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'Dear Diary: The Water Dish Continues to Vex Me' http://t.co/wzOTcawNQg via @thedailybeast

This is priceless really. http://t.co/p2cmzNDvNH
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@THEToughCookie I'd love to see your cookie of a violet.

@MichaelSkolnik What do you usually tweet about?

@BlissDomestic Please dont tweet your Pins.

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
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A man marries a woman & expects her never to change but she always does. A woman marries a man, hoping he will change but he never does.
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@maggiejane maybe buy one yourself second hand and take with or re-sale if you move. sometimes free on Craigslist.

I have NEVER asked 4 a retweet. Please do w/this photo 2show your support 4 2morrows big decisions. #MarriageEquality http://t.co/colk2PqBOx
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Did I hear right? that they are taking the assault weapons ban out of the gun law?????
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@TheFoodLab @jdorf It's hit and miss on the west coast!

@CMstella @J4C3 Somebody needs a "Happy" beer...It'd be awesome if the Catholic church took all the $ they're spending on this pomp & circumstance and help people in a direct way.
Retweeted by Heidi MaxwellWhite Smoke at the Vatican. Is it a coincidence that Dennis Rodman arrived today?
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@FrugalLivingNW Dont waste what you've already spent money on.

Help @LisaRinna raise an additional donation for her charity by RETWEETING this tweet. #CelebApprenticeMVP
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FREE Celtic music sampler. http://t.co/ulZrd1cdzr
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@TheFoodLab Lard, to season cast iron and half-used SOS pads so they don't rustNuclear waste leaking underground in Washington state http://t.co/6ucrOOJhMb
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Yes. 100%. RT: @thisisdspan: Thought jacoby jones should've won MVP
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@pretty_box But you liked accounting...

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day! http://t.co/hzcTxSa6
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How low will the snow level go overnight and into the morning? @Zaffino is tracking it! http://t.co/J8cVRkyt
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Students hit the books and the book prices hit back http://t.co/u293RUPt
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Hey! Let's be careful out there. Newsroom is getting all kinds of reports of accidients caused by icy roads. http://t.co/oCOGFGNP
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@WFMMillPlain 31% off what price?

@CMstella Maybe you will start it and I will join also.

@CountryLiving @Beekman1802 West coast hasn't seen it yet...@THEToughCookie But i kinda like the image of you collecting vintage cookie jars and filling them with $$$

What? MT@SuziSteffen: So a traveling show owns the new baby elephant from the Oregon Zoo. http://t.co/yvzRw7mZ #elephant #disgusting
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The 12 Days of Gifting are back. http://t.co/0U2nypV3 #rekindle

19 house committee chairs named. 0 women. Mr. Boehner, did somebody lose those binders? http://t.co/jBo0bc00
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Unadvertised Starbucks deal: ask for holiday drink stamp card @ register. 5 holiday drinks (including Gingerbread), get one free.
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Did you remember to buy a Powerball ticket today? The jackpot is a whopping $325 million for tonight's drawing!
Retweeted by Heidi MaxwellRT @bethy723 @KATUNews #CivilWar #GoBeavers http://t.co/OtCPcRgj
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Apparently I retweet too much. @McCainBlogette
Retweeted by Heidi MaxwellBrining makes it difficult to get a crispy skin, makes the juices to salty for gravy and makes the texture like deli turkey. Just my opinion
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Twinkie shortage? Shoppers stock up as news of Hostess bankruptcy spreads http://t.co/SPa2Or8X
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Hostess may liquidate if strike doesn't end tomorrow. Buy all of the Twinkies! Hoard them! HOARD THEM! http://t.co/ZXL4TWXS
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"It doesn’t matter whether you’re black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, young, old, rich, poor, abled, disabled, gay or straight."
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@LindyGrundy How did the GMO thing go in CA?@McCainBlogette Washington stateThis election brought to you by the letter O #ohioobamaWarren, Baldwin, McCaskill. Why have binders full of women, when they can fill the U.S. Senate instead? #msnbc2012
Retweeted by Heidi MaxwellWoman votes while going into labor. Your excuse for not voting officially sucks. http://t.co/5X0k2whp
Retweeted by Heidi MaxwellNBC confirms electronic machines altering votes. If you use an voting machine today, please check carefully! http://t.co/S5bi8uy3
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REMEMBER: The important thing isn't WHO you vote for, it's that you GET OUT AND VOTE for Obama.
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"Transitional object saved from storm" #Sandy http://t.co/MVIT30pJ
Retweeted by Heidi Maxwell"Relief rallies" my ass. What a shwantz!
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@TheFoodLab Dropped/creamy. Rolled/brothy = chicken noodle soup!@KATUNews We'd rather have Diane.

The @nytimes has turned off the pay meter for duration of #Hurricane #Sandy: Follow live updates on our dashboard http://t.co/coq9v2gA
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@jonathanwald If the powers out, what are you gonna control?

@maggiejane Hot

“Yes on 37” would require labels on genetically modified foods in Cali, this is a list of donors that are against it: http://t.co/aarmpoct
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This Is What Killing It Looks Like: the Joe Biden Story
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@LindyGrundy But we appreciate it!Are you better off now than you were before this answer on medicare started?
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@kfcdnw Did you decide to stay?

A friend just posted on FB that for kids entering college this year, "Kurt Cobain has always been dead." Wow. I'm old.
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I cross Burnside Bridge from downtown to East side, lines of hungry wait @ soup kitchens yet abundance is everwhere this wkend Feast indeed
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I'm sad as sad can be. I can't find my ipad anywhere and i know it's in my house. Why was I born if all I had to look forward to was this?
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I can't believe this is the face Romney made after his statement about the killing of an American ambassador. Shocking https://t.co/en28pHPG
Retweeted by Heidi MaxwellGood am! How abt this quote for Wednesday; "Nobody's afraid to say I love you. They are afraid of the response."
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I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/T4uyCQ85
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@ruhlman @ragingnerd My mom did that once- forgot to use pickling salt!

This seat's taken. http://t.co/tvHZDcfw, http://t.co/jgGZTb02
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Christie: Dad went to Rutgers on the GI Bill. Dems built that.
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@maggiejane Go ahead and feel proud, artichokes are easy to grow. They're basically large weeds!

“The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides us from ourselves.” - John Dryden
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Nobody asked you to judge. You asked you to judge.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Ha Ha!

@jonathanwald KStewRPatz!

Oily process: ODA rushes temporary ruling allowing canola to be grown in protected areas of Willamette Valley. http://t.co/UcbY1M25
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@CMstella Your Friday nights look pretty awsome!

Loreena McKennitt for floor exercise at the olympics. @pretty_box would approve!

Thousand Acre outside Troutdale offers endless off-leash area for dogs http://t.co/PytIUbzL
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@pretty_box Plans tomorrow?

It's being reported that Target summer clearance is going to 50% off today. I won't be able to go to Target until... http://t.co/fbA0QUxt
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@lisarinna It's probably for decision making purposes. They disagree on religion.

@FrugalLivingNW What are your ads for?

@huffpost50 how many time have you tweeted this? Please stop.

Savannah Guthrie? Really? Ugh. I'm done with Today.
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Zabars, dim your lights. Actually, you know what--Empire State Building? You too. #RIPNoraEphron
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Rot in jail Jerry Sandusky.
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Summer Solstice 2012: Time to move on.
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Is everyone going to watch and tweet about the Greek election like they did the wire guy on ABC?
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Laurelhurst neighborhood garage sale is tomorrow from 9-3 (SE Portland). Over 111 participating homes -- the... http://t.co/O0428ISs
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“The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.” - Isak Dinesen http://t.co/rX7zWeTy
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have you entered today's giveaway yet? 3 ways to enter to win a handmade necklace & a g&h tote! http://t.co/8C0mofzX
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@johnsberman Gonna miss you but I guess we still have twitter :)

@McCainBlogette Hope you dont get this every night! I think you're terrific.

Eeeevil #solareclipse (via Reddit) http://t.co/WRUZsGLa
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@acozykitchen But saying Garbanzo is more fun!

Mitt Romney bullied a gay student in high school. A must-read by @jasondhorowitz. http://t.co/kImGreP8
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Goodbye, Maurice Sendak. May your journey be just the right amount of wild rumpus.
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@IrelandBBaldwin You'll like it so much you'll shave the other half! It's amazing how it brings out your face.

Retweet to win a $100 @LandsEnd gift card! Lands End: Save 20% Off Sale & Clearance + Free Shipping! http://t.co/J94thkEI
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@BrokeAssGourmet I love this!