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Civil Engineer. Employee turned Entrepreneur. Creativity Seeker. MUFC fan

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#EidMubarak to all our Muslim fans celebrating around the world. Enjoy the festivities. #mufc
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7/28
2014
@jhunjhunwala Ishant Sharma is like that bua ka ladka who looks good for nothing but gets more marks than you in the final exams
7/21
2014
Although its a new beginning for me i will always have a special place in my heart for @ManUtd & the fans #fact
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7/17
2014
Palestine http://t.co/Z3FoCyD9D8
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7/12
2014
@Myself_Hidayat Bhaag Lavezzi Bhaag
7/9
2014
@jaavedjaaferi toh last time we saw such a drubbing was the Cong in the general elections ๐Ÿ˜‰The only way #Brazil can win now is if Rajnikanth pulls on a yellow jersey #BRAGER #FifaWorldCup@disha1884 oh puhleasee.. U know we engineers are cool like that.. Isaac and Albert is how we roll ๐Ÿ˜‰@disha1884 so finally the BCA topper knows what 'cool' people like us talk about ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
7/8
2014
Today makes 3 years of one of my happiest days of my life. Thanks Sir Alex, thanks @manutd http://t.co/aM43rMOFHZ
Retweeted by Faraz@mesambit @disha1884 thank you and Ramadan Kareem to you and your families as well ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
6/29
2014
@kamaalrkhan sab ki jalan se tumhe khushi nahi milti, chayn milta hai #ek villain
6/26
2014
@mesambit Aahh.. Still pales in comparison with his extremely stupid biting episode@mesambit have said it before will say it again .. Brilliant Footballer.. Awful awful human being
6/24
2014
@kamaalrkhan vishal bharadwaj ko bhool gaye
6/23
2014
@themichaelowen how far from his level is De Gea you reckon?@jhunjhunwala Messi scored after the 90th minute while the game is for 90 mins.. Yeh 1 minute extra kahan se aaya.. Yehi toh scam hai
6/21
2014
@jhunjhunwala Defend karenge WC.. Jab tak hai Ishant(team se bahar) ๐Ÿ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Bangladesh has a better chance of winning cricket WC than England winning the FIFA one@Myself_Hidayat brilliant player.. Awful human being
6/19
2014
@juniorbachchan they just went from under 'dogs' to dark 'horses'@jhunjhunwala Spain is falling quicker than House Stark in GoTThis Spain defence has more holes than an Indian road during monsoons@jhunjhunwala Chile scores.. Song plays in the stadium.. Tujhko 'Mirchi' lagi toh main kya karoon ๐Ÿ˜‰
6/18
2014
@jhunjhunwala Bosnia and Herzegovina naam rakh ke ek hi team utaari hai, doosri team kahan gayi, yehi toh scam haiTook over 60 mins but finally the real #ARG have shown up
6/15
2014
@jhunjhunwala wonder if they'll have to end up paying 3 guna Lagaan if they lose ๐Ÿ˜‰
6/14
2014
@Myself_Hidayat Argentina, Holland and France@Myself_Hidayat really tough now.. Will most probably clash with Brazil in the next round if they make it out of theirs@jhunjhunwala to quote the great Ravi Shastri 'Spain being taken to the cleaners here' ๐Ÿ˜‰@jhunjhunwala it's 5 now!!!! LOL@jhunjhunwala 4 Goals!!! Holland playing to get bonus point in this match. ๐Ÿ˜‰@jhunjhunwala they are hoping to get a tax rebate from the WB government@jhunjhunwala Nessie ki taisi kar di Preity ney@jhunjhunwala John Abraham is the new Rusell Arnold then ๐Ÿ˜‰
6/13
2014
@jhunjhunwala this trip is as useful as a nasal block remover for Himesh Reshammiya@jhunjhunwala FIFA World Cup is the MNREGA for National Football team coaches
6/12
2014
@jhunjhunwala What do you call a MMS clip of Delhi? Hell in a Cell !!@jhunjhunwala Delhi is what hell wants to be when it grows up
6/10
2014
@disha1884 esp around the Del NCR region ๐Ÿ˜‰
6/8
2014
@jhunjhunwala AAP is your worst nightmares.. All resignations without asking!!!!
6/6
2014
@jhunjhunwala this is what happens when you cross Farhan Akhtar with Nana Patekar http://t.co/07PHo6nzcf
6/5
2014
@rameshsrivats Hit wicket would be Rahuled
6/4
2014
@Myself_Hidayat Aligarh ka launda hai!!!
6/1
2014
@jhunjhunwala Form is temporary,Class is permanent.. Nehra scoring another 50 for the opposition and becoming their 2nd highest scorer
5/30
2014
CBSE results are the perfect example to the world of how to get as close as possible to 100% without ever achieving it@jhunjhunwala whatsapp should resign
5/29
2014
@jhunjhunwala to quote Sallu Bhai - Ek baar jo maine resignation de di toh phir toh main apney aap ki bhi nahi sunta@jhunjhunwala Jao pehle uss aadmi ka resignation le kar aao jisne IPL main Sidhu ko rakha,phir tum jahan kahoge main wahan resign kar doonga
5/28
2014
@KP24 and then people accuse you of causing disharmony #smh
5/27
2014
It's now confirmed that Hubble telescope is being used to click the cabinet ministers in order to accommodate Nitin Gadkari in the frame@jhunjhunwala The oath taking ceremony is the MNREGA scheme for Doordarshan@jhunjhunwala NDTV has managed the incredible feat of making a boring ceremony totally unsufferable
5/26
2014
@rioferdy5 top drawer from Di Maria to create that chance@themichaelowen I remember you questioning the wisdom of out swinging corners once, CL final both goals from them ๐Ÿ˜‰
5/24
2014
@juniorbachchan gives a new meaning to the phrase 'Sight for sore eyes' !!!@sardesairajdeep or you could just read up on Ramdev and feel the same #achche din
5/21
2014
@jhunjhunwala you can provide it to him on The Awesomeness Hour ๐Ÿ˜‰@jhunjhunwala after your stupendous victory on twitter, hope you have submitted your claim to rule to Arnab for approval ๐Ÿ˜‰Great to see Louis Van Gaal has been named @ManUtd manager. Looking forward to working with him
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5/20
2014
@jhunjhunwala there's more chance of India winning the FIFA World Cup than of Rahul Gandhi winning a general election@jhunjhunwala latest Hollywood film called 'Rahul Gandhi - Logic Hunter' ๐Ÿ˜‰Congratulation on a great career Ryan Giggs and all the best in this new endeavour as #ManchesterUTDโ€ฆ http://t.co/xowGBGcfiA
Retweeted by FarazBREAKING: Ryan Giggs retires from playing. Read the new no.2's open letter to #mufc fans: http://t.co/IMtn2vdt52 http://t.co/Io0mmPISBw
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5/19
2014
Congress fighting election after election under Rahul Gandhi is like Yash Raj trying to relaunch Uday Chopra in Dhoom franchise@jhunjhunwala Rahul's autobiography to be called 'How to make news by winning Nothing'@mesambit true that.. Let's see if they have the guts to do something about it.. Although I highly doubt it@mesambit Bhai agar itni akal hoti toh yeh haal hota kya.. Backing a lame horse always results in losing the race!!!
5/16
2014
@jhunjhunwala King's XI performance so far has been as dominant as Arnab is the Times Now studio ๐Ÿ˜‰SRK's concept of method acting is growing his beard and blonde streaking his hair
5/14
2014
Thanks for the memories, @rioferdy5. Retweet to show your appreciation for a truly great #mufc defender. http://t.co/sOZph0VPI1
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5/13
2014
@jhunjhunwala by that logic making Ashutosh the Education minister will ensure perfect English speaking students ๐Ÿ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Election for Arnab: Formality to elect PM already decided by him@subramanianravi giving Faulkner the MOM yesterday was like crediting Uday Chopra for Dhoom 3's success ๐Ÿ˜‰@subramanianravi should have been either Yuvraj or Smith.. Faulkner's was a surprise decision
5/12
2014
@farazmehdi Crap man! don't remind me! We both would have killed him if the loss to SA had screwed us. Dimaag kharab ho gaya uss din.
Retweeted by Faraz@jhunjhunwala LOL.. In that match Ashish 'Dental' Nehra was the pick of the bowlers ๐Ÿ˜œ@jhunjhunwala you forgot THE MUNAF@jhunjhunwala Dinda is as useful as logic in a Newshour debate ๐Ÿ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Yuvi and Viru making 50s on the same day is like Jacky Bhagnani & Tushar Kapoor getting 100 crore collection for their films@jhunjhunwala you mean that IPL is the BCCI Zoozoo Rozgaar Yojna@jhunjhunwala Yuvi in this IPL is as big a flop as Vijay Mallya's haircut@jhunjhunwala your books seems to have inspired Yuvi.. His new mantra is 'How to earn millions while scoring nothing' ๐Ÿ˜‰
5/11
2014
@jhunjhunwala I think MI just consumed the same stuff that KKR had the other day
5/10
2014
Making Cuttack the home ground for King's XI is like eating dosa with mayonnaise and ketchup@jhunjhunwala When CSK lose,Sivaramakrishnan sounds like the guy whose daughters marriage has been cancelled at the last minute due to dowry@piersmorgan @KP24 just wanted to get away from a left arm spinner@jhunjhunwala making Punjab play their home game in Cuttack is like asking Sunny Leone to wear a Sari throughout a movie@jhunjhunwala Maxwell treats Ashwin with as much respect as Sallu does with his girlfriends@jhunjhunwala Maxwell is Zinta agent
5/7
2014
@jhunjhunwala retaining Harbhajan while selling Maxwell and Smith is like holding on to your Bajaj Chetak and selling your Audi and BMW@jhunjhunwala Parthiv Patel looks like the little kid who has been told to reach home before dark after playing cricket@jhunjhunwala Gayle with Parthiv Patel is like Khali with Rajpal Yadav
5/6
2014
@jhunjhunwala haha.... Last time it was Rasgullas and now Bounty.. Glad to activate your sweet tooth ๐Ÿ˜ƒ@jhunjhunwala not even worth this Bounty http://t.co/iawr3tHxOb@jhunjhunwala Shukla bowling a good over is as big a fluke as Vadra marrying Priyanka Gandhi@jhunjhunwala the only team whose 'Vijay' Murali ensures is the opposing one ๐Ÿ˜‰KKR wickets falling quicker than Harsha Bhogle's hair
5/5
2014
@disha1884 always suspected you were a closet Himes fan.. Inner Sherlock 1::Stunned Friend 0 ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ@jhunjhunwala Maxwell with a bat is as destructive as Sunny Deol with a hand pump #Fact #PepsiIPL
5/3
2014
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