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Katie @Kater_tot The wood

I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood.

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:-/ RT @nypost: Russian satellite full of lizards having sex is spinning out of control http://t.co/9i9Z2Rh6w8
7/25
2014
Amy Winehouse died 3 years ago today. Here's an A-Z guide to the unforgettable star http://t.co/WJqaum1s9A http://t.co/rZrKePfWes
Retweeted by KatieDoes Your Dog Feel Jealous, Or Is That A Purely Human Flaw? http://t.co/NwbR6Ow66n via @nprnews@ShanersMD Just for clarification, I do not eat tater tots on the reg. Tater Tetris, however, is something I could really get into.
7/23
2014
Mouth-Watering Illustrations Of People Cooking & Eating Ramen Noodles http://t.co/ai3LCt1RvE
7/22
2014
Let your dog roam while you work? Um, yes. Iconic pics of authors writing: http://t.co/gpsOjmZqpX #StephenKing http://t.co/oXYWl5D9jg
Retweeted by KatieHear @Weezer's new single “Back To The Shack” http://t.co/3msOBSRNsh
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7/21
2014
It's a wonderful feeling to be reunited with a baby after one night apart. <3 http://t.co/rQNqAld2YS@ComfortablySmug The Consummate Performer, With Love Songs to the Audience http://t.co/bW9iOGGPEN@ComfortablySmug In a cab, en route to baby Abner as we speak! He has been fed by a nice gentleman. Stay tuned! (I hope he still loves me)@ComfortablySmug I was going to suggest this about Elaine Stitch, also: https://t.co/Cmr0NyrLs3 nytimes/status/ 489816933882429440@ComfortablySmug "Mum, why don't you text me? What are you doing?!" http://t.co/GW1FfM8IQf
7/20
2014
I just want to text my dog.Just had my bum rubbed down by the TSA and it's not even 6am.
7/19
2014
<3 (@ Landmark's @Sunshine_Cinema for Mood Indigo (L'ecume des jours) w/ 18 others) http://t.co/WEgH2sG25pMood Indigo is both unmissable and whisper-thin. @BilgeEbiri on Michel Gondry's new film: http://t.co/vNSiIlEZDn http://t.co/h12fKaF8n7
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7/18
2014
@Beeyotch_Please @LawOnHighHeels @talktoskirt @hgwnyc *supermoon. Ugh whatever. Bye@Beeyotch_Please @LawOnHighHeels @talktoskirt @hgwnyc Between hormones and the sumpermoon, I've been an absolute monster this past week.
7/17
2014
@Jenello55 @ashleyaliese My spidey senses are tingling.@Jenello55 @ashleyaliese Boom! http://t.co/pB7aRoiypBThe Cat Hater's Handbook – charming vintage gem illustrated by the great Tomi Ungerer http://t.co/ixR7uqTTo5 http://t.co/4EYOfO7t5b
Retweeted by Katie'Weezer Wednesday' premiere: New album gets a release date; EW goes in the studio http://t.co/SweqcmoqaH via @EW@ComfortablySmug As he fearlessly dives into a pool of gold coins with his velvet robe and monocle..There's something sexy about the beads of condensation dripping down the sides of a white wine glass in the summer.
7/14
2014
Someone is blasting Rammstein's "Du Hast" in my neighborhood, appropriately.10 Things I Hate About You <3 (at @NitehawkCinema) http://t.co/IiMCHmUv5T
7/13
2014
@talktoskirt @hgwnyc @Beeyotch_Please Huge is quite an overstatement, but I'm not wearing a bra because they look awesome.@hgwnyc @Beeyotch_Please @talktoskirt @Lbeeofall Cute pic! #ketchupsymbolizesblood@ComfortablySmug Haha. The trashiest, this fella! He thinks his beard is ironic and can be yours for a very low fee. http://t.co/tVYoC61OVEPuppy for sale!!! He has a beard, smells of urine, and won't go fetch me coffee. *Serious inquires only*Happy birthday, Pablo Neruda! His gorgeous "Ode to the Book," read by Tom O'Behlam http://t.co/blI2PunldA http://t.co/EYdtzj5rDZ
Retweeted by KatieHorrific tools used for early medical procedures http://t.co/ajT92HX5HS
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7/12
2014
Pre-Bastille day partie! Boum boum! (at @CercleRougeNyc) http://t.co/fxYnrE2o6LThe Summer Of Supermoons Starts This Weekend http://t.co/c6mgRWSxUr http://t.co/jw4y6puE90
Retweeted by Katie@talktoskirt I feel like a woman can truly empathize with any ailments due to her congruent anatomical parts. A male cannot.
7/11
2014
@darth @tedhartii @AllisonPohle @Jessica_Effect @gayannsmith Thanks, Darth! Akron is ok, but parts of Cleve can be more lively and exciting.
7/10
2014
I'm at SummerScreen - @thelmagazine (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 52 others http://t.co/i3yMsZQFBL
7/9
2014
@AhmedShahyan Ahem. https://t.co/7lNvwZWBrr I beg to differ, Shahyan.@AhmedShahyan The Hayley Mills original (best) version?!FYI-- The You've Got Mail soundtrack is on Spotify in case you wanted to pretend you were Kathleen Kelly today. http://t.co/iMGSylvSSySmashing Pumpkins songs, improved with cats - http://t.co/8czfqF1ofM http://t.co/t6OJNuI67Z
Retweeted by Katiethis is one of the best chumboxes I've ever seen http://t.co/DESvdMoAI9
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7/7
2014
Abner loves being an American, too! http://t.co/5qu2hdX1GZHappy birthday, America! http://t.co/6roHSIzJUA
7/4
2014
"You can judge a lot about a person by watching them eat Ramen."Pork bun best friends http://t.co/UqHENpnMG1Sake to me (at @IppudoNy w/ 11 others) http://t.co/kf2NnlftBT http://t.co/193gpPOWNo
7/3
2014
@_slotkin @darth Hermie is cute. He looks like a Hermie.@raisedinthecity Have a friend coming in from out of town, but I'll keep you posted if we dogpark! #woof@BrennaEhrlich Fritattas are quite delicious and easy for the domistically challenged!@raisedinthecity No! But I've checked them out before when @k_crutchfield tweeted about them before. Good jams
7/2
2014
@donalderyan @brucejapsen @Forbes Good read! Wish I wanted to do Primary Care...DiGiorno let people design their own pizzas online. You know exactly what happened next. http://t.co/1JmqsSUenl http://t.co/FHAcm15hye
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7/1
2014
@hgwnyc http://t.co/4hn8T6Y2mc@darth Hurricane Abner http://t.co/PfO1pxOQpT@stphnbckr He was bathed tonight, needless to say. You must meet the little chap soon!Consequence for a friendly dog that loves to be rubbed down by strangers? A furry head that smells of cigarettes :-/@ilkandcookies @donalderyan @FXAlgo Feel better, cooks! And don't abuse the bell!
6/30
2014
If only every morning was a weekend summer morning in the city.
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6/29
2014
@ShanersMD Happy birthday, Shaners!Hottt (@ FRNY Pride Run w/ 22 others) http://t.co/DmxJo2wlGW
6/28
2014
#trending Photos of Terminally Ill People Before and After Death http://t.co/mRv6PtTrEs http://t.co/Hf1zFP6fY4
Retweeted by KatieEWBAITE 10 "Eulogy For A Rock Band" https://t.co/YTDzdSsatX
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6/27
2014
@darth @Minu_Vanch25 Ahem. @helloabner@darth It's an Abner! My lil pup!The best cookie baking buddies are the furry kind http://t.co/Oc3NQ6Vj2q@Minu_Vanch25 @grisuy @Nebrewska <333 http://t.co/yHaXfQXtdH@grisuy @Nebrewska Abner would love that. He loves everyone. In fact, he just had a nice lap sesh with the teethless old man on the corner.@Nebrewska Abner just pooped.@ShanersMD USA! USA! USA!
6/26
2014
Happy 30th Birthday, 'Purple Rain'! Photo by @quarkhenares http://t.co/Xfl9vQMD5k
Retweeted by KatieOhio man accused of flying kite naked in park near kids' camp says he was just relieving himself. http://t.co/fMye0ZLD0x
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6/25
2014
2010: Why LeBron James should be a Knick http://t.co/nMrrwRmjeV http://t.co/EmKo4rNgoE
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6/24
2014
@lastbadasstion He's a boy! Don't forget the wise teachings of Freud.@Jessica_Effect Have you seen the new Aflac commercials staring the dreamy @smcgillivray?! #swoonThat awkward moment when you catch a glimpse of your puppy's red rocket after he humps a toy pig sandwich...Tribeca Film to Screen When Harry Met Sally for Free in New York http://t.co/7u3KTFauCp
Retweeted by KatieOlive me loves olive youStudy Shows Rom Coms Mess With Our Hearts, Brains http://t.co/HBU0OvPwXZ
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6/23
2014
@kevindepew @m293g920kk3 !!! https://t.co/gF4kEOR3V5Teddy Roosevelt? RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Hero http://t.co/nDBRgDMn3iUSA vs Ronaldo's abs!!!Judy Garland left us on this day 45 years ago. This is her final shot from her film career. (1963) http://t.co/tSOq79bolA
Retweeted by KatieVery reasonable RT @neatorama: Boob And Sock Money Not Welcome Here http://t.co/8doFgxIr2b http://t.co/7DId6U7Z1j@SoBendito Pooch!@montoyan Happy birthday, Nick!
6/22
2014
It was a lovely day for a stroll in Central Park with my buddy and our new feathered friends. http://t.co/LDsQkO0Ma7
6/21
2014
@groditi Happy birthday, Guillermo! (spelled correctly this time)Watch this Weezer cover gone adorably wrong: http://t.co/cIeseW7jgZ
Retweeted by KatiePhoto from last night's little bath baby sesh http://t.co/YsvyafvXUGAbner just discovered the joy in playing with panties. :-/@SoBendito happy birthday, Ben!
6/20
2014
@montoyan Haha did you make that up?? @nycHealthy should use that slogan for their ad campaigns on the subway!"I got the sugar, my moms got the sugar, and my granddaddy got the sugar. We all takin' those insulin shots now."Happy birthday Yeezus. http://t.co/ss7N2NuoOR
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6/18
2014
The face and beard of love. http://t.co/HiI8msnzbk
6/17
2014
Thinking about making love in the green grass? Remember that peak Lyme Disease season is 3 weeks away.
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6/16
2014
Chvrches! And Abner! (@ McCarren Park - @nycparks w/ 127 others) http://t.co/3IMkOlqPgrLadies and Gents, please give Abner a warm welcome to NYC! http://t.co/6Ez9DRLnuuJerry Seinfeld on Father’s Day http://t.co/iq0TYQhx8Q
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6/15
2014
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