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Last week in #MosselBay, South Africa we went cage diving with #GreatWhites. Firstly, it's… http://t.co/jxtPeeTV1h#HappyBirthday my beautiful love, @kalanimiller. Missing you today but we'll make it up this week! So… http://t.co/pURgQQiuAh
7/25
2014
Got caught on the way in to #TodayPlaza by this guy. I didn't even know where I was gonna be this… http://t.co/fr4G1xTdfr
7/23
2014
#ThatsMyDog actionthedog http://t.co/UyphJGpNsq
7/21
2014
So proud of @kalanimiller and @oleemamilker for their first ever @mikohswimwear runway show at the… http://t.co/vSXL2HG7PVSo proud of @kalanimiller and @oleemamiller for their first ever mikoh runway show at #MBFWS tonight.… http://t.co/Pzx2m3G8hUYou watching the #JBayOpen final day? @joelparko and @mick_fanning are just paddling out now. Tune in… http://t.co/OGmr9IHFWo
7/19
2014
I'm excited to announce the launch of purps, a project I've been working on for some time now with my… http://t.co/7tClpImJFQ
7/16
2014
jordysmith88 and I went for a heli ride yesterday with mrpottz and a couple friends to a game reserve.… http://t.co/0hJfFZjO9i
7/14
2014
I was deeply moved and horribly angered to learn about the plight of #Rhinos throughout Africa (and… http://t.co/Svks0DlWWf
7/13
2014
#Mexico http://t.co/kSOaaG3AUS
7/11
2014
This was @luv2sweep' final post on Instagram a couple of days ago and how we will all remember him. So… http://t.co/uX57ALigD0
7/9
2014
On the move. #ModernDayPostcards http://t.co/AMRrqdcwVk
7/5
2014
You watching the #BWWT live from Pico Alto, Peru?! The link is in my bio and the waves are pumping.… http://t.co/O8NfLj3sxJ
7/3
2014
This book is unbelievable. The history lessons they don't teach you in school. Written by an old… http://t.co/w5NyM84RnV
6/27
2014
A little clip #MySurfTV put together of @joelparko and I from Cloudbreak, @tavaruaisland yesterday.… http://t.co/HBP4Jc12g9
6/24
2014
#TBT to...Cloudbreak yesterday. The waves were better when I was a younger man. 📷: #TomServaishttp://t.co/l8bJ6g02dp
6/19
2014
#HappyBirthday to my mom at home recovering after knee replacement surgery. Wish you could have been… http://t.co/tiYEnTJt7EIt's been a flat couple of weeks in @tavaruaisland but there's no shortage of things to do. Jarrod… http://t.co/IvXUka3CMl
6/18
2014
Almost dinner time in #Tavarua. http://t.co/ZHFbwacaYp
6/8
2014
Just posted a photo http://t.co/BpxyLa5PdS
6/7
2014
Even #ChiefDruku plays #CandyCrush. Heavy! #MoreAddictiveThanKava? @tavaruaisland http://t.co/w0Il16k2Yy
6/5
2014
Celebrating her first trip to @tavaruaisland...#FrontFlips with my daughter for her 18th Birthday… http://t.co/WigkAHNO6o
6/3
2014
#Handlining for #Papio on @tavaruaisland. http://t.co/wPkKBrdG7Z
6/1
2014
A bird decided the best place to build its best was inside the box surrounding the boat lift motor on… http://t.co/sN0SF2QMcu
5/26
2014
robstercraw with our Dad when he was going through Chemo in '01 and Sean's remaining half of his… http://t.co/a5DTVtG6Db
5/20
2014
We know how to rock #Halloween #FloridaStyle like tourists. Me and @kalanimiller with @oleemamiller in… http://t.co/RKIjsW3H3TLove this girl... pfunklove, is funding her new album thru a kickstarter campaign. Show her a little… http://t.co/OSEJ7Vq5OB@MarioSperry @athsports Haha. Yeah right. The amateur way. Some day I'll have it. Good to see you. You get your glasses?
5/19
2014
My nephew, Van, tuning up his skills for his first birthday party in a couple of weeks. It's an… http://t.co/0aH1you3dH
5/17
2014
This guy, @vitorbelfort, is lucky I was in a good mood this day and gave him a chance to just walk… http://t.co/cxLb3MMcTQThe only way to see the feet is to fly over it. #Cristo. Thank you, Lorenćo and vavaribeiro, for a… http://t.co/KynLYVNEur
5/15
2014
Kitchen tour after dinner at the #FasanoHotel. Crew is busy with #OneDirection this week but has… http://t.co/oJc9LUtC92
5/8
2014
Congrats to @glove & Special Sauce on their 20th Anniversary! Get their new album Sugar on @iTunes now! http://t.co/A9x9AGxdgM #GLoveSugar
5/5
2014
Going deep last night with this crew at the HB Hilton for the Surfing Heritage and Culture Center… http://t.co/Wu1vMKOYRX
5/4
2014
It's #PromTBT and I've got a stylish one of me and my friend, Meghan White, from 1991, my Senior year… http://t.co/lU56upZUOW
5/1
2014
Where is that thing? Seriously. In this day and age, with all of this technology...radar, satellites,… http://t.co/8YPHYeyARJ
4/30
2014
Just a little windy on Saturday at #PebbleBeachProAm this year. We had a two hour wind delay after… http://t.co/EZKZUPvy6v
4/29
2014
Photo toddglaser from #Tavarua a couple years ago. Not sure if I was supposed to use this one or not… http://t.co/O5dcLMJTtR
4/27
2014
@kobyabberton @Bruce_Irons @markmathewssurf Paddled or towed?!
4/26
2014
Help Save Kawela Bay! Watch this video https://t.co/kVIJI1m0JW email "Support Kawela" to sens@capitol.hawaii.gov & reps@capitol.hawaii.gov
4/24
2014
#TBT. @kalanimiller and I on her first trip to South Africa a few years ago at an animal rehab… http://t.co/ziI8kPc8ny
4/16
2014
This one of me and the '#GreatWhite' caused quite a stir during the #GoProChallenge from #TheBox the… http://t.co/Njv2MrxSE5
4/10
2014
The best underwater shot I've ever seen was taken by #DonKing of #TimmyCurran at Teahupo'o back in '96… http://t.co/tA7EiiJzIn
4/4
2014
@MoanaMD wow. You've been to more signings than me! :) Thanks.@tommyherschell 7yr old article. I don't surf 4 Gucci and 'my' company doesn't yet exist. Update your reading with Kering's initiatives.✌️
4/3
2014
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4/1
2014
@quiksilverusa has been my family for so long it's hard to remember a time before them so I'll start… http://t.co/q7Z1PUI1T5
3/31
2013
Apparently, Xmas was on Dec. 21 this year. Trying to figure out who was swimming thru this one...I'm… http://t.co/MZPniiRsfW
12/28
2013
This explains it...sort of... 🌊🏄👊 #BetterThanGettingPokedInTheEyeWithASharpStick #NorthShoreDiaryhttp://t.co/IolYoiJqrc
12/24
2013
Everyone who surfed #Pipeline yesterday (and that's basically everyone who surfs Pipe) surfed one of… http://t.co/ezbCzAnsqAJumped in to surf Pipe the other night just before dark right as a third reef set hit and got washed… http://t.co/5R88EHKzy2
12/22
2013
Shot from a #PredatorDrone during the #Pipemasters Final. Filmed and edited by ericsterman. Way better… http://t.co/bO8DGDCULjHappy 74th Birthday to my dad, #SteveSlater. He only came to a single event while I was on Tour and he… http://t.co/Yg0f0mz96h
12/20
2013
#MyHappyPlace. It's baffling that occasionally we get to #OccupyPipeline, surf with one other guy out… http://t.co/YpMT7BCbJi#MyHappyPlace. Baffling that we get to clear the water at #Pipeline, surf with one other guy and get… http://t.co/glEwdulo5sCutest little guy. My Nephew, #VanCarterSlater. Can't wait to see him again hopefully soon.… http://t.co/Y96T8iHw0B
12/18
2013
Yesterday I narrowly missed out on a world title. It might've cost me a bit of 💰 (not winning the… http://t.co/cR1JGzEPQC
12/16
2013
The #MarchAgainstMonsanto is on in Haleiwa town. Come join. barcalive @shanedorian808 http://t.co/r5C7j6jbtr@al1riou found this golf ball on the 11th hole two days ago and handed it to me on the 12th. I'm not… http://t.co/Sc7PMzZsSL
12/15
2013
#Pipe. #Stoked. #NorthShoreDiary toddglaser http://t.co/axglfJiRSuFrom last night's session. I managed to sneak a small one. Sun's just coming up now. It's still big… http://t.co/n5pSDHmu1rPipe session tonight didn't start great. Sharing a wave with yadin_nicol and his #Sponger friend on my… http://t.co/PMS13v2iQv
12/14
2013
Hope everyone tunes in for the #PipeMasters tomorrow. Pipeline was really big and difficult tonight so… http://t.co/TRr0TDePRb
12/13
2013
My first jimmybuffett concert ever in Waikiki, @SavannahBuffett! I may be a virgin #Parrothead but I… http://t.co/6cx4rGFsGrFrame grab from Round 4 heat at #PipeMasters the other day. Pretty crazy how you can shoot your own… http://t.co/TCUPU6LIb3
12/12
2013
Dear #NorthShoreDiary... Yesterday was a good day. Thank you. One if the best 5 point rides of my life… http://t.co/hNZpkVZfuZ
12/11
2013
#PipeMasters Trophy, 2008 Model. Saturday is shaping up to be the day to hand this thing out and… http://t.co/8eeyxA7HzpYou watching the #PipeMasters? If you're in Cocoa Beach, the crew is watching at both @sslaterboardshttp://t.co/Ep5GtVPPMUBoth axelirons' and cashrobertlee's 3rd Birthdays last night with #MahliParkinson, @kalanimiller and… http://t.co/DcBAPoCRmb
12/10
2013
#ArmaHut was pumping today. toddglaser swam for about three hours and connected a few.… http://t.co/VtOGD14z3bThe #PipeMasters possibly starts in a few hours. @mick_fanning will be doing his best to hold on to… http://t.co/hzHwijtvGqCongratulations to my good friend @kingdumb4. kelbelmac said yes!? Did you spike her drink? All… http://t.co/9Q0C0iJZtv
12/8
2013
Yesterday morning's photo shoot with thomasvictorcarroll. #NorthShoreDiary toddglaser @quiksilverusa http://t.co/DmaHWgaYKE
12/7
2013
#NorthShoreDiary I have some amazing friends but maybe none I'm more happy for and proud of than Mr.… http://t.co/GafRIFFrO3I invited my good friend and photographer, toddglaser, to stay with me on the North Shore and capture… http://t.co/3HLExArn98
12/6
2013
Please #HashTag this one for me...@floresjeremy I couldn't help myself. Maybe it's good instagram… http://t.co/jxMge6iV6Z
12/4
2013
#ModernDayPostcards Thanksgiving Day sunset behind the house tonight. @kalanimiller http://t.co/VsKYqd2vpD
11/29
2013
@sslaterboards sent me this pic of our childhood dog, #Hondo, yesterday. Got me thinking about all the… http://t.co/Y8QZ3M9X13
11/28
2013
#Breakfast? If you can guess all of these you can have your pick from my board quiver. @kalanimillerhttp://t.co/dMJX8yYTGK
11/26
2013
Always a good day when you run into rosswilliamshi pyzelsurfboards #MarkCunningham and @jackjohnsonhttp://t.co/wrftAdegLF
11/21
2013
Someone sent me this one. A pic from 1986 in Cornwall, England for the World Amateur Championships. I… http://t.co/TWFoxlwPE2
11/20
2013
Happy Birthday, Charlie! I'll be back soon to play #Beyblades and fly you guys around the house!… http://t.co/7WnYw0uwuV
11/12
2013
Remember when everyone thought the world was gonna end because computers weren't programmed to deal… http://t.co/Ue59i2a7cI
11/10
2013
'Yeah, I'm a #Hustler Like #FlyntPublications It's simple, sing my songs And you throw em on your… http://t.co/DpHBGnwro2
11/8
2013
Have you been to/heard of @kippysicecream in Venice Beach?! New favorite place. Made with Raw and… http://t.co/GJczcc6YK3
11/4
2013
Underwater amongst the clouds in Fiji. Thank you tavarua_fiji. Always an amazing week with good… http://t.co/S9sL1bT6wA
11/3
2013
When I was about 8 years old, I saw a surf movie with 'Buttons' Kaluhiokalani and he immediately… http://t.co/PeS3cL2LVL
11/2
2013
Gettin' #Creepy on tavarua_fiji tonight. dustinfiero's photo booth party. #WatchOutForTheBoatmen http://t.co/cPttG6KDLv
11/1
2013
Hard seeing all those pipe photos yesterday knowing I was just there but I think this might make up… http://t.co/VaZuvZiYpv
10/29
2013
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10/28
2013
#ModernDayPostcards First day back in #HawaiiNei. Picked up a new 8-string from my buddies at… http://t.co/7JPqiN2u30First day in Hawaii. A new 8-string #Ukulele from my buddies at #KoolauUkuleles and crazy sunset thru… http://t.co/6yC5WwWuwp
10/24
2013
Follow Cam Water Texture Photo laurentpujol Hossegor, France 2013 http://t.co/jQfxmHMSPj
10/22
2013
At the #PTTOW Conference in 2011. When asked about Bin Laden's death, the #DalaiLama XIV ( Tenzin… http://t.co/2Iz3Crljmu
10/20
2013
#BruceLee. Philosopher, Martial Artist, Actor/Comedian, Teacher, Family Man, Free-Thinker, The… http://t.co/DcnP1a6ptiDon't you love when you hit a nice drive up the middle of the fairway and it ends up here? Playing… http://t.co/M6XF8gEwfX
10/19
2013
Kai Otton @Ottz79 wins his first asp world championship event after 7 years on tour then gets chaired… http://t.co/tbxrZ2A5Jn#CookieCutterShark. Small creature but symbolic of #BeastMode. Thank you @Ottz79. I know you're just… http://t.co/VWPfwj1qPL
10/17
2013
This could almost have been our school lockers from back in the day. @hobgoods, cjhobgood, and I...the… http://t.co/gB2GeybgSg
10/16
2013
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