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We're looking for a regular babysitter on Sundays from 4:30-7:30pm. Any takers?

@jamesmiller If Homeland Security needs my 1st grade reading & math curriculum so badly, I'm even more scared about the state of our gov't.@scottgreenwood @USPS I was there when it was delivered. The scariest thing is it was stamped for "inspection" so this was done AT the P.O.!This is the second time we've received an @usps package of ours that has been opened and items have been removed!!Over $200 of our homeschool curriculum, including my binder w/ all records for this yr, were missing from my @usps box that arrived today :(

Does anyone have a waffle iron they don't use that they'd want to donate to the Smith clan? ;)

Levi: "Mama! My belly doesn't hurt when I eat anymore!" That's not a small thing, people. That is HUGE! #glutendairyfreeFTW

Me: "Blergh, I don't want to exercise today." Brighton: "Then you'll be dead before you can be a grandmother for MY kids!" #oddmotivation

"Whew! I am WORN OUT!!"...says Brighton, sitting on the couch, eating a sandwich, watching us do Insanity :P (with @whale)

Father Son (with @whale and Brighton at Longs Peak-Rocky Mountain National Park) [pic] — http://t.co/Lah79Y15rc

The man and his creative process. (with @whale) [pic] — http://t.co/WhLrQAGZyg

B, while working on a new @littleBits creation: "I'm pretty much like Papa. B/c I'm always working hard on making creative things." @whale"How Animals Eat Their Food" is not funny AT ALL.… (w/ Brighton & Levi) [vid] — http://t.co/G1nSBos5ki

My 7 YEAR OLD son just told me he needed to lose weight because his belly was too fat 😩 What is wrong with our society!?

After a month of living out of 3 suitcases, it went from hard to awesome. We're cleaning house when we get back: http://t.co/w8WWyBShLiThis just happened on Bob the Builder. 😳 (with Lucy) [vid] — http://t.co/rVUAApYmCr

These just made my day. http://t.co/WVdiFAcwBX

Today it snowed a foot and I fell down the stairs whiplashing my neck...twice. This trip keeps getting better and better.@MarcoSuarez and this is my personal hell http://t.co/in9epswOsgIf I get one more email about how "summer has arrived", I'm going to smash my computer. Not helpful, but still... #roundthreeCOsnowstorm

This is just ridiculous. #roundthree http://t.co/bJaqg5QhB2

Our new favorite "dip" for apples, rice cakes, etc...equal parts plain greek yogurt & pb w/ a shake of cinnamon & a bit o' honey. Mmm.

We are SO making a trip here before heading home. http://t.co/W6WTqlj728 #myfavoritebreweryAfternoon perfection. Sleeping baby, good book and a cold Paloma. [pic] — http://t.co/O4OvK5zZpr

@_carmensmith like a good woman, she knows how to eat!! ;)Bwhahaha!! A male-version parody of the Dove Beauty Sketches. Hilarious! http://t.co/AzKsWGkQHSOutside school is where it's at. [pic] — http://t.co/SMCLRgOu1C

@cainseth Our least favorite is pure cardio. NO BREAKS :P / cc @whale

Here we go again. [pic] — http://t.co/CqbQ23j7ag

Enjoying our little plot of dry ground. (with Matthew, Lucy, and 2 others) [pic] — http://t.co/Kn7rQkkdI7Has anyone read Suzanne Collin's Underland Chronicles? Are they any good? / cc @KathrynRStewart

I miss my blender. #greensmoothiesI've been cooking solely from @weelicious for meals & snacks, especially since their new site lauch http://t.co/m7bkPrHG5U. LOVE it!!These 5,000 extra feet have wreaked havoc on my hydration. I went through almost 3 full Nalgene bottles in one cycling class :P

Called gym to see if they were open b/c of snow falling. She acted confused...why WOULD they be closed?! I'm so not in the south anymore.And so it begins.... Day 1 of a 3 day snow storm. #coloradospringtime [pic] — http://t.co/1MRjICMmTt

I've never seen this many insanely fit people in all my life. It's also incredibly… (at Raintree Athletic Club) — http://t.co/aJM6WtuFav

I'm ready to go home now 😞 [pic] — http://t.co/5e7yQTIkgm

@chandlervdw @laurenvdw YES!!! I knew it :)We'll be updating the post-hacked-ugly http://t.co/xftwDw4WAY while in CO so we don't flood Path & Twitter :) Check it out if you care to...Good morning Colorado. 17 degrees, a house full of awake kids at 5am, and a husband leaving for a 4 day turkey hunt. Should be a fun day :P

Somehow packing for a long trip always involves one lazy mom flushing the pet fish instead finding someone to take care of them :P #notmeNo matter how desperate you are, Great Clips is ALWAYS a terrible idea. My children always leave looking like Frankenstein :PDonning shorts this morning and flying into a blizzard tomorrow. Welcome to spring in CO :P [pic] — http://t.co/6o1kUxW2Jg

Strawberry shades. (with Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/KazC42ddNx

Called @Starbucks to voice frustration w/ repeated wrong orders at our local store & was given $25 on my Starbucks card! #customerserviceFTW

I've never seen any of my kids this sick. She won't even move. 😢 Waiting to go to the doctor in an… (w/ Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/5deu6jHiFm

Happy birthday to me. Spa day with Mom ❤ (with Kathy at The Grove Park Inn Resort & Spa) — http://t.co/oh5SnxMmaN

@Livcollinscom Whaaat?! It's like everything is aligning against us to reconnect ;D

@KathrynRStewart Thanks Katie :)@Livcollinscom weird, this tweet never came through!? I just went to your profile & saw it :) Yes, lets do lunch soon!@Livcollinscom of course I do, girl!! How are you guys?!@laurenvdw @chandlervdw Happy birthday, Birthday Buddy ;)

This kid. #headphones (with Levi at Roper Mountain Science Center Planeterium) [pic] — http://t.co/uCOqxhysYN

@rogie @whale Levi was having some learning issues at school so we pulled them out in Nov. It's taken me 5 months to adjust, now I love it!@pauljobson @whale Our boys are 18 mo. apart & those early years were ROUGH! Now we have a 7,6 & 1 yr old & it's more fun than I thought :)GREAT post on why this is a good fit for us (for now). It's not for everyone & I definitely have bad days :) http://t.co/TvvitQJaXe

Vikings...BEFORE L broke out in tears moments later when learning what Vikings actual... (w/ Brighton & Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/rn5gUDc7zd

Won't take this thing off :P #trendsetter (with Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/RS369WcJC2

@pathewsmith @whale @meyer Only if you photoshop his head into a peak.

Realized why I don't make deliciously warm, homemade bread more often...I just ate the entire loaf *by myself*...AFTER eating dinner :PFound the boy's old potato heads up in the attic, to which Lucy promptly cried out, "P... (w/ Matthew & Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/V71bCir6LW@whale Your welcome ;)This girl. The one who clawed at my face & kicked me when I spanked her hand for climbing on the... (w/ Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/cWWm0TExTdMatthew's kickstarter (http://t.co/4pVdRx2I8v) was just featured on @uncrate! I married a baller :) http://t.co/7p6PwP57j8

@kvnsmth @emilysmith Congrats guys!!!Once we started including Lucy, this whole homeschooling thing got A LOT easie... (w/ Lucy, Brighton, & Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/U7mOXIBT4M

I am WAY more excited about spring shopping for Lucy than myself. #firstgirl

@whale Which you bought for me...right?!? Spring/summer date rides together :)

This is how I feel right about now. (with Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/2tZKzSvVYu

@whale Perfect. I'll just take tomorrow off too then :)@whale And today you get to single parent on one hour of sleep. That should be fun :) Not quite like college.Good post: http://t.co/dg5LgWKbSe

All set for evening sessions at the Homeschool Convention. Complete with wine in a travel mug. This is how... [pic] — http://t.co/PmFVqLqbx1

Does anyone have a Mother's Morning Out program you love? We're looking for 2-3 mornings a week for Lucy in the fall while I homeschool.

@burciaga @whale hahaha! Awesome!!@chandlervdw @mds So moms must burn a crap ton since we're not only standing all day but constantly moving to maintain household chaos :PWith a burglary a few houses down from us & an armed robbery across the street both yesterday...starting to think our area isn't so safe :P

Sometimes boys need girls for friends so they can enjoy a tea party or two 😁 (with Brighton and Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/93Fowdumxb

@MarcyGialdo Thanks girl :) Always think of you when I do races for some reason. You inspired me back in the day w/ all your triathlons!!First half marathon done! 2:07:54 (with Seth and Ashley) [pic] — http://t.co/TSKgR8cVHl

Off to Charlotte, then @colascmarathon for my first half marathon!!

Scone Happy Hour $1 scones 2:00-4:00 today! http://t.co/34ZvScmBfW
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6 days until my 1st half-marathon & I haven't run in a week due to this wretched sinus infection. This should be interesting :(

@laurenvdw Wait WHAAAT!?! I have been wanting one since pre-Matthew! I just sent @whale a video of one today! Send me info please, please!!Anyone wanna pitch in and join a "community pool" this summer? We need $500 to get it up and running 😁 (Jo... [pic] — http://t.co/0c38dk5RyF@shanasmth Looking forward to meeting you and chatting homeschool ;) Let us know when works to hang out!

@mds @shanasmth Yes! Matthew just told me! Lets get you guys over for dinner as well one night!Are any of you local mamas hitting up the Greenville Homeschooling Convention? I need a nerd buddy :)When Mom is sick... [pic] — http://t.co/31Te68utEi

Always decked out in my jewelry. #suchagirl (with Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/1icnOJVPrF

@rogie @whale We thought you were r"o"gy until we met you. Like stogie with an r ;D

Last week: New hair. New tattoo. That's a lot of change for a change-a-phobe like me. [pic] — http://t.co/YG0qJW42XD@whale And don't forget Joshua ;)

@rogie @whale @rogieswife So this will be the next tattoo you all can get together :) http://t.co/LpSmL1Kr6hGirl's Tattoo Day Trip. (with @sumnigh and Annie) [pic] — http://t.co/EiFAJSXRUg

Just scored Lucy's summer Toms for $19!! Zullily sale today! http://t.co/53YrsEbsNC via @zulily

This has been a lifesaver. http://t.co/Rd5bsdpWt1 #shorthair

Though I'm not a *huge* fan of the look, I do LOVE the ease of this short hair. I am slowly turning into an old lady. #comfortoverlooksIf I need an Answer Key for 1st Grade math tests, I proooobably shouldn't be homeschooling m... (w/ Brighton) [pic] — http://t.co/DIR7yjG1