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Empire's News Editor, host of The Empire Podcast and occasional Videblogisode Man. Tweets about Liverpool FC at - yes! - @ChrisHewittLFC. Instagram: ctah1976

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Day 1 is over. Best: the Penguins of Madagascar footage. Worst: the $5 burger I ate in desperation and which will undoubtedly resurface.@seragonz @NickdeSemlyen No booth, sadly! But we will be setting up a wheelbarrow filled with swag that we'll be rolling through Hall H.I'm at the Star Wars Rebels panel. I keep typing that as Star Wars Revels. Which is a different word! Hahahaha! I'm very, very tired. #SDCCI think BBC News just solved the 'unavoidable circumstances' surrounding the cancellation of Secret Cinema tonight… http://t.co/BWTCfyPL5z
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7/25
2014
The director of Project Almanac, Dean Israelite, is the younger cousin of Turtles director Jonathan Liebesman. What an inspirational story.Christ. RT @boxofficemojo: Focus Features will release 'Christ the Lord' ahead of Easter 2016: http://t.co/eHY3atwvbJAwkward: Jonathan Liebesman's name was spelled incorrectly on his name badge. Oops.A guy has just taken four minutes to ask a rambling question of the Turtles panel. As @jamescdyer says, Comic-Con has a better class of nut.@Pidge76 @doctorjr It's a psychological thing. He's not Bruce Wayne once the cowl is on.@doctorjr No, Keaton did.The ears, the chin, yadda yadda. Affleck's Batman is all about the voice. Got a feeling we might not have to wait that long to hear it.Trevor: I pay more rent, it should be MY name. Jeffrey: I did most of the decorating! Trevor: Wait, I have an IDEA! http://t.co/p1x6APnaeT
Retweeted by Chris HewittApple announced quarterly profits of $7.75bn. That's way more than Orange but of course you can't compare them.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@thegreaves Eh? No. The opposite. Was that not clear?Looking at a photo of the Secret Cinema Hill Valley set taken today and it looks about as finished as Hill Valley circa 1885.
Retweeted by Chris HewittWatching Jim Parsons in person is a disarming experience. You can absolutely see why they made Sheldon sweeter as Big Bang developed.Remarkable rates: http://t.co/JkeLMDaqqA
Retweeted by Chris HewittHall H activity about to begin with DreamWorks Animation. Disappointingly, nobody is cosplaying as that annoying kid with the fishing rod.Hall H two thirds empty. No, wait, half empty. No, wait, a third empty. STOP MOVING, EVERYONE, SO I CAN DO A HEAD COUNT. #ComicCon2014@aliciamalone Alright, I'll pop in but NO personal questions.http://t.co/KVpT1ChWvG
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@aliciamalone Ah, that room. Won't be there this year - light a candle in my memory!If your Secret Cinema outing was cancelled, just go to the cinema. Much easier.
Retweeted by Chris HewittToday's scream of existential despair: strangely melodic.@LukeWhiston @DanielBettridge Always be thankful that you're not me. ALWAYS.Day 1 of Comic-Con is the perfect time to experience technical problems that rate an 11 on the Fuchter Scale.girl did you fall from heaven? Is there a war in heaven? Has the Heavenly Host finally rebelled against the Creator? Who is winning, tell me
Retweeted by Chris HewittJust wanked the first 50 Shades Of Grey trailer. No! I mean I just wanked the first 50 Shades Of Grey trailer. Phew, nobody noticed. #wankedCan't stop watching this. The exact moment Tim Lovejoy realises he's made a bad career choice. http://t.co/ZAFE7bCiLH
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@londonfilmgeek Jesus. Worst nightmare. Maybe third worst. But still a VERY REAL FEAR.@watsongc It's Man United. I wouldn't watch them if they were playing in my room.Walked the floor at #ComicCon's preview night. It's an audio-visual bombardment like no other, like someone smashed a Michel Gondry piñata.@johnwilliedean A company called Chunk make great Star Wars tees. Bought this from a great Crouch End shop called @RhodaCrouchEnd.@yogoldsmith YOU HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST!@swhelband A gathering? Magic! (Is that right? Did I get it right?)Got my #ComicCon2014 pass. Fairly happy about it. http://t.co/wCOQeC2w7L
7/24
2014
@Ian_Gibson How big is the font? See you later!BOOM: RT @Marvel: Mark your calendars! #Marvel Studios adds a 3rd date to 2018 with a new film on May 4! http://t.co/lN0dW18Kit
Retweeted by Chris HewittApparently it's National Batman Day. To celebrate, I've just killed someone's parents. He'll thank me in about 25 years. #hero@jemjayjemba All sorted (ish) now. Nice meeting you too - sorry for the jetlagged incoherence!@nclowe It does not. Helen's off on holiday. No Whedon special for you!@swhelband I am, just about. And thanks!@aw_tanner Can't promise anything... But you never know!@Beggar_So I am Groot.@lennyukdeejay A question I ask myself every single day.@ChristPA See you here! Perhaps! #bigplace #dontgetlost@jamesjammcmahon The amazing thing about that phrase is there'll be a small group of people more angry about the C-word than the sentiment.Sadly couldn't be at Comic-Con 2014, but here's a snap from last year: @empiremagazine's @ChrisHewitt with Boba-rine. http://t.co/ycCXLYFu5e
Retweeted by Chris HewittMorning all. Feeling GREAT after a few hours of fitful sleep on a bed only marginally less uncomfortable than having sex with Groot. #SDCC@McKelvie It's worse than that. I won't name the company as the staff have been very helpful.Good news! We have arrived in San Diego, and checked into THE WORST HOTEL IN ALL OF CHRISTENDOM. Yes, I know, I shouldn't moan. But fuck it.@Sepulin @NickdeSemlyen @changoespacial On it. In it. #missyouguysalready #especiallyanadelaregueueueueueuera@devincf Same here. Fuck it, let's start our own Hall H. Mind you, I probably wouldn't get into that either.We have arrived at Comic-Con! Already in a long line. Must be for Hall H. I'm cosplaying as 'Guy about to undergo full body cavity search'.
7/23
2014
THERE WILL BE NO IDLE CHIT-CHAT.@NickdeSemlyen @joelmeadows1 EXCLUSIVE! TO EVERYONE!On the plane with @jamescdyer, en route to the whale's vagina. We might stop by San Diego for a bit as well. Comic-Con, here we come!This is still the best Robbie Keane related thing ever. http://t.co/hU2YYnOIpV
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@MooseAllain Thanks for making me laugh out loud on a train. Everyone thinks I'm a buffoon now, and I'm having to juggle to keep them happy.Occasionally stop passers-by in the street & ask for their serial number. When they look baffled, check behind their ear, note it, walk on.
Retweeted by Chris HewittI could've sworn I saw...No,no it's nothing http://t.co/ptvQA0uw0J
Retweeted by Chris HewittGot an automated PPI bollocks call... With a New York 212 area code, so I answered it. The bots are learning. Tricksy PPI bots.@HokusBloke @ThePCCLondon The man himself.I need no excuse to rewatch Rush Hour 3, but this will do: I'm hosting An Evening With Jackie Chan @ThePCCLondon on August 11. Details TBA.@mar_gar_ine Oh yeah, I'm living the dream, alright. Every day's a gift.As it's Prince George's birthday, the Home Office has upgraded its Nicholas Witchell warning to red, so unplug all TVs & stay safe, people.
Retweeted by Chris HewittCongratulations to Prince George on bagging his first commoner. May it be the first of many, my liege!Seen it... http://t.co/k5L9cT95QN
Retweeted by Chris HewittOh Twitter ❤️ http://t.co/sUWMS8UojO
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7/22
2014
Wow. According to the IMDb parents' guide, Pudsey the Dog: The Movie is *not* what I expected. http://t.co/lOJIPZoAHU http://t.co/6ifVM31Asm
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@nickmurftweets Spent a large part of the weekend quoting Get Carter. You lucky devil."I got your back" - World's worst nipple piercer.
Retweeted by Chris HewittT-shirts? Check. Spare pair of jeans? Dictaphone? Check. Full-size Rocket Raccoon love pillow? Check. Packing for #ComicCon2014 is complete!Downloading movies on Sky Go for the flight to San Diego. God help me, I've gone for the remake of Get Carter. I don't know why.@K_D_B_ Is that what we were hoping for? I wasn't. I was hoping for fun and that's what I got. It's epic in places, but hugely entertaining.@williambgoss @bdgrabinski @mrbeaks Reshoots?@markusj75 Did you see my previous tweet?@mojorisingkc You win a prize. The prize is me staring at you.@ellardent @NickdeSemlyen I'm gonna swing in and disagree. There's a big setpiece, but excellent character moments aplenty within.@SuzyK69 Thanks! Neeeeeeeeever gonna happen! #WalkingAlone@AintreeIron Not quite that good, but very good.@mavery1986 @HelenLOHara YES YE SYES GIMME GIMME@Shawky1969 Well, good for you. Just for you, then - it's the best Star Wars movie since The Empire Strikes Back.@mavery1986 @HelenLOHara No. It gives me a headache.@QueenSerenity42 Totes true.@mavery1986 @HelenLOHara Never 3D. For any film. 2D all the way.Guardians is a movie about a bunch of A-holes, made by a bunch of grade-A weirdos, that just happened to cost around $200 million.Guardians Of The Galaxy is the best Star Wars movie since Return Of The Jedi. So much fun.I am Groot.@TimonSingh @DanJolin @AliPlumb @HelenLOHara *blocked and reported for spam*@TimonSingh @DanJolin @AliPlumb @HelenLOHara Oh, no need to CC me in on that. I just host the bloody thing. Honestly, some people. Tsk.@Beggar_So @HelenLOHara Thank you!@SummerRay They are. They never let me stay out late or have friends round for sleepovers. Stupid mums.If you've noticed a marked improvement in the quality of my tweets over the weekend, that's because I wasn't online and didn't tweet. Oh.@SummerRay HOW DARE YOU ALL THOSE WOMEN ARE MY MUM
7/21
2014
These promoted tweets are really starting to get on my Wickes, it's got our name on it.
Retweeted by Chris HewittOn top of a cliff, my friend Baz has map problems. Never down, Baz. Never down. http://t.co/rAIBCzvrfmWent walking along these bastarding things yesterday. #SevenSisters #nature #shattered http://t.co/an1E6pTadHDon't just think of Rory McIlroy's Open win as a victory for all of Northern Ireland. Think of it as a victory for me.
7/20
2014
Bet this wins all the cartoonist awards for @BrookesTimes this year. Masterpiece http://t.co/d8NDXx1EOB
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7/19
2014
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