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@PastorMark you are so much cooler than Jesus!@SteveSandmeyer spirits lifting?? You got a beltre foul!I just ate a whole box of good n plenty...it was worth itWow jeff nelson made the worst call I have ever seen in a baseball game...60% of americans shop at wallmart every month? Gross.@Todd_Dybas ummm....ackley? Harang?@TDUByourBUD except with the bridge nobody got hurt

RT @kxly4news: Pic of bridge collapse taken by friend of @AnnaKXLY4 NB lanes collapsed into river. cars submerged http://t.co/EfrrPChoyJ
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@MarinersRants masochist...we mariners fans are not sadists@EricRogersLA she will be missed!!!@StuffCCLikes if its anything like porn at SPU, its probably a microcosm of porn elsewhere (lots of porn, is what im saying)Heading down the lion meat rabbit hole... US lion farm in Illinois does not exist. Where does your meat come from? http://t.co/KXbPDrN5wL
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinWant to know how strong an EF-4 tornado is? That's steel. #PrayForOklahoma #NBC10 http://t.co/VkZk0hoRVh
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JohnPiper i hope people who lost loved ones in the hurricane read this...and I hope they pray for you asshole.

@PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @TDUByourBUD you and jerry butler hung out last night?Man, watching Kanye on SNL was like watching the rebirth of music.

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Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin"People do not do what their organizations expect. They dobwhat their managers pay attention to"Wow...the playing in Cleveland has been heartbreaking for the Mariners the past 2-3 years...just awful luck@JessamynESPN lol. Or diabetic ants :)If you think about it, my wife has already won two Powerballs.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinSomeone just left me a voicemail. Can't wait to get around to listening to it in 3 weeks.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinAt least 8 of the prisoners at GITMO were children, ages 14-16 years old when they were detained. They were not charged w/ a crime. #GTMO18
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinI don't mind when folks label me theologically, politically or culturally; most folks are only doing their best to navigate a complex world.
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@EarthPix ummm...that is fakeThe Kings sold, stay in Sacto, Irvin gets 4 weeks and the Indians hit a walk off homer to beat M's in 10 typical, shitty Seattle sports day
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@brgulker so its you! Congrats!Seriously, has anyone ever seen david stern in the same room as the emperor from star wars? http://t.co/KRVGDEWZGf@TDUByourBUD pretty soon the 1% will own 99% of the houses I guessI dont get the housing market right now...who are all these people with money??@Janina when you are that beautiful im sure you can pull it off!@AngmilanoMilano Whats a sharon stone drink? Its a shirley temple without the cherry.welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason
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His poor balls :( RT @miilkkk: If you're having a bad day, just be grateful you aren't this poor fellow. http://t.co/cf8xULFsSD
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@TheDaveSimsShow they are playing well! Nice job with Blo on the call

Guys, if a doctor tries to put you on paxil demand to try everything else first...this feeling is so horrible@shannondrayer on a rough day that made me smile@StuffCCLikes hmm....that actually wouldnt surprise me@daverichard forte i would gas@StuffCCLikes dang@StuffCCLikes what he called withdrawl and he ordered me back on it again asap...so disheartening and scary@StuffCCLikes hey when you tapered off paxil did you really go one mg at a time? I went back to doc today 2 weeks clear super sick with..If anxiety and depression were a person I would punch them in the faceWow...so Zoloft is great and making me super anxious/diarrhea/nausea/headache/body pain...lol per @bcondotta, Richard Sherman has hired the Green Bay/Golden Tate TD-calling ref to ump his charity softball game. hahahahahahahaha
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@BrockESPN yes but still gonna hate sternI really just want to be positive for like a week straight...so easily negative.@MarinerMagic big unit and ichiro! And alvin davis!@gbakermariners he struck out both batters and got hosed on the call didnt he?@GregJohnsMLB nice strike zone eh?wow. amazed to see the outrage behind calling a staged leaked sex tape chick from teen mom exactly what she is. go on with your bad selves.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@youuaregorgeous but you spelled it correct!

"OK, so it's agreed, we'll call this day Wendsday. Does anyone have anything else? Yes, Richard?" "Let's spell it fucked up"
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@MichelleDBeadle your mom is a fudgepoop@StoneLarry yep. Looks like he missed his spot@CPage251 hes cute!@brgulker I live in Seattle...fuck okc. Hope clay bennett gets the herp. :)@Official_Cat cool outfitZach randolph is the man! How much fun are the grizz? Its like the suns in the day with sir barkleyHow cool would a grizzlies and warriors series be??

@ProspectInsider because he is sick of aaron goldsmith arguing with him over everythingSo belinelli actually blocked lebrons shot, but its still fun to act like nate did@Todd_Dybas @blazersedge lamest block ever, and I love Nate! The first defender actually blocked itLOVE nate robinson, but callimg that a block is a bit muchCO2 levels hit 400ppm level at Mauna Loa, HI measuring station yesterday, 1st time in 3 million years on Earth http://t.co/wx5gdQZvRD
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin12,000 signatures to #SaveFuturamaAgain! In just 2 and a 1/2 weeks! Keep that petition going, Tweeple! http://t.co/nfwf1C7V9E
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinSo how do I start writing a novel? Is it really just sit down with my computer at starbucks and go to town?Congrats to Chris Hansen, who today invented the $75 million mic drop.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin"I'm not complaining, I'm just saying facts in a naggy tone."
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin"It's remarkable what has happened in the marriage fight since the Mormons decided to abandon it." http://t.co/MtPjhAUSli
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You still use itunes? "@chrissyteigen: Remember guys, if the time has one even number in it, it's time for an iTunes update!""Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relations." - George Orwell
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHere's the wackjob in Miami last night we just spoke about..if u havent seen it yet http://t.co/vlUyM3goog
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@chrissyteigen love this chick@JordanKranda @StuffCCLikes should we cover up jesus on the cross so we dont lust after his sexy abs too? Is jesus makinf people lust?

@mistressmatisse columbia tower?@FieldGulls is that a good deal? Buy and sell them later?I love astronomy because it’s literally all there is. #LoveAstro
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinDear ESPN, nobody gives a s--t if Chris Webber and Michigan decide to kiss and make up. Sincerely, almost everyone.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@BrockESPN think again of jacoby jones and colin kaepernick and shake my headWeeping..."@YourAnonNews: The most heartbreaking photo you'll see today (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE) http://t.co/SCEUWO6cks"@Softykjr @Bodie what could have been...@RyanDivish good thing they keep pitching to him though, huh?

@OlRengy wow, congrats on getting in! Roadtrip!@aaronmgoldsmith why were you arguing with Rizzy about lewis and clark? Who cares? It wasnt value adding.So why is Aaron Goldsmith so argumentative all the time on the radio broadcast? Also why does he never call whether the ball was a hit/out?Wonder if Sac took the high road when they took the Kings from Kansas City
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinIt's beautiful, isn't it? Lust-filled gay & lesbian cicadas awakening from a 17-year-slumber to a world where they can finally get married.
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@StuffCCLikes @JohnLuce fair enough, bitch wasnt fair to say. I strongly disliked the elliott family and what they stood for. I swear a lot.

Apparently if you say anything about colin kapernick people get really defensive. He isnt as good as wilson/bradford in nfc west. So what?@DarthKaepernick lol..ok. you really gonna sit there and say colin is better than bradford or wilson? Faster maybe, not better.LOL Seattle fans “@jeffreymaxin: Colin Kaepernick on this list of #100 best? Ok...I mean he is the 3rd best QB in the NFC west, so I guess?”
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinColin Kaepernick on this list of #100 best? Ok...I mean he is the 3rd best QB in the NFC west, so I guess?Homosexuality is found in 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which seems unnatural now?
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinYou guys...today is like 80 degrees here in Seattle. I love it. LOOOOOOORRRRRVVVVEEEEE it.Elizabeth Elliott came over for dinner and sounded like this bitch. Crazy and so full of rules. @StuffCCLikes@StuffCCLikes This Beth Moore business reminds me of when I used to live with Jim Elliott's brother for 7 months in Peru. (1/2)@the_tyche I like the new Avi...very cute!@kmrask Harvin all day. Jacoby didn't even start on his own team. One touchdown all year. How is he on this list?