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Dented Meat @DentedMeat @5by5 Chatroom

The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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@azamsharp @caseyliss @siracusa @marcoarment ironically, I used to "perform" under the stage name "Emotionally Vinyl"@moiseschiu @parvc @atpfm @parvc "quantitatively better, in terms of theoretical technical capability" That's totally going on my résumé. @atpfm ep60 TLDR; guy who codes in PERL & guy who makes coffee with a plunger criticize guy who likes music from grooves in vinyl
4/18
2014
2015 to do list: 1. Start a podcast for these sole purpose of begging Apple for a WWDC ticket. 2. goto 1Everything is just a “simple matter of coding” when you’re in a room full of architects. 😵🔫
4/17
2014
.@tjluoma “sold out” actually refers to what the consumer did prior to purchasing said Fire TV #zing! #ImHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitress
4/15
2014
@imyke @siracusa @danbenjamin I think you're thinking of "Haitch"
4/11
2014
@mradamscott it truly is. And knowing that is half the battle.If you wanted people to take "Heartbleed" seriously, why give it a name that sounds like a teen vampire drama from the @CW_network?@ismh /me commits seppuku for such a dishonorable twitter faux pas. 😵@mathowie @gruber I mean, isn’t that why Jelly exists? To help you sort the known unknowns from the unknown unknowns?@mathowie @gruber you say that as if it’s a bad thing…follow the http://t.co/D0rk2qOI2v advice blindly, use the nerd outrage machine and take your business to another corporate walled garden
Retweeted by Dented MeatOh, look. It’s another “MY VOICE COUNTS! I USE THE INTERNETS AND I AM OUTRAGED!!!” day on twitter. BRB… http://t.co/kMpXo446z7.@jdalrymple You’ve never heard of feigning surprise?! I’m shocked.@gte @dmoren @lexfri With a nick name like “Flexy”, how could he *not* be a robot double?!.@ClaytonMorris Such audacity! A most pugnacious disposition to insinuate!
4/10
2014
@lukei4655 @hotdogsladies Then we’ll finally be able to get @siracusa off his high horse about being the only CLERIC! in town.@hotdogsladies please ask @scottsimpson which Library Wine he’d recommend to accompany those stickersTrapper Keeper fonts with vintage Scratch and Sniff stickers?! @hotdogsladies knows how to make a jackal weak in the knees.@danielpunkass Brace yourself. Deference is coming.@mrgan @mantia You had me at TV Justice@faitherina MOAR BRAFF!!!!
4/9
2014
.@rone @Pinboard that’s what he said http://t.co/L1XxIHLZF3Bad news: Got the “Dear developer” letter from Apple. Good news: It’s 5:00 somewhere and I’ve got $1600 burning a hole in my pocket..@danbenjamin Just like last year, it gets reallocated to an “in crowd cocoa celeb” who didn’t get a ticket already. Not that I’m bitter…
4/8
2014
@moiseschiu @gruber @marcoarment i have no idea what you guys are talking about ?.@imyke I’m pretty certain that was filmed in the room I booked for WWDC last year.Just got an acceptance email from wwdc@appel.com. Seems legit… I’m sure it’s just a typo, right?.@glyphish Squircle was my favorite Pokémon.@siracusa @marcoarment @gruber TMI!!!!and so begins the longest seven hours of my life…@caseyliss /cc @jxpx777 http://t.co/siJsqrlcuP@caseyliss vodka:taste :: white:car color@caseyliss @marcoarment right there with you, with a slight improvement: :s/VODKA/GIN/
4/7
2014
@ismh @jdalrymple Perfect timing!When does the lottery system for @TheTalkShow Live 2014 show go online? /cc @gruberOk @jdalrymple, it’s your move. #BeardBash2014 https://t.co/W1kr1CIso1
4/3
2014
I’ll be damned before we ever have Marco on the show.
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Retweeted by Dented MeatSo the moral of April 1, 2014: if you’re still using Subversion, the joke’s on you. Besides, SourceSafe ought to be good enough for anybody
4/1
2014
Judging by the commercials, using a Samsung device makes you an insufferable prick to everyone around you.
3/30
2014
<INSERT FACEBOOK INDIGNATION HERE>!!!!Thanks to a recent iTunes class action settlement, I’m 75¢ closer to earning my first “B” /cc @nerdist @arnettwillI AM SO FULFILLED BY THIS JOB. WHO KNEW POUNDING SAND COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!
3/25
2014
.@marcoarment @tiffanyarment I wouldn’t want to be around when @adamarment realizes you didn’t use his Amazon affiliate code in those links
3/24
2014
“The weight of his unanswered question hung painfully in the air like the aroma of an overcooked Hot Pocket.”@ismh @shawnblanc MY EYES! THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING!You know what they say, “options like that, you don’t weigh all at once.” https://t.co/ZHNjq2DJ4i /cc @hotdogsladies@jsnell @siracusa BURN!
3/20
2014
.@moiseschiu you’re just jealous that the jackals formulated the plan that saved humanity. @marcoarment @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin @gruber
3/19
2014
.@danbenjamin @jensimmons .ninja.@marcoarment 🎶Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear… wait. Who the hell are we singing to?!@ismh @caseyliss totes!.@caseyliss I hope you have a really, really, really good birthday. I really, really do. #really
3/17
2014
@swilliams @marcoarment @caseyliss @siracusa @atpfm I’m holding on to the hope of one day owning “http://serenity.now”!!@imyke @danbenjamin @70Decibels @5by5 🍻 Congrats, mate! 🍻.@danbenjamin @haddiebird So what you’re saying is, “No jackals allowed”? How convenient. Perhaps a bit too convenient, if you ask me….@marcoarment She doesn’t strike me as the type, but is that @adamarment’s not-so-subtle way of calling @tiffanyarment a “helicopter mom”?
3/14
2014
@davidcaolo or they want to use more than 256 colors and choose PNG instead.
3/13
2014
.@jsnell Isn’t “Artisanal Vinyl” the name of the adult store down the block from @hotdogsladies’ office?
3/12
2014
@hotdogsladies “Liefeld drinking game: take a shot for every pouch he draws on a character. Oh great, now you have alcohol poisoning.” LMAO!
3/11
2014
@marcoarment @atpfm Sorry to lose you as a podcast /cc @caseyliss
3/5
2014
“This week, @jdtress and @jaimeejaimee help @dwiskus decorate his armpit. http://t.co/wcayeGvOAX” #WhatIThoughtISaw
2/25
2014
Nothing heals a stubbed toe quite like screaming "Chaka Khan!!!" at the top your lungs. 😖😵😫
2/24
2014
.@monkbent I'm pretty sure the trick to getting @gruber on LINE is a decent ✊ 🍆 sticker
2/22
2014
@jdalrymple come on, man. Don’t you have enough already?! Can’t you share just ONE gold medal with us?.@mperham @codefinger Where is this municipality which is free of shady middlemen? I want to go to there.
2/20
2014
@_theprompt @imyke Itsa’ me! Miiikeio!!@jdalrymple @rgriff that explains why the tooth extraction fees are so low under the Dalrymple Dental plan.
2/18
2014
.@_DavidSmith your strategy of using “Smurf Accounts” is intriguing. I must look into that sometime…
2/13
2014
.@jdalrymple winning the metals is just a distraction from your real goal: horking all the beer! http://t.co/tFi1lCrWhl
2/12
2014
@directionalshow @imyke @sensibleworld OMG YOU GUYS. BEST. LOGO. EVER. OMG.@imyke What makes you think @sensibleworld was implying he would split the profits with *you*?@ezfullmer @jdalrymple “Throat punch” available as a $2.99 In-App purchase@ezfullmer @jdalrymple KICKSTART. THIS. IMMEDIATELY.@imyke @davidcaolo Am I in a fugue state? Does anyone else smell toast? I think I need to lay down.
2/11
2014
.@faitherina “It’s an Emoji System. I know this!!” - Jurassic Park 2014
2/10
2014
@ellardent @jdalrympl @davemark @gruber @siracusa Like an ANIMAL!
2/6
2014
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN SQUIGGLE. http://t.co/cEEP9suH45.@shawnblanc but you promised not to tell anyone my middle name
2/5
2014
@imyke let me know if you need an alibi.I sure hope this guy doesn’t live near @imyke “My complete @FieldNotesBrand collection. Always protected by Spidey. http://t.co/DUetwwGKRc@hotdogsladies “I heard your mom had to do it from memory” joke in 3… 2… 1…
2/4
2014
“Nutt Butt & Chocko” This is what the Super Bowl has come to..@garrettmurray I, too, am still reeling from that feeling…
2/2
2014
I'm just going to make my passwords complicated unix command line operations so they seem benign when typed into irc by accident.
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2/1
2014
@danbenjamin SHUT UP, DONNIE!!!WebEx: Never in the field of mankind was so much time wasted by so many to talk for so long, yet to say so little. 😖🔫@jsnell and a jackal or two…
1/31
2014
.@davidcaolo just be thankful you didn’t see the one with Guy’s boobs pushed up to his chin! 😱 #CantUnsee #TheGogglesDoNothing!
1/28
2014
@daringfireball Finally.
1/27
2014
.@hotdogsladies You’ve got an INBOX ZERO, and you’ve got an INBOX ZERO, and you’ve got an INBOX ZERO!!! https://t.co/KrHTxJadbc
1/24
2014
SO angry right now. http://t.co/CXY3GlbXwgIf-you-find-yourself-in-a-hole-keep-digging-because-eventually-the-hole-will-collapse-and-bury-you-alive Driven Development@amahnke .. and get a second logo FOR FREE!!!* * - just pay separate processing and handling
1/22
2014
@dwiskus @gruber @jimshreds @pbowden I’m pretty sure “the pubin” is what got Clarence Thomas in trouble@scottmccloud @billamend you had me at “atomic robots”
1/21
2014
Raising funds through Kickstarter to buy @jdalrymple one of these TVs and record his reactions. Who's with me? http://t.co/h0qQuGC10l
1/17
2014
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