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9/18
2018
Heartbreaking! This Woman Looked at a Candid Photo of Herself: https://t.co/ElTmPfXwb5 https://t.co/mG3ZapGBJCWow! There Really ARE Plenty of Fish! Here Are 7 Sexy Single Fish: https://t.co/FEM8UReXMK https://t.co/DUmyPgz28UFall Boyfriends To Put Away In Your Attic Once This Season Ends: https://t.co/56ke75fTxC https://t.co/Nx5zz1XbUw
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9/17
2018
Friend Who Texted ‘I’m Just Seeing This Now!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction: https://t.co/bZy5PsWEPy https://t.co/8jifePyxGC‘That’ll Show Him!’ Says Woman Who Unfollowed Her Ex on Instagram: https://t.co/oeovMzLaVv https://t.co/lFbafDvRYUThe Average Woman Fucks 9 Spiders per Year: https://t.co/pu95ZRnibE https://t.co/RW4JQx48RoItems on Sale Happen to be the Ugliest Ones: https://t.co/78PnlcO24O https://t.co/wLcDFmALZmWow! This Man Is Super Wrong But Also Very Loud So Who Knows: https://t.co/rlfXm2sEsw https://t.co/viUyYeI1hgThis Tuesday, we've got an amazing lineup for #HahaWowNYC, with @CaliseHawkins @Rachel_Sennott and more!! Get your… https://t.co/6C6XjzVQu7Home Soap Dispenser Now 99% Water: https://t.co/mZyR6SyDC9 https://t.co/jMjuN2lhcSWoman Makes Calculated Decision to Go the Fuck Off: https://t.co/oI3twVhiGu https://t.co/wWmFLqs8AW5 Celebs that are Hot but Not as Hot as Eating Something Right Out of the Microwave: https://t.co/dc3AZELnCK https://t.co/j0PgpQW5VzHeartbreaking! This Woman Looked at a Candid Photo of Herself: https://t.co/pzmqbOG2zm https://t.co/OrkkrjCbaQStudy Finds Hell Is Just Penis In Vagina Over and Over and Over: https://t.co/n0REwQl8lh https://t.co/m1Hikx5cBEWoman More Excited About Free Tote Than Actual Purchase: https://t.co/DQoJMi3ENy https://t.co/ewsSvk6vSzGet in Shape Just by Replacing Bread With Weightlifting: https://t.co/0v469loVIA https://t.co/R9pNasJ81p
9/16
2018
These 11 Zodiac Signs Will Have the Best Fall. Sorry, Aquarius: https://t.co/KBeeuIBoRb https://t.co/36zt94gcDYFeminist Tees That Say, "I’m a Boss Baby CEO Lil’ Stinker Grown Ass Woman" https://t.co/SXxEDhXmcj https://t.co/wV9H2vktUzThe Average Woman Fucks 9 Spiders per Year: https://t.co/pu95ZRnibE https://t.co/wZstJL7JrTI’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite: https://t.co/Gpc0Z61CY0 https://t.co/LQ2UqurIyuThis Tuesday, we've got an amazing lineup for #HahaWowNYC, with @CaliseHawkins @Rachel_Sennott and more!! Get your… https://t.co/6rXwHUkd8rFriend Who Texted ‘I’m Just Seeing This Now!’ Awarded Pulitzer Prize In Fiction: https://t.co/bZy5PsWEPy https://t.co/Ibio9uO0cDCool! This Guy’s Personality is Music: https://t.co/y76OJpgK5s https://t.co/VARjSS08LYWoman More Excited About Free Tote Than Actual Purchase: https://t.co/DQoJMi3ENy https://t.co/vbdhHI2E7NWoman Makes Calculated Decision to Go the Fuck Off: https://t.co/oI3twVhiGu https://t.co/1OJcVIad4EHome Soap Dispenser Now 99% Water: https://t.co/mZyR6SyDC9 https://t.co/RPh5Q9fgp4Man Claims ‘She’s Like a Sister To Me!’ About Woman He Would Definitely Fuck: https://t.co/Lz9TV2nXzj https://t.co/8vWonrlrrAThese 11 Zodiac Signs Will Have the Best Fall. Sorry, Aquarius: https://t.co/KBeeuIBoRb https://t.co/mTqxvnm7a45 Celebs that are Hot but Not as Hot as Eating Something Right Out of the Microwave: https://t.co/dc3AZELnCK https://t.co/eDVnnk3t4JI Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School: https://t.co/pMKcgi6o5M https://t.co/Abm84Dwf6f
9/15
2018
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9/14
2018
Items on Sale Happen to be the Ugliest Ones: https://t.co/78PnlcO24O https://t.co/RRFv1ioFLBQuiz: Is That White Woman Dancing or Afraid of a Bee? https://t.co/D52o2eEm8f https://t.co/M4HtmnWsI3Man Claims ‘She’s Like a Sister To Me!’ About Woman He Would Definitely Fuck: https://t.co/Lz9TV2nXzj https://t.co/Riw9YwdpegStudy Finds Hell Is Just Penis In Vagina Over and Over and Over: https://t.co/n0REwQl8lh https://t.co/Yv7ee3PW8QSorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again: https://t.co/eePt92f48G https://t.co/IG42rfmUevWoman Makes Calculated Decision to Go the Fuck Off: https://t.co/oI3twVhiGu https://t.co/CjqFN7q0W1‘That’ll Show Him!’ Says Woman Who Unfollowed Her Ex on Instagram: https://t.co/oeovMzLaVv https://t.co/dBF9BVVBlxI Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School: https://t.co/pMKcgi6o5M https://t.co/UX9h0uc4wuWe've got an amazing lineup for #HahaWowNYC with @CaliseHawkins @Rachel_Sennott and more!! Get your tickets now:… https://t.co/rfa0x3m1NLI’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite: https://t.co/Gpc0Z61CY0 https://t.co/2BUiqyTVPhGet in Shape Just by Replacing Bread With Weightlifting: https://t.co/0v469loVIA https://t.co/AoPpjdkR1GThis Woman Spent Three Months Thinking About A Comment A Man Spent Zero Seconds Considering: https://t.co/iFD197gMue https://t.co/5vEk9O0nG4Incredible! This Woman Owns 19 Identical Pairs Of Black Tights And One Decent Bra: https://t.co/9DRmoFeWOS https://t.co/NxxAkVXAaRHeartbreaking! This Woman Looked at a Candid Photo of Herself: https://t.co/pzmqbOG2zm https://t.co/CritCTV3ODNice! This Guy Has 3 Podcasts and No Toilet Paper https://t.co/zdF8srrbsT https://t.co/y3hlaFYmi06 Sex Positions that Will Make Him Say ‘That’s a Spicy Meatball’: https://t.co/xFbCtHfJsh https://t.co/7jdpUx4LF1Cool! This Guy’s Personality is Music: https://t.co/K4BGdyRwiT https://t.co/kHmwJNGSnXHow To Sit Alone in Your Room Like An Actress On An NBC Drama: https://t.co/SVdp30CMGD https://t.co/NlgGOzOWbf
9/13
2018
Wow! This Man Is Super Wrong But Also Very Loud So Who Knows: https://t.co/rlfXm2sEsw https://t.co/iHGdb26qWSFeminist Tees That Say, "I’m a Boss Baby CEO Lil’ Stinker Grown Ass Woman" https://t.co/SXxEDhXmcj https://t.co/Xih6UdtMzzThe Average Woman Fucks 9 Spiders per Year: https://t.co/pu95ZRnibE https://t.co/YZznLEytkhGet in Shape Just by Replacing Bread With Weightlifting: https://t.co/0v469loVIA https://t.co/ekj9CTRUFzHaha Wow NYC is next Tuesday Night at @caveatnyc! Get your tickets now: https://t.co/O5HHfiISwo https://t.co/edjWxdtz7aI’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite: https://t.co/Gpc0Z61CY0 https://t.co/pY0i6ITItZWow! This Gymnast Has No Trouble Balancing It All: https://t.co/iuYbmJ8uew https://t.co/XrYUSdIHu8I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School: https://t.co/pMKcgi6o5M https://t.co/1oSCJoRgkcItems on Sale Happen to be the Ugliest Ones: https://t.co/78PnlcO24O https://t.co/wlPqYraSdiQuiz: Is That White Woman Dancing or Afraid of a Bee? https://t.co/D52o2eEm8f https://t.co/BM7dGwVaeHHow to Get Back in Shape After Pregnancy but Not Too Fast! You Should Be Focusing on Your Baby!  … https://t.co/jSBlGRnYcS
9/12
2018
Quiz: Is That White Woman Dancing or Afraid of a Bee? https://t.co/D52o2eEm8f https://t.co/avF4iQaoudBetrayal! This Woman’s Auntie Was Just Her Mom’s Lifelong Friend the Whole Time: https://t.co/subq8YKU9h https://t.co/optrbTcM4w3 Dystopian Novels to Read While They’re Still Fiction: https://t.co/BFKsnIeeBb https://t.co/mzDGo4gIXTI Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School: https://t.co/pMKcgi6o5M https://t.co/pJWeOIAXqrI’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite: https://t.co/Gpc0Z61CY0 https://t.co/Fiefeh89LgDude Corner: Brett’s Best Man Speech Was Hilarious! https://t.co/caDzesCVvx https://t.co/4fOUc1AxaqHow To Get The Cool Dog At The Party To Notice You: https://t.co/jjiC6Q9BWf https://t.co/QV1nve9knw
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9/11
2018
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9/10
2018

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