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Who do I need to punch? RT @TheBrandonMorse: Y'all gon make me lose my mind up in here.Just enough trouble....:DHAWT. RT @mchastain81: You all like my new avi?!?!?!@kevinboyd1984 ohhhh just hangin out. you?Haaaaaaaaaay!You're not an addict until you've traded an Obamaphone for it. RT @BailofRights: I think I've developed a pink lemonade addiction :)
Retweeted by Bails#KrayonPunditShow will be on in 1 hr! 10ET We'll be talking #TheyFeelPain, and I'll be performing a live song cover! http://t.co/AZulphFiYBI think I've developed a pink lemonade addiction :)#ObamaApprovedSchools Any College of Liberal Arts, because he thought it meant something else@angelaisms @iowahawkblog lol!@iowahawkblog I'd argue that public schools at least encourage multiplication....IF you catch my drift.I will be on the @KrayonPundit Show tonight at 10 EST/ 9 CT. I'll be performing a song live, & I'm terrified! :-| http://t.co/AZulphFiYBLOL. Newsday columnist has his panties in a wad because he knows Pro-lifers can use science to eradicate abortion---> http://t.co/F91qXjCIFnDay 5 without make-up! I'd like to tell you it shows how awesomely confident I am, but I'm pretty sure it just shows I have no social life.Why...WHY??? #AskAaron ♫ Oh Aaron featuring Nick Carter and No Secrets – Aaron Carter http://t.co/rHLzhOaYVX #NowPlaying*stares at trending topics for a full straight minute*.........Aaron Carter is still a thing?#ObamaApprovedSchools Harry Reid School of Cowboy PoetrySkipping the run today....muscles hurt, and I'm just generally tired.I am sooo tired.....but I feel like I should go running :(#ObamaApprovedSchools White House School - where all women are paid 18% less than their male counterparts
Retweeted by BailsI just made him dance for 5 minutes straight...This blows my mind. RT @AdamBaldwin: @drawandstrike @coloradorebecca http://t.co/VufwTSjFZn …Anyone know if President Obama intends to perform background checks on the Syrian rebels before providing them weapons?
Retweeted by BailsMost divisive American president ever calls Catholic schools....divisive. http://t.co/JE8J8sNsXlThey should start a journalism club RT @MatthewKeysLive: Inbox: The Washington Post now has a wine club http://t.co/xG445SBuSN #wdwtu
Retweeted by BailsI lol'd. RT @mchastain81: WHOA! RT @JedediahBila: Dolce and Gabbana sentenced to jail for tax dodge: http://t.co/ChRanjOJNe via @foxnewsImmigrants speaking @ #TeaPartyRally are PRIME example of what immigration SHOULD be: True appreciation of America and founding principles.Lol what is this #namesforobamasfriggingbeer thing about??@SonnieJohnson at the #TeaPartyRally: "I want to utterly destroy the welfare state!"@DanaLoesch's speech gave me goosebumps!! MUST WATCH! http://t.co/W0Ngxfic0n #tcot #abolishtheIRS$509K of YOUR tax dollars funds a "Safe-Sex" study where texts are sent to meth addicts in "gay-lingo." http://t.co/x0F0d14McY Seriously.By protesting small cuts to the rate of GROWTH of #SNAP, Dems are admitting they have no plan & no INTENTION to get people out of poverty.
Retweeted by BailsNeed more #coffee.@BailofRights Not to mention the drug gangs and Islamic rebels he's arming without a background check.
Retweeted by BailsJust sayin.Your president doesn't trust u, so he's collecting all ur electronic data. He does, however, trust ur neighbors enough NOT to build a fence.

@SuperTopher That's one thing I must try someday. New York Pizza. Chicago pizza is pretty awesome, too.@SuperTopher Lol what do you mean by that? We have OK pizza in Iowa...@SuperTopher Nah, I'm just craving greasy stuff really bad right now :(But I won't....Cause I ate super healthy today (again!) and worked out (again!) and I don't wanna ruin it. I WILL have a hot bod for #SGS13!Really, I just want a freakin hot pocket right now.@RandForeman ;)JESUS HAS A TWITTER?? RT @RandForeman: Don't Follow the Stars, Follow the One Who Made Them.#NameSomethingRepublicansAreGoodAt Judging people based on their merit, instead of race, gender, social status, or economic class.
Retweeted by Bails||Underrated Conservative Dude & Chick of the Month Contest Officially Open!|| Submit your nominations here!--> http://t.co/V6wld81EI0 #tcot#NameSomethingRepublicansAreGoodAt YOUR. MOM.#NameSomethingRepublicansAreGoodAt Being able to feed themselves & family without relying on the government.
Retweeted by BailsCome on over to #FTRRadio, @KiraAynDavis is on. http://t.co/mmRFtKpeA9 #FTR #tcot@gopfirecracker We'll miss you, lady! Have a good time :)@KrayonPundit Would not be surprised.OK, so I'm definitely not the only one having #Facebook problems. Where is Zark Fuckerberg when you need him?@ElissaRoberson WTH is going on...I'm gonna go ahead and blame it on #NSA interference.Jeebus! Anybody else having trouble with facebook loading tonight?@MSNBC anchor Doesn't "want to be bogged down" w/ whether babies feel pain...What an absolute SICK, steaming POS!! http://t.co/jFHuzVaxU2Huh. Is @SenRandPaul trying to be mysterious? Welp, he's got me puzzled! http://t.co/AjUycYkmKc@lifepeeps YUM.So what you're telling me is that BO is giving guns to terrorist but thinks that I shouldn't be able to have one? #headdesk and repeat
Retweeted by Bails@MissRuth1021 Well....I did just have a piece of bacon. :D@MissRuth1021 Hm. I may go for a banana.@lifepeeps Ewww sweet potatoes! Lol. Well.....I've got some greens, anywho :pIDK what to have for dinner....after working out, I'm afraid to eat :-|ICYMI: Underrated Conservative of the Month Contest + Annual Grand Prize is officially underway! DETAILS---> http://t.co/Dcia0xDJau #tcot@RedBrightandTru Nah...back in my freshman year of college, I was up to about 5.5 miles.3.25 miles!!! Also, pretty sure I experienced runners high! I hope it's addicting. :D@MrFoPow Seriously.@Goldwater_Punk Thanks! I just state facts ;)The latest argument against religion? Overpopulation! I KNEW we'd get here sooner or later... http://t.co/cmNxOd77hgRussel Brand is the creepiest dude ever. #CringeBREAKING: Project Veritas exclusive video. 'Obama Phones' sold for drugs, shoes, handbags and spending cash... http://t.co/VQF0UeZzFa
Retweeted by Bails@JessaNaomi true....but the PAIN!Seriously, screw high heels.I knew I was doing something right by not wearing these hellish foot contraptions. http://t.co/B5uHa4iCWk51 Days til #SGS13!! As a fresh n00b to conservative conventions, I could not possibly be more excited!!! @OfficialSGP #tcot@stix1972 I'm sorry!! I had to have some kind of rules :(CONTEST IS OPEN! "Underrated Conservative Dude & Chick of the Month!" YOU VOTE for the Annual Grand Prize Winners! http://t.co/P7Px9OtuTYAbortion, Liberals, and Logic Disconnect http://t.co/RBR7kjo8Fa via @RightWingNerd@SooperMexican @Needarb1 Was that.....a serious attempt at math, or a joke?Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a good rap artist, but how the HELL do these no-talent jackasses like Lil' Wayne get where they are!??Lil' Wayne dances on the flag of the ONLY country where he could ever be this rich for sounding like a dying cat. http://t.co/gwhlt4w2CQStill waiting for my answer. Any answer. #Liberals, @TheDemocrats, https://t.co/O2h7fabfsB … #tcot #tlotWow. Perfectly said. Watch and share http://t.co/f9JTAfaviJGood morning! Really excited to make my announcement today! Expect it early this afternoon :)@AiPolitics I don't know whether to laugh with or at you for quoting #eminem.Welp. I stuck to my diet today, worked out, and got some sun. I'd call that a success.@hahaitsjoemama Excellent. @practicetheoryFirst one to use "your mom" as a comeback wins!@not2lateshow hot fighter.Conservative fights make it easy to choose sides....I just pick the hot one.@jswifty250 No. Just feelin a bit psycho tonight :D@jswifty250 Nah, I'd probably just break stuff. o.oIf I had a haaaammer...@zanshi1 Hmm kinda. Seeing some controversy over Beck. And a lot of people pissed about uptight conservatives.@BradEssex hey bradLooking thru other people's twitter drama.....enlightening!

It feels soooo weird to have fingernails :-|@JulieBorowski nails it! http://t.co/qrFC5iBoO5 #NSA #NothingToHideWhen I'm an old grandma, I think my favorite past time will be pelting snowballs at children.Relevant #3words: Mind your business.@mVespa1 I don't have any aleve :( Tylenol is kickin in though.Ohh tylenol...please start working soon. #poundingheadache#NameSomethingDemocratsAreGoodAt apologizing to terrorists.
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