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Author - Playwright - Publisher - Radio Presenter - Occasional Runner - Postcarder at http://t.co/I3C42GmNt2

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There's my contribution to the whole clock change shenanigan that occurs twice a year.Only 1 follower away from a nice round 174!
Retweeted by Terry LanderOne person says it's an extra hour in bed, someone else said it's an extra hour drinking. Tried Google but that didn't help.
10/25
2014
James Cherry is in the mix right now on 96.5 & 97.2FM #Penzance #cornwall http://t.co/IhGmTcgk7l
Retweeted by Terry LanderAre you up to date with http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp ? Don't get too behind. #BetterThanBreakingBadI'm not drunk, I'm just on one. It'll pass.DRINK MORE LAGERTwitter is no place for politics. It's the online equivalent of the office photocopier at a Xmas party.Still love this pic of the Drunken Bakers the very talented @HealeyCartoons did for me a while back :) http://t.co/GEBQZvXBnl
Retweeted by Terry LanderCartoon! Ambulance Priorities: A to Z. With thanks again to @mushybees and @MarionDowling. http://t.co/wPzo8N6exB
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SimonNRicketts @TheSimonEvans @MooseAllain I like GIFs of dogs falling into rivers chasing sticks.@SimonNRicketts @TheSimonEvans @MooseAllain This is like being in the pub with the grown ups and they're all talking about politics.Chatting to the wife about motivational guy Zig Ziglar. "Wasn't he mentioned it that Spice Girls song?" "No honey, that was 'Zigazig Ah'."
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10/24
2014
Hoorah! What a silly, lovely, entertaining end to a great game of football. Kane and Lamela maturing quickly. #COYS
Retweeted by Terry LanderOUTFIELD PLAYER GOING IN GOAL IN THE SPURS MATCH. EVERYONE LOVES IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm at WHL next week for the Brighton match. Nearly swapped it for this game. Hope next week's is just as good. #COYSLet's be honest - he misses that and he's the biggest, most arrogant arsehole the club has ever seen. Still... #YouBeauty #Lamela@AlanFitz1 I'm only there for two days unfortunately. I would love to have your company but alas, The Tottenhams will be taking some of it.Most dangerous article of the week? http://t.co/ednv5szHiS
Retweeted by Terry Lander@amateuradam Jesus will save us.Thanks to the exchange rate, my ebook is now 3p cheaper. Buy it here: http://t.co/qYa12cZhbQ Samples and blog here: http://t.co/XNn4fbjz7W
Retweeted by Terry LanderYa know, hashtag yum or something #ShopLocalWent to Lasting Touch at @heartlandsuk for a full body massage with Mrs L and we've stopped in The Red Lion, Blackwater. Ploughmans £6.75!Beautiful mid-sentence Farage screen capture. http://t.co/qr8hVTyzgg
Retweeted by Terry LanderMade a terrible pig based pun! #pun http://t.co/rwExCEbBOB
Retweeted by Terry LanderAn app that keeps mumbling random numbers to your enemies when they are trying to count something.
Retweeted by Terry LanderAnd that was Turkish REM with their new single, Everybody Yurts.I'm visiting my brother in London on Tuesday next week. He may get a point if he asks about this http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp"@eliistender10: When you're into a good book http://t.co/xghT7AkO7A" @DaisyWhite1922
Retweeted by Terry LanderEat Sleep Chocolate Repeat appears to be the new Keep Calm and Eat Chocolate.
10/23
2014
One of my piano students referred to a sharp as a "hashtag" the other day and I swear to god I almost had a fucking meltdown.
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10/22
2014
@properjobdisco @sstrong82 loving your progress PJD
10/21
2014
Looking for a Scottish half marathon for 2016. Edinburgh offers a Sweeper Bus for fat, lazy runners like me. http://t.co/RFeXrY7mBrWhat if Ebola wore Pharell's big hat? http://t.co/3OmJoiNgYK
Retweeted by Terry Lander@greg_jenner This is quickly becoming JennerGate.The history of the "gate" suffix added to scandals http://t.co/vfVAdhQ3IC
Retweeted by Terry Lander.@tokyo_sexwhale :) http://t.co/umg6ri0nYR
Retweeted by Terry LanderOr as Olivia Newton-John sang, hopelessly devoted to views.Please RT - I'm hopeful for another 300 views. http://t.co/SEdMYWxBurNew post http://t.co/SEdMYWxBur Soon it'll all be over.Here he is... http://t.co/Wq3bP4GD2U
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate at night I read Wikipedia. I like to read the plots to bad movies and the 'personal life' bits from 90s TV stars. How about you?
Retweeted by Terry LanderMorning reading. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp
10/20
2014
It's true! @upturnedbathtud @jeffwni http://t.co/BH3pOmpxGzOoh. Halloween comes early! My 'Horror Europa' is repeated on BBC4 at 10.20pm.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI remember how we'd say 'Think how small phones will be in the future!', as I watch a man basically hold a flat screen telly up to his ear.
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate night (early evening) reading. Free! FREE STUFF! http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpP...p...p...pick up a p...p...http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpForty Three weeks later and this is what your #blog could look like http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpBath Theatre Royal today! Matinee and an evening show! Whoop!
Retweeted by Terry Lander48% funded. My new book needs YOU! Can we get it past the halfway mark before Halloween? http://t.co/I0uwNzEJxX
Retweeted by Terry Lander"221b Baker Street" (my cartoon for yesterday's @guardianreview) #SherlockHolmes http://t.co/i17girnaWQ
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10/19
2014
Stickers can be purchased at my merchandise page http://t.co/NEPjZYlfKE http://t.co/oUTbegxLHl
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust got back in from a day at @only1argyle. Great win for the lads.#Exmouth! #Devon! #Today! @MooseAllain has a pop-up shop at INC, in The Strand, selling items and signing stuff from 10:30-12:30
Retweeted by Terry LanderLets all pause for a minute, and reflect on the 2% http://t.co/HjIFPpDgWQ
Retweeted by Terry LanderAuditions today. This page could do with 100 Likes if you would. https://t.co/Vh4yb3WP8L
10/18
2014
I know it's bad but whenever I'm told to "grab the tissues" on a tv charity telethon I think I'm supposed to wank. #wrong #donate
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate night postcards http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpThe Ancient Greeks used to say "Hashtag Yowe Lowe" if they wanted a big bag of crisps after a slice of chocolate cake. #HistoryRightThereI can't draw concepts because I've had too much alcohol, for @pifflevalve. http://t.co/twResPLT6A
Retweeted by Terry LanderDid you leave a @Waterstones bag with a couple of books and a gift bag in on a train to/from Charing Cross? Handed in to staff at station RT
Retweeted by Terry LanderGoing to Disneyland Paris next weekend. Gutted they've stopped doing this. Health'n'safety gone mad I tells ya! http://t.co/zaIq0veNnQ
Retweeted by Terry LanderDoes anyone want me to draw them anything? I'm drinking Gin and listening to boards of canada with microsoft paint, so cant promise quality.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@mrkhndy You're doing drunk drawing requests? We have a new author, unless you've dropped me like CUFA.Last RT is where I spend my Tuesday nights with this idiot -----> @sstrong82Evening Penzance I'm LIVE & in the mix till 8 on 96.5 FM #dance #house @PenwithRadio http://t.co/WKuLWkzWW7
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate to the party...just discovered the incredible talent @iamtovelo has. Amazing.How do you stay positive? One victory at a time. http://t.co/HPMg61v2ejNot two months solid, obviously, if you read that wrong.After two solid months of editing I have finally sent off our new author's book for proofing. Pre-orders welcome here http://t.co/tf8LzfYOsYThe medical ship RFA Argus leaves Falmouth in #Cornwall on its way to fight #ebola http://t.co/8RW1P9YNMs http://t.co/0D1DRsd124
Retweeted by Terry Lander@mrdaveturner @TPUnicorn Yippee ki yayKetchup http://t.co/H1a2gvXy3v@naomitaylor Sell it next to the tippex pens #Pioneer@naomitaylor Can you carve a face into the bottle after drinking it?@naomitaylor My shopping strategy - go in for booze, leave with booze. Never fails.@naomitaylor Why aren't the bags by the front door? #Pioneer@greg_jenner Good point via my Nan.The Red Baron is well known in UK but our best ace,Mick Mannock,is less so. Any reason he's uncelebrated?Here's the latest map of Twitter (by @pandamoanimum, @davidlbereseford and me) http://t.co/0OAJgKcSII
Retweeted by Terry Lander@greg_jenner @davidschneider @jackschofield @Pandamoanimum Slightly worried I may be an unfunny parody account.Along with "Motion" here are some other words you should never really use to title your work. Stool Load Fudge Number 2 Skids Dump TroutOne of Britain's bestest, funniest comedy writers is currently doing a Q&A - go ask him stuff #AskQuantick @quantick
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10/17
2014
Quick. Give me a song title and artist. Research isn't my strong point.@mrkhndy Binks is a dick. #StarWars@properjobdisco Technically I said that about @marcusbrig but the same applies to @Herring1967 unless low ticket sales require me to attend.@ben_cameron Kate Director's bush cut?I like to think Clumsy by Fergie is just Fancy by Iggy Azalea with different lyrics.It's the final countdown. Nah nah nah, nah. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp@properjobdisco Yeah but football has skint me out"Really sorry but you seem to have picked up my jar of preserve" "What, you mean..." "Yeah, that's my jam"
10/16
2014
Holy shit...the cover artwork for the crowdfunded novel is in and *it is spectacularrrrrrrr*. Massive thanks to @SukyGoodfellow Art.@mrkhndy How? I don't have any buttons.If people keep RTing @mrkhndy's stuff when I ask them to RT postcards then it basically means you like his stuff better.If you listen to @PenwithRadio right now you'll hear the talented tones of @jamescherryuk http://t.co/viHRJ6MmH1@UpturnedBathtub You and @sstrong82 could start a ginger haired people with beards and glasses blog. #PotentialNotDeliberatelyOffensivePOSTCARDS! NOW! http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHY NOT PLEASE.FM works in West Cornwall. If unsure tune in your radio and check, but not if you're in Gleneagles.SHOW! TONIGHT! 6PM-8PM! Terry's Train of Thought on Penwith Radio, 96.5/97.2 fm and at http://t.co/HwYpz2iRHC .
10/14
2014
Just having my coco pops to save time tomorrow morning nsfw http://t.co/CwkIcERFbp
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10/13
2014
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