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@lukei4655 @jsnell yep. 😩@jsnell much to my chagrin, we did not. Perhaps next year?@jsnell ironically, @imyke said the same thing about me when we met for the first time last week.Nothing defends your Stooge Corp fiefdom quite as well as impenetrable, convoluted system architectures. Long live complexity!

So if @AmyJane’s podcast merges with @gruber’s App development team the result would be… Q-Tip?“eComm” “online space” “IOS” You people that closed your LinkedIn accounts are missing out on so much hilarity from Stooge Corp. recruiters

TIL during my SFO screening that I can now sing soprano.SFO agent saw my @5by5 Jackal shirt and waved me over to a “special” line. Who knew?@lukei4655 @hotdogsladies hey now - if I didn’t know you better, I’d accuse you of being contentious@haddiebird @danbenjamin Should I be worried that my copy looked like this? http://t.co/w8sZPmZyvH

@imyke Welcome to ‘Merica!@marksiegal no ticket for me this year. Just here to harass as many @5by5 hosts as possible@subdigital where I come from, they call that “Beer & Grits”. It’s a popular breakfast spot…@kimroen @imyke You have no idea. Just wait until he sees what my friends in Customs have in store for him…@sensibleworld WANT!!@imyke you have Prompt stickers and didn’t give me one!!!!?!??? So. Angry.

@ismh likewise! Hopefully our paths will cross again this week!

@beardsdaughter thank you for a great night!!@jdalrymple can’t thank you enough for the invite to the Beard Bash!! (P.S. go Bruins!!)@lukei4655 @imyke absolutely!It’s @studioneat stealing the show on some Pearl Jam!! http://t.co/76zMIiR0Y1FYI, @manton is much taller than his avatarMr. @imyke rocking Oasis at the @jdalrymple Beard Bash!! http://t.co/lAQWpfNBqp

No #LibraryWine at the Beard Bash?! Someone get @scottsimpson on the line STAT!Sshh! Jackals sneaking into @jdalrymple’s Beard Bash. http://t.co/hLCInTCSVV#LibraryWine is now trending thanks to @scottsimpsonApparently, @AmyJane has to take a shot whenever @gruber says “Helvetica”@lonelysandwich sighting!!I spy team @studioneat in the house at @thetalkshow live!@shawnblanc I’m here!@shawnblanc getting there as fast as I can!! 😓😓Aargh! Running late for the live @thetalkshow. Can someone save me a seat in the front row?@lukei4655 I got there late. Sorry I missed you! Will you be in the city again this week!@rstevens @shauninman /me looks at @siracusa

@lukei4655 thanks for the retweet. Gotta spread the word!All the *real* jackals will be at the Metreon at 8pm tonight for the @computer_chess screening hosted by @5by5 and @moiseschiu! Just sayin'Monday #WWDC @5by5 is hosting a free screening of @computer_chess at the AMC Metreon (across from Moscone West). 8pm, 1st come, 1st served
Retweeted by Dented Meat@ejacqui living the dream. And by that I mean living *my* dream. /cc @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin@Watersini @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies … and @imyke doing the Jony Ive voiceoveriOS 7 is great and all, but I sure hope the first meeting between @danbenjamin and @hotdogsladies is captured for posterity.Mr. Mann, your lunch is served. /cc @hotdogsladies http://t.co/cVDElwUZU1@shawnblanc why thank you!BREAKING: green felt futures are trading at an all time lowDadgumit, I promised myself I wouldn’t get emotional!! #iOS7Best part of the new Mac Pro sneak peek was the theme song by @jdalrymple“Can’t innovate anymore, my ass!” - Phil Schiller BOOM!!

Monday at WWDC: 5by5 is hosting a free screening of @computer_chess at the AMC Metreon (across from Moscone West). 8pm, 1st come, 1st served
Retweeted by Dented MeatHitting In-N-Out, like AN ANIMAL (style) http://t.co/vMNysxmrcc@jdalrymple I’m at the Palomar, too! That explains the selection on the wake-up call menu: 1: EVH 2: AC⚡DC 3: Black Sabbath 4: Iron Maiden

“… then turn left onto 1 Infinite Loop” Best Siri phrase, ever.

@shawnblanc how about you?@shawnblanc yes! I’ll be in SF all next week.My WWDC ensemble is finally complete thanks to @5by5 @hotdogsladies @shawnblanc and @daringfireball http://t.co/J0kAOxbRRRThe @5by5 #Jackals shirt is even better than I expected! http://t.co/Gs3uEPl98o@tiffanyarment @marcoarment I think you’re thinking of “De-braaanding”@danbenjamin you had me at “QuadFire”@mikebeasterfeld @jasonpbecker Did u have to submit it for approval? Was told “Dented Meat” violated their Community Use Terms or something

@jasonpbecker Oh my! I’d join, but Google+ won’t allow my username :(.@prehnRA been trying to start one with @KarlVanHoet, but he won’t return my calls. Erm. so…. /cc @sensibleworld @5by5Please listen in as @jsnell, @siracusa, and I talk "My Neighbor Totoro" on The Incomparable. Recording live now at http://t.co/JnPxdG6EvM
Retweeted by Dented Meat@sensibleworld it’s a real shame there isn’t a @5by5 podcast that uses that logo@lukei4655 @sensibleworld “Monk & Jackal” sounds like the title of an awesome crime-fighting duo@sensibleworld @5by5 dang it. I promised myself I wouldn’t get emotional, but that jackal logo freaking awesome! 😂😂😂just for clarification jackals, @danbenjamin expect you to be wearing the Jackal shirt in said photo. Don’t make the same mistake as me..@jsnell Yes, please! That would be better than… hmm. Ironically, I can’t think of anything to compare it to.Good news, WWDCers: one of my faves from SXSW, Bujalski's COMPUTER CHESS, looks like its playing near Moscone West on Monday. More soon.
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“Baseline!” “Infrastructure!” “Domain Knowledge!” #StoogeCorpBingo

PSA: Merely *looking* at a razor for the next 7 days will void your ticket to @jdalrymple’s Beard Bash.

@sensibleworld @hotdogsladies yes, that’s true, but it’s nice to know it’s not taken for granted. ;)@sensibleworld make Nightcrawler and you’ll earn the undying love of @hotdogsladies (and me!) ✨💥BAMF!!💥✨

@danbenjamin I see @sensibleworld followed your instructions to rebuild the logo bigger, stronger, & faster. /cc @imyke@jdalrymple if that’s the case, I don’t even want to think about what happens when you Block someone.@chockenberry @AmyJane @lexfri Ironically, “Spillmanella” was the name of my ska band in the late 90’s

@moiseschiu come on over, man. I’ve got plenty.No you are. RT @HuffingtonPost Is 'Arrested Development' the year's biggest disappointment? http://t.co/iOoNX4TsuN
Retweeted by Dented Meat@imyke heh! In no way meant as an indictment as what’s playing *right now*. Just brainstorming ways to cover @danbenjamin’s hat budget..@5by5 Radio.app feature request: add In-App Purchase to control which show is playing in the off-air live stream.

Remember kids, just because you invented a graphic interchange format doesn’t give you the right to mispronounce its acronym.

@imyke TMI@tapbot_paul curse you, @tapbot_paul! you promised not to tell anyone about that!@imyke so *that’s* where this photo came from. /cc @davidcaolo@dmoren @jdalrymple This is usually the case: Congress blames business for playing aggressively by the rules Congress creates.
Retweeted by Dented Meat@imyke brilliant! Looking forward to meeting the man behind the voice of sense and sensibility at 5by5!@imyke I heard a rumor that you’re making the jump across the pond for WWDC...

Upcoming Giant Size guests: Phil Noto Jimmy Palmiotti Terry Moore ...and more to come.
Retweeted by Dented Meat@moiseschiu @hotdogsladies imagining everyone around me is a Skrull is the only way I survive most staff meetings at Stooge Corp.

I felt a great disturbance in the @5by5 chatroom, as if millions of jackals suddenly cried out in terror… http://t.co/MmX68dcKcS@jdalrymple on the way@jdalrymple no way!! w00t!! \oo/ O_O \oo/@jdalrymple yes, I’ll be in SF that week@jdalrymple nope :(Did Apple ask @jdalrymple to release Beard Bash invites before I/O to crap on Google’s plans? News at 11
Retweeted by Dented MeatI wonder if any @5by5 jackals made the invite list for @jdalrymple’s Beard Bash 2013. http://t.co/3ZGflJNj5X“At the end of the day…” #StoogeCorpBingo

(hope @siracusa knows that was totally meant in jest. I was quite disappointed to learn the shirts had been cancelled :( )@hotdogsladies My jackal sources tell me that all Susan Kare did was email a single image to @siracusa: http://t.co/CDyqUaDkrz /cc @jsnell@marcoarment I think you're thinking of “Hipsta-“Stooge Corp: we use more words to say absolutely nothing before 9am than most people use all day. #MeetingFromHell

"The Jakal" // @5by5 chatroom nerds, @StephenAtHome just unwittingly made you famous. http://t.co/HOoSse3u9O
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