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Stuart Elmore @digitalgravy Peterborough, UK

Software Engineer with a passion for JavaScript, HTML and CSS. (in)Famous for fixing your code problems! Worked for @Skype. Views are my own blah blah

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Current status: new house...!
10/24
2014
MT @lmonasterio Torturing virtual people with crowd simulation http://t.co/xRObYCC522 Cc @mslima @digitalurban #ABM http://t.co/BKXvfekfvy
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10/19
2014
@kersley happy birthday matey boy!
10/18
2014
@seanuk hehehe :P I know@seanuk uhuh ;)@seanuk Dude, that's Star Trek, not Star Wars...
10/17
2014
He is America's ninja warrior. http://t.co/aorCq4LeFT
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWait, is that Ben Kingsley's son on the #apprentice ...?
10/15
2014
@liz_e I saw nothing... *whistles*Javascript, all the things http://t.co/ajaInIdB7G
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10/14
2014
I just backed anonabox : a Tor hardware router on @Kickstarter http://t.co/HmOzfvHqCzAnyone in the #Peterborough / #Huntingdon area able to recommend a house moving company?
10/13
2014
@seanuk @DavidDarnes I'm pretty sure Twitter does it by reporting as 'adult' content...
10/12
2014
@woo_hoo_2 you betcha!Up stupid early on a Saturday morning to join a queue with a million pensioners to get my flu jab.
10/11
2014
I swear, the only reason moving house is stressful is because everyone involved in the industry is incompetent. YOU HAVE ONE JOB.@WebsiteAngel not too bad ta, how are you? :)
10/10
2014
Greatest modal popup ever. http://t.co/65kwzb2FTE
10/9
2014
U OK Hun? http://t.co/f3RRgN6acdThis new Jessie J single sleeve looks set to be a design classic. Great flame work http://t.co/g4fa3lCp5T
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreGuys, what's with all the sudden @Pinterest hate? Yeah it can be kinda un-intuitive, but seriously; are you all in the same room...?
10/8
2014
@whoatemycrayons @Joffff no problems if it's the 6th :)@whoatemycrayons just thought, what date will it be?Attempting to go for afternoon tea at Orchard Tea Gardens, Grantchester... Wasn't expecting this! http://t.co/rA5PxCQmVp
10/5
2014
@whoatemycrayons yeah I'd love to talk about security if that's still ok? :)Gotta hand it to @UberEnt, that is one epic pitch video https://t.co/9ak5IJibXU
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10/4
2014
@Sam_Piggott @DavidDarnes http://t.co/yX2wHD56NH
10/1
2014
@Joffff https://t.co/JUON7ZJb8F ONE JOB.I hear Magneto runs a branch of KFC these days too... http://t.co/3LlVUO4kPoRT @Sparkle__Monkey: The joy of Twitter. http://t.co/cosx2sAvjJ // haha love this
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9/29
2014
Go home FIFA, you're drunk http://t.co/AQKBP9xmLD
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreBuilding OS X Apps with JavaScript http://t.co/tYBDcAntMq (cmts http://t.co/xurfnvVfPS)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreEngineers don't let engineers design user interfaces. http://t.co/XKSDUOxKHe
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9/28
2014
Hipster level: Final Boss http://t.co/I6ze1TxZzf
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI'm actually pretty frightened about the Shellshock bug... Some ridiculously high percentage of ALL THE DEVICES are vulnerable.@kersley @Joffff have a look to see if the chipset has Linux drivers (my money is on yes) then they'll probably work since OSX is just BSD.@Joffff @kersley hmmm... Sounds like bullshit."A bug called Bash" http://t.co/amp9t64not
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWTF is wrong with IBM?! “JSONx is an IBM standard format to represent JSON as XML http://t.co/LLCzz2jTLzhttp://t.co/P2xyAo4W2c
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreEverything you need to know about the Shellshock Bash bug http://t.co/DNvYhFAE9U (cmts http://t.co/nd8oDYQyxH)
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9/26
2014
Wow, @googlechrome really doesn't like iOS 8 on iPad... #unusable http://t.co/Ge9nRGUl09Don't upgrade to iOS 8.0.1 or you may experience “no service” http://t.co/UWwPz2vXR2 (cmts http://t.co/UWwPz2vXR2)
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9/25
2014
@studioromeo @kersley @Jrutlanddesign yeah, that's often the problem :(@kersley @Jrutlanddesign hence why I quit!@kersley @Jrutlanddesign yes. Always. Also the question "Can't we just scrap it and make something useful?" Came up daily.Advanced tech earplugs designed for optimal listening http://t.co/1P2qUZ3uoG (cmts http://t.co/KbnIMxDIF1)
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@kersley @Jrutlanddesign just wanna point out I worked on this...
9/24
2014
Soft lapping of the water at the docks @ Gouvia Harbour, Cofu http://t.co/zm5vTBAqWm
9/23
2014
@Larryjimjam (I know this is iOS 7.1.2, but 8 *should* be the same - just updating now to confirm)@Larryjimjam but once the iMessage is received it loses the option... http://t.co/T8j5FiBjs7@Larryjimjam so while the iMessage is trying to send you can press and hold on it and see this menu: http://t.co/o2TKVQ3Dzj@seanuk ok :)@seanuk Yep - as soon as you sent that tweet!@seanuk :D http://t.co/C4tmla7vbk@Larryjimjam on the iMessage you've already tried to send... I'll try get a screenshot!@Larryjimjam oh also you may want to check Settings/Messages and enable/turn on "Send as SMS"@Larryjimjam you should be able to press & hold on a text and send via SMS? I'm having no issues here...? xSomeone is not having a great morning at http://t.co/YQD97lVqqx ... http://t.co/w7RHldzGRr
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9/19
2014
My cat doesn't know how to "cat"... http://t.co/Nc3uGP0RDN@WebsiteAngel @andyreedman I'm sure you can work mine out ;)
9/18
2014
Monaco Race the Sun The Bridge Gunpoint Gone Home Papers Plz Prison Architect Luftrausers Hammerwatch SteamWorld Dig https://t.co/ojk4vmKJiw
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9/16
2014
@Joffff @pborocurryclub hmmm this is an interesting concept. Let me consult the calendar!Apple releases U2 album removal tool http://t.co/Za82zVCUbo (cmts http://t.co/0LDzwzo9hD)
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@HazelLCottrell we (@Joffff et al) found that a few months ago and most of us were spontaneously sick on our keyboards.Incredible shot of a swimmer who is above the surface, but hasn't broke the water tension. http://t.co/zX5ccaaGan
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@Joffff @HazelLCottrell Hahahaha! You're kidding, right? :P@HazelLCottrell @localbuzzmarket I was on the way to my Mum's in Ramsey from shopping in Cambridge!
9/15
2014
I have no iPhone, so I've just found Bono climbing through my window to sneak a vinyl copy of their LP onto my shelf.I hit him with a broom
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@seanuk /me spends the afternoon building a bot that follows then unfollows @seanuk...@HazelLCottrell just saw your car in Warboys?!
9/14
2014
@andyreedman presumably because noone's watching."Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec. God fucking damnit. " http://t.co/2R4MXIVIcY
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@version7 yup.Every time I hear Apple say "intimate" about their watch, I think of this http://t.co/yp6a2ybEJ6
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThe Apple Watch reminds me of the first iteration of the iPhone. I think it's a pretty exciting start to what will become something great
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWe need to raise money for Jony Ive. #HelpTeachJonyToReadJony Ive is no longer human, he has transcended to something more 'refined'.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreJony Ive. He's still locked in that white room. #freejonyiveOMG APPLE ARE BRING OUT iEARTH?!@dannycroft @andyreedman HOUSE!Erm, also, doesn't NFC payments only work for payments under £15?Apple Pay: Guaranteed to maybe not even work in the UK™No-one, ever, has done anything to make the credit card system. Ever. Oh, apart from Chip and Pin for ALL OF EUROPE.@nmyers89 There is also a Japanese (Or cantonese?) man in the background :(@scottmkroberts *without Chinese translation"It just works." - Apple on anything but their livestream.Phil Schiller’s Chinese is impeccable. #appleevent
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@rowungiles both, simultaneously.So, refreshing Safari helps reboot the multilingual #AppleEvent livestream for about 5 seconds. Colour me impressed.Oh, good. Yep. Totally missed iPhone 6 being announced. Good work whoever's in charge of the live stream.Glad to see there's been a lot of work put into this #AppleEvent livestream...Errr....? WTF is happening? #AppleEvent is just falling apart. Piss up in a brewery anyone?!.@andyreedman iTRUCK HYPE!@scottmkroberts hahaha! God this is just getting worse and worse now. First the double music now this? Wow.@scottmkroberts wait, are you not seeing the test card?Loving this. #AppleEvent #Fail http://t.co/3H4dPfeb3WWho the hell is in charge of the audio at the #AppleEvent?! Steve Jobs wouldn't stood for this.@kurtcruse OMG I can barely watch it.
9/9
2014
@InTRobbie welcome back!@DavidDarnes the lol will come when they don't announce a watch at all.
9/8
2014
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