Every time I see Alvin Ailey ads, I judge myself a little. Klutz...Lobster tacos (thank you, Tim!), a quick audition, and a meet-up with Albert Bramante and actor friends. A good day? Indeed.
Holiday season, auditions, mistletoe shopping and such: http://t.co/7dUg1gSq3Z
I don't do enough karaoke.
Hanukkah brownies? YES.
Generally puzzled now, but a rocking shoot this week: http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
A great audition, a not-so-great audition, an audition that didn't happen, yogurt, and winter: http://t.co/qhnU4PZ5IT
On another note, I don't use enough ampersands.I haven't jumped rope in a while. I was a master at double-Dutch. Ok, no. I was not.
To the lady with the dreadlocks wearing the rustic leather top hat and neon green palazzo pants: You are AWESOME.
Late blog post, a role I had to turn-down, and John Lithgow: http://t.co/qhnU4PZ5IT
I can't even begin to explain to you how unhappy I am that I'm not eating Challah French toast right now.
Had me at "namby-pamby," but seriously, it's a good article. Seriously: http://t.co/OmCtKquZKj
More auditions, haven't gone to sleep yet, ya-di-ya-di-ya... But seriously, the more auditions thing is really cool. http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Sunday came and went, audition ahead, and a great quote. What's more to love? http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Just saw an ad for The Catskills, titled, "The Catskills are back." Where did they go?
I'm eating bean tacos, and they're falling apart. Still delicious? Yes. Now just deliciously all over my plate.
It seems that biscuit season is upon us. Now for relevant information, I'm on my way to another audition.
One audition down and one to go...for today. Two more to come so far this week! I'll keep you posted.Here's a shout-out to oranges for their vitamin C and delicious, citrus flavor.
It's been an effective week. http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Thank you for the Happy Birthday wishes! On set now for another "Living In Exile" shoot. Work on my birthday weekend? YES.
In this week's edition, it's audition news, birthday requests, what-have-you: http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
I was doing some especially sadistic knuckle push-ups and my arms gave-out. I now know another character type I can play: "Wimp."
I ran out of cashews.
Scattered? Maybe a bit. It's ok, though. It was a good week. Three auditions? Ok, it was a GREAT week! http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Wait, what? Another audition?! That makes three for this week!
Hey. You. Get off of my cloud. You're getting it all wrinkly.
Just saw a guy with mutton chops and a goatee. No. Really?!? Just...No. Stop.
Two auditions? I'd say that makes for a pretty decent week. http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
A fantastic thing to say about "boundaries:" http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Did that lady just meow? Yep. Yeah, she did.
I want brunch. Yes, as in now.
Happy Sunday! God, that was obnoxious. http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
"Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself, if you wish to get others." - D. Seabury
Yeah, Mexico's calling... http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
The greatest product name ever? Chipwich. That, and Squeegee.
Late again, I know, but I have a good excuse! Read on... http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
I hate my shoes. Not all of them. Just the ones I'm wearing now. Ok. That's all.
I don't care for Boy Bands. I do like salsa verde, though.
Waffles can be disappointing. Especially when you were hoping for a cheeseburger.I like the smell of rice.
Dear Right Index Finger - You knew that the cheese grater didn't want to be your friend. I hope you learned your lesson. - Me
Hello, orange! Anyway... http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Hello, blog! http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
Know what's a funny word? "Nope."
Know what I haven't had in a while? Tapenade. That, and kumquats. I like food with fun names.
Dear Li-Lac Chocolates - Why haven't you sent me a pair of your chocolate spike heels? This needs to be remedied immediately.
Who just finished an audition? This lady!
I have an audition tonight! You'd already have known that if you read my blog. Cheers to those of you who stay ahead of the curve.
Fish tacos? YES. Buenos dias, indeed.
An interesting week... http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60I just saw a shirt that looked like a party store threw-up all over it. That's all. Carry on.
Know what'll make it all better? Ice cream. Ok, not really, but wouldn't that be nice?
Sir! You, wearing the cavalier hat w/ a peacock feather and sea foam green skinny jeans. 1st - Rock on. 2nd - Where do you shop?
Suspenders are back in, fashionably-speaking. Do with that what you will.
http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60Whatever happened to Macy Gray? I hope she's somewhere nice.
If we had an extra bathtub, I would so get an otter. Maybe two otters. They seem to go well in pairs.
Shout-out to carrots for their bangin' orange color
This floor makes me feel fat. Just saying.
The Universe speaks to us constantly. Today it told me to get tacos for lunch. Important message? Of course. The Universe sent it.
I had a common British meal made by Hispanic cooks at a Greek restaurant run by a Chinese family. Amused? I'd say so.
I have an audition this afternoon! Before that, though, a nap... http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
I'm on the fence about flan. Its fluffiness seems somewhat pretentious.
This is a shout-out to China for ice cream and various "Almond Ding" dishes.
If you can pull yourselves away from the video of that adorable kitten, you can read this. I blogged again: http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60Who came up with the word, "smidge?" Is it of Latin origin? I haven't used that word in a while. Smidge, not Latin. Just clarifying.
I have "Got To Give It Up" stuck in my head, and I don't mind at all. Just thought you should know that. Carry on.
I get a kick out of movies that have 30-something year old actors play high school students. Some high schools must be A LOT tougher.
I had an audition today. Yes, I'm excited. I just happen to be tired right now. http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60
@brgr I'm the founder of Golden Egg Film Festival. I want you guys involved somehow because you're AWESOME. Do you sponsor?
I dedicate this post to relish for its pickley deliciousness. Keep up the good work, tasty sandwich cohort. #hoorayzestycondiments
I almost forgot to blog this week. No worries, though, kids. Here it is. http://t.co/6q9eiqFk60I make my own barbeque sauce. How's THAT for "Bam," Emeril?
Opening Night of GEFF is here! Doors open 6:30pm at Tribeca Cinemas. No one admitted after 7:15pm. Tickets will be available at the door.
Retweeted by Jolynn Carpenter
Retweeted by Jolynn Carpenter
I smell bananas. Just saying.
Good morning! Ok, that's enough of that for now. I'm going back to sleep.
Hello, Saturday afternoon audition!
At least I'm keeping up with the once-a-week schedule. I'll work on same day each week coming up: http://t.co/qhnU4PHukj
So I own a film festival. Yeah, really. No joke. Check it out. It's pretty cool. https://t.co/zdpnXItyWH
@noredavis I just saw you on Inside Amy Schumer! Rock on!
This is a shout-out to fruit for being delicious and all that.
I have double-jointed elbows. There's a factoid you can keep in your back pocket for future use. You're welcome.
There are red onions in this Mediterranean salad and it's FANTASTIC! Ok. That is all. Carry on.
So I'm going to be starring in a new movie. http://t.co/qhnU4PHukj
Film shoot day! I love the smell of pre-production in the morning.
So I'm starting to get better at this blogging thing. Well, somewhat. http://t.co/qhnU4PHukj