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@MattRichardson just read the raspberry pi book. A delight and easy read. best part was the gpio/proc reference.

Tomorrow! 12pm! Watch me present "Designing Circuit Boards with Open Source Software": http://t.co/RKci5BJFRO via @make

@tanawts Quite. You need me to flex? What's the deal?Curious about building "professional" circuit boards but don't know where to start, I'll show you how @ Maker Faire - http://t.co/NvXpABh2iW

@openfly yes to both, the fancy trick of the morning was using @travisci on a commit to Augeas.The more I use @github the more I like it. Working in open source has never been so good.

Pro tip asshole: don't ever make small talk by saying to me "I think fly too much"

I get back to the bay and spend the day at Ocean Beach. Why the hell are my allergies blowing the fuck up?When will Viss have the #Shmoocon pictures available? http://t.co/flDQOH8d
Retweeted by brianredbeard#cryptoparty SF happening @ Langton Labs, March 23rd - be there or be plaintext https://t.co/Sp3GGkx0 #cryptopartysf
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When it comes to #shmoocon, clearly I am why we can't have nice things.

Keep an eye out for @xabean's talk on ksm, kvm, & qemu for malware analysis. Should be posted soon on the #shmoocon website.

@ankeduensing @29c3 alas I'm not had two last minute emergencies come up with friends. Hamburg had to wait.

I enjoy that Levis still thinks their jeans last long enough to "donate when no longer needed." #madeincambodia

Would some of these people who got all pissy about pussy riot take a second to question Obama re: Bradley Manning? Yeah, didn't think so.

If Bradley Manning has done any crime, he has surely paid for it tenfold by now. Further punishment is sheer vindictiveness. Let him go now.
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Asked if he'd prefer to be screened in private, the Pastor replied, ``Grope me in public, sonny. Ain't security theater without a stage!''
Retweeted by brianredbeard@loresjoberg I'm mostly with you on that beard taxonomy, but where do you go as a unix admin when it's almost a foot & a half long?@deetskies @avignaut Pff. Unix admin. That thing needs to be a foot longer.

Have discovered the hashtag #uppercrustpunk via @brianredbeard. It applies to me & people I enjoy the company of. cc @headhntr @libbybulloff
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@xCountMeInx pff. You're no slag.You can't threaten me with standard operating procedure.

In other headlines, the weather channel has viewers.

@phooky: this is a fact. I just managed to do my best Snake Plissken impression and escaped from NY (via lga)

@phooky anything shaking in ny?

Think this guy is taking a cue from @jack_daniel and @brianredbeard. Only, he's never even heard of *nix. http://t.co/sUh3vqrq
Retweeted by brianredbeard@jamiecburch best response ever. #calmdownjustcalmdownPut differently @diebold_inc: "now you fucked up" http://t.co/JFKIQbIO (cc @hackersonaplane) #pisspoorinfosecI just had fun shoulder surfing this employee of @diebold_Inc on a flight. Notice the iPad contact called "passwords" http://t.co/VMDVwAAQ

@at1as @vyrus001 and I thank you.Enjoying my new iPad mini, er, I mean old Kindle Fire.
Retweeted by brianredbeardMicrosoft. Red Hat. Who cares? If anyone tries to tell you that kerberos realms are case insensitive they are wrong: https://t.co/FyIJK29h@vathpela i think the better part is when i link the wrong bug.@vathpela @nalind Gauche to call it out like that? Probably. But one way or another it'll get fixed. Many eyes on the code, right?@cps_rants @AdamOfDc949 I like the way that guy rolls.

@travisgoodspeed @michaelossmann One of my ideas yesterday was going to be drawing an image in rfcat d.specan(), chat still would have won.@0x17h @michaelossmann @earfeast wow, all they offered @unsynchronized & I were t-shirts.. repeatedly@madifatty looking good

OH by a woman at toorcor: "don't use your windows 95 on my vasectomy."

OK, @spotify. On what planet does a radio station based on ZZTop play Rhiana & Eminem? http://t.co/3Ly7j7I1

. @bre / @phooky Well spoken & good luck. It can be tough to realize (from both sides) when the audience for a product changes.

@madifatty sneaky sneaky@vathpela The delightful dudes at @typeamachines / http://t.co/McuoXXjl. Just placed my order.I'm not damning anyone who doesn't use KiCad, but until other products use an open format their files are still proprietary.

@AnnaVonCrayon uh huh. I'll be right over.@chaosfdl just a driveby to see @furrygirl. In town for < 24 hours.@AnnaVonCrayon <3I'm slightly sad. I had my purchase narrowed down to two open source 3d printers. Looks like the decision was just made for me.Breakfast with @furrygirl & co. http://t.co/WE6K6aZu

Quote of the day on NPR: "If you've built your life around the iPhone, it could be pretty annoying." (or you could be)

@xCountMeInx Check out "Time of the Wolf" http://t.co/9eUvRDg6

Disarming the vulnerable, then advising them to learn "martial arts" for self-defense is a thinly veiled case of pre-emptive victim-blaming.
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@weltinstitut @fbz Indeed I was (and #toorcamp and a number of other places too). That reminds me, I need to do my CFP response!Spread the word, I'd like to fund some open source hardware contract work in @Kicad_PCB. I've got boards to be made.

@dcdmv Do motorcycles still require inspection (safety or emission)? The website has conflicting information.

@brianredbeard There's more than one kind of Ubuntu?
Retweeted by brianredbeardEagle is a great example of closed source software failing to "get" open source in failing to support 4 of the top 5 linux distros.All my clothes still smell like wood smoke and sea salt. <3 #toorcon
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Yup, em4102 compatible 125kHz tags. I'll even send you the datasheet.

@deetskies @shecranberried all I remember was that it was a shitshow. I was there two weeks & I remember lots of cooking in the hotel room.

En route - Oak City to Oak land

@ioerror @jdunck Also, citing the fringes of society fails to recognize that it's the secrecy at the core that's rotten.This person (US Army PsyOps officer) used racist slurs, aggressively tried to intimidate and question me at #DEFCON: https://t.co/e23X7p2s
Retweeted by brianredbeard@ioerror @jdunck Hear hear to that. The only reason to have a clearance is to use it. The only reason to use it is to deprive others.

Make clear politics as absursdist theater #mmm #1000000memes #thisshitislegit!? #millionmemes http://t.co/DiXSZ01M
Retweeted by brianredbeardInterested in watching the hackers on planet earth keynote? http://t.co/gRHNpfQZ #hope9 @hope9Interested in watching the hackers on planet earth keynote? http://t.co/gRHNpfQZAt #hope9? Looking for cold Club Mate? Check out the 18th floor. #hopenumber9It should be noted for posterity that in all matters of import that Jimmie p. Rodgers shall be an acceptable replacement for Brian redbeard.

@moxie overhear this: bouncehouse party in Oakland with awesome people next weekend. Consider yourself invited. Get in touch for details.When I walk into a bar and the dj starts playing "la grange" by zz top it's hard to decide if I'm being honored or mocked.

Flight delay in your favor: catch standby flight 2 hours earlier.

Even better,@boneheadsanon, the plane has a "popped rivet" keeping us from taking off. Another @USAirways delay.Currently wondering why @usairways flight 3235 smells like urine.

Anyone have photos (or video) of the karaoke escapades at chaos in tejas so @jasonmader can get a laugh (at me)? :)

Oogles everywhere. Welcome to chaos in tejas.@AlxRogan Not my cup of tea, I think driving moccasins are the correct footware. At least that's what Carson on Queer Eye said 10 yrs ago.Speaking of shoes, it may be time to trade these in. http://t.co/OI9DXSLp@savant42 you can grow a beard after shaving. You can't grow your feet back after I cut them off.A sure fire way to get me riled up is to wear boat shoes. Unless you're named Chip or have participated in a regatta. Take that shit off.@slugbait I knew hermano stole it.

@shitroamersays Big Freedia says it best: http://t.co/8SenGPAP cc: @slugbait@shitroamersays fyi: I am the guy who stayed in the hotel before you and I am the reason @slugbait tortures you with a blacklight.

I told @brianredbeard my plan to write the next great open relationship advice book: 300 pages of "Cowboy up. Stop being all fucking whiny."
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Retweeted by brianredbeardOn second thought, watching "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" alone after drinking a bunch of palate wreckers wasn't the best idea.

@brianredbeard with the best Gonzales flag spoof ever... http://t.co/d4PnKnMR (cc @theprez98 )
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Good player fairy needed at λ #survivedc @survivedcLooking for λ? Find the man with the red beard. #survivedc @survivedc

@Jolly was at work today. an intern name dropped you. it was a moment.

@johannes_mono Does Soviet Unterzögersdorf have a national anthem? Is there a recording?

Protip to the TSA: I have no interest in answering questions about my "rad beard" while an agent is jamming his hand in my crotch.

@AnnaVonCrayon stoked on Britain and hanging.

I propose an $850 billion NASA bailout.
Retweeted by brianredbeardYou know what would be great @flickr? If you stopped redirecting TLS connections from my phone to insecure ones.

Want to sit solo on mass transit? Apparently being the crazy looking guy with a beard works as well on BART as it does on DC's metro.

@AnnaVonCrayon you got it. Keep me posted on vegan eats too. #ieatrocksandbark

@wonkybutt it's not hard when you're into it.45 Minutes for TSA line & patdown at TYS airport. TSA agent even admitted to TSA slowing down the patdown to "encourage" use of scanners.

@deviantollam @KrisPaget @theprez98 But it's in "the view". Isn't it the view of the entire paper? Hell, parent company also? :sarcasm: