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12/14
2018
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12/13
2018
Man Won’t Let Woman Ghost Him in Peace: https://t.co/0aYHeLL2I1 https://t.co/f50y1rxnW4BREAKING: Odyssey of the Mind Was A Real Thing and Not a Fever Dream You Had in 1999: https://t.co/JCcYNSdEY9 https://t.co/NvDkuqperrObsessed Much? This Mom Wants To Know If Her Daughter Is Alive: https://t.co/NWh9nH35Pm https://t.co/FNlbTTpxhGLet Him Know You’ve Finished by Shouting ‘And Scene!’ After You Cum: https://t.co/k5jfiYdeZV https://t.co/Tto4XFSDNnWow! This Woman Works Out Frequently Enough That She’s Not Sore After Every Time: https://t.co/LsI5mkVvSl https://t.co/5WHPHtDrOLI'm glad that in Canada, Higher Education still seems quite stable and well supported. In the UK, universities are… https://t.co/Oq1wWf1lOm
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12/12
2018
Man Won’t Let Woman Ghost Him in Peace: https://t.co/0aYHeLL2I1 https://t.co/dSmZ2p6N3RWorkplace Sexism That’ll Have Your Boss Saying, "That Doesn’t Sound Like Him" https://t.co/nAoLXfULAn https://t.co/eTyXIrw1Gd#HahaWowNY is at @caveatnyc tonight with @raesanni @ginnyhogan_ and more - tix still available:… https://t.co/frfFO2zq0Z‘People Send Faxes All the Time!’ Says Mom: https://t.co/GH0YgRKpsF https://t.co/0LFlFRDMXtGet the "Santa Loves My Big Ass" Tee, only at Shop Reductress: https://t.co/DgH2MYkw0C https://t.co/QAA1ArvGkKHow to Feign Holiday Cheer When You’re Haunted by Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey: https://t.co/avliPk1k9A https://t.co/cYghcMsmQVTONIGHT! #HahaWowNY has our final show of the year with some of our favorite guests and your hosts @evaandheriud an… https://t.co/T0u0Jj5QWSHow to Cut Out All the People who are Not Obsessed with Your Dog: https://t.co/iKRF5fb0rr https://t.co/nubeMlVTdNStudy Finds New Form Of Male Birth Control Works Best If You Also Continue Using Yours: https://t.co/Ay7VFh7UKp https://t.co/c5HuE8mCZGThe next NYC satire writing workshop is on January 9th - sign up now: https://t.co/QM4aQTv9op https://t.co/UVQ8hl8Dy4Third Date Ideas That Say, ‘What Is This? What Are We Doing? I Don’t Care, I Just Want To Know.’… https://t.co/vcDMdPh9EGNeed a gift for the woman who has it all? Get the Reductress Daily Womanspiration Calendar for 2019 today:… https://t.co/18KlQ2KjwHDo You Want A Septum Piercing or Do You Just Want the Cool Bisexuals to Let You Sit at Their Lunch Table?… https://t.co/EScRIJEVR13 Winter Sweaters to Keep Wearing Inside Because You Sweat Through the Shirt Underneath: https://t.co/1ISe2wcC8Y https://t.co/lRkrFnMHKNQuiz: Is He In Love With You Or Is He Just Midwestern?: https://t.co/L9ygY4fSqq https://t.co/2WIJNne884
12/11
2018
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12/10
2018
Dermatologists Hate Her! This Woman Is Really Mean to Dermatologists: https://t.co/XmPVEGolHw https://t.co/YGvJmoun0EBREAKING: Kaitlyn Dating That Peter https://t.co/UpOJRKMHU7 https://t.co/xuBmR7HDYWWhat It’s Like Living Birthday Check to Birthday Check: https://t.co/jxbrmyxALC https://t.co/J4y621iLP5Quiz: Is He In Love With You Or Is He Just Midwestern?: https://t.co/L9ygY4fSqq https://t.co/zumtUTYsXODid You Actually Enjoy That Bachelorette Party, Or Was It Just Expensive?: https://t.co/jY0QTkJqv7 https://t.co/8hZ0OlicXfBREAKING: Odyssey of the Mind Was A Real Thing and Not a Fever Dream You Had in 1999: https://t.co/JCcYNSdEY9 https://t.co/QiDLtyGEffObsessed Much? This Mom Wants To Know If Her Daughter Is Alive: https://t.co/NWh9nH35Pm https://t.co/htlUrViH6bHow To Build An Entire Relationship Out Of Showing Him Things On Your Phone: https://t.co/NhwiGVeOQE https://t.co/wXTIzJRM7SBREAKING: My Cat Is Being So Cute Right Now! https://t.co/k5abI3XPKc https://t.co/36P2CyRFetHow To Break Up with Him So You Can Do All of This Again with the Next Loser: https://t.co/wVJ07TZTTn https://t.co/fdU8WiQRvFWow! This Woman Keeps Telling Everyone She Still Hasn’t Packed Yet: https://t.co/G8katxwVta https://t.co/HDR8PhRak4
12/9
2018
Friend With No Rhythm Really Going For It: https://t.co/0pOdro2rMN https://t.co/ofZjI2zCOgWoman Curious Whether New Bout of Depression Will Be an ‘Eat Everything’ One or an ‘Eat Nothing’ One:… https://t.co/16FhgB3Gp1Accept His Dangerous Date Idea So At Least You’ll Have a Story to Tell: https://t.co/f6GcBldfxL https://t.co/jtf318Qpv1https://t.co/eeyexIjmh6 https://t.co/TsHAL1PQ9RHow To Fuck So Hard You Never Want To Fuck Again and Are Finally Free: https://t.co/wUNqXWRhhW https://t.co/lKm4tvYreO5 Stylish Vests That Will Make Him Ask What A Capella Group You’re In: https://t.co/0EIYjEL1jG https://t.co/oYcL6H8zdFHow to Handle Shitting Yourself Immediately When He Says He ‘Loves Ethnic Chicks’: https://t.co/WvJ3yfuUAO https://t.co/b3HZNX3HVqSay ‘Whoa’ to The Volume of Text Messages You Missed While in the Movie Like a Popular Little Bitch:… https://t.co/42evG2diiK4 Dramatic Coats That Will Have People Like, ‘Oh No, Here She Comes’: https://t.co/IC5nmt9YmQ https://t.co/tUDElnj922Selfish Friend Throws Birthday Party When It’s Cold Outside: https://t.co/AMVk9sYhqQ https://t.co/yGW1Q3kcKhCheck Out These Thicc Christmas Present Bows: https://t.co/0fyBq4M6aS https://t.co/f05A9ryKDl
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12/8
2018
Woman Can’t Believe It’s Still Raining: https://t.co/mCyNvTCEfh https://t.co/Z4Q09ebaGqDon’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Morning Dread-Filled Stare At The Ceiling: https://t.co/kNml1mwZGn https://t.co/R9nzTwPEaWWoman Seduced by Bangs Despite Knowing They’re Bad for Her: https://t.co/I5vuO4cZ1f https://t.co/0NNNFx3NpiGet the "Santa Loves My Big Ass" Tee, only at Shop Reductress: https://t.co/DgH2MYkw0C https://t.co/TrK0vGjue2
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12/7
2018

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