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Sarah Smith @_sarahliz Texas/Arkansas

Lady Sarah Elizabeth of House Smith. First of her name. Caller of Hogs and Master of Sass.

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@trevorjpage10 I'm so mad...I didn't know he was starting until it was too lateI bought Chester a new toy at the store on Saturday and he's already torn it to shreds. This is why he can't have nice things!@JNEM412 @trevorjpage10 I didn't say LEAST favorite Joeyyyy πŸ˜’@trevorjpage10 UGH SO JEALOUS. You got to see my favorite!!I've been living in my apartment for less than a year and my dryer has broken down THREE TIMES...FINALLY some new Marianas Trench music!! http://t.co/SFLxHDsQdDI am too upset right now...So I just found out that @str8edgeracer is doing a rehab start in Little Rock tonight. If I had known an hour sooner, I wouldve been there!😫@theJillianK some cheap remington one i got at walmart hahaRIP to my straightener that I bought less than 6 months ago. What a piece of crap.@MStewartMusic Here's a video I took of part of your Hallelujah cover when I saw you last week! https://t.co/513AfYAMOB
@Bryce_Daniels_2 Aww why thank ya Bryce! ☺️You guys making a sidewalk over there? What a coincidence. We're making one over here! http://t.co/N6IzRfOxaj
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@trevorjpage10 I NOTICED THAT TOO!!@denisekaniss @theJillianK @Suttondebby You're just a traveling machine!!@_sarahliz Happy birthday! :)
Retweeted by Sarah SmithHappy 21st birthday to the magnificent twins separated at birth @_sarahliz and @lucaszimmerman7 πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@denisekaniss @theJillianK @Suttondebby YES!!! Are you in fort smith??Because dancing to Stupid Cupid wasn't ever enough fourteen years ago, happy 21st birthday ya heartbreaker. Cheers to 21 years @_sarahliz πŸŽ‰πŸΈ
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@theJillianK it make me do dis...@theJillianK YASSS THAT VINE πŸ˜‚Happy Happy 21st Birthday to my bestie for life, @_sarahliz! She's like my better half and she keep me sane! Love you πŸ˜˜πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ #partyhard
Retweeted by Sarah SmithTWENTY-ONE.
I hear the ice cream truck. Do I chase after it?!
This guy just came up to me in grocery store, got right in my face, & said "Well cut my legs off & call me shorty!" and then just walked offLast night I cleared up the free space on my phone from 120MB to 5GB without deleting a single picture. I'll be signing autographs later. πŸ’
I hope your day is.. http://t.co/0VYQUBFKik
Retweeted by Sarah SmithAnd I thought I was picky! β€œ@BuzzFeed: Here's One Guy's Insanely Long List Of Dating Dealbreakers http://t.co/z75KLdAKis”
Back safe and sound in Texarkana!Stuck in the SFO airport for 4 hours. Time for some celebrity hunting. 😎@MStewartMusic I saw you perform at pier 39 the other day. How do you not have thousands of followers? You were INCREDIBLE!!
Last night in San Francisco. :(this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything http://t.co/pQXJwOc64l
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Just called the Hogs with some fellow Razorbacks in front of one of the biggest sequoia trees in Yosemite! WOOO PIG!! πŸ—β€οΈA bear cub just walked right in front of us on a trail.... 🐻 #Yosemite
@HannahMarieS17 I've seen Tommy Hunter and Darren O'Day walk by too :)I'm getting to watch Nelson Cruz, Chris Davis, and Craig Gentry all play baseball in person today. It's a good day. 😊From start to finish, Rory McIlroy was absolutely dominant at #TheOpen. http://t.co/a5jatYctSZ
Retweeted by Sarah Smithand in that moment, everyone’s heart broke http://t.co/dxQwH3crvx
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Having my first Uber car experience!@ncboomstick23 See you there in a few days!!
Just landed in San Francisco! Our cab driver isn't wearing a seatbelt. 😁 Pray for us. #SmithsTakeSFSpotted: a guy wearing FOUR cowboy hats in the DFW airport. He loves him some Texas...#SmithsTakeSFThere's nothing like seeing a military homecoming while waiting for your flight in the DFW airport!! #USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έno. β€œ@Rangers: Change your avi to 1 of these & show us you still support the Rangers. Use #PRF (ProudRangersFan) http://t.co/EFE4cIEve9β€β€œ@lahansen36: WOOOOOO PIG SOOOIE! http://t.co/dkdrxAvyhC” sooo your saying there's still a chance?? Go hogs go
Retweeted by Sarah SmithWould You Pass School Chemistry Now? http://t.co/12DSAMviBR
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@XandriaGallery I go to school in Arkansas. From Texas@XandriaGallery @sambshade hey now...he was just giving me a hard time! Hence why the tweet was an @ reply TO ME
@andrewsaxonbell well where have you been? What have you been up to?@sambshade http://t.co/OMnrZHL3eiEEPHUS πŸ˜πŸ‘ β€œ@Rangers: Yu Darvish almost got his man looking with this 56 MPH pitch. #ASG #Rangers http://t.co/FoaaoD7t3l”@andrewsaxonbell WHY HAVENT I SEEN YOU IN TEN MILLION YEARS ANDY??Go home CBS, you're DRUNK #MichaelJeter h/t @baseballreddit http://t.co/8BHoStm3mv
Retweeted by Sarah SmithWow, no HRs in the Derby and 3 strikeouts in the ASG. If Puig can be an All Star, so can I!
But remember what Josh Hamilton did at the Home Run Derby in 2008? #NeverForget@MaKayKay_ @Suttondebby @OhPhillmore We have it on DVD!@MaKayKay_ Except for @OhPhillmore and @Suttondebby's commercial of course!!!@standtallsamgol Lip Balm me! πŸ™‹@Joekisor95 GOOD. Because you looked freakin' weird!!Last night I had a dream that @Joekisor95's hair had grown all the way down to his calf muscles since the last time I saw him. πŸ˜‚@str8edgeracer Terrible clothes? That shirt is awesome!
YASSSSS http://t.co/VzilIBl1fwThis Starbucks barista is so annoying. I just need her to stop talking...Wow....hate to say it but I kind of love Mizzou's campus! 😁 it's beautiful!@MirandaSings We didn't get to meet you after driving 5 hours to get here! :( Come to the Starbucks near the venue!! #mirandasingscolumbiaUp early to go see Miraaaandaaaaaa! http://t.co/rbOqOkOaKe@connerpal I only talk to cute boys when I'm scooping up my puppy's poop from the ground. #HiImSarah
Shoutout to YouTube for teaching me how to fix my garbage disposal all by myself! #littlemissplumber ✌️I will never forgive the writers of #HIMYM for Barney Stinson's character regression. NEVER.The guy at Taco Bell just handed me back my debit card and it was COMPLETELY SOAKING WET. I don't think I want to know...@HaquesCall ahhh...that's where they get ya@HaquesCall And a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme for 77 cents apparently!False alarm everyone... β€œ@4029news: Sheriff: 8-year-old falsely reports bear attack http://t.co/uFKEaazPoN”LOL IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER http://t.co/gza0cgxaQ4@LP_WPS RIGHT?! 😱WHAT THE....WHAT...... β€œ@4029news: Person attacked by bear in Fayetteville http://t.co/CxpgeOpex5”@mlb my snapchat name is sarahliz0727. I'd love a snapchat from Anthony Rizzo! #CubsJust had to go online to pay a $2 bill I got in the mail for a tollway in Dallas that I drove on 2 YEARS AGO. Is this really more efficient?β€œ@tyleroakley: love running into viewers while out in London with @JimsTweetings! http://t.co/6wW2xOV29b” @theJillianK this could be you! 😫I feel bad for the great Adrian Beltre. That man is true baseball royalty. Hate that he's having the year he's having on a team like this.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@OhPhillmore or these open tryouts http://t.co/nIL0fcTd9tIM CRYING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/m6RGau3IKG
Can we cut everyone on the Rangers except for Beltre and Darvish? And then just hold open tryouts to fill up the rest of team...?My entire room now smells like Honeysuckle thanks to @LUVBBW and their wallflowers 😍@MattMcCutchen they are so awful. I can't anymoreWOOF. http://t.co/91kfciWwXD@_jmerrigan YES. GOT 1000%!@JacobJohnson5 that's one less for the rest of us to worry about! I applaud you, sir πŸ‘"I honestly don't think they have enough orange construction barrels out on Garland Avenue," said no one ever.The 10 Biggest Emmy Snubs of 2014 - Dorkly Article: http://t.co/5iQjyYnhwo http://t.co/celg1Kr6Q0
Retweeted by Sarah SmithCongrats on making the ASG @ARizzo44! I'm wearing my Rizzo tshirt today to celebrate 😊🐻⚾️#VoteRizzo and get my man @ARizzo44 in to the All Star Game! 🐻⚾️❀️Want to hear a funny story? #last #freaking #place #imdone http://t.co/4lLdi49sVO
GET DEVIN OUT OF THE HOUSE. HE'S MENTALLY UNSTABLE. #BB16If I was on Big Brother, I'd just go back and watch competitions from previous seasons. It's the same comps every year, different themes.Wishing safe travels to @theJillianK as she travels to the UK today!! Y'all don't know how bad I wish I was going with her!! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β€οΈβœˆοΈDo you believe in love at first sight or should I slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, and clap my hands again?
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThere's someone out there for everyone. Unless the population is an odd number right now. In which case you'll probably be the one left out.
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