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That feeling you get when you hold a lover for the first time, and the world melts away like a dream... that’s Hulkamania.
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@aric Asking for a friend?@thatlevi @octoberdandy This is fucking awesome.@octoberdandy @thatlevi I should clarify. Max didn't like socks early, then became obsessed with certain socks, now is increasingly antisock@octoberdandy That doesn't go away.@ClareGrant @kumailn @SethGreen Knowing Kumail's disdain for Star Wars adds a layer of irony to this.@fivemanjob curious about the house. Lemme know when a listing's up.

Hah! I'm not even wrong. http://t.co/mHO5bKS9Zn #choosydeveloperschoosegif@MissMariapants - just let us be wrong, dammit.Been pronouncing GIF like a peanut butter since 1994. If that's wrong, it'll have to be up to the next generation to fix it. Too late for me

@kumailn Gotta disagree. I sometimes still dig out GameCube games, 20-year-old PC games. Have invested heavily in, still play Rock Band 360.So now we get to replicate the joy of interacting with Siri on our Xbox? SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD APP! #XboxRevealI just entered @TheMarySue’s #StudioGhibli giveaway contest! http://t.co/NQisLfBP37 #totorosumbrella

@fivemanjob I seem to have misplaced my dice with 3 1/2 pips on one side.

Remember: if you edit improv scenes on the laugh, all your funny scenes are short, and all your unfunny scenes n-e-v-e-r end.
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@MyLittleBloggie You took our money, now secure our rights...to get the news from flashing lights! #FixTheNewsCrawl
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@OnanRulz @JoshDCarson oh god, does not-Khan pull a Joker/Loki/Javier Bardem?

@kumailn wasn't that called Evil Dead 2?@kumailn Words of House Little: Omar is Coming.Littlefinger is who Carcetti would eventually become.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaPeggy Noonan's column today is simply unhinged from the first sentence: http://t.co/sQK5Eboidi
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@kumailn - Living in a house with a partially-sticker-based economy, I'll add: toddlers.@aric @jillybee72 From Creature Feature 06: Fred: "Steely Resolve;" Hetz: "Heat Lightning;" Lauren: "Wendy Swine;" Aric: "Snacker Nicefanny"@aric @jillybee72 That one was Aric's. A week later I played "Chunder Patriot," gay Republican National Guardsman.@aric @jillybee72 Found one in an old Google chat: Dr. Assless Chaps, Child Psychologist.If you lost your virginity while Crazy Town or Bloodhound Gang was playing, you may now be able to participate in a class action settlement.
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@beukema: Never mind SSM; we got our one-sort recycling bin today. A banner day indeed!@jillybee72 I wish I'd been writing down @aric's Creature Feature names all those years.@jallenkrueger I might also sometimes ask why he bothered with a time signature. #4thsymphonyI don't like how Don Draper is treating Lindsey Weir. Daniel Desario and Nick Andopolis wouldn't do this.
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So refreshing to be rushing home to hug my family for a good reason.The sun is shining here in Minnesota today, literally and figuratively.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI guess Dave Senjem opened the box containing his vote and found out the cat was dead. #physicsjoke #politicsjoke #schoedingersgaymarriageFor those of you who say there’s no difference between parties, I bring you the Minnesota Senate.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaIf some lawmakers could marry the person they love the most, they'd marry the sound of their own voice.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMerciful heavens, there are some godawful speakers in the Minnesota Senate.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSenjem seems determined to make his actual opinion as vague as possible for as long as possible.The discussion over religious freedom makes me want to go back and look at legis debate when Westboro church picketed a soldier's funeral
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWaiting for someone to drop that Ojibwe had provisions for gay marriage before there was a Minnesota. Still waiting. #time4marriage
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaSen. Dan Hall just gave worst speech I've ever heard & I saw my friend dress up like Kareem Abdul Jabbar in Jr. High for a speech on heroes.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaReally anxious to fill in the "marrying animals" square on my anti-SSM bingo card. Ah, wait, I got the "calling me a bigot hurts me" one.Isn't a slippery slope just a water slide? Why is everyone so against water slides?
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaUmm, in 1997, we were excited for the Star Wars prequels...
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaYOU DO NOT GET TO DECIDE WHO DOES OR DOES NOT HAVE THE HOLY SPIRIT WITH THEM!!!
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@SenatorDanHall As a Christian, I see the Holy Spirit at work today.@fivemanjob Deeply abused, if you will.@fivemanjob The word "deeply", as in DRHBs and "deeply divided" has been thoroughly abused this day.Legislators should support SSM because it's the right thing to do, not bc of their districts' votes last fall. http://t.co/veOaHwLj1iSt. Paul Mayor Dedicates City Bridge To Marriage Equality This Week http://t.co/rXgh0RcArG via @tomkludt
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaBrienne of Tarth in a stupid pink dress looks from a distance not unlike Gary Oldman in Dracula.

I hope the dragons got something nice for Khaleesi.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@leighalexander One of these things is not like the others. #itsgorillaz@MyLittleBloggie Weeped profusely watching that movie. Beautiful.Issue#8 cover art for KA-BAAM The Improvised Comic Book featuring Manatee Man, The Cat Juggler & The Fiddler vs.... http://t.co/QAabtlyhNI
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We're trending!!!! Oh, shit.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaHey everyone at #wits: COMMUNITY has been renewed for a fifth season. Thought y’all should know.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaI just told the pizza guy 'Happy Endings' was cancelled & we hugged. That's normal, right? #happyendings
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@johnmoe @NekoCase SHOULDABEENGONE?!

Now I’m disappointed the 1M1W hashtag has fallen silent since the vote. I’ll just have to be content with my friends being treated equally.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaAny media person who thinks top story is body in river. here's $1k, match with yours and we'll compare web traffic stats tomorrow.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@mikefotis I don't think the leadership would have had today's vote if they weren't optimistic about House AND Senate.MN House votes 75-59 to legalize same-sex marriage.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaMake me proud to live in Minnesota today, legislature.
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I hope that the end of Downton Abbey is an episode where the members of Pink Floyd are born.
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@jstohler - and actually, that punting one is nearly word-for-word what I'd come up with.@jstohler - Looseness with meter and rhyme is key. "One! Two! Three periods; you're done unless THERE'S OVER-TIME!"So long, Minnesota, and thanks for all the fish!
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@fivemanjob - roll the hard six. Alternately, grab his gun and bring in the cat.People want to feel good, and busting makes that happen.
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@jstohler Max is kind of obsessed, and the other night demanded that I adapt it for a variety of sports.Yep. His name, from now on, will always be F**kface Von Clownstick. This is gonna stick. http://t.co/X5nQflJFE7
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"What if the Starks made good decisions?" http://t.co/T2hVOwKsrh
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16yo teenager expelled, facing 5 years in prison for blowing the top off of a water bottle. Seriously. http://t.co/Xvg1PLkOtB
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaThe hippos eat marble after marble, but are never satisfied. That's America.
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaHey @JanelleMonae, is that Kym Hoy doing the introduction in Q.U.E.E.N.?

Hilarious post by @dad_or_alive about terrible 2s vs 3s. Loved it so much I preordered his book. http://t.co/yXV7QMmBev "
Retweeted by Fred BeukemaWhy on Earth does @CathyWurzer have Darius McCary of Family Matters on her birthday announcement list?

The saddest local news articles are about famous people with Twin Cities ties.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@ericknobel There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. Understand?

@JoshDCarson @BarbAbney - Aretha Franklin's "Respect", after Otis Redding@OnanRulz I have a theory about what the AV Club reviewers are up to, being Chicago-based film reviewers in the aftermath of Ebert's deathIf you're tweeting about Jason Collins today, take a moment to honor pioneers @Martina and @BillieJKing.
Retweeted by Fred Beukema@ncroal @leighalexander True enough. Her words about Don liking the beginnings of things have been echoing this year.@leighalexander @ncroal - Really I'm just a frustrated member of Team Faye.@ncroal @leighalexander - I empathize with Cersei's terrible position (screw Tywin & Robert) still root against the effects of her goals.@ncroal @leighalexander - is it ok to occupy a pro-Skyler, Megan, & Lori, but anti-Betty and Cersei feminism?Game of Thrones is killing it in the cut-to-credits department this year.Vaccines. RT @JennyMcCarthy When you travel, what are some of your must-have items?
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@johnmoe - "I am rodent and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does." #Moussey

You say "potato", I say "potato." We agree on the pronunciation of potato. Now, let's move on to why you f*%ked Diane.
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@OnanRulz it's weird too, because I didn't get seasick walking in REd Dead Redemption or LA Noire, both made after. So wobbly.Playing GTAIV for the first time. Shocked at how terrible and floaty the walking controls are. #dayoffMan, John McCain loves the idea of a war.
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@MyLittleBloggie - there's room for both...

@tanehisi Between her rationales on the crash & 9/11, Bush cannot be responsible for anything bad before, during, or after when it happens!@MyLittleBloggie Stockholm Syndrome.Watching snow fall off trees, postcard scene dissolving. Feeling a little wistful about that. What's wrong with me?
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@RobinKimball Looked like orange had strong starting position w/ good balance, esp of early game resources. Did you end up w/ too much ore?