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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@hrmra @barfblog @benjaminchapman Yeah. Some details may change, but probably ok. I think you can read the NAS stuff online for free.@hrmra @barfblog @benjaminchapman Last one: NAS report from 2003. http://t.co/v8ycc4tI1y@hrmra @barfblog @benjaminchapman National Academy on the FDA side: http://t.co/FJ7EYRv4Zt, older NAS report: http://t.co/jQ1N3L1Svv@hrmra @barfblog @benjaminchapman ASM food micro undergrad text: http://t.co/evYJHywhqP, ASM grad text: http://t.co/XSRke2torl.@benjaminchapman seriously, that's another interesting one I wish I edited.@benjaminchapman At least it's only San Diego restrooms. NJ restrooms are much cleaner, I'm sure.@benjaminchapman Microbes? In restrooms? Thanks Obama!
11/23
2014
Get your very own Silicon Valley job title! http://t.co/98TjTriJrj
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerHappy Saturday! http://t.co/yV2moNLntd
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerAccording to the person who publishes much of the top research in financial economics, most of it is wrong: http://t.co/p1rtCq9HNC
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11/22
2014
@mikebeasterfeld or cape o terds@mikebeasterfeld @sanspoint grit?
11/21
2014
@hotdogsladies It's "turns outs "all the way down.Turns out. http://t.co/y1S60fbJCy
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies TURNS! OUT!@mikebeasterfeld Mute button and pee bottle. Hypothetically.
11/20
2014
@hrmra @barfblog @benjaminchapman I'll put together a list. Give me a few days.@hrmra @barfblog @benjaminchapman alas what you are seeking does not exist AFAIK. It's the realm of textbooks and review articles.
11/19
2014
@mbbatz I have the same system. But I know I'm never going to read them. Except when I cite them. Then I read them. Parts of them, anyway.@mbbatz And what do you do, sir?Papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers. http://t.co/m67AelsM9Y
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerLearn all about CR's arsenic "findings" on Dr. Oz today, where the discussion will not be too "complex" or "academic" or "helpful."
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11/18
2014
@benjaminchapman Pretty good letter from the MD, I thought.@benjaminchapman isn't that where Christine Moe works?
11/17
2014
@counternotions @danielpunkass that's what she said.@hrmra Please let me know if you have any further questions or comments.@hrmra I also recommend http://t.co/QQ5cUT5yZk, http://t.co/v1M10dJlub. And listen to http://t.co/mEk3vkboxh cc: @barfblog @benjaminchapman@hrmra You could do a lot worse than starting with "Poisoned" http://t.co/0byNx0YHXE. It's a riveting tale. Cc: @bmarler@hodgman that's whack-bat!http://t.co/i2Wzcalyth
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerRe ATP: 91, just saw my first 6+ in the wild, I've seen about half a dozen or more sixes @atpfm http://t.co/fG4FpzkIQ8
11/16
2014
Oysters are coming back into town! Raw, raw, raw! IL1915
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@BenjaminAhr Seems perfectly normal to me.
11/15
2014
@benjaminchapman No controversy. You're wrong.@benjaminchapman Han shot first!Your Daily Lex: November 14, 2014: Sriracha or Whatever. @lexfri it's pronounced @siracusa. http://t.co/2mCnOX26f7@jimmymarks just the right amount, since you asked.@jimmymarks 5) plunge into a dark pit of despair after the caffeine and sugar rush subsides.@danbenjamin photo please!@bugcounter “smells like beard”
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin Maybe it's the universes way of telling you to move back to Florida?@mbbatz You can smell mine.@mbbatz Have you seen the design for the new Contigo mugs? The inner workings of the lid flip out for cleaning. Really cool.Thanks for the mention on @barfblog! Don (@bugcounter) did an amazing job in his segment on washing your hands http://t.co/3QwM1HyMoo
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11/14
2014
Re: The Mystery Train @lexfri, we have a train that comes through downtown Freehold. Maybe that is what you hear? http://t.co/ypSDri77GR@mbbatz For free? I had to pay extra for mine.“@bugcounter: Food Safety Talk 70: A Quick Overnight Servicing http://t.co/duL0z9Rag4” with @benjaminchapmanFood Safety Talk 70: A Quick Overnight Servicing http://t.co/duL0z9Rag4
11/13
2014
@5by5 Subscribed. Thanks for making this @danbenjamin.@hotdogsladies http://t.co/XtkA4qm87j #zutalors@lexfri Travelling by bus? You'll probably catch Ebola first.“@AcademicsSay: Oops. http://t.co/LjT9qLcxn8 http://t.co/LdqaJhVx2j” A common worry of mine. But 2 reviewers & a typesetter missed this?
11/12
2014
When you say “Mission statement,” I hear “Brightly colored nothing.”
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerGandalf checking his email http://t.co/xxLydsCCUV
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@5by5 @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin I can’t wait to see what you guys said 😳@danbenjamin How about @siracusa keychains? Leaving money on the table.Number of Ebola cases in the U.S. today: 0.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerReading the WSJ at Hamburger U. Feeling corporate.
11/11
2014
Happy Birthtime to dust writing NEIL GAIMAN! 31 today! Happy Birthtime Graham! Enter Sandman! http://t.co/S4umvklShS
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@happybirthtime @hotdogsladies also certain food microbiologists.How do you get the Smoker Channels? What’s math? How’s time work? All this and more in Ep. XCIX of “The Talk Show”: http://t.co/kE4cicGChh
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@pmarca How does the size feel? Not too big?@mbbatz I always feel jealous when something great is published in AEM and I didn't get to edit it.@danbenjamin it's #2 in the queue. http://t.co/pKD8HxGLe0
11/10
2014
@lexfri on behalf of the whole coast, let me say, we missed you.Cell phones in class are distracting. That's why I only check Twitter during department meetings.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner“@_youhadonejob: Hiring what? http://t.co/lPeFOtSuEQ” cc: @benjaminchapman, @barfblog
11/9
2014
@danbenjamin doesn't matter.The fault is not in our stars, but in our bladders. For @hotdogsladies. Who often needs to pee. http://t.co/xF0tnuB8U0@mbbatz that's what she said.@bugcounter Public health & drs point at ag. Vets & ag point at drs & patients. Uh, guys, it's probably ALL of you/us!
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@mbbatz Yep, this is a complicated issue. There's no simple answers, and quoting the party line does not help.@mbbatz what could possibly go wrong?@lexfri http://t.co/DHqlpdmirT
11/6
2014
@hotdogsladies they are the ones with the candy company, right?Interesting systematic review of reverse zoonotic disease (zooanthroponosis) - humans infecting animals. http://t.co/ur65lIh9c9
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11/5
2014
You Look Nice Today - "Who Voted?" Vintage Election Day wisdom from the boys. http://t.co/vWQShLBJWn
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@GlennF Sobchak: I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.All the great shows!
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies unrelated: nice homeless dude costume.
11/4
2014
@haddiebird @danbenjamin back at ya!For @benjaminchapman and @barfblog. http://t.co/yaMFaI3V8vFor @danbenjamin and @haddiebird. http://t.co/IRhtXwxSW6
10/31
2014
Tomorrow night, I’m going out as “Sexy Recursion.” My costume has meta-boobs on a Mandelbrot Set and increasingly tiny copies of this toot.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@rstevens surely we can all agree on cheese? cc: @johnrodericknot my topping, not my pizza
Retweeted by Don Schaffner#NoroCORE annual meeting special: There's only a limited amount of human poop
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@bugcounter @benjaminchapman Punk in 2014 is totally corporate. But I'd probably go with Leaky Chicken Parts.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman @mbbatz what can I say. I'm an industry shill.@benjaminchapman @mbbatz that's what she said.@mbbatz @benjaminchapman Wet Gross Saran Wrap is a great punk band.@benjaminchapman @mbbatz Likely some sporadic cases, but it will never be an outbreak. Wonder if there are foster farms strain cases...@mbbatz @benjaminchapman some stores also offer "user operated" over wraps in the meat section.@mbbatz @benjaminchapman Ewww. That's gross.@benjaminchapman hell no.
10/30
2014
@kwarrine @benjaminchapman my response is here: http://t.co/mu0nJTnwmx@kwarrine @benjaminchapman exactly like that. Except antibacterials are not antibiotics. So it's not like that.@kwarrine @benjaminchapman it's like arguing antibiotics are bad because they kill good bacteria too.@kwarrine @benjaminchapman not if the two populations have different sensitivities. Our meta analysis suggests they do.Finally laid down $ for TextExpander after hearing them rave about it on Back2Work - yep - game changer. 100% Feel like an idiot for waiting
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10/29
2014
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