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Sarah Smith @_sarahliz sass city, usa

Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness.

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Taking afternoon naps increases your chances of early death by nearly a third? If this is true, I'm in big trouble! http://t.co/2FrkuvaOO2
These new Twitter profiles are SWEEEEET. Has anyone else switched over?Ha. Y'all are funny. #jk #hateyou @kaleyklaw @JordanAmadon @KaylaMichelleT @laurazar14 @meagancarlisle @_sarahliz
Retweeted by Sarah SmithHey remember that time that @Clara_Michelle forgot who I was?? #clarasarahciaraSeriously though...screw the Tan Bus...someone threw a show at Hillary Clinton when she was on stage, but it looks more like she is devising an evil plan http://t.co/pP59Yuiw4p
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI need to stop watching late night television because I keep self-diagnosing myself with every disease and disorder on these commercials.
The new Arkansas logo though.... http://t.co/G8NVyRD0ZjWow. I can't even get my backpack unzipped so I guess I can't do school today.I'm becoming increasingly less happy every time I hear "Happy."
Retweeted by Sarah SmithAerosmith's Steven Tyler & Joe Perry perform "Dream On" as tribute to Boston Marathon bombing victims. (via @E60) Β» http://t.co/zGTpp3ekxQ
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@Joe_Sugg ...are you trying to kill us Joe?!I want to travel the world but I also want to stay home in bed
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@_sarahliz I may or may not have just revined like 5 Nicholas Megalis vines in a row... #noshame@Ceejwilson222 Can I come with?? I've got a passport and everything...Me playing sports. https://t.co/lpzFtG082i
β€œ@theJillianK: My best friend @_sarahliz is absolutely gorgeous. Boys are missing out. Seriously. #blessed” Awwww shucks! 😊😊I took a quiz on PlayBuzz called "What Gender Should You Actually Be?" and I got MALE...so basically I'm done for the day. BYE.Wow...Baum is looking pretty empty on ESPN right now!
Parking at church tomorrow going to be like this. http://t.co/lyqc5tyMNu
Retweeted by Sarah SmithWell tonight has been sufficiently awkward...
THAT BRITISH ACCENT THOUGH. πŸ˜πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§@MaKayKay_ and I are living vicariously through @_sarahliz right now
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThere's only 30 people here in my class of about 120. Ummm bonus points? #whereiseveryone @RBreitfellerI need to get my sleep schedule under control!
Retweeted by Sarah SmithFlowers! I love flowers! http://t.co/SwzCFAtcMN
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@adyoungblood this will be my 3rd summer!The worst day of the semester has come for me--the day we dissect eyeballs in anatomy lab. πŸ˜– #prayforme
I was gonna work on some homework tonight but instead... http://t.co/mUfhWDDQYt
Retweeted by Sarah SmithSonder. n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own. http://t.co/POoFQ8YvGM@PittsConnor β€œ@sorrynotsorryy: me trying to finish the semester http://t.co/LFYWv7jDlp”I've found my new favorite band strictly based on the lead singer's sweet dance moves. http://t.co/Lyq8mbbfF1β€œ@BuzzFeed: How Much Of A @britneyspears Fan Are You? http://t.co/LJz1ojRUA5 http://t.co/H3tp6qed1Z” @adyoungblood this is all you! 😊rip spring 4/12/14 - 4-14-14 you will be missed
Retweeted by Sarah SmithWait....this is brilliant. Where was this the other night?! http://t.co/sgKDeM3fkR@Ceejwilson222 yesss! I'm adding you! sarahliz0727 :)
slow down mom! http://t.co/gC8SstrI0r
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThis super burly, manly guy is just chilling next to me at Sonic in penguin flannel pajamas smokin' a cig. Why do I think this is so epic?Awesome first #NSOmentors meeting tonight! I can't wait to see what the summer has in store for us!Is no one gonna call me out on the fact that my "blood moon" snap last night was just a red emoji w/ a black screen? http://t.co/4Q0ds12Am5So ready for summer. http://t.co/pZpE4ABr0t
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThis is a thing and it explains so much right now. #moon #nosleep http://t.co/XC3ecwym5fWell...I'm just gonna cry myself to sleep now since @WilliamAlex3rd just BLOCKED ME on Twitter... #cool #loveyoutoothe bags under my eyes are designer
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@Joekisor95 that's ok because i gave it anyway. :)@Joekisor95 wow so inspiring. You should write a novel.@AntJamesMusic πŸ™‹@WilliamAlex3rd "But he's not even ripped! He's just toned. It's not impressive!" --you earlier today 😝I'd like to propose that instead of "I plead the 5th" you can just say "Hodor."
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThis lunar eclipse we're having tonight sounds pretty awesome. Too bad I'll probably be asleep for it!#Rangers fans are still a bit butthurt! h/t @baseballreddit . http://t.co/rpmumOxU1f
Retweeted by Sarah SmithLast night's Game of Thrones...YES πŸ‘Œ@LP_WPS Open at your own risk haha http://t.co/CvPwJvXQoMThat US Airways tweet brought whole new meaning to the phrase, "Take your comments and shove 'em..." 😳Someone at @USAirways is definitely getting fired for that tweet today. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚My excuse for when I'm late to class http://t.co/MVBfKy9Qq1
Retweeted by Sarah SmithSo please, for the sake of What's ears. Turn down for him.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI'd like to imagine that "What" is an elderly man who is fed up with loud music and Lil Jon is asking us to do him a favor.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@JuliannePaige The internet...ITS A TRAP!!@JuliannePaige the same thing happened to me this week! I was like oh my quiz is due at midnight then did nothing about it!@JuliannePaige STORY OF MY LIFE
Wow @amandacampo01 and I went from being some of the oldest people at a show last week to some of the youngest this week. #BlueOctober#Easter is Coming #GameOfThrones #GoT http://t.co/5cAxa4yNwH
Retweeted by Sarah SmithLol remember when I was laying out by the pool yesterday getting a tan and now there's a freeze warning for Tuesday??"I love me...i love me enough for the both of us." http://t.co/IckQApKFwL
Retweeted by Sarah SmithMUST-SEE VIDEO: El Paso teammates pull a hilarious prank on Jeff Francoeur: http://t.co/euZ4D5Gmvo http://t.co/k1Bc99t6kB
Retweeted by Sarah SmithGoing to see Blue October tonight on Dickson! Middle school me is super stoked. 😊
@_sarahliz It's literally impossible to forget a legend such as Pete Wheeler.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithYES YES YES! Remember Pete Wheeler? @OhPhillmore β€œ@FillWerrell: Greatest game ever http://t.co/ryrnKp6pFn”@MaKayKay_ Oh yeah!! That guy on his scooter lol I've always meant to try him!@Hescaren3 As you've repeatedly told me, I live "in the ghetto" so there's no way in heck I'm walking anywhere!!@MaKayKay_ I don't want pizza though! What else delivers?I really want to go get food, but I don't want to lose my parking spot. #thestruggleJust checked my snapchat stories & it's all shaky videos of people jumping w/ a rapper wayyyy off in the distance... http://t.co/hQgPYbIepp@brianlogandales I NEED THIS OMGMy son told me tonight he doesn’t like bacon, which breaks my heart cause I didn’t know I was raising Voldemort.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@ItsTed__93 @MaKayKay_ Can you just make us a dictionary full of British insults??@ItsTed__93 @MaKayKay_ Oh I get your sense of humor but the fact is you still said y'all πŸ˜’@MaKayKay_ @ItsTed__93 YASSSS we are rubbing off on him!!There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn't even jump puddles for you.
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Tie game. Bottom of the 9th. Bases loaded. Two outs. Now tell me baseball isn't exciting!"Who??"--Me after every player in the Rangers lineup comes up to bat.@Ceejwilson222 Is everything ok? Your tweets have been super depressing and now I'm concerned!Can we get Bret Bielema in to a dance off? I'D DIE.β€œ@SportsNation: Texas Tech Coach Kliff Kingsbury turned football practice into a DANCE-OFF http://t.co/7Br0mJsvgP http://t.co/pQzmkEdVY8”@WilliamAlex3rd lol he's good! πŸ˜‚@WilliamAlex3rd β€œ@CollegeHumor: Drake Dresses in Disguise and Asks People About @Drake http://t.co/RBplsx9nn1 http://t.co/W796qFppCF”Please don't post a screenshot if your battery percentage is low, I can't focus on the picture because your low battery is stressing me out.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@OhPhillmore it's all good bro! It's not like you ever tweet anyway lol 😝Happy Friday everyone! http://t.co/piJW5cbA5zCamera Shy by @SCHOOLBOYHUMOR just came on my Spotify Radio. It's bringin back so many memories. Man, those were some GOOD times!
@lexynicfields @MaKayKay_ Wow! Have we really known each other for nearly three years now?? Crazy!!@lexynicfields @MaKayKay_ Still one of my favorite concert memories to this day!!Life is not the mountain tops, it's the walking in between. I like you walking next to me.my future husband is probably sending some other girl cute goodnight texts, im so mad at him rn
Retweeted by Sarah SmithHappy National Siblings Day to my brother Charlie Chaplin...errrr....I mean @OhPhillmore! http://t.co/wtXJtyYWMB*stabs your gums* Dentist: you're bleeding because u don't floss http://t.co/mtYBBr67Rd
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI was going to get out of my car but then Complicated by Avril Lavigne came on the radio, so, naturally, I had to stay. #tbtI don't care how much you love your frat, posting 100 pictures to Instagram in a two hour period is beyond excessive. #unfollowed #sorry
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