Accepting that I'm more of a nerd than I thought, one piece of technology at a time.
@ohmywyattkane Not that time. That was all me. I said it in a caveman voice. I hope you read it that way!@pepper9973 We did in 2012 & I think we're going June 2014!@Sammsayswhatt Yay!HOWYOULIKEMYRUNONSENTENCEGUYS.No time for a vacation anytime soon but Wil and I are going to Wizard World con in New York next week so that should be fun!Consensus is I need a pedicure AND a vacation. I like the way you people think.@thevowel Good idea ;-)@rstevens I think you're on to something here.@kimrueger AWESOME.Can't decide if my dream of not being able to relax on a beach vacation because I had scaly heels means I need a vacation or a pedicure.I've had a gmail account for years with no problems. I only kept that old Yahoo account because it was my first email. Fuck nostalgia!And by "chosen one" I mean, a complete tool. Goodbye, old Yahoo! account. You and your unprotected servers can kiss my shiny metal ass.I like to start off my day by discovering my email account has been hacked. Makes me feel special, like I'm the "chosen one."@OlliCrusoe CHOMP CHOMP.@kmraimo Oh no. I got out of the car and walked around to the curb to give him a hug. They were seen by everyone else at the curb.@JennaBusch @wilw @grantimahara @day9tv @feliciaday I love this!@TheeAlanSmithee Man, I hope so!@stardus614 I used to take them to school with Velcro rollers in my hair so I think this an upgrade for sure. ;-)I'm driving Ryan to the airport wearing these little beauties. Hey. At least it's not rollers in my hair. http://t.co/eDQIJNnUzN
@sandiecakes9 Woohoo!For the record, the basketball team was supposed to be co-ed but I was the only girl who showed up. TAKE THAT, BITCHES. #wrongwayannie@mikeyface Haha!FACT: I was the only girl on an all boys' basketball team in 3rd grade and I scored a basket. Granted, it was for the other team, but still.@Aviatrixt @mimccart @Raynaadi It's not a laugh track. They have microphones over a live audience recording the laughter.@Quiara @wilw @NathanFillion No one puts Captain in the corner.@hdibner ;-)Enjoyed one more afternoon w/both of my baby boys (and Nolan's nostril) before Ryan leaves in the morning. http://t.co/DCTUuFg2Q3@bonniegrrl #pewpew@marisarocks @bonniegrrl HAHAHA!@dmon2112 @bonniegrrl Totally.@bonniegrrl I've already seen every episode! It was the clean cut version of him that I...um...appreciated.@TPost82 OF COURSE!I do have to say, the entire Star Trek movie made me appreciate @bonniegrrl's love for Benedict Cumberbatch. ME. OW.The four or so TNG episodes I've seen all had Wil in them. It was like watching old family movies w/him while he gave commentary. :-)HAHAHA! “@Raynaadi: @AnneWheaton OMG I just realized, you're Penny!”I've never been a Star Trek fan so I was really glad I enjoyed this movie. And in case it wasn't clear, I haven't watched many TNG episodes.I watched a few original series episodes & maybe 4 TNG ones & saw 1 Star Trek movie before this so I'm no expert but I enjoyed the new movieHoly Star Trek Into Darkness was amazing. #UnexpectedTweetsFromAnne@autojim @paulandstorm @KimBanSab ;-)Happy anniversary, Paul of @paulandstorm and Kim of @KimBanSab! #nnnnnnnineteennnineteen@wasabifu Awesome :-)Treat others the way you want to be treated. If you want to be treated w/hatred & anger, find others like you & leave everyone else alone.@DaveLaFontaine Occasionally, yes.I think you meant to send this to someone as obviously as unhappy with themselves, @misterblank555. I am not one of those people.Parallel pup parking. http://t.co/1NXI9V8Iei@sk8rnate2002 That is why I'm the best. ;-)Ha! That's awesome! “@KarmaKaze7: @AnneWheaton costco hot dogs use kosher franks. that's the only reason i eat them #nonosesandassholes”I am not comfortable with how many people are sitting in front of Costco eating Costco hot dogs. #snoutandasstweetI am the best at standing in a long line for far too long before realizing I'm standing in the wrong line altogether. #dumbasstweet@taraplatt Happy birthday, pretty lady! We want to take you out to celebrate soooooon.@artistxforever @wilwheatons_cat is part of the family. I'd hate for him to feel intentionally excluded.@WilWheatons_Cat My men that were outside in Pasadena with me. Not the ones safely indoors at home. :-)@jwilliamaaron Because I was taking the picture & expecting normal faces from everyone. That didn't work out so well. :-)@hijinksensue Yea, that was a little disturbing.
@wilw O_o@Rackalicious1 I love that. ;-)@Lissie_A @dicksp8jr @EarthPix Wow. That's icky.@wilw Shoot it with laser beams. #pewpew@lartist Hehehe. Good idea :-)@Stepto @wilw @sirwheaton He's @KoppNolan on the tweety box.@LyssaPearl @sirwheaton @KoppNolan Ryan is behind us and Nolan is channeling Blue Man Group.@LisaGault66 Me too. So funny :-)This is my nightmare. My awesome family nightmare.Yet another family photo. #outtakes http://t.co/hi79EI9gJJAnother family photo. #outtakes http://t.co/E2IcMT299rFamily photo. #outtakes http://t.co/5ANRPregNXI do love my men but I especially love that it takes several tries before getting one with everyone having a normal face.@kmcgivney :-)@LenPeralta And then there's that part where he's distractingly beautiful.I love my men. http://t.co/tiNMS4RCT4@JeriLRyan I obviously have certain expectations. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO MEET THEM?!For dessert, MAN OF STEEL is offering a tiny serving of Nikon. Too small to share so get your own.I waited until the very end of MAN OF STEEL & can confirm that sadly, there are no outtakes of Superman getting his cape caught on anything.MAN OF STEEL: Brought to you by a heaping scoop of IHOP, a side of 7-11 w/a hint of Nokia & topped w/a sprinkle of Sears & a dash of U-Haul.@steph9668 Yes!As excited as I am to watch Chupacabra vs The Alamo later tonight, I'm more excited to have a movie date w/my baby boys today. Yay!@cephyn @MattMira That's another favorite of ours too. YUM.@goodnite9494 @earthposts Aww...@MattMira Poquito Mas is what's happening when you're in Burbank! SO MANY TASTY BURRITOS.@bonniegrrl @sixthformpoet Hehehe ;-)OOOOHHHHHH SHHHIIIIIIT. http://t.co/Z3dJz3Bq8S@KarmaGirl71 Tons!@Kirin_Jessiban NEVER! *shakes fist at sky*@muskrat_john You lost me at tuna. *blech*This is the cookbook & it's full of yummy. And if you don't care TOO BAD MADE YA LOOK. *maniacal laugh* http://t.co/vbY5zDqDDQIf you didn't want the bean salad recipe TOO BAD NOW YOU KNOW! *maniacal laugh*I loved it so much I make just that salad. Double amount of beans & add extra capers & lemon juice. SO GOOD.For those wanting this: The white bean salad recipe is part of the cannellini bean nicoise salad recipe from Power Foods Cookbook. (con't)@joshacagan @Molly23 By crouching down and calling them over to sit in your lap, of course.@JessicaMerizan It's the BEST.@joann_varnell That's awesome. Wil does that to me too and I'm only 3 years older than him!@JeriLRyan Hehehe ;-)
@Chico6 At the time he didn't think it was funny (he was 14 when it came out) but it's hilarious now. :-)@JeriLRyan Happy anniversary! May you scream in excitement directly into his face for many years to come. :-)@Chico6 Wil tried to see Stand By Me with friends when it came out but it was rated R and he was under 17 so they wouldn't let him in. DOH!@jujyfruit0 The oat hull isn't gluten free, just like the barley hull isn't gluten free which is why celiacs can't drink beer.@thevowel @TillamookCheese Their yogurt had modified corn starch in it, an unnecessary thickening agent that turned me off buying it again.@xeni They've only recently developed it but are getting into stores. Hopefully will be nationwide soon!@xeni Go to http://t.co/oe6POgztVm and order directly from them.@xeni Wil's mom is gluten intolerant & his sister has celiac disease. @kmcgivney has had some of their products as well. You'll love them.