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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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Log out, right now (A page from my new book: http://t.co/VyhWs2Vxv6 ) http://t.co/T6KzS7y8EJ
10/20
2014
Matthew "@Oatmeal" Inman visits our Tempe store at 7pm to talk running, suffering, cupcakes, ranch dressing, Godzilla http://t.co/oG4oWPUCIb
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10/14
2014
Columbus Discovers the Weight Room: http://t.co/Wqk2R8wNBm http://t.co/inmQw2bBkL
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@antomadra I know. Read the link I just posted.Today is #ColumbusDay in the United States of America http://t.co/13Pw3iSQCQ http://t.co/9YThgd62F0
10/13
2014
@intensenerd because I grew up there.Come to one of my book signings and I'll draw you a hairy potato. http://t.co/TMU8csPGiF http://t.co/wkBdYUJS5wSee you at 2pm today, Kansas City. https://t.co/hHJD7zdrx0
10/12
2014
@Oatmeal - der dunkle Herrscher http://t.co/19uHCdwli1
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10/11
2014
.@doctorow @Oatmeal Guys, most of history happened because of terrible people. We wouldn't have advanced this far without them. Get over it.
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@beatricebiology @NY_Comic_Con @sciencecomic I wish was at NYCC this year. I'd come say hi and make you draw me a mantis shrimp@doctorow @Oatmeal fuck you and your kind .....
Retweeted by Matthew InmanChristopher Columbus: raping, murdering, enslaving, genocidal pedophile [2013] http://t.co/lxhUxLWzf6 http://t.co/qY6jAd155W
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10/10
2014
@Oatmeal http://t.co/ccW1Aa11s8HEY ... http://t.co/607pAmw4WLMy new book just got on the New York Times Best-Sellers list! To everyone who bought a copy: THANK YOU! http://t.co/wo72kpaOkTA beautiful portrait of me by drawn by @pants http://t.co/jwTBMK6Gz0
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10/9
2014
See you tomorrow, Naperville. Book tour details here: http://t.co/JNfWCG9nnp Also, a pic of my ride is attached. http://t.co/46uLPOwtX2Come run with me in Central Park tonight. There will be Blerches and cake. https://t.co/3yoIl0MASJ http://t.co/gE2eqidBGKColumbus Day nixed in Seattle, changed to Indigenous People's Day. I <3 you, Seattle. http://t.co/OO0X7BTbcp http://t.co/8BCxYJutaN
10/8
2014
.@GillianA I did a book signing tonight in NYC and I saw we were buddies in this display. Please marry me. I <3 you. http://t.co/9lMOTbWM6M#NYC — Don't miss out! @Oatmeal will be signing @BNBuzz in Tribeca TONIGHT at 6pm ET. RSVP here: https://t.co/doDupOG9b2
Retweeted by Matthew InmanTrails runners vs. mountain goats http://t.co/nbnoCycnKv
10/7
2014
This is my favorite page out of "Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants" http://t.co/OK6O7ROlJj http://t.co/QwmfmoXCbVWell, I guess that makes it official now. @theblerch http://t.co/If8iZdU6yK
10/6
2014
Join @Oatmeal for a Beat The Blerch Fun Run in Central Park on Oct 8! https://t.co/t2oDCUIrvM
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10/5
2014
.@oatmeal ... 'Downton Abbey' runners attacked by giant Japanese hornets during race http://t.co/lJqDuYhG7L via @MailOnline
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10/4
2014
In #NYC? Join @Oatmeal on 10/8 for a fun run + book signing in Central Park! Details here: http://t.co/bILBikGZmZ
Retweeted by Matthew InmanThe Oatmeal is coming! Matthew Inman aka @Oatmeal to sign his book @BN_Vanderbilt Oct. 10: http://t.co/MGVWM8OOOm
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10/3
2014
I made a latte for ya. @theblerch http://t.co/jURkuD8q9B
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Retweeted by Matthew InmanOn a similar note. http://t.co/a6eydpYOUb http://t.co/UJ6Sdr0sU9Oh hello! http://t.co/TkO9LKNVbD
10/2
2014
@zoecello It was nice meeting you last night! Currently on a mad downloading spree of your music.Los Angeles: see you tonight at The Grove. 5:45pm for a 5k run at Nike, 7:30pm for a book signing at B&N. http://t.co/JNfWCG9nnpCOMIC: The crap we put up getting on and off an airplane http://t.co/6HuGzmQnNB http://t.co/DaCmEnChyN
10/1
2014
Whoa- @Oatmeal's new book was published TODAY and it's already #5 on Amazon http://t.co/imdTi49pJK !!!!!!!
Retweeted by Matthew InmanExcited to be seeing @JadAbumrad of @Radiolab at Benaroya tonight. So excited I drew Jad as my favorite animal. http://t.co/k5yBrV7hVcCOMIC: They say that water cannot be created or destroyed http://t.co/vRKlkx9v4g http://t.co/HVT0AqIpN0Asian food http://t.co/2XhP06ciShCame home from an uninspiring run to my preorder of @Oatmeal's new running book! Perfect timing! #ibelieveintheblerch http://t.co/o1HnpfbYQ7
Retweeted by Matthew InmanAlso, thanks to everyone who preordered my new book. You're the reason I get to do this for a living. http://t.co/oCHlWMhoYkMY NEW BOOK SHIPS TODAY! And it's only 10 bucks! http://t.co/oCHlWMhoYk http://t.co/OjlqBne48h
9/30
2014
@nakednews but I'm so good at it http://t.co/ChwhZZADkACitizens of #NYC: I'm doing a 4 mile @BeatTheBlerch run in Central Park. There will be cake. http://t.co/7Hea8QYJbq http://t.co/t39yOMJm5sBook tour dates announced! RSVP here: http://t.co/TMU8csPGiF http://t.co/At5BGugdtWTHANK YOU, BACKERS! We’re closing in on nearly $400,000 raised in 5 days. http://t.co/t6fYJRCoR2 http://t.co/7lSUOT0EeMHappy #NationalCoffeeDay Go learn about honeybees who get addicted to caffeine. http://t.co/CSS3wD9f0t http://t.co/1evHVDgeMfIt’s #NationalCoffeeDay. Here’s 12 coffee infographics to blow your mind http://t.co/01SRjH23x1 via @ILOVECOFFEEjp http://t.co/OjxpBvJjGH
9/29
2014
I found myself at a baby shower today where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a whiteboard http://t.co/8aP4oQuulE
9/27
2014
Instead of an improved battery life ... #iphone6 http://t.co/UvSNJO9UnmA memorial run is planned for the man who died at the @BeatTheBlerch Half: http://t.co/O60Rrc6OGT
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9/26
2014
Buy a brick for the Nikola Tesla Museum - The Oatmeal http://t.co/RkThRwNTSL via @Oatmeal
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@oatmeal Will you have 100 Serbian dinar bills at the Tesla gift shop? http://t.co/7y4Qe41AVf
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI'm gonna do a @reddit_AMA on Tuesday, September 30th. Proof is attached. http://t.co/QRYPcbKFBqNEW COMIC (sort of) http://t.co/A4JmNOjSJ9 http://t.co/t7ECi1XK1wBetween the shirts and the bricks, we’ve raised nearly $170,000 in less than 24 hours. http://t.co/t6fYJRCoR2 http://t.co/zUrgqGIg43
9/25
2014
I got permission from @TeslaMotors to sell these. For each shirt sold, $15 goes to the museum http://t.co/5QgD9ncQGQ http://t.co/EJpl3srLV2TESLA MUSEUM UPDATE: You can now buy an engraved brick which will be installed in the museum http://t.co/t6fYJRCoR2 http://t.co/x1IXIHphT4NEW ANIMATED VIDEO: Nikola Tesla Dood https://t.co/lA3lG885YL http://t.co/q237EACOwJI hate you. RT @alieward: Today is the wonderful Matt Inman's b-day all he wants is for you to tweet him pictures & stories about your cat!Today is Jim Henson's birthday. He would have been 78. http://t.co/WTkc0bf8CC
9/24
2014
This past Sunday we lost a runner. Our hearts go out to the family of Evan Sebenius: http://t.co/aPK0SoGL4E
Retweeted by Matthew InmanOn a similar note, here's a pie chart about why dieting is hard. http://t.co/72vPmKzhKS http://t.co/wBkLBl4p1E#strength http://t.co/0c4LBvBbJ5NEW COMIC: How little bees take on enormous hornets http://t.co/j5QCxFmXMf http://t.co/OwPmXtTuY7Today in mantis shrimp news, apparently the eyes of a mantis shrimp can detect cancer http://t.co/ARSkplYDTb http://t.co/Sm3zxvBE9d
9/23
2014
I told @oatmeal I am a Marine and own 2 cats and was a big fan of militant feline violence. #Cat #Tankhttp://t.co/GCFtliHQw1
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9/19
2014
@meganamram I pre-ordered your book and I want you to sign it with hot dogsI will climb the highest peak http://t.co/LHwbwBaZHG4,000 runners descending on Carnation, WA this weekend for @BeatTheBlerch. We've got the birthday cakes & costumed Blerches standing by.@KING5Seattle are you stopping by my @BeatTheBlerch marathon this weekend? I'll save you some cake. Also,I'll permit you to post sunset picsToday in mantis shrimp news, apparently baby mantis shrimp use light to stay invisible. http://t.co/4G8EBObq3A http://t.co/HACcM7DmS4@paulandstorm @petersagal LIES. WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL.I went for a run around Discovery Park this morning with @petersagal and we talked about electric cars and cake and Batman.
9/18
2014
Anyone else going to see @neiltyson at The Paramount tonight? http://t.co/iceCqSaSZuThe music industry in 4 images http://t.co/DkQqoUqM6q http://t.co/u6H2pLgjn2
9/15
2014
We're looking for volunteers for the marathon next week! Comes w/ a free shirt & lots of cake. http://t.co/libhshVwud http://t.co/Z1cXZzkrSP
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9/11
2014
Obligatory repost. What it’s like to own an Apple product http://t.co/9QEOv43xxG http://t.co/K25n5h2PBpneed this app on my watch http://t.co/FR7lXZzGva
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHooray a couple of billionaires giving away a free U2 album let's all feign adulation.u guys I got this incredible screensaver on my new #applewatch http://t.co/kgdrH6Pjqj"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec. God fucking damnit. " http://t.co/2R4MXIVIcY"PIED PIPER NEEDS TO PIVOT." -the creators of Coin today.*fucks with the rabbit ears on his Macbook Pro* goddamn shit poor reception watching http://t.co/2C7ADkrZsX today http://t.co/TgQeLAbuL8I love you all dearly but I have the impression you’re all blindly retweeting my previous link without clicking on it.What it's like to own an apple product http://t.co/IYseQDppeB haha I tricked you haha hurrhurhrrrr
9/9
2014
@RickTerpstra95 Your profile picture is a can of Coke.Morning thoughts http://t.co/lP5BaVHg4r
9/8
2014
@buenothebear Green Lynx Spider. I had to ask @alieward
9/7
2014
Heads up: I'll be on the History Channel tonight shooting @henryrollins with my Tesla Cannon. Video here: https://t.co/bvfuR8wNnj@3DFigueroa I’ve been trying,but the resources online are so scattered & I’ve never kept an aquarium before.I’m worried I’d kill the lil guyAlso, my birthday is coming up on the 24th. Can someone build me a mantis shrimp drone murderbot of some sort?"Let's Build a Goddamn Mantis Shrimp Museum" needs to happen across the street from Wardenclyffe.
9/6
2014
@jxxf A few hundred bucks, so I figure with the amount it crashes I should break even in a month.
9/5
2014
Will you draw my dog? http://t.co/OJ3HtfSelp@fansipans @IgniteCHARLOTTE sure thing, it's all yours.Fla. fisherman catches a rather large specimen of @Oatmeal's favorite animal (it's ours too!) http://t.co/Iy4L6jvHVG http://t.co/3AMYcJyjKm
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9/4
2014
@neilhimself So I've been told!Sometimes I blurt out awful things http://t.co/bLUHIS30SY
9/2
2014
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