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Help Save Kawela Bay! Watch this video https://t.co/kVIJI1m0JW email "Support Kawela" to sens@capitol.hawaii.gov & reps@capitol.hawaii.gov
4/24
2014
#TBT. @kalanimiller and I on her first trip to South Africa a few years ago at an animal rehab… http://t.co/ziI8kPc8ny
4/16
2014
This one of me and the '#GreatWhite' caused quite a stir during the #GoProChallenge from #TheBox the… http://t.co/Njv2MrxSE5
4/10
2014
The best underwater shot I've ever seen was taken by #DonKing of #TimmyCurran at Teahupo'o back in '96… http://t.co/tA7EiiJzIn
4/4
2014
@MoanaMD wow. You've been to more signings than me! :) Thanks.@tommyherschell 7yr old article. I don't surf 4 Gucci and 'my' company doesn't yet exist. Update your reading with Kering's initiatives.✌️
4/3
2014
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4/1
2014
@quiksilverusa has been my family for so long it's hard to remember a time before them so I'll start… http://t.co/q7Z1PUI1T5
3/31
2013
Apparently, Xmas was on Dec. 21 this year. Trying to figure out who was swimming thru this one...I'm… http://t.co/MZPniiRsfW
12/28
2013
This explains it...sort of... 🌊🏄👊 #BetterThanGettingPokedInTheEyeWithASharpStick #NorthShoreDiaryhttp://t.co/IolYoiJqrc
12/24
2013
Everyone who surfed #Pipeline yesterday (and that's basically everyone who surfs Pipe) surfed one of… http://t.co/ezbCzAnsqAJumped in to surf Pipe the other night just before dark right as a third reef set hit and got washed… http://t.co/5R88EHKzy2
12/22
2013
Shot from a #PredatorDrone during the #Pipemasters Final. Filmed and edited by ericsterman. Way better… http://t.co/bO8DGDCULjHappy 74th Birthday to my dad, #SteveSlater. He only came to a single event while I was on Tour and he… http://t.co/Yg0f0mz96h
12/20
2013
#MyHappyPlace. It's baffling that occasionally we get to #OccupyPipeline, surf with one other guy out… http://t.co/YpMT7BCbJi#MyHappyPlace. Baffling that we get to clear the water at #Pipeline, surf with one other guy and get… http://t.co/glEwdulo5sCutest little guy. My Nephew, #VanCarterSlater. Can't wait to see him again hopefully soon.… http://t.co/Y96T8iHw0B
12/18
2013
Yesterday I narrowly missed out on a world title. It might've cost me a bit of 💰 (not winning the… http://t.co/cR1JGzEPQC
12/16
2013
The #MarchAgainstMonsanto is on in Haleiwa town. Come join. barcalive @shanedorian808 http://t.co/r5C7j6jbtr@al1riou found this golf ball on the 11th hole two days ago and handed it to me on the 12th. I'm not… http://t.co/Sc7PMzZsSL
12/15
2013
#Pipe. #Stoked. #NorthShoreDiary toddglaser http://t.co/axglfJiRSuFrom last night's session. I managed to sneak a small one. Sun's just coming up now. It's still big… http://t.co/n5pSDHmu1rPipe session tonight didn't start great. Sharing a wave with yadin_nicol and his #Sponger friend on my… http://t.co/PMS13v2iQv
12/14
2013
Hope everyone tunes in for the #PipeMasters tomorrow. Pipeline was really big and difficult tonight so… http://t.co/TRr0TDePRb
12/13
2013
My first jimmybuffett concert ever in Waikiki, @SavannahBuffett! I may be a virgin #Parrothead but I… http://t.co/6cx4rGFsGrFrame grab from Round 4 heat at #PipeMasters the other day. Pretty crazy how you can shoot your own… http://t.co/TCUPU6LIb3
12/12
2013
Dear #NorthShoreDiary... Yesterday was a good day. Thank you. One if the best 5 point rides of my life… http://t.co/hNZpkVZfuZ
12/11
2013
#PipeMasters Trophy, 2008 Model. Saturday is shaping up to be the day to hand this thing out and… http://t.co/8eeyxA7HzpYou watching the #PipeMasters? If you're in Cocoa Beach, the crew is watching at both @sslaterboardshttp://t.co/Ep5GtVPPMUBoth axelirons' and cashrobertlee's 3rd Birthdays last night with #MahliParkinson, @kalanimiller and… http://t.co/DcBAPoCRmb
12/10
2013
#ArmaHut was pumping today. toddglaser swam for about three hours and connected a few.… http://t.co/VtOGD14z3bThe #PipeMasters possibly starts in a few hours. @mick_fanning will be doing his best to hold on to… http://t.co/hzHwijtvGqCongratulations to my good friend @kingdumb4. kelbelmac said yes!? Did you spike her drink? All… http://t.co/9Q0C0iJZtv
12/8
2013
Yesterday morning's photo shoot with thomasvictorcarroll. #NorthShoreDiary toddglaser @quiksilverusa http://t.co/DmaHWgaYKE
12/7
2013
#NorthShoreDiary I have some amazing friends but maybe none I'm more happy for and proud of than Mr.… http://t.co/GafRIFFrO3I invited my good friend and photographer, toddglaser, to stay with me on the North Shore and capture… http://t.co/3HLExArn98
12/6
2013
Please #HashTag this one for me...@floresjeremy I couldn't help myself. Maybe it's good instagram… http://t.co/jxMge6iV6Z
12/4
2013
#ModernDayPostcards Thanksgiving Day sunset behind the house tonight. @kalanimiller http://t.co/VsKYqd2vpD
11/29
2013
@sslaterboards sent me this pic of our childhood dog, #Hondo, yesterday. Got me thinking about all the… http://t.co/Y8QZ3M9X13
11/28
2013
#Breakfast? If you can guess all of these you can have your pick from my board quiver. @kalanimillerhttp://t.co/dMJX8yYTGK
11/26
2013
Always a good day when you run into rosswilliamshi pyzelsurfboards #MarkCunningham and @jackjohnsonhttp://t.co/wrftAdegLF
11/21
2013
Someone sent me this one. A pic from 1986 in Cornwall, England for the World Amateur Championships. I… http://t.co/TWFoxlwPE2
11/20
2013
Happy Birthday, Charlie! I'll be back soon to play #Beyblades and fly you guys around the house!… http://t.co/7WnYw0uwuV
11/12
2013
Remember when everyone thought the world was gonna end because computers weren't programmed to deal… http://t.co/Ue59i2a7cI
11/10
2013
'Yeah, I'm a #Hustler Like #FlyntPublications It's simple, sing my songs And you throw em on your… http://t.co/DpHBGnwro2
11/8
2013
Have you been to/heard of @kippysicecream in Venice Beach?! New favorite place. Made with Raw and… http://t.co/GJczcc6YK3
11/4
2013
Underwater amongst the clouds in Fiji. Thank you tavarua_fiji. Always an amazing week with good… http://t.co/S9sL1bT6wA
11/3
2013
When I was about 8 years old, I saw a surf movie with 'Buttons' Kaluhiokalani and he immediately… http://t.co/PeS3cL2LVL
11/2
2013
Gettin' #Creepy on tavarua_fiji tonight. dustinfiero's photo booth party. #WatchOutForTheBoatmen http://t.co/cPttG6KDLv
11/1
2013
Hard seeing all those pipe photos yesterday knowing I was just there but I think this might make up… http://t.co/VaZuvZiYpv
10/29
2013
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10/28
2013
#ModernDayPostcards First day back in #HawaiiNei. Picked up a new 8-string from my buddies at… http://t.co/7JPqiN2u30First day in Hawaii. A new 8-string #Ukulele from my buddies at #KoolauUkuleles and crazy sunset thru… http://t.co/6yC5WwWuwp
10/24
2013
Follow Cam Water Texture Photo laurentpujol Hossegor, France 2013 http://t.co/jQfxmHMSPj
10/22
2013
At the #PTTOW Conference in 2011. When asked about Bin Laden's death, the #DalaiLama XIV ( Tenzin… http://t.co/2Iz3Crljmu
10/20
2013
#BruceLee. Philosopher, Martial Artist, Actor/Comedian, Teacher, Family Man, Free-Thinker, The… http://t.co/DcnP1a6ptiDon't you love when you hit a nice drive up the middle of the fairway and it ends up here? Playing… http://t.co/M6XF8gEwfX
10/19
2013
Kai Otton @Ottz79 wins his first asp world championship event after 7 years on tour then gets chaired… http://t.co/tbxrZ2A5Jn#CookieCutterShark. Small creature but symbolic of #BeastMode. Thank you @Ottz79. I know you're just… http://t.co/VWPfwj1qPL
10/17
2013
This could almost have been our school lockers from back in the day. @hobgoods, cjhobgood, and I...the… http://t.co/gB2GeybgSg
10/16
2013
A few years ago, a friend of mine was attacked by a #CookieCutterShark while swimming between Maui and… http://t.co/y2NQhAkPio
10/12
2013
Getting #VeryExcite in a Bali barrel a couple months ago...and the Japanese dude's as stoked as me!… http://t.co/4rAGyzRUVv
10/8
2013
#Surfing. #SoHotRightNow. @brucesurfinista mfduffield __super__ http://t.co/nr28GryZAR
10/7
2013
#ToTheWinnerGoTheSpoils. #Repost from markoblow of a shot he took pouring me a #Hinano from the top of… http://t.co/leeYjVfW3v
10/5
2013
Sorry. Had to repost cause comment got taken down w/link...France is probably the toughest place to… http://t.co/QHdKQgFkSvFrance is probably the toughest place to make a good call to run the event. 15 foot tides and constant… http://t.co/0EHwVdW7Ys
10/4
2013
If you haven't seen this, you should check it out. On #ESPN tonight at 8pm. I had the chance to see… http://t.co/sYsGPlsp8X
10/1
2013
Repost from @sleds of a @morganmaassen shot from Sydney a couple years ago. Strange waves, slabs. On… http://t.co/NnuzFcHuMG
9/29
2013
#ACallToArms from MC. #AimForTheJugular http://t.co/Ls17z48GwK
9/28
2013
#ModernDayPostcards in the French skies. #ChemTrails over Paris. #Kodachrome. #StirringThePot. travlee… http://t.co/1cMAMTgk5V
9/27
2013
Foggy morning on the lake in Hossegor. http://t.co/rYxElLCO7G
9/26
2013
Hanging with pmtenore and Rafa (@mendesbros) last night watching jonbonesjones and alexthemauler throw… http://t.co/JTQkbJMoC6
9/22
2013
#GoingThruAPhase back in '94. cisurfboards travlee @quiksilverusa #AlMerrick terrymerrick… http://t.co/VRXwRy9A68
9/21
2013
mfduffield...You park on my street, you gotta pay. I'll call the mayor of #CocoaBeach if you get… http://t.co/VXuTGAXGd6
9/19
2013
Captions, please. And @patrickgud...inspiration for you, buddy. Hope you win #TheHurleyPro tomorrow!… http://t.co/HA99JHriaw
9/17
2013
Our friend, @ckare, came down to http://t.co/SLBrNwkw7c yesterday...her first surf contest ever so she had… http://t.co/LXvtF4er9m@Kylezuck95 pardon you?@kolohe_andino check your dad's #steez back in 1990. #DinoAndino #ThrowYourselfUnderTheBus @patrickgudhttp://t.co/lVPYCLZgT0
9/16
2013
I'm guessing that's why they gave me a #KeyToTheCity a few years ago. #SanClemente #WesternWhiteHousehttp://t.co/BrzRav7bpB
9/15
2013
@willy0005 @cpmonteiro74 definitely unconventional and not typical of society. His own daughter called it 'crazy' but he's a good man.kevinancell http://t.co/E03z8PTnWs
9/10
2013
@WhiteHouse we did in Rwanda. And how is this a threat to each of us in America exactly? Isn't that the necessary precursor?@franciscoir wow. Thank you. Have you seen #JonathanYeo's work?! :)@Renato_Laranja I'll work on that one...when my shoulder gets a bit better!You know Doc Paskowitz? Check this link about an amazing guy. One of a kind. @theinertia http://t.co/p8p3mYjDk7
9/8
2013
greyson_fletcher getting creepy in the @cbskatepark tonight, @johnjohnflorenc. Where you at? Nice to… http://t.co/4YDPJO2q4S6 days of sunsets from my balcony last week over the #BananRiver. In 2005 I came over to this place… http://t.co/z0QVuDeOvR
9/7
2013
@poorspecimen and #OzzieSmith...I found the recordings. #RastaFerrari and #Buju freestyle from… http://t.co/svREmPm6aVToo good not to repost. Everyone should follow @theonion. #DisarmWithHumor http://t.co/AMEXsvQPND
9/6
2013
#BalsaBoard shaped by #AlMerrick. Al made this for me in '97 as a gift just after I won my 5th World… http://t.co/eJlQ19LsPyBalsa board by #AlMerrick. Al made this for me in 1997 as a gift just after I won my 5th World Title.… http://t.co/kk6C0qjO63
9/5
2013
I ain't picky, I just know what I don't like. #FoodSnob #GetOverYourself #WhoDoesntLikeMexicanFood? http://t.co/pvQgEDFDVl
9/3
2013
Caught a shark by hand today. Check the little bite out of its pec fin from another black tip.… http://t.co/Gs7XnAe7jp
9/2
2013
Serious shit going down in my kitchen. #ItsGettingRealInTheWholeFoodsParkingLot #RetailTherapyhttp://t.co/END2BeZNBm
9/1
2013
#ModernDayPostcards Florida storms at sunset from my dock. Never gets old. @kalanimiller http://t.co/vBCRAkyzQ9Girls (and guys who need gifts for aforementioned) in and around Carlsbad/SanDiego area...… http://t.co/SoYL6MV7uL#TipTheMaids. They have a tough, thankless job. If everyone who got a nice hotel room would just add a… http://t.co/SVe4evIFN6Don't miss the wave of the trip or your friends might post it years later on their Instagram,… http://t.co/DXbc2coaSb
8/31
2013
Action actionappreciation definitely knows I'm her dad. When I get on all fours, she hides under my… http://t.co/oGC7wXrdEz#Accupuncture today. #SoreWingJoint. #AncientChineseSecret. #GettingOld. #TonsOfExcuses. hashtags http://t.co/iiFnTWaIew
8/30
2013
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