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Civil Engineer. Employee turned Entrepreneur. Creativity Seeker. MUFC fan

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@jhunjhunwala George Bailey should be given the best actor in this year's Oscars after acting interested in talking to Ramiz Raja@jhunjhunwala like Sanjay Manjrekar, Ramiz Raja and Russell Arnold being a committee to investigate biased commentators
4/20
2014
@disha1884 watching double header today.. RCBvsMI & KKRvsDD.. Also going for RCBvsKKR on 24th with Mom & Shaista
4/19
2014
@chetan_bhagat what about T-1 in Dubai.. Does that count? πŸ˜‰@disha1884 someone's gonna be finally watching it LIVE 😜😜 #IPLinUAE
4/17
2014
@Mufc_Info so which club is finally buying him off us? πŸ˜‰@mesambit while Neymar could only hit the post!!!!!@mesambit bhai bale just proved his worth with that run and goal πŸ˜‰Just when you think the commentary can't get worse, in step L Sivaramakrishnan & Pommie Mbangwa
4/16
2014
@jhunjhunwala Mulayam Singh has as much regards for women as Arnab has for a maun vrat
4/15
2014
@jhunjhunwala Daisy Shah auditioned for Raja Harishchandra@jhunjhunwala Jai Ho is probably the only film to feature a Tonk and a Tank 😜@jhunjhunwala range of noise level in India..Manmohan Singh<Sanjay Manjrekar's commentary<Sidhu in CNWK & the pinnacle..Arnab in Newshour
4/13
2014
@jhunjhunwala Sri Lanka to shift home matches to Bangladesh after winning Asia Cup & WCT20 there@jhunjhunwala the only thing worse than India's batting at the death is the commentary trio of Manjrekar, Raja and Russell Arnold
4/6
2014
Two-goal @JuanMata8 on celebrating his free-kick with De Gea: "David told me before the game that I would score. That's why I ran to him."
Retweeted by Faraz
4/5
2014
@jhunjhunwala Ind/SL final is as certain as the police reaching after everything's done and dusted in Hindi films@jhunjhunwala the latest rage amongst the S.A players http://t.co/hTLUJRnQQz#YoSanjaySoBiased he says wow without looking at the distance of an aerial shotHendricks' hairstyle reminds me of Amrish Puri from Temple of Doom http://t.co/YNIyX6o2Vo@jhunjhunwala haha.. Sir agar aaj jeet gaye toh Rasgulla toh banta haiWarne ney picchley janam main koi ghor paap kiya hoga that's why he's sitting next to Manjrekar in the commentary box@jhunjhunwala Making sense of what Manjrekar says is like trying to decipher Pawar's speechesKhane ko milega sab ko rasgulla, Ab ki baar @jhunjhunwalaSanjay Manjrekar now advising Dhoni on his captaincy.. Bas ab yehi reh gaya tha #INDvsSA #WCT20
4/4
2014
These Sri Lankan wickets are falling faster than people being expelled by BJP@jhunjhunwala listening to Sanjay Manjrekar and Russell Arnold's commentary is like hearing Ashutosh & Rakhi Sawant speaking in English@jhunjhunwala Ravi Shankar Prasad has already asked for Rajnath Singh's resignation
4/3
2014
Man of the Match 3/3: Retweet this to vote for Nemanja Vidic as #mufc's best player against @FCBayernEN. http://t.co/CuerL94a1Z
Retweeted by Faraz
4/1
2014
@piersmorgan who do you think will win the EPL?@jhunjhunwala you know the momentum is with you when even Bhuvaneshwar Kumar gets a wicketRohit Sharma.. Coz hitting bad balls for 6 is too mainstream 😑😑
3/30
2014
@piersmorgan after IPL, now the Carribean Premier League.. For an unpopular guy, @KP24 seems to get picked up a lot http://t.co/vY8maOJVL6
3/29
2014
@jhunjhunwala Ravi Shastri is to cliches what Harsha Bhogle is to stating the obvious πŸ˜‰Just when you think you can enjoy an Indian win, Ravi Shastri comes on air #IndvsBan #wt20Harsha describing Kohli's shot sounds like a proud parent at a PTA meeting #IndvsBan #wt20
3/28
2014
Nasser Hussain sounding as if he's just had a successful hair transplant #EngvSL #wt20@jhunjhunwala totally.. Talent ka bhandaar.. Galiyon ki bauchchar aur bangladeshiyon ki haar πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Nikhil Chopra is as much an expert on cricket matters as Uday Chopra on method acting@jhunjhunwala Dilshan is so out of form ki ab usey dawa ki nahi Ishant Sharma ki zaroorat hai πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Neil Nitin Mukesh to play all 3 in Youngistaan 3@vikramsathaye also applies to Mr. Srinivasan
3/27
2014
@jhunjhunwala I solemnly believe in the mantra.. Don't Angry Arnab πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Judge, jury aur Jallad .. Arnab hai faulad ki aulaad@jhunjhunwala umpire Arnab πŸ˜‰@sweta_kanoria congrats!! EHDF ki Jai!!!!
3/25
2014
@mesambit imagine Di Maria providing these crosses to Aguero in the WC.. What a prospect!!!@mesambit @andresiniesta8 true that.. An edge of the seat thriller@mesambit @realmadrid @FCBarcelona wide play is just killing Barca.. Breaking with deadly pace and accuracyRavi Shastri taking grammar lessons from Ashutosh.. Calling Rohit Sharma 'free stroking' @jhunjhunwala@jhunjhunwala we can run but we can't hide πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala the only Russell we should worry about is Arnold πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala haha.. Anger crushes talent every time πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala the arc follows Malinga's without the Maggi in the hair@jhunjhunwala Talented Rohit being out scored by Angry Virat@jhunjhunwala the villagers in Lagaan had won the match in the time that they are taking for this innings break@jhunjhunwala this time taken to settle score is longer than a Ashutosh Gowariker film@jhunjhunwala Mishra sliding on the ground is more awkward than Ashutosh speaking English@jhunjhunwala West Indies' expected score is lower than Congress seat tally in the coming election@VocabSahab @jhunjhunwala and Chaini khaini@jhunjhunwala also slower than English words coming out of Pak players mouth 😜@jhunjhunwala slower than Ashwin chasing a ball on the field
3/23
2014
@GNev2 how good is it to see fletcher back doing what he does best@GeniusFootball Ar5enal
3/22
2014
@jhunjhunwala UP english rocks.. Still beats Pak english hands down@jhunjhunwala India defeating Pak in a WC is as certain as Arnab out shouting all the guests put together πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala there's more chance of Bangladesh becoming a superpower than of Pak beating Ind in a WC matchπŸ‘πŸ‘@jhunjhunwala Ramiz wet his pants when talented Rohit got out in this talented manner@jhunjhunwala and now flying all over 😜@jhunjhunwala you know it's bad for Pak when even Ramiz Raja can't find anything positive@CricketGandu @BollywoodGandu Harsha is such a Boy Scout that he mentioned that Shoaib had gone down holding his thumb 😜@jhunjhunwala Maqsood pariwaar ka aagey badhna khatrey main@jhunjhunwala he is as big a threat to team India as Ishant Sharma πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Rohit Sharma is the recipient of the Uday Chopra Talent ka Bhandaar Award@jhunjhunwala chakhna makers in a win win situation πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Mission 131Suresh Raina's nephew is getting twitchy already #INDvsPAK #wt20@jhunjhunwala LOL.. On it as we speak.. Looking up 'Cliches for Dummies' by Lord Ravi Shastri@jhunjhunwala please don't put pressure on youngsters@jhunjhunwala he is the direct descendant of Kachra from Lagaan@jhunjhunwala and here comes the cavalry.. Ramiz and Shastri on air.. Time to hit the mute button@jhunjhunwala Funny thing is that Manjrekar is the only constant.. The others come and go in order to survive@jhunjhunwala expecting Manjrekar to be unbiased with his commentary is like expecting Arnab to let his guests finish their sentences@jhunjhunwala he sounded more excited than the time he got laid for the first time πŸ˜‰@jhunjhunwala Shehzad looks like Harwan Baweja.. Was bound to screw things up
3/21
2014
@jhunjhunwala biopic on Advani being launched 'Haath ko aaya, moonh na laga'
3/20
2014
@jhunjhunwala or 'Panauti with Pawar'
3/19
2014
@piersmorgan The David Moyes pension fund@jhunjhunwala haha.. That would lead to total Galactic domination by Russia@jhunjhunwala Arnab is the Putin of news channels@jhunjhunwala there's more chance of finding that missing plane than of Ashutosh completing a grammatically correct sentence@jhunjhunwala if Arnab was around in 1962, India would have won the war without a single bullet being fired@piersmorgan @KP24 he better not start whistling now@Riteishd yeh French Toast hai.. Yeh sirf India main hi milta hai πŸ˜ƒ
3/18
2014
@bhogleharsha Malinga proving you wrong once again Harsha@AnupamPkher Mahie Gill
3/17
2014
@shreyaghoshal oud is the name@kamaalrkhan aandhi nahin toofan hai!!
3/16
2014
@piersmorgan imagine the joy for @DelhiDaredevils when they found out that @KP24 is available throughout the IPL #ecbclowns #ipl 2014
3/9
2014
@GNev2 most exciting player in the PL right now(English & Non English)?
3/8
2014
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