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@librophile85 Yup, the 5th of May. Look it up, silly.

Badgers are a protected species. Illegal to take one, dead or alive & there are health risks. Also, it's difficult to find a decent wine.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@KatWithSword I’m surprised no one came up with this: Mugger. Or as they used to call it, Highwaywoman.@rickbowes Thank you so much for Minions of the Moon. Great story told amazingly well; it brought back memories of my own wild youth.

Yeni rivern

"If there's a rock 'n' roll heaven, then we're gonna need a platoon of attorneys to go over this backstage rider..."
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@wnwagner that’s me, Mr. Mental Health!@gregvaneekhout I wish I could write stories for them, but it would probably amount to peeing on walls once I had the grammar down.

@gregvaneekhout She is the sweetest, most intelligent, and obedient of the three. Here’s Mikey, the third of my pups. http://t.co/7VBQrImtJS"Walking around Malibu all morning in a yellow bathrobe can make a guy hungry. Hi, I'm Nick Nolte for Chipotle."
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@RunawayBlu Remind me someday to tell you a funny story about that.@RunawayBlu There actually are two 12 step organizations that I am aware of, Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous (SLAA) and SAA (SexAddictAnon).@taptaptap I resemble that remark!The big news today is that PC sales are down 14%. What’s gone under the radar, though, is that working from bed and toilet is up 237%. #iPad
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@gregvaneekhout here’s Angie http://t.co/3yFQjblJAy@wnwagner I might get back to revising over the summer or I might ditch the novel. Right now it’s short stories and 3 pages of AM journaling@wnwagner It was the kickoff of my SAD, in December. I pulled out of the depression in February (fantastic weather) and got back to writing.

New Parent Idea: 1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest. 2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@mynameisjerm I’ve been looking and looking without success, so could someone be so kind as to tell me where to meet these better people?In #bilbao for Gutunzuria: Fables of the Reader/Writer. http://t.co/l2mK8jFN66 Puppy statue in front of the Gehrey gallery is in bloom!
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@gregvaneekhout Iggy isn’t asleep here, but I thought you’d like to see him. http://t.co/5QZkQc67RFI drink two cups of coffee before I drink two cups of coffee, and then I drink two more. (That's a lot of coffee, is what I'm saying.)
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloThere is just a weird energy at the Drama Bookshop
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloI’m doing the three-pages-of-journaling-every-morning-diet. I haven’t lost any weight but I’ve been doing a shit ton of writing as a result.It might have sounded egotistical when I said I had no peers. I merely meant I do my own peeing.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@Xtheband Please please please come back to Mexico. If you do, consider a side trip to SMA to see both Fay and me, your biggest fan!@WaltFrench it’s the Lyndon Larouche Crazies. Can’t blame SF for that (its like blaming the victim).My novels make total sense to me, right until the point when I start writing them.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@SCbchbum It’s not the midget’s fault.“@ealvarezgibson: I categorically reject your falsetto.” Orbison hater.porn is between me and my god
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.” ~ Haruki Murakami
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloSearching for the truth about Willa Cather. http://t.co/XjltCOpliS
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloNow following Ms“@wnwagner: Over on the #Inkpunks blog, I admit that revising novels can make me kind of miserable: http://t.co/tyyXNfYu3H”@somebadideas @GreatDismal Looks like Zardoz without the floating head or Sean Connery. Don’t get me wrong, I loved Zardoz!

RT @matociquala: The problem with skipping all the hard scenes on the first draft is having to write them on the second.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloUntil one brave child exclaimed, "Why, it's just watered down juice!" The Emperor searched the castle, but the VitaminWater man had fled.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloI've spent entirely too much time shuddering at what it would mean if he were named Carrot Bottom.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloPlease spay or neuter your Ted Nugents.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@daveweigel in a good way or a bad way?Hey, Twitter. I’m taking the dogs for a walk. Let’s have lunch when I get back. I’m thinking Carmen’s on Salida a Celaya.

@RellaC in general, or specifically?Spoiler alert http://t.co/VlwUQXsoDo
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@GreatDismal I hear that Windex handles that pretty well.@daveweigel It's also a caucus in the House
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloSo "Mad Men" is a show?
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malowhich native american tribes get the popcorn royalties
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloOn the Sidewalk #smallernovels
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloApparently, Churchill is the true originator of Glam. Suck it, David Bowie http://t.co/MebTj4sNmhWinston Churchill--slim, young, and no cigar. http://t.co/T8u9MkNXFm
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloTomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick).
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@scalzi just wax it. See here —>@lianamaeby it’s especially intriguing when you know that pork is número uno on the list of America’s Most Wanted (meats).@FreshandEasy CC: @ealvarezgibson just call it jizz salsa, dude. It’s all there in the Nahuatl origins of guacamole PS: I <3 Glassel Pk F&E@ealvarezgibson #1 as well, but I thought 2- 5 were idiosyncratic maladaptions.@ealvarezgibson 2 thru 5 have me nailed@ealvarezgibson how come?@ealvarezgibson I was being etymologically accurate! guaca -> aguacate -> āhuacatl (Nahuatl for testicle). Mole -> molli (Nahuatl for sauce)“@alexanderchee: Some signs you could be a Fiction Writer. http://t.co/RmrMUydgPX” I have all they symptoms, but 6 &7 only a little.@ealvarezgibson “This dip sucks” has a lot of marketing possibilities. Could have been worse, i.e., Salsa de Testiculos.Mad Men premiere injury report: Don Draper (hungover, will start); Roger Sterling (hungover, probable); Peggy Olson (hungover, probable).
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo.@peta heyyy I wanted to share this great recipe for lentil soup I think you'll love it http://t.co/SqzGwYTSe6
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloCalvin and Hobbes: The Gritty Reboot http://t.co/59RuzeAq9O via @ToplessRobot@TweenHobo I think you should have waited until AFTER you posthumously won the @NewYorker caption contest.

@ealvarezgibson She’s pregnant and a card carrying member of the NRA.@miscelanyous It’s funny because it’s true.@Moxie_Manda @HuffPostWomen @ealvarezgibson knuckleheads are freakin’ rare. I read an interview of Dot somewhere. She rode until 85 y.o.@rickbowes if its not too presumptuous, my humble offering in return: http://t.co/6adsgiZdGX It’s a short story@rickbowes Thank you! Limited budget and starved for something new to read.@TBlackford3 you’d need a sex tie-in. Too bad 50 Shades of Grey is already taken.@LindaOnLeukemia @thatRamosgirl Your oncologist’s fan page is rad! (There’s potentially a pun in there somewhere)Get a free issue of @ShockTotem on Kindle for just a few more hours. Creepy as crap, kids! http://t.co/aVKXN3yvGB
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloA western in space. Not like Star Trek or Firefly. Just a lot of cowboys & horses asphyxiating.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@charstarlene You’re missing product placement opportunities! Monetize, dammit!@charstarlene That would probably require a hypnotist. I could learn to be a hypnotist. I’ve already got the old-timely hypnotist mustache.'I' before 'E' except when there's a feisty heist on weird beige foreign neighbours reinventing protein at their leisure.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloOh you're a construction worker? I have this great idea for a building.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloWriting the definitive think piece about what it means that there are so many think pieces about "Girls." It's called, "Wait, What's Syria?"
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloI think I fucked up the numbering on those last two tweets. I might need to ask @pattonoswalt how it’s done.There should be an AA meeting where, instead of opening with th Serenity Prayer, everyone screams in rage and terror for five minutes. (1/2)I wrote one good line yesterday, but I think it’s going to be the first sentence of the next short story. (1/1)I can't ever remember if Billy Idol is British or white trash.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloIt's not so hard a thing, making sure that a dog's life is unsucky. I can be responsible for at least that.
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloI, myself, have been listening to a lot of early (pre 80’s) Bowie recently.N-7 on the Wigleaf Jukebox: "Alladin Sane," David Bowie (live in '96, w/ Mike Garson on keyboards): http://t.co/jbuIt5uvto #wigleafcuz
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@scalzi That should be Monty Gartersnake.I regret every party I’ve attended that didn’t have a dog I could hide with in the kitchen.
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"All drugs are a waste of time. It just depends on when you do them and how much time you have." - Keith Richards (to me, 30 mins ago)
Retweeted by Marcos_El_MaloWe've gone from "Yes We Can" to "I'd Hit It"
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@RunawayBlu I’m lucky enough to live above a Stairstep Aerobics gym (here in MX), and the first Stairstep class is at 8.The market for fake Facebook girlfriends (seems a sensible way for an aspiring novelist/screenwriter to make $$) http://t.co/pPEr3TtzOW
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@jomc best thing about FB fake gfs is I don’t even have to be a girl to be one.He’s a poet and I didn’t even know it! @GreatDismalOur activity to some may appear to be manic / While those on the inside know it's satanic. --The Illuminati Couplets
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo@RunawayBlu I’ll see your pop songs with techno beats and raise you . . . Mexican pop with techno beats!@parisreview I hope that’s just an exaggeration!“For a writer every day is a nervous breakdown.” —John Banville http://t.co/ggrjStBAVo
Retweeted by Marcos_El_Malo“@kathrynschulz: help there are too many books” Send them to me! Mexico is not the most bookish country; I always bring as many as I can.@feel_afraid: I am going to ♣over the head@KatWithSword Writers’ Paradise here. Consider coming here for a few months to write. The place is San Miguel de Allende.