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seattle childrens hospital, Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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@TDUByourBUD @busylizards damn@busylizards @TDUByourBUD I love u guys@PeterJohnsonYea @TDUByourBUD @candacemonique @kcmorganuw well last week I scored 52 points so yeah...
@LIVESounders @SoundersFC and no game on tv...๐Ÿ˜’@spacej_me it's the best show ever for hypochondriacs that want to get upset at their doc for not starting odd treatment immediately@GregJohnsMLB it's too bad that the Seahawks version of LOB is so much better than the Mariners version of LOB.@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea โ€œ@FieldGulls: Kam Chancellor, aka the chicken arrow from Hot Shots Part Deux: http://t.co/HqPBlzIx8Iโ€RT when you see it ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ | https://t.co/g2ZubnQkjc
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinStarted playing Hearthstone last night...now I'm addicted.@avflox yep...I said I took his class. Didn't say I liked him. ๐Ÿ™Š
You've been lovely San Diego...but it's too damn hot!After a day of digesting the tough @Seahawks loss yesterday I do admit, there is no QB I'd rather lose to than Rivers. He's hilarious.
Crew today at Hawks game...too bad we lost ๐Ÿ˜ฑ http://t.co/LXONluxnll@ChrisCuomo @talktoskirt bruising a 4 yo legs and testicles is not "spanking"@davidjchie yeah- I love mine for how compact it is@avflox it's boring too@davidjchie feel like the best thing it had going for it was it was small...
@ConnorHutyler @JoeVeyera fucking people man@busylizards @PeterJohnsonYea @TDUByourBUD @candacemonique what happened?I can't believe I shaved my back for this
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHaha this is so me. http://t.co/D7a5e4X2hP
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin"asswholes" is my new favorite insult โ€œ@roddywhiteTV: @ProFootballTalk you guys are complete asswholesโ€
@BarbarianCap nobody has ever eaten Taco Bell and "won"@DougBaldwinJr I'm here now! We got our blue jerseys ready! Go Hawks! http://t.co/IMplfGeHmn@Softykjr do we need to keep track of which teams we have used or do you do that?@realstevepool dildos? Dildii?@ProFootballTalk unintentional? Umm...I don't think that word means what you think it means@StuffCCLikes ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉRemember when everyone was making a big deal about a gay guy being in the NFL?
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @TDUByourBUD @candacemonique the sad thing is even Adrian Peterson suspended for year is better than Trent.So it's Ray Rice and Adreian Peterson that will eventually ruin Roger Goodell? Is this a story from 3 years ago?Why would anyone go big when they could go home.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinThe one thing I've learned- don't date a woman who doesn't masturbate. And don't trust one that does. Or doesn't. I don't know actually.@ScottHanson and none against @Seahawks even though everyone said it would ruin their style of play ๐Ÿ˜Relationship goals http://t.co/ygLuWUFZobI'm laying on my friends couch in San Diego while his little wiener dog jumps repeatedly to catch flies and lands on my balls. #secondbaseSomething very weird happened during ESPN's interview with Bill Polian: http://t.co/RIbrLHxJMM
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@PeteCarroll just landed in San Diego, getting ready for Sunday. Go Hawks!
@SeaTimesSports @StoneLarry it takes more than this one positive season to forgive 10 years of horrible (and expensive) baseball games?@drewmagary I would live to see Goodell go all Monty Python Holy Grail and say, "Let's not bicker and argue about who punched who."
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@avflox very cool.@avflox @TheGreatCourses I took a class from him once. Do you like the lecture series?Heading to San Diego for the weekend...let's go Hawks!
Hell has a special circle where you have to listen to U2 and someone talks to you about the benefits of crossfit.@talktoskirt yep!@colinokeefe I mean I am stoked and I bleed blue and green, but its been so bad for so long. No offense. And its expensive :(@colinokeefe maybe lower ticket prices and dont suck ass for a decade and you can expect better attendance?There is something funny about sports writers who are upset that Seattle fans aren't rushing to Safeco Field. 10+ years of suck, and its $$$@given2tweet sounds like they are the ones dosing off when they should be dosing on@angelatrimbur amazing
@LarryFitzgerald you and @DangeRussWilson have to be the two classiest guys in the NFL ๐Ÿˆ@mental_floss funny- Washington kinda looks the same"you look great" [my date smiles and thinks she finally met a normal guy] *scans the menu and looks at her* "I don't see any fish spaghetti"
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@given2tweet when are documents supposed to be released? Tomorrow morning?I fucking hate watches. It's like a little animal pulling your arm hair. #appleApple announces partnership with the Empire for new headquarters #AppleLive http://t.co/tbkD3TfSr7
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinI always figured I'd be married to Winnie Copper by this point in my life.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@SciencePorn "$45 for new charging cord!"
@ShanSossamon I love that these are the last 3 tweets on his feed... http://t.co/Tu2LjWWNrV@SteveSandmeyer this man agrees http://t.co/UZjT81R4B6@Mariners good to know- on the radio broadcast a couple days ago @aaronmgoldsmith said it was on 9/26@johnkeatley @nfl yep@Mariners wait I thought it was 9/26...is the blackout this Saturday??@OptionsHawk seriously!@brgulker it's astounding that it took TMZ to break this...can't imagine the fallout if they prove Goodell saw the video prior@brgulker yepSo if the Cowboys defense and the Giants defense fall in the forest, does anyone care? Yuck..@nflcommish your punishment for beating a woman is less than for smoking weed. Get your head out of your fucking ass.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@TDUByourBUD @ChiefYaY @AdamSchefter "Eagle shit"? Is that code for "first half yesterday"?"Hell yeah I abuse drugs" *dropkicks bottle of ibuprofen*
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinIf Ray Rice wasn't sent to prison with this video out there how are battered women with no video supposed to get justice?
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinFerrari sold 7,000 cars last year. That means there are 7,000 dudes who have enough money to buy one and not enough brains to use $ better@given2tweet this guy is http://t.co/TW2HFrPpTW@JulieSeager15 do they finally play the Seahawks?"If you're too busy to meditate twice a day, you're just too busy." โ€”Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
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@given2tweet that sucks! Sorry man@VivianSapphire ...Colts are looking real badThat's why the Broncos will lose again against Seattle. That Thomas touchdown would have been an injury and pick 6 against the LOBIm in awe at the detail. ๐Ÿ˜ญRT @CurlsAndSports: this is what tony romo sees on the field. http://t.co/CbCx0y7vnU
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@ScottHanson Tony Romo GIFs@BAKKOOONN mom?@AngmilanoMilano ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ผ
@PaperWash it's a legitimate question!Ooooweeee Michigan State looking nasty!It's fitting that the kids in the @Univ_Of_Oregon commercial are digging ditches.@RyanDivish why don't they close the roof then?@kjrmitch yepMan I'm sick of swiping left and right...where do you find a cool lady I'm this town? Come on Seattle!@Ellie_Idol no you are correct. That one only has those prime houses. Other sites have other options tho http://t.co/KTXilgfOIM ๐Ÿ‘Œ@Ellie_Idol gotta get that Arryn, Mormont, Tully and Clegane too. Those look pretty sweet.
Awful parents abandon their child at home to starve; he looks at porn and mutilates two criminals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadlyI love @CBSfantasynews but man, when did @PriscoCBS become the new @RealSkipBayless ? Is he there to make everyone else sound smart?@DontTouchMyWine hey serious question: did you benefit from big bro/sis? I work with at risk kids- is it a good resource to connect them to?@DavisHsuSeattle I heard this talking point from guys all week predicting the Hawks to miss the playoffs. It's willful ignorance!Say what you will about @RSherman_25 but the man loves the pageantry and really buys into the NFC west rivalry. Love that.Apple just charged me $20 for a replacement charging cord. Jesus. I guarantee they made $19.98 on the sale. #whyihateappleIf you say "pumpkin spice latte" 3 times in the mirror at Starbucks, a white girl wearing yoga pants with Uggs appears that totes can't even
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@brgulker the Sonics?@AngmilanoMilano @itsjenIawrence truth. But this will make u happy http://t.co/pjrh5fn9il@itsjenIawrence @AngmilanoMilano Milano why are you retweeting fake J Law accounts?
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