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Software Developer at Lufthansa. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Also engaged to the amazing @MathnSkating. Opinions mine

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@shanselman because it's cheaper than tethering@MonoGameTeam new Jersey and so yes
@Spacekatgal the skin looks way smootherI want #Facebook #Messenger support in #Cortana
Building my family tree is hard@WinObs sure@WinObs cool@WinObs No problem. No idea what prompted me to check today but I did and there it was@WinObs Right clicking on the image I want to use@TheRomit same!@TheRomit how you been?@WinObs cool!I want Invite to (also) be a feature in Outlook - and in Cortana; not another damn separate app
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@WinObs At least. They might have added it earlier but I honestly haven't checked since RTM build@TheRomit welcome back!@WinObs They brought back Wallpaper per screen
"Microsoft sucks Bill Gates is evil." There are people who were born after Balmer became CEO that can legally drive. Let the 90s go.
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@noopkat yay!@noopkat snuffulufugus?
#dotnetrocks website has a new look and feel! thanks to the guys at @appvnext!
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@edbott @TheRomit that's more than I, a software engineer, make in a yearI was just asked to explain what "mansplaining" is to a woman at work. She did ask me to though.
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This is. I can't. I mean. Awesome.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englardcan you idiots stop complaining about xaml in the start menu? xaml isn't the reason for a fucking 512-entry database.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI'm torn. I love the intent but I worry that compulsory gov't CS classes will just make kids hate another subject.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@samusclone that's generally my plan too!"In a world of bloated graphics, @ericlaw stands alone." - spoken with movie trailer voiceover.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI was trying to read this Verge article abt how apple ad blocking will destroy the Web, but mobile Chrome couldnt make it past the ad popups
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThe sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
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How I did this week on twitter, fb, whatever, I don't care. I don't share for me, only for others to find useful info from the gems I dig up
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Upgrade to #Windows10 & enter for a chance to win an #UltimateUpgrade trip to NYC & @MicrosoftStore opening! #contest I want to look into using #HoloLens to assist the Visually Impaired. Could I get some help?
@fekberg well I know there are good cars for iOS and Android....
What's a good car for a @LumiaUS user? #WindowsPhone
@BenThePCGuy #Windows10What’s like to follow the #AppleEvent on Twitter.
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Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@martingallen waiting for my Continuum Verizon PhoneSadly I can't argue with this we’ve learned from Android phablets and the Microsoft Surface: if Apple fanboys ridicule the idea, it’s going to be huge in 2 years.
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@CarmenCrincoli ah. That makes sense
@CarmenCrincoli lol not yet. I meant here as in the east coast
@tarah Cortana does that
Note to self: don't showcase C# string interpolation and SQL. Not even for fun. Otherwise Bobby Tables will come and punch you in the face.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@Georgia_Dow YES@CarmenCrincoli You so can be quirky here!@fekberg actually I'm doing an IL interpreter in JS. Still useful possibly though@fekberg looks interesting!
@TheRadziner hi cousin!Do me a favor and help me upvote this: #IoT #wpdev #raspberry
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHey, @Hulu-- 1996 called and asked why you're still using an insecure login form!
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@getwired did Cortana say that @SwiftOnSecurityThis is a big issue. I'm not happy @LEGO_Group #LEGO
@noopkat there is no such thing as too much hugs @kilmc
I'm looking for a Node.js hacker who knows C/C++, JS, large scale data proc. Full time, first floor startup equity, SF or proven remotie ok.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAmazing how many devs will build an Apple Watch app for a 3.6M install base but won't build one for Windows Phone with a 100M install base.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@jonathansampson I want to compile TS on the fly to the right ES version for the browser. @getify@jonathansampson @getify even better! I don't need to do the work I wanted to do!@jonathansampson is there an easy way to do feature detection for language stuff? like let or classes?@noopkat I soooooo wish I could go to more conferences@robertmclaws yet everyone has a Watch, funny how that works...@WinObs I keep cleaning mine out@datachick @nodns @lufthansa ok now I'm less confused. And yeah that does stuck.@nodns @datachick I believe it didn't work. My confusion is that I thought other airlines wifi also so I'm what makes @Lufthansa specialNow that I'm doing work with the raspberry pi I need another monitor #1stworldproblems@datachick but the wifi on @lufthansa isn't free...@ExchServPro of course! The best way to command a server is via the Force!@grinich makes sense.@grinich @johnolilly @TheRomit been thinking just that@grinich @johnolilly @TheRomit v14@grinich @johnolilly @TheRomit I love EAS. Been building my own implementation
Would you like to be featured on the site I'm building out? Send me your story/photo to #ILookLikeAnEngineer
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Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWe caught up with @jewelbots to learn more about how their bracelets will teach girls to code:
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard♫Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫I want it all ♫Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫I want it all@NickClement don't know unity myself but I know some unity Devs. Will pass alongDoes anyone know a freelance Unity developer or 3? Need a hand with a super interesting touch table job.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@noopkat it would be creepy, no doubt about that@noopkat are you trying to program fubbies with JavaScript?@noopkat ok, I'll bite. What you researching?@noopkat If HTML5 replaces Java I'll eat a fake cheese burger@noopkat It's a 3D printing point if I remember correctly
@noopkat in talking about clothing with my bff came up and it sounds like they may have stuff for you
@noopkat same here. Really hoping for a Code and Coffee from @girldevelopit. Have projects I so want others thoughts on.Apparently the HTML5 spec takes a stab at Twitter.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@ExchServPro I can do better: Turn on computer@ckindel the 32 and 64 bit.@noopkat :) Been to any good Meetups?@noopkat I say you're good the way you are@noopkat would you prefer the revers?A major cable channel is coming out with Shark Tank for videogames. You pitch your game, they fund it. Please RT.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWhenever I see a picture of Samus I get confused because it doesn't look like @samusclone. What has @Isometricshow done to me ❤
@ChrisWalshie You can using Disk Cleaner@johnolilly @TheRomit EAS for the winDiverse folks - APPLY!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAnyone know how to enable Geocoding in Visual Studio 2015 Android Emulator?
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardSmall-town Louisiana ppl. thought this sign "might have been terror message written in Arabic"
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAnd I should and a great admiration for @antumbral's attention span.Between CIL.JS and what ever I'm going to call my JS -> .NET thing, my respect for @antumbral in creating #JSIL has grown immensely
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