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“@amyh914: RT @vulture: We had a serial killer expert analyze Mad Men for links to the Manson family murders. http://t.co/LmOyRt19I8” Ooooo!
4/14
2014
Apparently Zac Efron killed Don Draper on Game of Thrones with his abs. #myfeedrightnow
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4/13
2014
“@redeyechicago: Best news: The penguins are returning to Lincoln Park Zoo!. http://t.co/qmsBaIPmKn” @not_margaret
3/17
2014
If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone’s Name At The Oscars http://t.co/kN32X2b9z9
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper#Lucille2 RT @TheEllenShow #Besties #Oscars2014 http://t.co/j4xwFb7usE
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperTommy Kail makes an excellent point: You're all spelling it wrong. Bobby Lopez has an EGOTT. Good night!
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3/3
2014
@amyh914 so what was it?
2/24
2014
This couple holding hands during turbulence is the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ http://t.co/agaSR2GNQ0
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2/9
2014
The new Girl Scout cookie receives its Gluten-Free badge: http://t.co/p7M7RwCDkg http://t.co/fjT76djknG
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1/28
2014
I can't believe Beyonce wore white to all those people's weddings.
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1/27
2014
What if Lorde just read Fiona Apple's "This World Is Bullshit" speech word for word, but this time, everyone got it?
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1/26
2014
Mrs. Hughes, KICKING CRAZY BITCH ASS. #DowntonPBS @MasterpiecePBS
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1/19
2014
And then God created Saturn... And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWatch Led Zeppelin perform a full set at the Royal Albert Hall in 1969: http://t.co/K0ur8fG8h8
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperRIP 2013. (2013 - 2013)
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1/1
2013
Pinterest reveals something awesome about men http://t.co/J8cJmfzOng
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper“@WIRED: What does your brand smell like? This woman can tell you http://t.co/1c3NfwGQ0X” @malloy5230
12/19
2013
http://t.co/wcS2T8yNBc Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas.
12/16
2013
Hey yourself!!! -Jude
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12/7
2013
Apparently the Von Trapp house has central air judging by the sound. #TheSoundofMusicLive #SOML #SoundofMusic
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12/5
2013
@not_margaret season's not over yet, wolff@not_margaret Ha! Who's preggers?
11/26
2013
When is Mad Men back because I need to know how Peggy is handling her life so I know how to handle mine
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11/23
2013
@BobbyLucia wrong.
11/19
2013
Heart-wrenching but utterly beautiful video shows how one elderly man confronts loneliness http://t.co/SF1KrmESGV
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10/10
2013
Chicago looks amazing at night. http://t.co/Logb1UFCLv
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10/9
2013
@amyschumer The Hurt Feelings Locker #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperCharlie Sheen and the Chocolate Factory #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMonsters Online University #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperLive Gluten Free or Die Hard #AddaWordRuinaMovie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperBest one I've read all night RT @PeteyOwe: Star Jones' Trek: Into Darkness #AddaWordRuinaMovie
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10/4
2013
My grandparents looking at my book in the banned booked section. I'VE MADE IT. http://t.co/MB4IcJ9fwT
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9/28
2013
were those Emmys on purpose?
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9/22
2013
I sincerely hope this isn't true #wackydreams “@WOWFactsOfLife: Our dreams can sometimes warn us of things that have yet to happen.”
9/19
2013
Holy crap --> Clint Eastwood's son is super hot http://t.co/6zAujbHDP3 http://t.co/7mwWn1LNJr
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9/17
2013
Whoa “@eonline: Dawson's Creek Star Kerr Smith All Grown Up and Rocking Gray Hair: See the Pic! http://t.co/rEN9pQlpVi
9/11
2013
Tina Fey will be the first host of the new season of SNL http://t.co/TzLWrks9cO
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9/9
2013
Nice! “@RollingStone: Bruno Mars will be headlining the Super Bowl halftime show, the NFL confirmed today: http://t.co/KjezePaoM8
9/8
2013
I've actually always wondered about this. “@mental_floss: Is it Dangerous to Shower in a Thunderstorm? — http://t.co/KBN0lirq6pOooh! Check it out @malloy5230 “@THR: Watch: @DowntonAbbey Season 4 Trailer Debuts http://t.co/yhBXkBl76S
8/31
2013
I haven't tried nearly enough of these. “@HuffPostChicago: An oldie: Some of our favorite Chicago martini bars http://t.co/E9lHPAWMltNo! :( “@peoplemag: Nobel Prize-winning poet Seamus Heaney dies at 74. http://t.co/3gTPaTAyjk
8/30
2013
Ha! “@BuzzFeed: http://t.co/cWIMop427QThere is no angry way to say "Bubbles". Go ahead, try it.
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8/29
2013
4 reasons your dreams haven't manifested -- yet! http://t.co/SH2jntSuKT
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8/17
2013
Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.
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8/14
2013
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." - Ayn Rand
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper"For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction." - Newton's law of the Internet
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8/13
2013
What the...“@EW: CBS developing 'Wizard of Oz' medical drama http://t.co/A9gslNRzd7
8/8
2013
Stayed up last night to finish orange juice before the expiration date. That's how I do everything, at the absolute last minute.
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8/4
2013
Really? “@eonline: Bye, watching these animals twerk forever and ever. #2 is the BEST: http://t.co/g9u2D3av6x
8/1
2013
Seriously, what is up with public nail clipping? And we get pissed at women breastfeeding.
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7/28
2013
The New Yorker's Anthony Weiner Cover Has Totally Outdone Any Tabloid's Cover http://t.co/Q49PVFe6OK http://t.co/Xy24KUOcBk
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7/26
2013
H&M is like some overcrowded island in the Philipines with no government
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperPrince Sharknado #rejectedroyalbabynames @DamonLindelof
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperOkay, who's got Prince North West in the name pool? #royalbabyboy
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperHow the "Seinfeld strategy" can help you stop procrastinating http://t.co/pI6B4QVtMb
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperSomewhere in London, a princess is pooping on a delivery table. Just keeping it real, folks. #royalbaby #goodluckKate
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7/22
2013
I know nothing about #SharkNado. That doesn't stop me from thinking it's ridiculous.time is now measured by life before and life after the geraldo rivera selfie
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperMy La-Z-Boy just informed me it was dropping the hyphens.
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7/21
2013
"Clueless" is 18 years old today. Let that one soak in.At some point we have to admit that accepting the term FroYo was an oversight.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperDetroit should start a kickstarter campaign
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI don't make typos. I make new words.
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7/19
2013
“@Angela_Bieser: I want to run another 5K!!” Ew.I love this. http://t.co/ODVwUmDX4Y
7/18
2013
"Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have minded beyond reason the opinions of others." Virginia Woolf http://t.co/ympv3h2e1h
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7/15
2013
I can knit an entire pot holder over the course of The Newsroom's title sequence.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperLit. Humor. Love it“@brainpicker: Hilarious: If Edgar Allan Poe were an Amazon reviewer – whole milk meets The Raven http://t.co/GKPty7sySq
7/14
2013
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. -Unknown
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperIn Titanic, the elderly couple embracing while the ship sunk was based on a real couple! Who were they ---> http://t.co/A2rx2bTz
Retweeted by Michelle Schaper#IHateWhen I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperWhy would a person have to lie about liking big butts?
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperSarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.
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7/6
2013
Not a fan of down escalators. No specific feelings about up escalators though.A fireworks show or something else? #uncleartweet “@not_margaret: getting a great show from our living room window thanks to our neighbors.”
7/5
2013
How All 50 States Got Their Names — http://t.co/CxSTv2wYuS
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7/4
2013
One Direction songs re-translated by closed captioning may be the best thing ever http://t.co/tDsEWR5NtM
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7/3
2013
“@not_margaret: @sleibforth too bad you didn't take that trip to Boston” Yeah, that was a bad call Leibforth
6/24
2013
“@not_margaret: first day of the new job tomorrow! and yes, my clothes are already laid out.” Yay! A new pencil box, too?
6/23
2013
Whatever happened to Blues Traveller? #90s
6/22
2013
I just asked for directions and I was told to head Kim and Kanye's baby.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperThe Rolling Stones have passed Taylor Swift in this category http://t.co/5q610c7Jjz
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI won't be happy unless Apple replaces Siri's voice with Morgan Freeman's.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperEh. I guess. :)“@not_margaret: Ditto! RT @gretchenlw2: Can't wait to see some old friends soon! @mzkymm71 @sleibforth @not_margaret @LePoofSad that North West will never fly Southwest.
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6/21
2013
BREAKING: My First Photo LEAKED! @eonline @TMZ @BuzzFeed #northwest http://t.co/aMMWeWu6g0
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6/20
2013
RT @craignewman: Because, yeah - the Chicago Symphony plays Chelsea Dagger to support #Blackhawks http://t.co/D9ahdFQg0U
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperSkrillex was his AOL Instant Messenger username. 23 Insane True Stories Behind Famous Musician Stage Names - http://t.co/2hrqi6ujBH
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI only hope that when I die I receive half the outpouring of love shared at the news about James Gandolfini.I just non-ironically used a hashtag in a text message and I'm not even a little bit sorry about it. So, yeah, I guess I'm THAT person now.
Retweeted by Michelle SchaperI'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people.
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6/19
2013
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