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Katie @Kater_tot The wood

I'm lost out in the woods looking for you. When, when will you come back home?

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Who needs a sleeping mask when you've got an all natural and truly organic sleeping paw?? http://t.co/9WpKioDRpM@doctorzaius I can't see your name because I assume they are emojis, but I'm also assuming it says #BonerCity.@talktoskirt Pssst RT @TheCut: Get hired as a stoner sex columnist: http://t.co/2D0L0uLUu9@EllyHB We've been doing the same, although some of us had to be forced to for photographic purposes. http://t.co/zTufED5U1w
9/21
2014
Just texting back and fourth with my Uber driver. NBD.
9/19
2014
12 Things You Never Knew About 'Gilmore Girls' http://t.co/Q1GSEeIVIR@lastbadasstion Forget spending money on a lobster roll! We've got bigger fish to fry (pun intended): https://t.co/7PXlGqgYPT
9/18
2014
Novelist David Mitchell on daily routine and work ethic vs. the myth of the “Muse” http://t.co/xCS9VHJoKS
Retweeted by KatieWho wants a $120 Abner necklace?? RT @nycbrusselsgrif: Brussels Griffon rough coat necklace by SiberianArtJewelry http://t.co/TpKQ1piFDI
9/17
2014
This looks badass! >> Next Up For Brooklyn, an Urban Gondola - CityLab http://t.co/iI12sMsp3Y@Jenello55 @netflix Watch @OITNB! So good.
9/16
2014
@Jessica_Effect zocdoc or healthgrades! (but yes, you can yelp a therapist)@Jenello55 I loved waking up to your Weezer videos! I'm green with envy and really regret not going.
9/15
2014
@ComfortablySmug He's back to his mischievous self! Still making all the lady pups swoon, even without his little chestnuts.
9/14
2014
@BlueShelled22 Yes, and I am very distraught about it. Think I should move back and take over??Roozle?! Cutest. Name. Ever. RT @neatorama: Roozle, The Little Girl Who Draws Herself to Sleep http://t.co/45Ypl6krhQ http://t.co/KCXa99DgnBWalked into a bar and immediately "Wicked Game" starts playing. Waiting for people to start taking their clothes off. :-/This is a lion making a kill in the wild. It’s very graphic but it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be. http://t.co/q0yovzcuie
Retweeted by Katie@noahsolo You've conveniently left out the context and I'm pretty sure the word "fat" never came from my mouth!
9/13
2014
"But feeling dramatic at age 14 Weezer was really important – you could be very emotional and mock yourself at the same time.”Ezra Furman on outcasts, Chuck Berry and Judaism http://t.co/Lo3xkF6M75En route for an official midday de-coning of a certain little bearded baby
9/12
2014
NYC downtown memorial lights shining in the sky from my doorstep in Brooklyn http://t.co/QorU5s26vKThis Week's Best Just Announced Shows (many with tickets going on sale tomorrow) http://t.co/FbmKpBZR0p
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9/11
2014
Puppies are great to cuddle with, but they don't scratch your back or play with your hair, among other things..@Jessica_Effect @NYMag I don't think we need a study to arrive at that conclusion.@groditi @Jessica_Effect #bossy is a thing, and I'm it.Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix Instant! http://t.co/VDrLpVoy1Y
Retweeted by Katie15 Incredible Underwater Photos Of Dogs http://t.co/lktII7LIIU
9/10
2014
@k_ved Trying to get a little Night Moves action on a Tuesday, Kved?@Nebrewska No fuzzy creature is as cute as my little bear... (except a young Clint Eastwood)Presenting a brief history of Ryan Adams, from vices to voice mails: http://t.co/IvAYTSbVwY http://t.co/MDLB0rVHOl
Retweeted by Katie"It's amazing what you can do from your wrist." --Tim Cook
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9/9
2014
Trying to sleep but my Abner's cone of shame is all up in my face...Sometimes when the perfect song plays and the scenery is just right, life can feel surreal, like movie.
9/8
2014
Hayley Mills kills it on the original "The Parent Trap." I highly recommend this version over the more recent. I'm making a Sunday of it.@SoBendito That pooch is almost as cute as my baby!Freshly neutered and feeling good! @ Summers Juice & Coffee http://t.co/EZ6X7uBLwc
9/7
2014
@ComfortablySmug Abner is doing well. Still wearing the cone of shame, reluctantly. Thanks for asking!
9/6
2014
Who wants an Abner cone? Flavor of the day: Pathetic Pup http://t.co/NgBg2cDutS25 Brussels Griffons Who Are Actually Fantastic Judgmental Aliens <3 http://t.co/Bbe7OOfi9Y (h/t @Jenello55)
9/5
2014
Love Is Forever—sweet children’s book helps kids deal with the grief of losing a loved one http://t.co/ZVaqLmaow9 http://t.co/ITWxioQQLW
Retweeted by Katie"Her eyelids were heavy and her voice was drowsy, like a secret."
8/30
2014
Happy National Dog Day! Here's Billie Holiday with her dog Mister. #NationalDogDay #BillieHoliday http://t.co/CSMohBJHpt
Retweeted by KatieSomething in you dies, when it's over Everybody cries sometimes If loving you's a dream That's not worth having Then why do I dream of you?Woof #nationaldogday @darth (@ Lucky Dog in Brooklyn, NY) https://t.co/OE4C0coFEn http://t.co/OuxmHbXcNo
8/26
2014
It's National Eat a Peach Day! So... go do that. #CarpeEatem http://t.co/60DDHJLcFX
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8/22
2014
hold.me like you'll never let me go http://t.co/Hh2U80J9zZ
8/20
2014
Finally some good news! RT @voxdotcom: What is a hip-hop marmalade? LFO's "Summer Girls," painstakingly annotated. http://t.co/9OyI73kL8g
8/19
2014
Waxahatchee playing shows this fall, including one in-the-round at NYC's Le Poisson Rouge http://t.co/2QaQLXMqma
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8/18
2014
@SoBendito My dog licks other dogs peens all the time and I love him unconditionally.
8/17
2014
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://t.co/GPG6uVrzjs
8/16
2014
New York, I love you, but you're freaking me out.
8/15
2014
I'll have another then I'll go to bed But I'll dream of you 'Cause it's almost over
8/14
2014
@SwoozyC Your avi is so cute and makes me want to laugh at whatever you're laughing at.@noahsolo Do you really want an answer to this inappropriate question? (Shower is actually a nice place to eat a peach)Happiest of birthdays to @lastbadassion! He was the first person from Twitter I have ever met and still continues to be awesome always!
8/13
2014
Some say it's only Tuesday, but Abner says it's #TongueOutTuesday http://t.co/CIq9XiFWzh@doctorzaius Just used "boner city" on gchat and was actually quite proud of how smoothly it fit into the conversation. #bonercityRestaurants in New York City are letting artists redesign their choking posters. http://t.co/nLlAtozxl0 http://t.co/OzKtQx4cDs
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8/12
2014
@grisuy The chocolate is wonderful! Thank you and it was so nice meeting you and Wendy @mfpepper!I can't get enough of these <3: Handmade characters from the mind & hands of @cat_rabbit http://t.co/5OanQ1jtYv  http://t.co/XUbG6dTUHXDavid Foster Wallace on writing, self-improvement, and how we become who we are http://t.co/R4M6nw9MMZ http://t.co/qnwfbVbtMS
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8/11
2014
Precisely me tonight RT @EllyHB: This is so good: Women Listening to Men in Art History http://t.co/ZeY0lCS9h3 http://t.co/4G2oz4t1Cn@hgwnyc @Beeyotch_Please @talktoskirt @gatorgoat Don't forget the possible consequences of the largest moon in 2014 tonight. #supermoonrage@SoBendito The Boob Tube on 39th@talktoskirt @hgwnyc @Beeyotch_Please @gatorgoat I am off schedule and that's all I will disclose. Please don't kick me out of the club.
8/10
2014
I can't imagine the type of person who would buy this cologne, nor how @DuaneReade decided to sell it. http://t.co/n3aFltRtZI
Retweeted by Katie@alexmiz @nycsouthpaw @DuaneReade "Pick-me-up" at a funeral home
8/9
2014
@hgwnyc @SoBendito Do black. Then move to BK. You'll fit right in.When I See Pictures Of Oil-Soaked Animals, I Want To Lick Them All Clean http://t.co/vVoWWC5URM http://t.co/CrjsskPEbq
Retweeted by Katie@k_ved Happy birthday! Friday birthdays are the best.Andrew WK is weirdly smart. http://t.co/PcHMATMyRU
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8/8
2014
Those faces! >> Man Replaces Artistes’ Guitars With Giant Slugs In Humorous Tumblr Blog http://t.co/Mi4oxwZnZ6
8/7
2014
@Jessica_Effect Except they are traveling together whereas we would be traveling separately toward the other's destination :-(
8/6
2014
"Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!"This couple did a ‘new born’ photo shoot with their dog, and it pretty much broke the Internet http://t.co/lzZZZIVEyD@FoxyQuant @Ana1Sima Please ask for their instagram account so we can get a different perspective on this situation.
8/4
2014
Abner is my constant."So what if she's right. So what if she's so beautiful" http://t.co/Vdd7osqO78Chris Pratt isn't the only one who worked out for Guardians of the Galaxy http://t.co/TMVIgVYntI
Retweeted by KatieAlso, Sean Gunn, director and writter James Gunn's bro, has a role in the film AND played Kirk in Gilmore Girls!Guardians of the Galaxy was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It was heartfelt, comical, and thrilling. Go see it!Did you catch Guardians Of The Galaxy over the weekend? Its soundtrack's great. Here's 60 other ace movie soundtracks http://t.co/eUC3NurhOC
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8/3
2014
I'm at AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13 - @amctheatres for Guardians of the Galaxy: An IMAX 3D Experience in New York, NY https://t.co/3dYt2XDGox"Yeeaah. Your dog was kind of a spaz. But he looks fabulous!" http://t.co/OfC7lxPJiaHow can a beard grooming and a nail trimming take so long? Where is my baby?!@noahsolo Guardians of the Galaxy!
8/2
2014
Uber napsICYMI: 7 Dogs That Would Probably Be Cute If Not For Their Weirdly Visible Nipples http://t.co/epXb5jt6iz http://t.co/YZkudKUaql
Retweeted by Katie@Jessica_Effect @Food52 I couldn't resist! That tweet was ridiculous!Hmm. I'm not sure about that #nsfw RT @Food52: The best peaches you've ever eaten. Guaranteed: http://t.co/Ofknlf3AWz http://t.co/R0t8H4szhMeverything carries me to you. http://t.co/jGNeRQMgud
8/1
2014
@hgwnyc Sam Smith is virtually killing me tonight. I can't stop. I'm a real masochist, it's true.@ComfortablySmug Of course it's a bowtie! He's a gentleman, afterall.@darth Don't forget lil Abner! He's the babiest! http://t.co/NyNlD9bPGo"'Grinned wryly?' Who grins wryly? Nobody grins wryly, at all, except in stories."I <3 Science (h/t @noahsolo) | Why Do Dogs Like To Smell Butts So Much? http://t.co/uipgLh0ujl via @IFLScience
7/31
2014
Nothing like trying to sleep and your puppy breathing and making licky sounds in your ear.Does this count for #museumcats day? >> 23 Famous Paintings Vastly Improved By Cats http://t.co/Etu45DYJCB
7/30
2014
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