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Sarah Smith @_sarahliz Texas/Arkansas

always be a winter candy apple in a world full of peach bellinis.

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT MY DISCRETE MATH DRILL INSTRUCTOR: #mathninja http://t.co/Q7krfXnvVb
Retweeted by Sarah SmithWhy do all of the bus drivers take their breaks at the SAME TIME?? 😫What I deal with daily β€œ@girlposts: Doctors be like "you'll be prescribed some cough medicine and antibiotics." http://t.co/iIwx7ibp3F”*comes back from trip* unpacks suitcase 300 years later
Retweeted by Sarah Smith"how's your semester going?" http://t.co/pehOEEzNx0
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10/24
2014
You don't know torture until you've listened to 6 straight hours of Halloween music at work...
10/23
2014
"Folks we apologize for the delay. We had a bird strike on the way here. No damage to the plane--just bird guts and remains EVERYWHERE." πŸ˜’πŸ˜–Not even mad that my flight is delayed because I have a venti chai and the airport is jamming to some Queen Celine this morning. ✌️Landed in Gate C. Departing in B. DFW's SkyLink is only running in one direction, so I have to take it all the way around. #firstworldprobs@RBreitfeller liking him is acceptable in my book πŸ‘Œ
10/22
2014
If you failed a midterm just remember someone from your high school is trying to be a rapper
Retweeted by Sarah SmithJust heard a girl whisper "like a white girl" to her friend so that she would not offend me. #diversityA hearty round of applause for Starbucks, please. http://t.co/KDFveVHphZ
Retweeted by Sarah SmithNavigating the UT bus system alone...this should be interesting.Every college thinks their squirrels are so much better than other colleges's squirrels and it's the strangest thing ever
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI never read the forewords of books because that wasn't part of the deal
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10/21
2014
"boy toy named troy, used to live in Detroit" http://t.co/Ufm0ZSInnE
Retweeted by Sarah SmithTwitter vs real life http://t.co/2YrngTriUA
Retweeted by Sarah SmithAbout to meet with the assistant dean of admissions in less than 20 minutes. Talk about nerve-racking!! 😁35 @johnkrasinski's That’ll Restore Your Faith In John Krasinski http://t.co/Am4Q4p2lrD http://t.co/i07fvasbQQ
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10/20
2014
SO. MANY. BEARDS. #hipstercentral #Austin
10/19
2014
Matthew McConaughey is at the game today. πŸ˜πŸ™Œ@_mxxovo who in their right mind would spend $85,000 on that?!This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in SkyMall. This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen period. http://t.co/gvLrMtiqYY
10/18
2014
Midterms are over. It's the weekend! #TGIF http://t.co/WaFH4tDLbZ
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThe new Rangers manager looks MEAN. I miss Wash's smile already! http://t.co/tLrqW7r5zfIn just over 24 hours from now, I'll be touching down in ATX! Can't wait to spend the long weekend in a cool city with good friends!
10/17
2014
29 honest pieces of dating advice from "New Girl" http://t.co/hcXVQUDAHh http://t.co/fDk5r89Wv6
Retweeted by Sarah Smithβ€œ@CuteEmergency: baby squirrels are adorable. http://t.co/qqc5hbdhBw” @Joekisor95
10/16
2014
EXCLUSIVE: Neil Patrick Harris Will Host The Academy Awards http://t.co/vBGJqGcuvg via @adambvary http://t.co/KSlVG0Phf6
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@kruff_hogs32 @aauthorsmusic @echosmith I can't wait!!Just bought tickets to see @aauthorsmusic @Themowglis and @echosmith while I am in Austin this weekend!OMG ITS MY BEST FRIEND. #shescute @RBreitfeller β€œ@HCArkansas: Have you seen our new campus cutie?! http://t.co/DNb8J3Gm1u"College will really have you doing dumb stuff like setting an alarm for a 12 minute nap πŸ˜‚
Retweeted by Sarah SmithCrazy Stat of Day: An undefeated Notre Dame has NEVER lost to the defending national champions in the regular season, going 4-0-2.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThe First Lady of the United States everyone....this was posted from the official White House Vine account πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/E1qfCldZOB
10/15
2014
IM AS MAD AS A DAD IN TRAFFIC! #NewGirlAll I want in life is to be best friends with @ZachPiona. https://t.co/HKKlKA0bkT
10/14
2014
me coming home from work in 20 years http://t.co/OSh8QyI8ce
Retweeted by Sarah Smith"I hate when Schmidt cries. He sounds like a ghost singing 'Hey Ya.'"Sometimes I'm 3 hours late to work cause I commit to performing a full one-man rendition of Les Miserables while I'm getting ready
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10/13
2014
It's hard not to be romantic about baseball
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI browse on http://t.co/xqkQOdw6nq
Retweeted by Sarah SmithTHANK YOU, fans. All 72,337 of you that made DWRRS electric last night. #NeverYield http://t.co/faHsAAvnHd
Retweeted by Sarah SmithHot Dogs with Head Hogs is TODAY after Color Those Hogs 5k! RT to spread the word & a chance for a Hog Sweatshirt! http://t.co/iQvP5kuRsJ
Retweeted by Sarah SmithIf it wasn't Shaggy, who was it?
Retweeted by Sarah SmithEveryone is either getting married or engaged on Facebook and I'm just like... http://t.co/iQ8R1wR0rx
10/12
2014
@RBreitfeller I can't trust anyone anymore!!! PS whyyyy is stupid cupid your Twitter pic??The one resounding thought @_sarahliz and I had walking out of Gone Girl tonight? "I don't know if I want to get married anymore..."
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@ActuallyNPH I just saw Gone Girl and I don't think I'll ever fully get over what I just saw....@kaitlyntwalls how can it just end like that though?? 😭Gone Girl....WHAT THE....WHAT..... #mindblownThis weather is MIS-ER-A-BLE. 😫Weekend goals: Find @TimTebow and make him fall madly in love with me. 😍
10/10
2014
@haleigh_kate @babymandapanda @samsmithworld WUTTTTTT.....he is my fav 😳@RBreitfeller YESYESYES!!! Can't wait!!!I haven't been home since 7:30 this morning. I feel like I could sleep for dayzzzz. ✌️Guess who got Sonic Happy Hour prices after Happy Hour! πŸ™‹today is leg day chicken leg day baby KFC here I come
Retweeted by Sarah SmithPenny from The Big Bang Theory has yet to be given a last name.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@OrtizOrtiz @Derrick_L13 what?? When is this happening??The bus driver just literally closed the bus doors on me....am I invisible?!?Hozier's music is the perfect study companion. @Hozier
10/9
2014
it's hard being a winter candy apple in a peach bellini world
Retweeted by Sarah Smith'Ponytail' is my best hairstyle ...okay ONLY hairstyle I am truly competent at...can do variations though: high, low, unkept x
Retweeted by Sarah SmithOur athletic director just tweeted a selfie with an ironing board. Let's just take a moment..."WHAT?! What do you mean I got arrested?!?" http://t.co/ZyexmMdkYuIs it worth it, let me work it. I put my fork down, flip it and reverse it. http://t.co/5IoqsqoqUA
Retweeted by Sarah SmithWho did I promise to shop with next time Riff Raff was having a sale??Don't be such a "Jen" from Appleton....#winningwednesday Retweet and follow for a chance to win a Comfort Colors t shirt and a free Zaxby's Meal Deal!! http://t.co/9L8drXrJ3u
Retweeted by Sarah SmithLook how small and adorable he is! http://t.co/TYpOSsI94Z
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10/8
2014
@nicolehayworth will do!!Tonight's episode of #NewGirl is easily my favorite episode of all time."Shut your gross, beautiful face!!" --@NewGirlonFOX"drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that's too dark, and never settle for a life you don't want."
Retweeted by Sarah SmithBless you for this collab, @HoodieAllen. πŸ™Œ http://t.co/hQ0iW9EGm0A little bit of @edsheeran makes Tuesdays bearable. https://t.co/DrnUeEqufM"Leave The Night On" by @SamHuntMusic has been playing on the bus for the past two mornings and I'm 1000% okay with that. 😍
10/7
2014
I despise group projects with every hair on my head, every bone in my body, and every ounce of my being.@OhPhillmore #collegeLiterally my future.... β€œ@BuzzFeed: This Woman Married Herself After Being Single For Six Years http://t.co/Bh4Nx2zOnc”@the_aaronmiller yes! I'm a believer now!! Congrats!When a freshman tweets about school being stressful https://t.co/9YcSVVmXPn
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10/6
2014
They were just talking about @ranceypants on @SiriusXMHits1 πŸ™ŒOk @GusPurdum17, I'm starting to believe now.... #RoyalsHow this semester feels http://t.co/Ls8JllIwbO
Retweeted by Sarah SmithIt feels like the Arctic Circle in the football stadium today. #frozen ❄️⛄️"Steal My Girl" is such a jam.All I want to do right now is bake some pumpkin spice or apple baked goods.
10/5
2014
So much writing to do....so little motivation....
10/4
2014
@Jordanxx3 @cameroncolebank CONGRATS YOU TWO!! So excited for yall!I THINK I JUST DIED. https://t.co/W5Xgmbs9PqShoutout to @OhPhillmore and @connerpal for being TOTAL FREAKING ROCKSTARS!! πŸ’«@davieferraro oh! I would've aced it!!@davieferraro haha I'm not! Why?@davieferraro haha where have I been!@Bryce_Daniels_2 that's exactly what that song means! It's quittin' time!!Since when is TERRY CREWS the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?!?I heard Wagon Wheel on the radio so now I know what will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
10/3
2014
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