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@USDAFoodSafety @HDScores those two phrases and true... Yet not connected in any scientific way.@hotdogsladies @jsnell I've just spent the last hour absorbed in this train wreck. The metafilter comments are also delightful.Technically Correct, the best kind of correct. http://t.co/G2KZnZmbFp@iChris http://t.co/UgpB1vBS81The History of Typography, in Stop-Motion Animation http://t.co/sgqR7FyWDa via @theatlantic   ∧_∧   ( ・ω・)  _| ⊃/(___ / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    ∧_∧   ( ・ω・) SUNDAY  _| ⊃/(___ / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@drdrang @hotdogsladies I think you are thinking of "eccentric".In Commentary This Week: http://t.co/SaNdfWQgGQ http://t.co/iBpTcSfOLV
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@iChris sportsbaaaaaaaaall!@benjaminchapman @barfblog yeah.@benjaminchapman Uh oh. Shit just got real.Lack of toilets blights the lives of 2.5bn people, UN chief warns | Global-development | The … http://t.co/GWKJtoovxm
Top Fyve Best Henges: V. Stonehenge IV. Stonehenge III. Stonehenge II. Stonehenge I. Stonehenge
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies it this some sort of timey-wimey thing where you know stuff on the west coast before the east coast?@knit_wit yes ;)@knit_wit in the sense that your work is the same and it's you that is different... So the latter?"Iowa six" is Dragon Dictate's way of telling me that I don't write reviews of iOS.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@knit_wit could also be your brain.Like this photo too much to crop it for Instagram. #sunflowersnj http://t.co/NkcyswhPCE
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@aaronecarroll maybe it's the shouting not the cursing. Missing control experiment? Re: Foul Language, and Pain http://t.co/KrKNBAaKXy@freemanoshea @danbenjamin [calmly blows away the smoke and re-holsters his gun]. Yup.@danbenjamin oh, you should totally do a Patronus. I wonder what your animal would be?@lexfri So you are too good for good ol' American beer now?Things I have fit in the hole I dug so far: -Several rocks -Opossum (quickly ran out) -Pile of leaves -Different dirt -Opossum (still ran)
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lexfri Now that looks like a real beer. The kind you drink in the afternoon.
@benjaminchapman #happygilmore@benjaminchapman any bets on if this gets bigger beyond Minnesota? I'd say yes.“@N_fowleri: News on Brain-Eating Amoeba Naegleria Fowleri Reappears in Louisiana Towns http://t.co/QVR8k6SDkr” alert @danbenjamin's son@marcoarment @wirecutter I'm glad you guys talked this out like grown ups.
@hotdogsladies I love you two bastards so much. I can't wait.@johnroderick unless you write a book...Walking across Europe doesn't seem to be a very good business model. -@johnroderick http://t.co/DPKErwKxaG.@bugcounter and I are back from summer hiatus. Food Safety Talk 64: The One With Doug @barfblog is now up at iTunes http://t.co/HT5h2fHCv3
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Finished The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break by Steven Sherrill. Weird and wonderful book. http://t.co/AJ8abo3dx8If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerIf you can't say anything nice, say it as a question.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@ProfCharlesHaas I just downloaded the free sample. I will assess and report back.@ProfCharlesHaas It seems only fitting that I purchased this on my Kindle.@monteiro Erm. So. Ethanol. So.This is what happens when you Purell-using monsters create all those super germs. http://t.co/NOq2VZraGT
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerSpent an hour on the phone with a magazine reporter talking handwashing. Plugged b2w. http://t.co/nOhXY0e032. @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin@lexfri Mine probably also needs some lubrication.@lexfri All set to send link to a recording of my super quiet Lifespan TR1200DT... then I listened to it. Now I can't un-hear it. Damn you.@Danbenjamin @hotdogsladies Horrifying Dyson facts: http://t.co/UhQ1fVcjti http://t.co/rsf0LRgETq
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@jshield @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin Interesting, but the *slides* are from 2008. Where is the peer reviewed paper?
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@andrewrbinder @benjaminchapman For the thought that I caught that my head was the event of the season.@drdrang I bet they also want you to email them a W-9.@thx1766 Ok. Worst case we can have Burns call a GA pharmacy.@thx1766 that's not good.http://t.co/3t0HQAXuOV
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies @adactio +1Brilliant! "Why We Didn’t Vaccinate Our Child" http://t.co/h0wvlff4kf
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerWhen my kids were playing baseball I wish more of the parents were like @AmyJane, cf. JTT17: Baseball Hittin’ Guys http://t.co/edwTGWp2zr
@benjaminchapman Oh dear. Without clicking the link I imagine this does not end well.
@Slate simplistic and downright stupid article.If my imaginary Soc 101 is not to your taste, consider taking Soc 710: Social Theory Through Complaining, instead. http://t.co/5wyneVwDxO
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@KenJennings @johnroderick @Bumbershoot handsome(s)!@lexfri "I shouldn't pick up the bottle with my right hand. And I shouldn't take the top off with my left...put it in my pocket."🎶She looks like Eve Marie Saint in On The Waterfront🎶
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lexfri does that look clean to you? Cc: @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies@benjaminchapman Appalling. Ashamed for the human race.
Those baby carrots are too big. Those are toddler carrots.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner“@DoctorWho_BBCA: ”These are attack-eyebrows! You can take bottle tops off with these!“ #DoctorWho http://t.co/hvnQgxJqd5” #fb"These are attack-eyebrows! You can take bottle tops off with these!" #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoSeries8 http://t.co/GoDgaCttmH
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@nerdist @Markgatiss Strax spin off first, please!My long-standing offer to software developers to disrupt the living shite out of course management software remains open.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@chlobird8 @BBCAMERICA duh, it’s bigger on the inside.@benjaminchapman dude my banana is nekkid the way god intended. http://t.co/xvCrFqk15O@benjaminchapman So throw out all the canned tuna in my pantry?“@FacesPics: An owl in an apple over an owl http://t.co/tA10QtzKQC” no pillows? Cc: @johnroderick“@rstevens: Cocoa-dusted tortilla chips, served as sandwiches with a cream cheese filling. I call them DoritOreos”™@lexfri @joshdi step 1: find a small child to ask questions in the background, step 2: ...@drdrang 0x36, 0x37, what ever it takes.
@bugcounter @benjaminchapman there isn't nearly enough food safety in my life =p
Retweeted by Don Schaffner"Why isn't this raccoon the star of ALL media?" —John Roderick (in the Roderick on the Line the drops momentarily)
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerProps to @Whataburger for engaging with @benjaminchapman regarding food safety on Twitter.@lexfri 😢
@tsiebertz @benjaminchapman we are slackers. Soon come.@capnmariam in our minds, maybe 😜@AmyJane @dwiskus I'm imagining an @AmyJane pep talk involves lots of shouting and the word "dumb-ass" said repeatedly.@JATetro @benjaminchapman Yet the article still stands as written, and I'd wager most readers won't see this conversation.@JATetro yes, but @benjaminchapman are irked because your article seems to make it more clear than it actually is.@JATetro @benjaminchapman Jeff from @IAFPFood, Sabah professionally from cross-contamination research. Franco by name, & Brent not so much.@JATetro Yes, he also a friend of mine and @benjaminchapman too.@benjaminchapman @JATetro Only quote from the paper I can find: "an epidemiological link to locally grown fresh cucumbers was found (4)."@benjaminchapman @JATetro I wonder if Jeff Farber think that his paper says that local produce is safer.@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health I get that readers want to read the papers. I'm not sure why that stops you from adding stats.@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health so you mean that there are papers you need, but you don't have access?@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health What do you mean by OA links?@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health Sorry where exactly do the stats in Kozak et al. 2013 show that?✊🍆, but only because there is no Emoji for crickets.@JATetro @Globe_Health Also this quote from the end: “local does not remove all risk… The risk is demonstrably lower…”@JATetro @Globe_Health The headline. Grocery stores or farmers markets: which offer safer food?@JATetro @Globe_Health bullet point 8 on p 54 implies (to me) shift to organic and free range increases risk.@JATetro @Globe_Health bullet point 2 on p 54 talk about different countries (not farmers markets).@JATetro @Globe_Health where do Bourne and Prescott say “farmers markets safer” on pg 7?@JATetro @Globe_Health *Food* is risky. Grocery stores are just the vehicle. Your story said farmers markets safer. Not supported.Sure @JATetro @Globe_Health. Please quote where the 3 papers say what you claim they say. Can’t find it myself.@lexfri have you tried flappy golf?
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