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I'm celebrating my 2^5 - 1 birthday tonight, 9:30 at Lustre Pearl. Come on out and join me!

We are "blowing up social media" talking about XBox One according to the GDEX. And the GDEX fucking knows okay? The GDEX is NSA FUNDED.
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本日の暇カプチーノ、『モノクマ@ダンガンロンパ』。 http://t.co/CvHKHrwTCy
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@efalcao @hobokenpie Oh and some pieces were eaten by our employees- I'm sorry!@HobokenPie it absolutely did, in fact. That's right out of your carrier's bag and onto the table. Only thing we did was un-stack them.

Write Nagios checks for all your assumptions.@HobokenPie not so sure about the state of this pizza http://t.co/PTUPR3oxPSTIL i say "umm" a lot

@victortrac painful like no wifi without running 3.10 kernel. No time to get over the hurdles while still needing to get work done.@victortrac I just got a t431s and it's been painful. Also, not high res (neither is the X1 carbon)

@lizwinks truth.

TIL "drug rug"If you can't spot the brogrammer in your first year at a company, you are the brogrammer. In other news, it's pushup-thirty

@lizwinks I'm very glad to be part of the cool kids club but if I vined a workout that'd probably put me in the creepy kids club

So cool. #angelhackatx at @massrelevance https://t.co/Dbzwv4bZbf
Retweeted by Eric FalcaoHack all night, sleep all day #AngelHackATX http://t.co/nfs7HLHwOK
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@uberpong not going to be able to make it since I've been at the office for 14 hours today. need to spend it with the family tomorrow :)@lizwinks looks tasty. pizza is about to show up at the office. not nearly as gourmet :)@aoberoi @tokbox @massrelevance we take care of our employees and our guests =)#AngelHackATX anyone for ping pong?#AngelHackATX on freenode

desks all set up for #angelhack Austin! http://t.co/jiKvJeLLEZ

@victortrac @acmcelwee bingo. although he wasn't present. somebody was moving desks =) f'n hipsters.@colemercer @acmcelwee what? there was two?Pouring one out for the Apple Thunderbolt Display that just fell 4 feet to it's death /cc: @acmcelwee@jcsalterego @bdainton we pivoted into regional banking...thousands of miles away from us. :-)@jcsalterego @bdainton haha yup! I saw that logo a while ago when I was watching an NHL game. Their logo was on the boards behind the goalieGot to talking with @bdainton and next thing I know it's two in the morning.@bretthoerner I can't wait to hear the backstory on that one. Clearly somebody did something amazing.

@sssssnake I pretty much met most of your family today. need me to deliver any messages? :)

Google hangout chats in gmail are super laggy@thestartupchef @elbenshira we just try to be super inclusive@ericflo if you figure out how to stop those. please let me know :)

@mperham @therealadam t431s, complete with vga port. lol http://t.co/20i3EGaJ03@jtdriscoll @scottstater @dgibbons6 @suzyqtexas @eoshow the audio is disturbing :)news this week: i'm going to try and ditch my apple laptop. lenovo is the new sexy.@bretthoerner that sucks. hope you get to 100% soon.@bretthoerner sounds awesome but so was the pool & sunshine today.@cra love tulum. have a chelada for me. so jelly@HobokenPie thank you for the poolside delivery today. It was delish :-)@gkap8 @southwestair #humblebrag

@lizwinks @cra @thestartupchef now that's romance@cra @thestartupchef @lizwinks lol. calorie supplier with a judging eye ;)@HobokenPie @jcsalterego turns out it was the 15% tip for big orders…it just presents itself rather awkwardly when you remove items.something is wrong with this shopping cart…. @HobokenPie http://t.co/2jQZ6JfwsQ

@scottstater Thank you =) It's plugged in and awaiting it's inaugural blend tomorrow. We're thinking piña colada to start

@jdeeringdavis we're headed to the beach in Destin. Our third year doing it :-)vacation preparation! http://t.co/UnHMAwMuZ0

party time! @ Casa Falcao http://t.co/RzcUKHk6pg

Saw my TV guilty pleasure of a few years ago @F1abraham at Rudy's this evening.Two (out of 6) cr1.8xlarge host failures on EC2 this week. What is up?

Distributed writes are hard. Let's add a lock and call it a day.COTA is one of the 4 finalists to host the Summer @ESPN @XGames! RETWEET if you want to see the #XGames at @CircuitAmericas!
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late night political "discussion" with strangers at the W. Spoiler: nobody changed anybody's mind.@cuveecoffee how do I get more of that amazing smooth iced coffee you were serving at the #livefire event. I've been dreaming about it :)

who wrote that blog post that comp is a mix of learning/pay and that one end of the scale is college where you get negative income to learn?

Just when I thought I was good at this whole distributed systems thing, I get hit by a read before write bug. #noob@danclien @bretthoerner @victortrac @jcsalterego when you find something let me know….

@mswain in the membrane at @austinonrails talking about AWS. http://t.co/1JOUvRFhUl
Retweeted by Eric FalcaoHad a good laugh: "we should vine a lenovo unboxing but none of us have an iPhone" ta-da: https://t.co/3LgP0JYxz1

@efalcao @jcsalterego @mperham well…lower the bar i suppose.@jcsalterego @mperham +1 to that. raise the bar then lower it slowly =)

@kmdasch @jtdriscoll I have no idea what you're talking about :-)gorgeous day for a race! @ Circuit of the Americas http://t.co/PWxL2USOwa

@bretthoerner congrats dude. Sun's out, guns out!It's remarkable how hard it is to get streaming youtube over webex and appletv at the same time over wifi to workFree business idea: plug into Google Apps Calendar and solicit meeting feedback from attendees right after meeting concludes.

@boxsupport nope. never attended an event. I only suspect because the first time I ever heard about okta was during a box demo….Hey @BoxHQ, I like your service but I think you shared my email with @okta. Why?

@joshrickel yeah it's totally plausible. that's the crazy part. as a technologist, i'm inclined to agree. that just makes me crazy.This is not a good article to keep my tinfoil hat under wraps: http://t.co/7S9v2TDc9i@bdainton 10ish. see you soon.@victortrac It's either Vogels or Bezos =)

I love that Google Docs presentations are starting to be more prevalent at Mass Relevance. Content over LooksMongoDB - one of the most successful mug companies of our time.
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OH: "Red Bull gives you wings. Two Red Bulls gives you gas"

@victortrac wow.

@isaach well done :)

@bretthoerner this is becoming your avatar: http://t.co/Zy7eHK95FfWant to do top-notch AWS engineering Netflix-style? Mass Relevance is hiring a DevOps Engineer http://t.co/dFAyfJfzr4@bretthoerner that tweet really matches your new avatar.

Some of the @massrelevance crew has assembled for after-hours hacking at @CWCoffeeHouse #MRNights. http://t.co/9pRLlsxyZm
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@bdainton groan@MichaelJDoddJr I bought Bitcoin at a dollar. Sold last year @ $20 to buy a bike :(@efalcao there’s no point in not eating all of the delicious things in Austin if you can’t take your six-pack out for a spin now and then
Retweeted by Eric FalcaoConfirmed: Every Austin man's dream is to run town lake with his shirt off. (sample size: 2)

@lizwinks 'merica@iwarshak I would never eat the food. Can I get E. Coli from a soda fountain? Can bacteria survive in a diet soda?@livehappy8 I know… the thing is coffee shops have all these things, except they're packed all the time. Slow wifi, no seats, etc.@therealadam I can see the @hipsterhacker tweet now: I hacked at McDonalds before it was cool.Keeping it classy: My new favorite coffee shop to work from is McDonalds: cheap coffee, power, seating, wifi. Just don't eat anything!

lol'd big time at this @npr @pescami story about the final four: http://t.co/e2Ct9radGG@jcsalterego damn you've discovered our pivot!@pescami I laughed so hard at the bleeps on this one. Almost choked on my breakfastOfficial ASCII art of our engineering team: https://t.co/kH8sz3KeEv

@isaach where is that from?

#thankyou no, thank you! @jasoncosta @Reeve @jeremysf@reeve my big feedback is to allow for a TTL for more frequent updating of card data (e.g. an image card representing a live poll)@joshrickel croquet first then announcementrooftop "lawn" at twitter @ Twitter HQ http://t.co/WPVHPLYrf6