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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Capitol Hill, Seattle

Captain of Makin It Happen. @Uber Sr Marketing Mgr - WA! Knit when I have time to sit. Always needs more tattoos. Music. Cats. Fun. Also, @Uber_SEA.

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Hello USA. Happy and sad to see you. πŸ‘Ό #MEXICOFOREVER@LaurenLockliear The sun woke us up! Haha
Watching the @Seahawks win in our lil Cancun hotel room on a crappy TV and en espaΓ±ol was the best way to end this trip! #GOHAWKS
This is what vacation looks like 🍹🌊🐚 http://t.co/zEowEEAbDdFun fact: http://t.co/u01iDzBAEC
This morning we saw the ruins in Tulum! Next up: the beach for 3 nights to do nothing but work on our tans. 🍹 http://t.co/f8YjtCARBd
Today we jumped into/swam in Ik Kil cenote, explored Chichen Itza, and wandered around Valladolid. Not too bad for a Wednesday. πŸ’ƒ
Saw a @SoundersFC jersey in Tulum. Yelled "woo sounders" at the amigo wearing it. #MEXICOWe made it to Tulum and @tulumhotel is the cutest thing ever in life. http://t.co/GbpAp1uUVa
Found free wifi. Checking in on the @Seahawks game via their app while enjoying Tecate and tequila by the beach #technology #12sinMexico@cedgeton HahahahahahahaToday is my 3 year Uberversary. If you need me, I'll be on this beach with this marg. πŸ’ƒπŸŒŠπŸΉ@jordankwheeler hahaha they were all sketch.@jordankwheeler Good. :)
@arianna @Uber 😘😘😘5 hrs in: 20 offers for weed, 8 offers for tattoos, & 4 offers for photos with "exotic" animals (read: tiny monkeys on leashes) #HOLAMEXICOObligatory Mexico photo! πŸ’ƒ http://t.co/SB5MdOHYz2Apparently Ive almost walked the length of CA. Wouldve been more if I was better at keeping my damn @fitbit charged. http://t.co/k2nGSEFvRKNext flight is to Mexico! Chillin (quite literally) in MSP airport. *waves to @uber_msp*@jordankwheeler what code did you use? πŸ˜‰Let's all say a little prayer that I can actually sleep on this flight to MSP. From there to Cancun! πŸ’ƒβœˆοΈ
Oh hey @heymarseilles playin at @SeaTacAirport πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘So far our vacation has consisted of checking out the @subpop airport shop & getting a drink in a @Seahawks themed bar. πŸŽ‰Even thought our journey to Mexico starts at 10:30pm, I am glad to have the 1st leg of our flight be with @AlaskaAir. #1ststopPDX #loveyouAAVERY IMPORTANT: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE WE CAN WATCH THE @SEAHAWKS GAME IN PLAYA DEL CARMEN?!
@ntully πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘Cleaning, packing, prepping, working. #weneedamexicohashtag #whatshoulditbeFixes favorite shitty target sandals. Glues sandals to hands only three times! #successSee tweet about fire on Capitol Hill. Immediately think I need to jump in an Uber to go save my cats. #priorities #notmybuilding@SourceMe I would like to interpret it as you are really cute and I want to hold you.Looking forward to expeiriencing @Haciendacaribe, @ParkRoyalHotels, @tulumhotel, and @AzucarHotelTul on our vaca! #MEXICOHEREWECOME
in toronto? need a lift? I'm working for @uber tonight, downtown toronto. get lucky.
Retweeted by Jen JoyceSo, about Goodell's job... RT @AP: BREAKING: AP Source: Law enforcement official sent copy of Ray Rice tape to NFL executive in April
Retweeted by Jen JoyceLow lives in high places
Retweeted by Jen JoyceOffice plank challenge DAY TWO. http://t.co/9cA3sWcpxn@shanevans JK DUDE. CONGRATS.@shanevans WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY DO THAT?@hwrudulph Of course! Can you send me an email at jen at uber dot com? Thanks!@jvpmedia Here's to hustle!One thing is for certain. You gotta have a shit ton of hustle to work for Uber. Non-hustlers need not apply. #ilovemyjobIt's totally a @motopony morning.
@SourceMe 😘😘😘@matthickey YO! You can always email Brooke at uber dot com for press stuff! :)YOWZA! We're hiring like mad! Check it: https://t.co/BcYbLiWN7D Got what it takes? Throw your hat into the ring! 😊 #Washington #Oregon #jobs
Retweeted by Jen Joyce"If we keep doing this every day...our next team pic…we're all gonna have our shirts up!" -@jordankwheeler on our new office plank workoutsCan we get married at the malllllllllllll?
Retweeted by Jen JoyceYes, @Earl_Thomas. Yes. #GOHAWKS http://t.co/KFWPCXu4b1@MarshallOsborne There is no excuse for Chickfila 3x in one day. NO. EXCUSE.
Talking about our @Uber trip to Tahoe 2 years ago and only like 5% witnessing the conversation know what we are talking about.@mshannabrooks Ya, my lil sis was an NFL cheerleader for 5 years and they don't pay well at all.After the update on the wait time for Splash Mountain. I love my fam. http://t.co/kyzwl8KN0sEvery once and a while my mom texts me with the current wait times for @Disneyland rides. Yes, my mother is the most adorable.@WTA_hikers Thank you so much!this weather always makes me wanna buy a pumpkin spice latte and dump it on a sorority girl's ugg boots
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@WTA_hikers Yes! Super easy but very lovely! Any suggestions for the next one? :DAnnnnnd Ray Rice can go to hell..@Arrington is interviewing the CEO of Uber, Travis Kalanick. Tune in here. #TCDisrupt http://t.co/gzWe0F9pv5
Retweeted by Jen JoyceMEXICO IN 4 DAYS, 14 HOURS, 49 MIN, 25 SECONDS. πŸŒ… https://t.co/PBQmyLdmCN
Veggie chili in the slow coooooooker. Night! πŸ’ƒUmm...nature selfies? http://t.co/bMEH9pJeZo"Oh you're all decorated. Everyone seems to be a work of art these days." -Gas station lady in North BendIF YOU NEED ME TODAY, I'LL BE BUSY GETTIN' MY HIKE ON: http://t.co/lq2q6CEk6a // @WTA_hikers πŸ—»This guy is alright. http://t.co/O9myCIqYwEπŸ™† RT @HubSpot: Take a peek at the true stories behind @knitpurl for @Uber's οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½I Can Has UberKittens" and more! http://t.co/wIJh0nF6Q9Chef the movie: A twitter instructional film for middle aged people dressed up as food porn.
"These are my two rules. Don't drink and drive and don't smoke on your baby." -@krows54@craighunter_ ...Thanks so much for the feature, @HubSpot! Honored to be included in #BehindTheContent http://t.co/tcPSIxuG18@DinoKnucks YAYAYAY.@MalcSmitty FTW RT @ComplexMag Watch @DezBryant & other NFL players read mean tweets abt themselves for Jimmy Kimmel http://t.co/o3b3qWBHBe
Retweeted by Jen JoyceI could probably just eat this straight from the packet: http://t.co/ZGsDt2SQHb Is that weird? Actually don't answer that.
"When you are great, you make your opponent adjust to you. You don't adjust to suit them."
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@jordankwheeler You're back at the office? haha Don;t forget your bag! ;)Wonder why? JK GUYS WE KNOW WHY. RT @nfl: How many times did the @packers throw at Richard Sherman tonight? #GBvsSEA http://t.co/Wabjhfjhha@JessEstrada http://t.co/aP5unaSDOlOfficers NOT in pursuit as @Seahawks run away with the game. #GoHawks
Retweeted by Jen JoyceJust reminding everyone why we all worship at the altar of Marshawn.
Retweeted by Jen Joyce(β€’_β€’) <) )β•―the / \ (β€’_β€’) \( (> NFL / \ (β€’_β€’) <) )β•―is back! / \
Retweeted by Jen JoyceWorking in @TheSmithTower means a free @Pharrell concert without the crowds. #IHOPEHEWEARSTHATHATIt's ok, guys. Betty White did NOT die! πŸŽ‰@christengreene http://t.co/8hrrJQW3ZeSo bummed about Joan Rivers. She was the original Bad Bitch.
Retweeted by Jen JoyceTODAY IS AMAZING BECAUSE THESE TWO THINGS: http://t.co/PfrJZb5DYB AND http://t.co/4caq1QKNZg@DinoKnucks @TFLN hahahahahahahahhaahhaa
Mom sends video of nephew's ultrasound. I hear Carson's heartbeat. No I'm not crying at all while in plank. 😩@christengreene https://t.co/8nhQiy7Ge5@matthickey Um, of course. :/ Did you send in an email to us? If not: http://t.co/7SmKsSkqAF So sorry about that! That's no bueno!
I ❀️ my ladies so much. #badassbitches http://t.co/QL4I3BE7rFOH: BONERCYCLE!!!
@gregr1077 @SoundersFC what about a burrito drone? #burritodrone
β™« My Girls – Animal Collective http://t.co/NZhkPC8WuY #NowPlayingExcited for the regular season to start now. We don't even have to wait until Sunday!
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OH: I woke up and started eating a pillow because I thought it was pizza.OH: The only purple stuff I eat is wine!Yes. LAWD RT @akacharleswade β€œ@CRFASHIONBOOK: All hail! @Beyonce on the cover of CR Fashion Book Issue 5 http://t.co/8aWlvy69SF””
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@shanevans http://t.co/4421Kg2SeC
@LStrohmeier Of course! Jen at uber dot comThe Uber recruitment scandal isn't scandalous http://t.co/UJM2SmJY04 via @voxdotcom
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