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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

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@DoubleSixx Same :(GO AWAY CLOUDS! i WANT TO SEE THE BLOOD MOON TONIGHT! I DIDN'T GET THIS GOAT 2 SACRIFICE FOR NOTHING! #WASTATESUXFORRITUALSARIFICES
4/14
2014
@ivymow7 @wynterhanson NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
4/13
2014
Man I wish I was at Coachella right nowOrganic and nutritious food actually costs about 10 times as much as candy and junk food.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerhttp://t.co/E20kbNWCsMOver $43 billion worth of unopened, edible food is thrown away in the U.S. every year.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerBeware of Vending Machines! 25 Real Facts That Make Common Fears Way Less Scary - http://t.co/iRlF4md4pa | http://t.co/RzElSn0xoV
Retweeted by JaysonTeller“When you learn to love hell, you will be in heaven.” —Thaddeus Golas
Retweeted by JaysonTellerThis is both racist and creepy. http://t.co/K7j7KHFMzW@ivymow7 Welcome to insomnia land, My name is Jay, I'll be showing you to your insanity... This way please.@ivymow7 But if you stay awake Santa Clause will never come....
4/12
2014
@ivymow7 Hey if you find some beer you got a party!https://t.co/xDelg8IgmZ@ericach0 Ok but how long do I have to keep them crossed? I have to do homework.@ericach0 Good job! congratz
4/11
2014
Due to the warming of the oceans and higher temperatures, crabs are in Antarctic waters for the first time in 30 million years.
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4/10
2014
Silicone Valley is my new favorite showWorlds Cutest Frog #GirlPorn https://t.co/Hz0g5HqHxP@ivymow7 Whats the medication?@ivymow7 Says the girl who just changed her hair :PKinetic light sculptures created by British artist + physicist, Paul Friedlander http://t.co/C0LgTkaM0w #modern #art http://t.co/kHDME291Tq
Retweeted by JaysonTellerEspañol chupa tanto las bolas
4/9
2014
Words of wisdom from my favorite childhood comic. http://t.co/bvZ4wujgcL
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 You got a sun burn in this? You Irish?
4/7
2014
The average human body contains enough fat to produce 7 bars of soap.
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4/6
2014
The more attractive a woman is, the more impaired the brains of surrounding males become.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ericach0 Girl porn@ivymow7 gnight Miley err i mean Ivy :P
4/5
2014
http://t.co/jo8vmWCEeYhttp://t.co/pJQPhaucQZHow do people this stupid exist? lol http://t.co/GpzqefOZEp@JamesFrancoTV 100,000 teenage girls want you to tongue-punch their fart-boxhttp://t.co/AZg0FqHPulFuck i am addicted to smoothies@ivymow7 wow 0o@ivymow7 Welllllll???Smiling immediately releases endorphins in your body, changing your mood and relieving stress.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 Good luck
4/4
2014
@ivymow7 Unless your doing a pixie u might look cute with a pixie@ivymow7 Don't cut it too short >< Good luck!@Kris561_ @midnight how can this be anything other than awesome lolz https://t.co/jUE5TYM6G9@NathanFillion Have u ever "tongue-punched a fart-box?FYI @JamesFrancoTV also tried to pick me up on Instagram, he said he wanted to "tongue punch my fartbox" #CreeperStrawberries + Blue berries + black berries + banana + water melon + cantaloupe + Almond Silk + blender = Epic smoothie awesomeness
4/3
2014
"Ut I'm the neighbor & I yell at my kids all day" Thanks ass hole, that's another person I have to worry about robbing me in 10 years.
4/2
2014
Made Rum smoothies, why drink on a weekday? Cuz sometimes you gotta throw some rum in that bitch.@ivymow7 1st day of Spanish class the prof. tells us to go on break in Spanish and everyone awkwardly leaves cuz they din know what he meant
4/1
2014
I saw 2 dead animals on the side of the road but it was still a good day, not for them, but for me it was. :D50,000 people in line to buy books, fuk that mess.Singapore has the world’s highest percentage of millionaires. One out of every six households has at least $1,000,000 US dollars.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMA 4 second awkward-silence in conversation creates feelings of rejection in the brain.
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3/31
2014
@ivymow7 eeeesh ><
3/29
2014
@ivymow7 Next time don't get so lippy and these kinds of things wont happen :PSo true lol http://t.co/UBHVvUq7J5@mtkayyye Aww you need to get some medicine in that bitch.17 Celeb Tweets That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes. Tell Us Again Why Your Life Is So Hard http://t.co/Spm1aWWUB9 http://t.co/rL149r7uVw
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3/28
2014
@mtkayyye Pink eye is primarily caused by fecal matter getting into your eyeThe average fart travels at a speed of 7mph.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@joerogan Saturn's moon titan has 100x more oil than earth... http://t.co/NzPQXjrp6q
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 Get rekt Ivy https://t.co/aijIpbaJAk
3/27
2014
@oliviamunn Elephants have been trained to use film equipment! http://t.co/YYdMyqpWez via @omgfactsI bought a new smell today, it's called "WOLF-THORN" now that's #ManlyAsFuck
3/26
2014
@mtkayyye Lord have mercy on their soul@mtkayyye well that's cool, have fun, watch out for shark i hear they eat people@mtkayyye what about school?@mtkayyye One month to what?Portugal decriminalized all drugs eleven years ago and the number of addicts in the country has decreased by 50%.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@UberFacts A month ? a week? a year? a day?
3/25
2014
Meditation can change the brain's structure in just 8 weeks. It also increases grey matter in parts of the brain associated with learning.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 Why is that girl fixing her hair? its just gonna get fucked up anyways, & if it doesn't, she is not metal at allCostco hasn't changed the price of its $1.50 hot dog/soda combo since the year 1985.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@Jorge_Z @oliviamunn is in my hometown and I just now figure this out? I'm a bad OMFGer :(The 100 richest people in the world earned enough money in 2012 to end global poverty 4 times.
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3/24
2014
@Kris561_ Worst meme ever15 of the best college life hacks every student should know: http://t.co/wtYsRRzDUX
Retweeted by JaysonTellerWorst meme ever http://t.co/65Vxhn6Boj
3/23
2014
Rimonabant, aka “reverse marijuana”, is a drug that has the exact opposite effects of THC -- Such as suppressed appetite and better memory.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerLilo has a dark secret. 24 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood - http://t.co/dfF6PuFmmb | http://t.co/qUkcCcaEbN
Retweeted by JaysonTeller15 Photos That Will Give You Fear Of Heights ---> http://t.co/jV4xd90Fsh
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 No? your quitting? 0oSleeping in the fetal position provides the body with optimum blood circulation for a healthy sleeping session
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Retweeted by JaysonTellerMice were exposed to heavy metal music during a study to see how it affects them… they killed each other instead of completing the maze.
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3/22
2014
The Netherlands are closing eight prisons across their country because of lack of crime.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerWhat do i do with so much free time?@ivymow7 Well you can cut your hair and then grow bigger boobs so then u wont look like a boy....Problem solved
3/21
2014
I go out to smoke and this is what happens https://t.co/zP0oW7wFuQ I fkn hate bees!Brain Activity after a 20 minute walk http://t.co/SqU1qtzxkp
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3/20
2014
@ivymow7 How did you guess my facebook password?A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student.
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 Your welcome Ivy
3/17
2014
https://t.co/0QzCoQPNry@ivymow7 That's a lot of pee in an hour.LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG LET ME IN! https://t.co/tinJHaCVhphttps://t.co/XIEPPqt1ZU@mtkayyye good movie :P
3/15
2014
This is what I listen to when i need a confidence boost http://t.co/r9s0ibBaie@ivymow7 God damn it Ivy, Now you have to listen to this and try not to head bang. http://t.co/EWA4muqeNr
3/14
2014
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