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Reviewer/Writer for Box Office Buz, FREElance for multiple other sites. [Insert funny modern reference that'll be dated by July]

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Hugely excited about tomorrow. Things are looking very promising.
Retweeted by Andrew JonesJust logged into Netflix. I think they've made a huge mistake. http://t.co/AcedXP7NpL
Retweeted by Andrew Jones@sam_clements Still got a Gamecube, eh?@scottEweinberg You're gonna get live-ins.3 seasons (53 22-minute episodes) = 1,116 minutes = 18.51 hours = Better hurry! #arresteddevelopment
Retweeted by Andrew Jones(Punches a future lion or something) "Welcome to After Earth" - Will Smith, AFTER EARTH
Retweeted by Andrew Jones@NetflixUK FAMILY LOVE MICHAELJon Voight confirming that I have the biggest head in Hollywood. http://t.co/gLqE3Ykk2I
Retweeted by Andrew JonesIt's been out a week and yet the Fast & Furious 6 D-BOX Edition Novelisation is still unavailable.@unklerupert @ManMadeMoon Then he's responsible for me knowing what a Rip Torn Penis looks like?!? Nights I stay awake now.@sam_h786 Cheers. :)Happy birthday to the late, great Ralph Waldo Emerson - or as he's known in Britain, Ralph Wally Emerson.
Retweeted by Andrew Joneshttps://t.co/UNazcpJTrL@NicholasATorres OK!@pissedOgeek Oh, you mean Robocop? (I'm getting that buy that for a dollar tweet!)@pissedOgeek Microsoft seem to have misunderstood the Terminator franchise as inspirational material.Fast & Furious 6: too much figurative wheel-spinning in the middle stretch, but its last two set pieces are marvels of giddy sandbox logic.
Retweeted by Andrew Jones@ShaunMunroFilm Let's hope that's not the best filmed thing you'll see this morning.@williambgoss Are you referring to Wild Speed: Euro Mission?. @ShaunMunroFilm No set-up. https://t.co/U7cd7trpGC@ShaunMunroFilm The sun is shining through my curtains right now. It's like all the rain yesterday is gone.@CarterBays That's life.@TylerScruggs I think David Lynch just found his next concept.@ShaunMunroFilm Then back to London, mwhahahahaha.@BarrySupreme Only saw it in the cinema the other week. Good moments, never settles on a genre though.@jamesmoran Have fun, or good luck. Have luck.@ultraculture I don't think following a Polanski tweet with 'Insert' is a good idea...Wow, "Epic" is pretty terrible.
Retweeted by Andrew Jones@TheChewDefense Most of my friends seemed to hit 5 or 6 likes.@DogAteMyWookie I am kinda STILL up...at 6AM.@TheChewDefense There are 26 shorts to properly credit. Makes sense.@TheChewDefense Credits?Not much sleep, suddenly inspired to return to an old story and find its core. One day, old sport, I'll complete thee.@NicholasATorres I can get sexy-drunk too if this pleases you.I wish life was more like my favourite game, The Sims.@SnowDan Oh, clever. I forget you can delete things these days.@SnowDan By law that's what you do? Do the lost and found check, and if there's no buttpic, arrest you?Some classic moments immortalised in the novelisation of Evolution. http://t.co/8hHRllEdlA@LeahHather Cardboard box and a blanket, live in the Waterloo walkway area.@scottEweinberg It was a good film when I was 6-10. It served nicely until Joe Dante did a Looney Tune.@LeahHather Come on down? We're not a bad bunch mostly.God, reading some of my work back, how can I write so well sometimes and then like shit for 99%?I have some things up on this sexy site which I didn't realise is already live: http://t.co/1WnKjt99SO #VoDZilla@ManMadeMoon Warcraft pre-production shuts down for a few weeks mid-September then?@Zack_Parks I wish I could make things better for you man.@Zack_Parks Pfft, we all need to let stuff out at some point, or it just hurts us internally, and that's no good. Be selfish and vent :)@Zack_Parks Fuck, why are people shit? The eternal question perhaps, but still, I wish I could offer anything more than basic stuff.@Zack_Parks Mate, are you alright?@NicholasATorres You could appreciate it more on skype. I'm fun-drunk.@androoshaw Oh internet, please change.Some late night white board #arresteddevelopment art. http://t.co/MuUhXnuCd9@jim_napier It's weird to see Tony Hale in person, talking like a human, because it just feels like Buster is someone else entirely.@movie_mad until Very Bad Things. Oh that film.@movie_mad Frassle rasle, muddafudster, grasslefrassle. MARV! He's an angry man. And Daniel Stern is just sweet and innocent...@movie_mad Though he's just depressing in The Good Shepherd. Time was not kind to him :(@movie_mad I grew up with him as half of the Wet Bandits, so it was just right to see him be violent. It made sense in other films.@movie_mad Gosh I wish I loved Hugo like everyone else did. It needed more Joe Pesci. #FuckinHugoMuthaFucka@Jamie_McHale *Standing ovation* Always a good way to be.@movie_mad As someone who cares not for Taxi Driver I say you can easily go wrong with that. Scorsese's only done a few gooduns. Goodfelluns@jaykayell_ I like the cut of your gib sir. (Or jib, is it jib? like a jif, or a gif? Or cif?)@movie_mad Star Trek? No, film, film!@Jamie_McHale Nothing says 'perfect place to take a photo' like bad lighting and tiled walls. Brilliant.@ryangallagher Weird that there'd have to be a list.@movie_mad Yeah, that's a good Sunday afternoon, but at night, you need something more pacey. By that I mean starring Joshua Jackson.Oh wow, the blu rays of Hot Shots! and Part Deux are going to be uncut in the UK, rated 12+ finally.@movie_mad Or a Richard Linklater.@movie_mad Sideways (If in doubt, Sideways)@travisbeacham How about a subterranean Mars river? Both space-cool and underground-cool too? Alas probably dry, but still cool.@JigsawLounge I'll be honest, I've never understood the amount of acclaim Gray has received for past films.@marybatton Thanks.
5/25
2013
@jim_napier You'd be rubbish taking the stand against Captain Hook.@brendonconnelly There's shame when I have to tweet about it too, such is life. I appreciate all the shame. Thanks.@jim_napier Well, it's actually Chareth, because in 2 seasons time Andy Richter's flirty twin is Chareth as well.Oh, jeez. Tim Curry had a stroke but is reportedly recovering well. Hats off to one amazing actor. Get well soon.
Retweeted by Andrew Jones@brucemadelost They chose a Leo-less one. I did a great Gatsby joke.@iFlicks @EoinMason Free next week some time? I appear to be in town A LOT.@cassamlooch Both bad, though I walked out of one in the cinema, and avoided the other in the cinema entirely.Hey folks, can I get y'all to vote here for me, shamelessly? http://t.co/XzSxDBNuKr)@iFlicks @EoinMason We need to hang out soon sir.New office additions. http://t.co/CMsxpkqdG0Full moon, like in this short: http://t.co/ZjQnfwiass https://t.co/2Z8YMCrQYs@brucemadelost The Wrestler, natch. So good. Where's his OSCAR?!?@JR_Lives Why do you remember my cock?!?@brucemadelost Springsteen on my iPod on my way home, cos I'm awesome, right?@JR_Lives Try it now, years later.@JR_Lives Thankfully that film was still chocka-block full of great moments.@Sethrogen Good to see the marketing team wants to show everything before release. Shame, the surprises are so fucking good.@ScreenOne HE IS AWESOME.Bit tipsy after not eating all day and just drinking, but nice to see @EoinMason and his family. Happy post-birthday sir.Just seen a World War Z tube ad. This is one elaborate prank.@popcornaddict But Maguire, man, he was MY generation's Spidey.@missnvholt Indeed. But man, the devastation...Not sure what's happened when my worst moments of life involve not being quoted on posters.Post-Shannon birthday drinks for @EoinMason at the Blue Posts. Fun times.@Screenjabber @JFGinDigital3D Star of hit films Gone & Epic.@Screenjabber He's gone.@Screenjabber Michael Shannon at apple store mentioned this.Then they both did Herzog impressions instead. Friends.Shannon and Buxton almost got into a fight on stage. Because of a Bug-esque comment becoming a badly worded question.Shannon says no Kneel line in Man Of Steel.
5/24
2013
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