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Journalista. TV addict. Hip-hop head. Shoe enthusiast. Animal lover. Coffee-holic. Alias: Mommy.

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2 yr old daughter randomly *loves* this pic of #GZA. She talks about him, adds him to her bedtime good… http://t.co/aqh9utgHFl
4/6
2014
Nick is totally into different license plates right now, and I still have mine from Kentucky, his… http://t.co/n9fLayQu2Y
2/26
2014
@PattieSimone Thanks so much! It was a fun one to write. Will msg you my email. :)
2/23
2014
At approximately what age do boys stop SCREAMING every single thing they say, even when they are 2 inches from your eardrum?
2/11
2014
Does anyone else watch the luge and think these people are out of their freakin' minds? Brave. #Olympics2014
2/10
2014
My 4 yr old just beatboxed to a @jtimberlake song and my 1 yr old requested "Wock your buddy," also by JT. My job here is done.
1/28
2014
Ew! He's kissing her puke mouth. #bachelorSo romantic, talking about barfing up octopus in your mouth. Gross. #bachelor
1/27
2014
Friday night plans: Drink wine, watch some trashy TV and fold five baskets of clean laundry. #livinontheedgeNick stood on the couch and took this pic of me because my selfies all sucked today. Not bad, little… http://t.co/k5YrtyFJxr
1/24
2014
Sick of rants against @RSherman_25. Ppl saying worse stuff about him than anything he said. Pot, meet kettle.
1/20
2014
Richard Sherman right now http://t.co/sKvmIbxFJo
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperLet's go, Seahawks!!One more outing while Julie was in town. Coffee drinks because ... brrrr! #boston #waterfronthttp://t.co/Eo57A467uf
1/19
2014
The snowflakes falling from the sky are as big as newborn babies, but are falling so fast I can't capture a good photo. #newenglandwinter
1/18
2014
Everytime he asks Charlene to accept a rose, she looks like she heard "Charlene can I punch you in the face?" #meanmug #bachelor
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1/13
2014
Each time two small children wake up by 5:45 on a Saturday, it takes 7 minutes off a parent's life. #momproblems #bucketsofcoffee
1/11
2014
Being sick meant I had time to read this week -- a novel by a brilliant author I wrote a profile on… http://t.co/vAmsaUrRm2Superman apparently has two weaknesses: kryptonite and four-year-old boys. Man of steel, my ass. http://t.co/PcXuM0LVym
1/9
2014
Funny sticker in front of me. (Sadly, I will probably look like this by the time this dude gets his… http://t.co/yB4L01KD2IWaiting in the pharmacy drive through isn't nearly as rewarding as waiting in the Starbucks one. Nothing fun, just a refill.
1/8
2014
Luden's throat drops are really just candy in disguise.
1/7
2014
@CharlieToft I hope you will be recapping The Bachelor. I am already looking forward to reading. Happy new year!Mind = Blown http://t.co/iBPqFVXVUZ
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1/6
2014
Love/hate relationship with all the baking projects me and my son did during frigid NE weather. #muffins #cookies #muffintop #sigh
1/5
2014
1/4
2014
#photochallenge #day3 #breakfast #dopeassscrambleyall http://t.co/wfQGfIx8nP
1/3
2014
Bought this hat in 2010 as part of a Halloween costume, but am now rocking it for real. Because ear… http://t.co/oCXA8IoQVu
1/2
2013
@lizbaker_08 Happy new year, Liz!! xohttp://t.co/470sohl8IO@ScriptGirlPDX thanks, Molly. Figured FB was tired of hearing about it, so I'd do some Internet therapy here.Amazing how hard it is to lose a furry friend. I've cried for you every, single day since your passing, Archie.
12/31
2013
New show on TLC: Sex Sent Me to the ER. Gives new meaning to busting a nut!
12/28
2013
I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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11/29
2013
Went pretty blonde today. Will report back when I start having way more fun.
10/23
2013
@kylerdraper You know it.
9/26
2013
Isamu Lee JORDAN Obituary: View Isamu JORDAN's Obituary by Spokesman-Review http://t.co/imIfdxEDW2 via @sharethis
9/8
2013
I literally just watched two people cry for half an hour. What is wrong with me #bachelorette
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7/29
2013
Saw a tweet from Lucky Mag that said "Hooray for crop tops!" Can't think of a fashion trend I would cheer less for, except MC Hammer pants.
6/26
2013
@CharlieToft I'm so glad you're still writing these Bachelorette recaps. They are my favorite!
6/25
2013
@lizbaker_08 and, an month later I respond! Hello Liz! I am the world's worst tweeter.@TheIrishJesus sorry, just saw this. Haven't been on much lately! How can I help?@Yeyo2Zuri Was so happy to see you on here! "Find friends" button really does work sometimes. How are youuuuuuu?
6/2
2013
Women are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. They’re going to want padding.
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6/1
2013
If you can spot the error in this baby book, congrats! You're one step ahead of every person who… http://t.co/64S84iHpaY@nwfoodette I rarely visit Twitter, but since discovering @80sDonDraper, I'm here regularly. My fave, hands down.
5/2
2013
@janawaring Hope your wedding is fabulous and stress-free!
4/26
2013
After they get suspect, I propose 24 hours of kittens frolicking to Benny Hill music on all channels.
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperDoes anyone know a good site where I can get a rapid flow of misinformation and unconfirmed reports coming in too fast to process?
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperI don't even know what to say, except I'm thankful for the brave people who protect us. Let's nab this asshole. #Boston
4/19
2013
The word "unspeakable" comes up exclusively in Real Housewives' reunions & holocaust docs
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4/8
2013
Try to beat me! My Ruzzle username is 'MaisyF'. @ruzzlegame http://t.co/1lXsaDzubH
4/7
2013
Need some home decorating tips? I wrote a story about what NOT to do. http://t.co/oBH3cXJPfG
4/1
2013
If you haven't attempted mascara application while holding a sick baby, you haven't lived. #raccooneyes
3/15
2013
@janawaring Whoa. That is amazing!
3/14
2013
My almost 1-yr-old daughter just pulled out a wicked booty tooch during a photo. America's Next Top Model, cycle 1562?
3/11
2013
My TV just asked me if I wanted to watch #Hoarders in HD. Ehh, I think I'll pass on that.@TaylorArmstrong People who don't return carts at grocery store, instead leaving them to scratch up everyone's car. So irritating.It's winter in New England. Snow is what happens. But, damn, I sure am ready to wear something on my feet besides Sorels.
3/8
2013
Who knew Coolio was such an asshole? #CelebrityWifeSwapYou'd think Coolio would get sick of cutting all those little holes in his hats. #CelebrityWifeSwap
3/5
2013
Currently conducting a science experiment to see how little sleep I can survive on without ending up in a mental ward. #momproblems
2/26
2013
Stunned at how much food an 11-month-old baby can put away in one sitting. Probably more than a Hollywood actress eats in a week.To be clear, the margarita night was without the kids. #foggytweetsThe morning after a rare margarita night with preschooler and a baby = #momproblems
2/24
2013
However, @YourHouseGal is the best. Cannot say enough about someone who knows their biz inside and out but also has awesome sense of humor.Looking for a house; wish the #propertybrothers could help. They always do the best house makeovers. Boston is expensive, yo.
2/23
2013
#FF our RN crew! @ChelsiaHart @branden628 @janawaring @spicypants @MerriPatt @CharlieToft @Maisy_F @JunDishes @eorlins #RealityTV
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2/22
2013
TV is on in background, and I wasn't paying attention to it until I heard the words "Mexican restaurant." Now I'm hungry.
2/21
2013
MT @accu_adrienne: Boston's seasonal snow total climbed to 40.8". (That's more than 4 times the 2011-2012 total which was 9.3")
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2/18
2013
Day 4 of husband's work trip. Alone with baby, 3 yr old, two dogs. Snowstorm outside. It's survival of the fittest, and I am the underdog.Muriel's Wedding is such a good flick. Love Toni Colette, and miss her awesomeness on United States of Tara.
2/17
2013
I'm so glad it's snowing again! And by "glad," I mean I'm considering opening a bottle of wine at 6:46 am.
2/16
2013
You're No. 2 #CandyHeartRejectsNevermind. #CandyHeartRejectsSurprise! I forgot my wallet. #CandyHeartRejectsSorry I gave you the clap. #CandyHeartRejectsU R NOT the father! #CandyHeartRejects
2/14
2013
@snooki's was little blue, but don't worry, mamacita. You are rockin' out this mama biz. http://t.co/fZxb19To via @reality_nation
2/13
2013
Buried. #blizzard http://t.co/AQ9qb3hNIs it too early to start drinking? #blizzard http://t.co/lxGNJZNQ
2/9
2013
Blizzard-y goodness.
2/8
2013
Tip: If you want your baby to nap, don't accidentally zip up two shapes from the shape sorter in her pjs. #momproblems
1/28
2013
Lady outside was walking her cat on leash. Cat said eff this, pulled leash out of lady's hand and ran off. Raise hand if surprised.
1/27
2013
“@breakingweather: Current wind chill is down to an incredible -80.4F in Rankin Inlet, Canada.” Holy sh*t!
1/16
2013
Ear plugs and hearing aids were inventions of necessity, likely sparked by someone who raised young boys. Boys = Noise covered in dirt.
1/7
2013
Hey, #RealityTV....we have some New Year's Resolutions for you! http://t.co/jVWpuqvb #NYE
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1/1
2012
Anyone else need a hot poker for their eyes after watching #RHOA?!? http://t.co/5NSQfoSV
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12/31
2012
@nwfoodette Pancakes with fresh fruit and ten gallons of coffee for the adults. Merry Christmas!
12/25
2012
@bowtiedtight I wish! Post pics. I have to see the sweaters.I've always wanted to be invited to an ugly Christmas sweater party. Is that weird? #bucketlist
12/15
2012
Just dreamt I opened a dog sitting service for all the #realhousewives. First client: @giggythepom. Need RH intervention ASAP.
12/14
2012
@spicypants haha, thanks! It's hard not to be embarrassed for them most weeks.
12/13
2012
Would I like cheese on that? "No thank you."
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11/25
2012
I hope everyone enjoys & appreciates their family & friends today & always! Tweet less & enjoy your company:-) #HappyThanksgiving
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11/22
2012
Maryland overwhelmingly votes to legalize same sex marriage. I wish Omar was here to see this.
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11/7
2012
Daylight savings time means that kids gain an extra hour and parents lose one. Plus it's dark at 4? Eff this noise.
11/5
2012
Fun size candy bars are much more fun when multiplied by four.
11/3
2012
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