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This car has the worst TLS client http://t.co/WzC6RQ8ZDn
Retweeted by CamNow that's a rock http://t.co/8RQzuqc7YX
Retweeted by Cam@andytuba 😀😕😀😕😀@jasdev feeling better/worse? You should write about it so I can read about it@jasdev how is no coffee going
7/29
2015
how to remember tar flags 🎏 tar -xzf 👈 eXtract Ze Files! tar -czf 👈 Compress Ze Files!
Retweeted by Cam@Earl_Struggz it's cool it was only 130g of carbsate a whole thing of ice cream and all i am filled with is regret💀
7/28
2015
Approach the world as if you are a visitor from outer space.
Retweeted by CamEnjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.
Retweeted by Cam(t2.micro)notbad.jpg http://t.co/Uby3GgZ1regot ipv6 leak plugged on my vpn :~)@wlejon so you would ruin it@kylekostka plus it looks good, i feel like im in the twilight zoneno talking, walk in/sit down, 5 minutes, a thumbs up, $10 and a tipi just had the most efficient haircut of my lifeComing soon... http://t.co/Blf592VtUW... Changing the way we get change.
Retweeted by CamMeet the hero who has been eating Chipotle every day for five months http://t.co/va7PLXiTmZ http://t.co/jReqictbwc
Retweeted by Cam@jasdev everything is a signature, you could even draw a dickbutt. doesn't have to be your nameindian food is dope except it makes u toot@wlejon it's okay im pretty sure I have to burn my computerif i have to fork() im going to burn my computer, there has to be a thing@webster i actually used to have that @ but i posted too many pictures of my urine and it jumped the sharkhow can i exit a stdout fgets loop? never returns null :(
7/25
2015
Unexpected ice flowing across Pluto’s surface discovered from @NASANewHorizons #PlutoFlyby: http://t.co/nge7yIE64q http://t.co/fzCVy02ewP
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7/24
2015
If you complain more than once, you aren't doing enough to fix the problemToday's newly discovered planet is the most similar yet to our Earth-sun system: http://t.co/ClSBfSCcM2 #NASABeyond http://t.co/bcnpsDmEIp
Retweeted by Cam#AskNASA What we really want to know: Are there aliens? Asking for a friend... @campedersen
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7/23
2015
NSA hacked Huawei servers, watched company’s executives, NYT sources say http://t.co/msYZR6cUtG by @MeganGeuss
Retweeted by Cam@wlejon are you alien?@garybernhardt soapand honestly the green kind of melon is barely fruitFruit cups should always contain a high pineapple to melon ratio
7/22
2015
it's pretty rad bein' aliveCSS snapping is pretty cool! http://t.co/RERwdn09vb
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7/21
2015
PERSON: how have you been? YOU: *recall feeling entire spectrum of human emotion from highest highs to the deepest depths* YOU: fine. you?
Retweeted by CamIt probably sounds stupid but flying into San Francisco always renews my inspiration to kick ass again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯What is Crypton?: http://t.co/7U9D0iVVmK via @YouTube
Retweeted by Cam✌ out montana 🌲 and thanks for all the fish
7/20
2015
woah that is some wild postgresql http://t.co/q8uCYd0FO3
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7/18
2015
Breaking News: First Close-Up Photos of Pluto Are Released by NASA http://t.co/Dtv4HEMlgH
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7/15
2015
Just posted a photo https://t.co/dMUMJQ1s0Khttp://t.co/qxNrbC8mMm
Retweeted by Cam@kodermike What Would Hemingway Do
7/12
2015
#sanfrancisco also i ate duck hearts https://t.co/I28Vxp8h4K
7/11
2015
#poker https://t.co/aLF5gHKVlt@emotionalnaiad not the first time ive heard thatZero day Friday: to remove a Mac EFI password you just need to corrupt the NVRAM partition (one byte enough).
Retweeted by Cam20 billion Earth-like planets in our galaxy, 500 billion galaxies in the observable universe. Happy Friday.
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7/10
2015
@andyet you should keep your Twitter logo forever, I love when it pops up in my feed@hellozachwolf Orange is second best, I think we should genetically combine them@andytuba I will be investing in one shortlyPineapple is the best fruittastes great though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯It is 1000% harder to initially wake up in the morning when I'm drinking coffee regularly and 50% harder to get to bed at a reasonable time@wlejon PTO
7/9
2015
I got bullhorned by a cop today for 🚴🏼ing too fast 😛
7/8
2015
Just posted a photo https://t.co/W8Xqm6DZhW[eats peanut butter rigorously]
7/7
2015
@Tony_August jealous af, come film in sf :~)M1.7-flare now! Expect issues with #GPS, #hamradio next 30 minutes, especially W.Hemisphere, Hawaii (map color areas) http://t.co/Zz4oXdgKtI
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7/6
2015
just found some webcam you can control at crissy field ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://173.164.254.148/1/siteproxy.html
7/4
2015
If you gaze too long into Netflix, Netflix gazes also into you.
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7/3
2015
The ICANN proposal to de-anonymizing domain-names is just the police-state mentality replacing the libertarian foundations of the Internet
Retweeted by Cam:~) https://t.co/0cGo05sjWQI want to tweet more but I don't have that much to complain aboutSaturn’s moons are in motion in this time-lapse showing tiny Janus passing behind Rhea. http://t.co/KWiq9b3ZjD https://t.co/9QUO7yOvP8
Retweeted by CamNSA's XKeyscore logging Tor router info, Cisco passwords, passports, Google searches... https://t.co/8IAXYNGNLd http://t.co/ZL6v39FmkT
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7/2
2015
@mattdesl this is the best thing ever, THANK YOU! @deezthugsConfused by mathematical notation in graphics papers? I'm writing a cheat-sheet for devs: https://t.co/fXvnmwKRRG http://t.co/M5qLgw76pJ
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7/1
2015
I took my daily risk by being in an elevator during the leap secondLive by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
Retweeted by CamTSA is apparently allowed to post photos of the contents of your carry-on to Twitter, even if you've broken no laws. https://t.co/jfqbYjeWNv
Retweeted by CamHow do ghosts convey conditional expressions? (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) with 'boo'leans
Retweeted by CamS2N: A New Open Source TLS Implementation - http://t.co/x7Ksw5Vq6B #AWS http://t.co/Uu0H87Ay09
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6/30
2015
@kodermike "i should buy some coffee"?@jasdev I think I'll do coffee again after two weeks. This has been a not very fun experiment for me1 week without caffeine - today is my first day without a headache. I think this is the longest I haven't drank coffee for almost a decade
6/28
2015
@varikin have you been there? I feel like I shouldn't go until I look like a vikingFor the last two weeks I've really wanted to go to Iceland and I don't know why@paulfri rip@jasdev start on a weekend to get over the headaches and drink a liter of water when you wake up everyday. Then regret your decisionNot drinking coffee day 5: everything is terrible
6/25
2015
How to build your own CA and PKI, my new long-form blog post for @CloudFlare. https://t.co/ONqKNlJYiD
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6/24
2015
Q. What dinosaur could hide another dinosaur inside its skeleton? A. Steganosaurus
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6/23
2015
thinking about open sourcing my blood test results. is that weird.. or even useful to anyone?
6/20
2015
Working with electronics? Use this resistor color code checker by @joewalnes: https://t.co/8IVcRsbuRr http://t.co/TjDITAZf2f
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6/19
2015
Secret Service agent who stole $820K from Silk Road pleads guilty http://t.co/BZMzmcoBOZ
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6/18
2015
is there no way to have a golang project with code in folders…? you have to use packages?i should go sleep() http://t.co/cNFrzXee5y
6/17
2015
Oof, you did it now @thesundaytimes. "We just publish what we believe to be the position of the British government…" https://t.co/EgEbVKkHmM
Retweeted by CamNew blog post: Unit testing React components without a DOM - http://t.co/zs9KSiLUHa #react
Retweeted by Cam*trying to sleep* brain: hey REMEMBER THAT EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID ONCE
6/15
2015
ugh why do I keep turning into a wolf during the day I can’t do anything right
Retweeted by CamHaight Ashbury Street Fair is fairly interesting@jasdev i'm pretty sure i was just listening to 128kbps files my whole life. download some flac and compare or try http://t.co/gKdavQlAHuseriously don't know how i was listening to music before, even terrible songs sound goodflac is changing my life
6/14
2015
Trying out Tidal instead of Spotify today. Is FLACurday a thing?
6/13
2015
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