/luFLoKntGR
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9/30
2018
@DerekMichaelL @kciccolini Yes thank you for your wisdon! @kciccolini My understanding is that it passes to the next step but Flake is requesting an investigation. They can… https://t.co/1sM2iYc9XWThis for anyone praising Flake right now 🙃 https://t.co/yAuCsXGHxbI literally could not tell the difference between lindsey graham and the guy from chrisley knows best.Here's a video of a Very Good Dog named Marshall, who apparently tried to ring the doorbell after he got locked out… https://t.co/isN9135rfY
Retweeted by Michelle CI love @TedDanson and he has made this bad day better. #theGoodPlace
9/28
2018
@fuggirls very "wait till I tell my DAD about this"guys harvey weinstein also did great things for women's careers. I don't give a shit how many females you hired. @themodernageorg Texts from liberals! @kciccolini haha i know. i want her to make him actually cryNothing this man says matters? Like actually none of it is relevant to the issue at hand.This is how crime works: You can't have committed one if you have other activities scheduled later.
Retweeted by Michelle CReading the news this week like.... https://t.co/eE9MvOsjoqLike, if you've been to SEVERAL sock hops, maybe you shouldn't be making laws in 2018
Retweeted by Michelle CHiding from the news today and using the internet for cute animals only. @DerekMichaelL Same! She seems badass. @DerekMichaelL Okay but I feel like this doctor lady did not have to do this competition in her bra.
9/27
2018
@JosieGL @The_Handle_Bar Oh my god. The little guy yelling "I SAID IT ALREADY MOM" in the outtakes was the best.Me, all the time now: https://t.co/j573nZ3HML
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9/26
2018
Why are so many men holding dead fish in online dating pictures? @LisaWeidenfeld I refuse to believe that is real and not some sort of Pete Davidson viral nfl spoof for the new snl season @LisaWeidenfeld https://t.co/s85kKtop4A @LisaWeidenfeld I don't know who Gritty is but I also want to mute most things on twitterFinally won a game of HQ! 98 cents for all my muscial trivia knowledge!
9/25
2018
@JosieGL I have legit gotten in fights with bikers over this when I lived in Somerville.I just almost burned down my apt making popcorn happy monday. @jlmeds Ive used YourBus MBTA for years. Love it!
9/24
2018
@BobbyGLove ❤ so much love your way. #fuckcancer
9/22
2018
I want to bone Noah Centineo as much as the next bookish romantic old enough to be his mother, but could we maybe g… https://t.co/eOf5qEVwSi
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9/21
2018
@lindsfrances Brilliant. Can you design? I'll write copy. "Must be able to hold in two fingers. Food must also be a… https://t.co/ZPVLpO6YPd @lindsfrances Clearly to ruin my morning.I cannot with the girl eating her oats on the crowded rush hour red line. Shes clanking her spoon against her mason… https://t.co/olKaBfvF3R @BobbyGLove I love yoga! Also chemo? Sending you much love.
9/20
2018
@JosieGL @CandicePeak https://t.co/Zb8UEx5XvY @CandicePeak I miss you too! I realllllly hope to catch a saturday class soon! ❤I reallllllly need to get back to exercising because running for the bus just now was a lot harder than it should have been. @HotelFoxtrot Honestly it's the halftime show the nfl deserves. @lindsfrances @LastSeenPodcast First episode was excellent. Highly recommend!Man @LastSeenPodcast got me wanting to run out and solve the Gardner Heist.
9/19
2018
Oh okay sobbing. https://t.co/uIVivbFPQp @kciccolini People always try to order flowers over FB too. Im like what? we have a phone number, an email and a website. @kciccolini 🤬 thank goodness for the people rescuing the animals!
9/17
2018
I have a real question to ask all of my female friends: where do you buy your underwear? Shouldn't their be a start… https://t.co/EQadIK484g
Retweeted by Michelle C @lindsfrances @onlylivingirlNY Thank you for your service. @kciccolini Yep. That about sums it up. @lindsfrances @onlylivingirlNY Which cut did you get? @onlylivingirlNY @lindsfrances Also me.
9/16
2018
@DerekMichaelL We could just hang out and sing it end to end?
9/15
2018

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