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@quintendf Ha! Don't encourage me.@quintendf Yeah. Well there was another bartender that I didn't know. What are you saying?Sometimes your favorite bartender walks in at 4:00 w/a Starbucks cup, gives it about a 10 second pour of baileys, and then starts his shift.Technically still vacation! (at @ThatcherMcGhees) http://t.co/9qNE5lejpiA year ago, I tramped around the May Fair at @sleepnomorenyc with a broken foot. Still one of the best parties. http://t.co/0WClEl6TW9

@mancel Saw them open for Brandi Carlile, they were great.

Tell twitter about this... @ Atlantis Royal Towers http://t.co/qeHMnBX82O@ianwestcott Both. Doh.Look at all this beach I have. http://t.co/8WNeOzrzPvMom: "Do you think people like your stomach or the back of your legs more?" Me: "I'm uncomfortable."My mom's face kills me. And you can see where I get it from. @ Atlantis Royal Towers http://t.co/tbNUslcm3q@Loni I have the best nephews and nieces. :)Two cherries. And it's barely noon. @ Atlantis Royal Towers http://t.co/iaxRkpY34tThe best part of vacation is playing chicken with dehydration and skin cancer at the same time.

Her: "We ran out of the hummus wrap. Do you want an extra shot of rum instead?" Me: "Yup."

"I'm the Quiche Queen, you're just a Quiche Peddler." - My Mom

@jsnsck @JessiePollack I won't let you down.Annnnnnnnd vacation. BRB.Awesome. RT @rubicantekid: An interactive chart tracking the recurring jokes throughout Arrested Development. http://t.co/110qh6YHEi

Some of my students created a handmade, wood stand for any device. It's awesome. Rocking it out on my desk right now. http://t.co/hEtvCGGnyh@Blue Awesome, thanks!Does anyone know if @blue works in landscape mode?

@suneelius You're an onion, you have many layers.Gray or Grey?This bluegrass cover of Whitesnake is really setting the tone for today. http://t.co/t9TGdP81Z2@kmaverick God dammit.

@Alex_Godin Chicken prepared 4 ways?@markcwebster Real life is the WORST.The new Michael J. Fox show looks like it could be really awesome. http://t.co/16KV5NWnKaQueens: 67 Ave & 231 St NYPD requesting FDNY to assist with removing a officer stuck on a tree. Officer was attempting to remove a cat.
Retweeted by mattRaoulNew Daft Punk acquired. Play. Repeat.@taylorlehman That article wound up being satire. But Your questions is still relevant, and I am equally stumped.Well, the fact that I thought that was real says more about Bachmann than it does me.Why stop at Minnesota? - Bachmann Threatens to Leave Minnesota Over Marriage Equality. http://t.co/2CnWhHPnXZ

@jwegener I'm in a bag. I'm in a bag. Im in a bag. FUCK IM IN HOT WATER. FUCK. FUUU (end transmission)It had to be one of us. http://t.co/ipBWGnKn96

Scaled to time, nice. RT @ryantomorrow: New Boston T map is lovely. http://t.co/nZPmKHioOy

@DANGERTAM @ianwestcott Oh yeah sure it's just exhaustion, you and Lindsay Lohan.@DANGERTAM Present Alice sounds like a real drag.

Proud Mary keep on burnin' http://t.co/2aETRONPI9@kkelly920 @mashable It just doesn't exist.@andrew_b_berg ask @mikeocool and @ianwestcott about my solo rendition of Nothing Compares 2U. So many tears.@Ltrask ALL of them. Don't make me tell you about it over lunch.@myono Well that should just happen all the time, right?@andrew_b_berg And absolutely no meat loaf.When I open my karaoke bar I'm cutting out all instrumental solos because I'm a good person.Yeah, alright. (@ St Mark's Karaoke) http://t.co/HzeaIaHxXXAnd then @mikeocool didn't even update our Karaoke playlist so I had to with only hours to spare."...last week I had some ramps that were hot pickled (in a mushroom reuben) and they were quite transformative."You don't know until you try. Just like I didn't know I did a spot-on Miss Piggy karate chop sound. Until I tried.

@Alex_Godin @nickstamas Curses! Am I expected to have patience on the internet?@Alex_Godin Looks like Urban Compass was a fake public release. Bummer.@UrbanCompass Any chance I can get a beta code since I'm moving right now?

@arainert The one time I'm okay with all my favorite spots in the hood being crowded.@HeyMikeMa Jesus loved coconut, you asshole.@HeyMikeMa YEAH 2014. Same time. Same channel. Even more coconut.@HeyMikeMa THERE ARE MORE RACES.This isn't over. RT @HeyMikeMa: Easiest five dollars I ever made. Thanks @mattRaoul.I can't make any bets because I can't verify my identity. So I just gave @HeyMikeMa $5 and hope that he gives me $10.@laurenwick it may seem like something @mattRaoul would do, if @mattRaoul has damn good tastes and the singing voice of an angel.
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All the colors of emotion. @ Pacific Standard http://t.co/ZBJMpujzwMIn which @mikeocool and I learn about streusel vs strudel and how neither include meat.@lindseyweber Union Square Green Market, NW corner.Ramps and Rhubarb are pretty hot on the Farmers Market circuit right now, but it was the $2 succulents that really got me going.Every year, I crack up at this video. Every, damn, year. (thx @timehop @drbillnye) h... http://t.co/gZCZHN6Mfa via @timehop

@MichaelMontero @quintendf @jwegener WTF guys. WTF.@mikeocool We have GOT to meet Ronny.I've fallen off the seltzer wagon. Related, I would kill to ride in a seltzer wagon.

@xadam Thanks buddy!@okaysee Thanks man, and yes that should happen!@itwentviral Thanks!@miz_tiffany I have to see when my sister's annual party is, hopefully I can go to both! I was very jealous of the firework views.@UsefulTheory Thanks Matt!@ifain Thanks Irv!@markcwebster @vacanti Thanks Mark, couldn't agree more.@miz_tiffany I know! Something in the spring air. Speaking of spring air, I know where we are going when you guys get back…@Alex_Godin Thanks buddy!@sadialatifi Thanks!So pumped to be joining the @yipit team today. I'm feeling rather lucky to be a part of something amazing.That time @mattRaoul and I both checked into the Manhattan Bridge at the same time and then realized we were standing next to each other.
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@sadialatifi Awesome!

Adventures in chicken liver with @lexyapostolou. http://t.co/fQ59KKZE47Spider-Man on the street. @ Cocktails & Dreams http://t.co/8oxBgLTTK8

@drbillnye BUGS. STAHP.@lexyapostolou @chefsymon I'd watch that show all day.

I love seeing food trucks at the gas station. It's like seeing your doctor out at the movies.@DANGERTAM @lexyapostolou A murder of ramps.Amazing story of what happened in the years after 'Dear Zachary.' http://t.co/OAaP8PqzLTIn which emeskaye downloads free windows from @ianwestcott. http://t.co/by0y3F1kwL

@davetisch Probably because I can't beat level 38 dammit.My teen needs a best friend, a GIRL best friend, to just call up and help her thru dis. #followateen@AnnaLindow Thx! That would be awesome, I'll email.@erictj @jwegener http://t.co/FPtEcnXNoe@femmebot @jwegener SPIDERMAN!@AnnaLindow @jwegener I treat intro emails as if they were my children. Each is unique and needs special attention and sometimes goes wrong.

One of these days, catching up on all my email at midnight is gonna lead to some interesting threads.

@quintendf @wp Thanks so much for stopping by guys, it was great to have you! (cc @femmebot)SXSW is so yesterday. RT @HeyMikeMa: http://t.co/hjWL3qU5fQ Who's with me? I know @mattRaoul is!Current Status: http://t.co/eYfzizDmgc

8 Courses, bitch (@ Degustation) http://t.co/Iola11qTmU