Mac editor, http://t.co/gmrsJZbuak. NSFW and profane SJW. Married to @fletchen. I write for the users.
@Schwieb too high to get over.I don’t care what the sales charts say, “Off the Wall” is Michael Jackson’s best album. https://t.co/TF7kCm1VVY http://t.co/FITrUAQ8nnThe Halloween Whopper is Donald Trump’s horcrux. Eat it and you become a Death Eater.@strngwys @SeamusBellamy whatever love left for that song after taylor swift was done with it disappeared for me with ariana grande...If I could invent something it would be an instant emergency box of kittens.@fletchen @strngwys And she’s having his baby. It’s a tragedy from start to finish.@GlennF it’s a bit like when the hacker girl catches the t-rex’s eye in Jurassic Park.@fletchen @strngwys It's like Diana Ross and "Upside Down." I love the jam, even if I don't like the lyrical content.Find out what’s changed in Adobe’s updated Creative Cloud apps. http://t.co/u9B8C1xSoI http://t.co/W3klshlsxxYou saw it on the iPad Pro, now get it yourself: Adobe Photoshop Fix for iOS. http://t.co/L5lN9Ej0gD http://t.co/BkZzCXB3Fk@strngwys “Everything She Wants” is my forever jam.@hippiemanx make it look like crossy road too@strngwys Depends. “Wham Rap?”“Mail Capitan” sounds vaguely pornographic. Maybe it’s just me. http://t.co/8MIuADvvxW http://t.co/nUCBF1XsGF@dfravel #IYKWIM@dfravel Jack Dorsey on double bass, Dick Costolo on skins, Skip Crimson blowing that sweet trumpet.@hippiemanx dude, there is an opportunity window here for you!@mosspuppet uber, but for Soylent!A million quatloos to the app developer who gamifies ad blocking.Listen to a lot of 4AD records back in the day? If you like shoegaze and gloom pop, check out @themillinggowns from Boston. Really good!@dfravel Better that than “Carlos Danger."Thrill of a lifetime: Saw @ChameleonsVband play “Script of the Bridge,” then got to talk to Mark Burgess afterwards. http://t.co/BShEbPhS6x“Jack Dorsey” and “Dick Costolo” sound like characters from a pulp novel.
Minority Report: Holy crap! Fes is buff!@dfravel @josiahcole wait what a new business on the Cape failed pray tell what happened http://t.co/9cF3iMaBbhSasquatch movies are trending OMG U GUYS SQUATCHNADO@ShazadTech me tooA dystopian future ruled by the Cult of the Thumbs, mouthless ghouls who communicate by texting alone.@ShazadTech I said write interesting things, not lots of things.@ShazadTech Write interesting things every day.@auramac in fairness, the dog’s ass is probably cleaner than your mouth.@ShazadTech Again, I don’t work at an Apple Store.@ShazadTech I've been writing blogs for 20 years. They knew what they had when they hired me.@ShazadTech I don't work at an Apple Store.A 3yo blew my mind. He pointed at me and asked his mother, “Why is he a people?” I don’t know honey, I wish I did. #retaillifeIt’s not that I’m against pets in the store, but if a naked customer started to lick his own asshole in front me I’d ask him to leave.Don’t bring your dog to the store unless it’s a service animal. C’mon people, this ain’t Petsmart. #retaillife@victorcajiao There's always another way https://t.co/1M4JsIB7wT@victorcajiao puddle jumper to grand forks!“I bought this Apple TV at the store in the mall. Can you tell me how hook it up?” “Surely!” Meanwhile, inside... http://t.co/Bf3kCocaj6@Aleen Chronic Mystery Thing is my Lenny Kravitz cover band.@Mark11Audio you’re welcome!Dealing with white people today. #retaillifeHow to turn off System Integrity Protection in El Capitan, and why not to: http://t.co/wvwpIOjpdB http://t.co/0yLLp6vdzb@dvsjr @ThatChrisOBrien http://t.co/SWOMM4QAqhIf you’re planning to do an El Cap upgrade this weekend and want to do a clean install, here are the directions: http://t.co/MUQFr3mZfF
@BenThePCGuy HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH!@Gen_Zer0 Maybe. Hard to tell.Don’t do this to El Capitan. Please. http://t.co/wvwpIO1NP1 http://t.co/0yLLp6dCaB@jessmakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯I swear my iPhone 6 cell reception has taken a dump since the last public iOS update. Anyone else? Restore time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯@jessmakes Haven't been asked. But it always seems to be happening at times when I have something else going on!Just got 10design’s Watchrest, for Apple Watches in Nightstand mode. http://t.co/Oxkyw7m1nZ http://t.co/xUT5m4LoEuPCalc for Mac adds El Capitan support and new layouts - iMore https://t.co/8pNTJUgMqsLOL. The VW of TVs. RT @theloop: Samsung on TV energy efficiency tests - http://t.co/EypJP3EI3Q@TLNZstudios Glad you like!Got an iPhone 6s? Check out @simonsage’s picks for the best games for it! http://t.co/6c8Ln4r9mP http://t.co/TCqU9UVlCLListen to All Around the World by Lisa Stansfield on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/exisDvdPtS http://t.co/GFZOJPmeOAListen to Oui Je L'adore by Pauline Ester on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/zvvnNArKFaEl Capitan is out, but should you upgrade? http://t.co/wn98SA154S http://t.co/8pCXAqFSAH@TLNZstudios Apple Music son.Listen to I Wonder If I Take You Home by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/ojPbzvdtpC http://t.co/C4LsMVDldh@brettcovington @reneritchie According to Alsoft support it should work fine. I’ll check.Listen to I Can't Wait by Nu Shooz on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/5HqZyRPfRD http://t.co/YRTKjxw9ttListen to Don't Wanna Fall In Love by Jane Child on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/Mxq8SQbt41 http://t.co/pvVmr7v1IRListen to Neutron Dance (Radio Mix) by The Pointer Sisters on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/JsV2pOQRtt http://t.co/QBpiefJc4e@scottdot Ultimately, Apple Watch sales mean nothing to anyone but Apple, and as you say, Apple IS confident.@S_ClaytonWeber It’s a staged rollout. Some get it now, others later.You’ll be able to buy an Apple Watch at some Target stores this week! https://t.co/4uqLTr7WzPIf you use T-Mobile, read this. https://t.co/WG2KBE8aMJ
@CarlBeukes Love you on Dominion. You chew every scene like a teething puppy, it’s awesome. Gabriel is amazing.@coldfusionMBE @iMuggle Content blockers haven’t fundamentally changed in El Cap, they’re still Safari extensions.Tim Cook explained Apple’s position on privacy in NPR interview. http://t.co/3hWVrhShB2 http://t.co/MrVP1rULqZ@scifi451 Run Disk Utility from recovery partition and see if it finds anything that needs to get fixed.@coldfusionMBE @iMuggle Not so far, at least not that I’ve seen.Pumpkin Spies Like Us #octoberfyan80smovie@DavidGewirtz only the foulest of black hearts can find hate and anger in that place!@DavidGewirtz You’re a horrible human being and deserve everything that happens to you in the Apple Store, a place of joy and happinessI would give it all away for loving you… https://t.co/2Vwqq6yg2h https://t.co/1TdzVEpA3Z@bradaus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯@bradaus is it friday already? You crazy antipodeans!I know some of you need this right now. Here’s a baby goat playing with a baby kitten. https://t.co/b7K8khXPUT@emarley https://t.co/SRugXeYqGREl Capitan changes how file permissions are handled - you don’t have to repair them anymore! https://t.co/Oj5VafICsv https://t.co/nEfs1erWZnWoo hoo! I made it into @DavidGewirtz's horrible piece about how horrible the Apple Store is. https://t.co/Ipbg2ex0h0Well THAT escalated quickly. https://t.co/UcpilNO8hu@settern WITCHERY@MacGamerHQ aww hell naw@sabine_grundy El Cap automatically repairs file permish now. No need to do it in disk util.@foresmac http://t.co/ApkdSxJpPT@sabine_grundy Disk permissions aren’t a thing anymore in El Cap. The new app looks different but still does a lot.Vainglory is such a fun MOBA. Have you played it yet? If not, what’s yer problem?! ;) https://t.co/uLDR9OaH2swell that makes two of us https://t.co/qwebv2yQiQ@foresmac You’re right, of course. A missing byline on a narrative is just weird.@foresmac Also, rewrite your shit to stop making it all about you, fuckstick.@iMuggle @coldfusionMBE Not familiar with any that support Notification Center yet. Still using Ghostery myself.