Keeper of the @minismith's. Married to @whale, who can fulfill all your web geekery needs.
We're looking for a regular babysitter on Sundays from 4:30-7:30pm. Any takers?
@jamesmiller If Homeland Security needs my 1st grade reading & math curriculum so badly, I'm even more scared about the state of our gov't.@scottgreenwood @USPS I was there when it was delivered. The scariest thing is it was stamped for "inspection" so this was done AT the P.O.!This is the second time we've received an @usps package of ours that has been opened and items have been removed!!Over $200 of our homeschool curriculum, including my binder w/ all records for this yr, were missing from my @usps box that arrived today :(
Does anyone have a waffle iron they don't use that they'd want to donate to the Smith clan? ;)
Levi: "Mama! My belly doesn't hurt when I eat anymore!" That's not a small thing, people. That is HUGE! #glutendairyfreeFTW
Me: "Blergh, I don't want to exercise today." Brighton: "Then you'll be dead before you can be a grandmother for MY kids!" #oddmotivation
"Whew! I am WORN OUT!!"...says Brighton, sitting on the couch, eating a sandwich, watching us do Insanity :P (with @whale)
My 7 YEAR OLD son just told me he needed to lose weight because his belly was too fat 😩 What is wrong with our society!?
These just made my day. http://t.co/WVdiFAcwBX
Today it snowed a foot and I fell down the stairs whiplashing my neck...twice. This trip keeps getting better and better.@MarcoSuarez and this is my personal hell http://t.co/in9epswOsgIf I get one more email about how "summer has arrived", I'm going to smash my computer. Not helpful, but still... #roundthreeCOsnowstorm
Our new favorite "dip" for apples, rice cakes, etc...equal parts plain greek yogurt & pb w/ a shake of cinnamon & a bit o' honey. Mmm.
Here we go again. [pic] — http://t.co/CqbQ23j7ag
I've never seen this many insanely fit people in all my life. It's also incredibly… (at Raintree Athletic Club) — http://t.co/aJM6WtuFav
I'm ready to go home now 😞 [pic] — http://t.co/5e7yQTIkgm
@chandlervdw @laurenvdw YES!!! I knew it :)We'll be updating the post-hacked-ugly http://t.co/xftwDw4WAY while in CO so we don't flood Path & Twitter :) Check it out if you care to...Good morning Colorado. 17 degrees, a house full of awake kids at 5am, and a husband leaving for a 4 day turkey hunt. Should be a fun day :P
Somehow packing for a long trip always involves one lazy mom flushing the pet fish instead finding someone to take care of them :P #notmeNo matter how desperate you are, Great Clips is ALWAYS a terrible idea. My children always leave looking like Frankenstein :PDonning shorts this morning and flying into a blizzard tomorrow. Welcome to spring in CO :P [pic] — http://t.co/6o1kUxW2Jg
Strawberry shades. (with Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/KazC42ddNx
I've never seen any of my kids this sick. She won't even move. 😢 Waiting to go to the doctor in an… (w/ Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/5deu6jHiFm
Happy birthday to me. Spa day with Mom ❤ (with Kathy at The Grove Park Inn Resort & Spa) — http://t.co/oh5SnxMmaN
@Livcollinscom Whaaat?! It's like everything is aligning against us to reconnect ;D
@rogie @whale Levi was having some learning issues at school so we pulled them out in Nov. It's taken me 5 months to adjust, now I love it!@pauljobson @whale Our boys are 18 mo. apart & those early years were ROUGH! Now we have a 7,6 & 1 yr old & it's more fun than I thought :)GREAT post on why this is a good fit for us (for now). It's not for everyone & I definitely have bad days :) http://t.co/TvvitQJaXe
Vikings...BEFORE L broke out in tears moments later when learning what Vikings actual... (w/ Brighton & Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/rn5gUDc7zd
Realized why I don't make deliciously warm, homemade bread more often...I just ate the entire loaf *by myself*...AFTER eating dinner :PFound the boy's old potato heads up in the attic, to which Lucy promptly cried out, "P... (w/ Matthew & Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/V71bCir6LW@whale Your welcome ;)This girl. The one who clawed at my face & kicked me when I spanked her hand for climbing on the... (w/ Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/cWWm0TExTdMatthew's kickstarter (http://t.co/4pVdRx2I8v) was just featured on @uncrate! I married a baller :) http://t.co/7p6PwP57j8
I am WAY more excited about spring shopping for Lucy than myself. #firstgirl
@whale Which you bought for me...right?!? Spring/summer date rides together :)
This is how I feel right about now. (with Lucy) [pic] — http://t.co/2tZKzSvVYu
All set for evening sessions at the Homeschool Convention. Complete with wine in a travel mug. This is how... [pic] — http://t.co/PmFVqLqbx1
Does anyone have a Mother's Morning Out program you love? We're looking for 2-3 mornings a week for Lucy in the fall while I homeschool.
@burciaga @whale hahaha! Awesome!!@chandlervdw @mds So moms must burn a crap ton since we're not only standing all day but constantly moving to maintain household chaos :PWith a burglary a few houses down from us & an armed robbery across the street both yesterday...starting to think our area isn't so safe :P
Sometimes boys need girls for friends so they can enjoy a tea party or two 😁 (with Brighton and Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/93Fowdumxb
Off to Charlotte, then @colascmarathon for my first half marathon!!
6 days until my 1st half-marathon & I haven't run in a week due to this wretched sinus infection. This should be interesting :(
@laurenvdw Wait WHAAAT!?! I have been wanting one since pre-Matthew! I just sent @whale a video of one today! Send me info please, please!!Anyone wanna pitch in and join a "community pool" this summer? We need $500 to get it up and running 😁 (Jo... [pic] — http://t.co/0c38dk5RyF@shanasmth Looking forward to meeting you and chatting homeschool ;) Let us know when works to hang out!