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@jenlankford It just wanted a hug@jenlankford no that costume is fine. it doesn't sexually objectify the raccoon, y'know.This is an insult to respectable rodents everywhere incredible.@paullyoung or did they get tipped off to the fact that you really like stripping down to a speedo?@originalgriz Oh interesting.Has it been 100% confirmed that this wasn't just a hoax in the first place? @ Bloomberg LP #womenintech2015 breakfast. It's my first time at bloomberg HQ, which feels like the backdrop for…
@gilbertjasono Reminds me of classic NYer cartoon w/pile of candidate books, guy comments, "I think I'm voting for this Harry Potter."@GlynnMacN The Google wouldn't have been able to save you from pirate cannons!@kylemce Thank you! Barely got through this one. There's another one in a month that I think will go better if I enter.PSA: If you are in NYC and wondering why you hear pirates firing cannons off their ships right now, here's why is fake but it's glorious home in full post-half-marathon recovery mode, which is best summed up as couch plus wine plus… my best is 1:52 so this was a rough one. It's a pretty hard course, but lovely.That was brutal, but a finish line's a finish line. #2015princetonhalf #running #wheresmybeer @… (@ Princeton Public Library - @princetonpl in Princeton, NJ)'s do this! #2015princetonhalf #running #theresbeeratthefinishline @ Princeton, New Jersey
my spirit animal is the green locust
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@dens @innonate @WillMcD @mari18 @chelsa I hope Will has made some new friends sinceFoursquare, Feb 2009. Fun times, '!
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyPacked house in the #minicooper. (Don't worry, it's stopped.) #dogstagram @ Princeton, New Jersey number pickup! I sure hope I finish this stupid race tomorrow. (@ Princeton Running Company) Yeah. I think it's understood that like on finance sites for publicly traded companies, the info largely is internally derived.@peterrojas I've updated our own / my clients' / etc. regularly without a hitch.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyPleased to share the important news that @jmaccny's new apartment is a casper-only zone. #dogstagram
At the @stuartcdschool Founders Dinner. The girls customized our place cards... #likeagirl @ Stuart… didn't hesitate. @ Brooklyn Heights Historic District Only 'audience' Pope Francis had in Washington was with openly gay former student and his family - @AP
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMeet the new @mouse_org brand at @GA panel on diversity in STEM on 11/3. Register here:
I stole @jeremyhfisher's hat again. This is a thing now. I'd say #peakbrooklyn but we are in… @msg! (@ Houston Hall in New York, NY w/ @carney @charlesforman @fimoculous @scottbeale @keanesian @msg) it's DIFFICULT apparently"I'm going to ruin your commute before that hurricane even thinks about showing up!" We were having Hillrock single malt!If you're a US tech person who is going to Cuba soon, please check this out. I was going to say - one of these startups pops up every few years. I think there was another in 2007ish. reporters you're calling evil for tweeting at scared victims have no choice. It is their job. Love, Someone who used to have to do that
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThe Segway’s greatest achievement was getting people to misspell segue.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy"One good thing about Ad Blocking: it's going to make marketers & advertisers better and more creative." @rosslevinsohn #AWXII
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThis is what October is all about for me. #tbt to the time at @hocr in 2004 where the conditions were… of assessments of why #SnakePeople are unique will no longer be so valid after they make baby snakes. Hurricane Joaquin Phoenix may impact the area
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyOur own @hapaboy triumphantly carried true[X]'s @digidayawards Signal Award through the streets of… is the greatest thing ever published know I'm a New Yorker b/c I walked into my dad's hospital room last night & immediately thought "This would be a great studio apartment."
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@harmancipants I had a soft spot for the "Cats on Broadway" animal hospital in Missoula, though that's technically not a pun per seOMG. A tattoo removal shop in Denver called "What Were You Inking." @atlasobscura map of businesses with puns in their names from @atlasobscura. I submitted Bagel Mainea in Augusta. (at @true_X_media in New York, NY w/ @christianborges) Pepsi flooded our county back in 2017, but wasn't as deadly as Hurricane Taco Bell in 2019 😬 @caro @realDonaldTrump
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyLast night I dreamed I was only able to make it to the finish line of Sunday's #princetonhalf after… should say that as President he'll make it possible to bid on naming rights for hurricanes as a revenue generator.Top Q on @NOAA's National Hurricane Center's FAQ is "Can I have a tropical cyclone named after me?" (Answer: No.) fact that it just took me 45 min to figure out how to clear my cookies is why I know I won't be chosen to colonize Mars and I get it.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyOh, come ON. Sweat shaming is not a thing. cc @caro:
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I just met with @Pontifex and he agrees with me that velociraptors are terrible.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyExcept they also call @snowden a "troll". Is troll just what old people call everyone under 40 now because they wore out millennial so fast?
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyLOL. Gotta love the ad game.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@joemarchese I need the wine to make those awful ads extra awful to drive the point home!The evening shift. #weworkinadvertising #yesihavewine Rule 34 on this one is gonna be pretty awful, y'all.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyMeteorologists are literally throwing spaghetti against the wall to see which forecast sticks
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@evan_cudworth wow.wait so it's like frogs or something? which is really interesting because 6-7 years ago, having a commerce arm was seen as a strategy to make a media business profitableHas anybody debunked the raccoon breathalyzer story yet? No? OK, I'm going to go with "it's true."
Welcoming the #cabinporn book onto our coffee table. Congrats @zachklein @noahkalina! @ Brooklyn… anyone wake up in the morning and choose not to be a results-oriented professional? Asking for a friend.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@petrillic @anildash My disruptive screensaver startup "scrnsvr" (no capitalization please) will help change your toxic attitude@petrillic @anildash #clicksheels #wheresmymoney@petrillic @anildash OK OK OK "The screensaver needs to be disrupted to reflect our dynamic times and promote mindful corporate thinking"@anildash Joking aside I do feel like the screensaver is something worthy of disruption, and now I can't believe I just said thatI want this but with winged toasters<3 regardless of how you feel about Snowden this is absurd.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthypsych! it got bored with all these twetes and drove away least he didn't do something modeled off "The Wire." is Twitter talking about someone in a wheelchair chasing a turkeyHey guys, remember "I work at Evernote and we're about to be acquired"-gate?This is such a patently absurd idea that it's either a red herring or Twitter is more lost than anyone suspected.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyHe was only in it to collect the reward $$$ for turning you in, does “Netflix and chill” HAVE to mean sex?
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@chrismessina @anildash @maura @blairreaves kinda like the people who recognize from the YouTube URL when a link is rickroll :)@anildash @chrismessina @maura @blairreaves is so dead that Facebook and Twitter are joining Medium in trying to take it over.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyBREAKING: Agency With Really Cool Office Space Somehow Loses Pitch To Agency With Just Sort Of Ordinary Office Space
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyOf Monsters And Mice And Men #BandBooksWeekHootie and the One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish #BandBooksWeek
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyConspiracy theory: Trump drops out of the race after knocking out all other candidates.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthy@imjasondiamond I'm really tempted to pick that reward and stipulate that "Tarzan Boy" gets played 5 times in a row.
She's not actually winking, but it's fun to pretend. #catstagram #catsofinstagram #russianblue @… off the presidential campaign: America is already great again.
Retweeted by Caroline McCarthyThis is like a metaphor for everything I do in life am honored 2 of Mr. Robot is gonna be weeeeeirrrrrd
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