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LfHs @nokamber manhattan

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How to swim: a guide from 1587 http://t.co/ai5280KEzt
Retweeted by LfHsBadass. "@UPROXX: The First Trailer for Jon Stewart’s ‘Rosewater’ is Here, And It’s ... Better Than Everything Else http://t.co/U4XxAEOWnq""When we go to the mosque, they order us to [watch] heads cut off, lashings or stonings" -- life under ISIS http://t.co/8NyfDdOgSM
Retweeted by LfHs@lastbadasstion this is what that reminds me of | http://t.co/a6wrlrInpm@lastbadasstion WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT'They are a Billy Joel song in football team form' "@drewmagary: "Our 2nd best wideout is Al Toon." JETS SUCK 2014. http://t.co/hOWZzuDndl"@dananicolehuss FEEL YOUKnowing I'm going to leave this place shortly, that afternoon wall that everyone hits is when I shut it down. http://t.co/LGEuECRSyySo the Ray Rice Fallout continues with a new domestic violence policy. Six games for 1st offense, lifetime ban for 2nd.
Retweeted by LfHsAmazing. "@UPROXX: Here’s The GIF Of Pete Campbell Falling Down The Stairs Set To ‘I’ll Tumble 4 Ya’ http://t.co/IGk9DFxqxe"ESPN was dumb, but Michael Sam's showering habits do matter: http://t.co/DnPuQKYs97
Retweeted by LfHs@k_ved @BootymanNYC @ShanersMD I'm taking the over, but just for the time kved spendsWhaaaat "@ESPNFC: Group E: Bayern Munich, Man City, CSKA Moscow."@k_ved @ShanersMD @BootymanNYC great line@BootymanNYC @k_ved @ShanersMD a frat house dispersed across downtown Manhattan@TBrodes let it ride. Always.@Cthursby @k_ved They should leverage that to air drop Narragansetts from one end of the boat to the other@k_ved did you know that GB has its own drone? | http://t.co/Iioevz45FmLIfe in ISIS-ruled Mosul is horrific. Stonings, amputations, lashings in the town square. http://t.co/aLrPfQ2qp7 via http://t.co/puIU32gWPc
Retweeted by LfHsIf you have a suit and tie on in your avi, you are automatically approved for a loan at most banks. It's a fact.
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Holy. Crap. The views from 432 Park's crane, 1,375 ft above Manhattan, are amazing. http://t.co/SJH0pMeghq http://t.co/zWCoI42R6v
Retweeted by LfHsOffer letter hit the inbox #boomFor that price point...done. "@InsideHook: Custom-fit shirts in minutes, via your smartphone: http://t.co/LWuI7H6qtM http://t.co/aaxtMql1y3"DAFUQ. "@CNBC: Zara pulls controversial shirt after social media firestorm: http://t.co/zpKJIJcLdU http://t.co/LNBoMipeYH"I would be stoked if my child could discuss fantasy football with me #sadoldmantweets | http://t.co/ZvuZEhTvwzKudos to the NFL for holding firm on Josh Gordon's horrifying offense of being near marijuana. Can't wait to watch Ray Rice in week 3!
Retweeted by LfHsI stand with Josh Gordon and women everywhere. "@NFL_ATL: Browns’ Josh Gordon suspended one season http://t.co/twqDrcHoDB"And Ray Rice gets 2 games for treating his wife like a heavy bag...I'm a fan of that disclosure rule. In spirit. Implementation may be a little tough...getting people on board and all.SEC unanimously approves rule requiring more loan-level disclosure for RMBS, CMBS, auto loan and lease #securitization
Retweeted by LfHsAfter the Internet bared its' fangs, ESPN now "regrets" reporting on Michael Sam's shower habits http://t.co/mllrKABYxH
Retweeted by LfHsThis might be one of the greatest reads on the Internet #antipanda | http://t.co/HV8sqo9JIdReason #524 we should let these things die off. "@digg: Panda 'may have faked pregnancy' for more buns, bamboo: http://t.co/NkSmg5cax2"
@dananicolehuss I will take a pup off your hands if you want. Assuming you want to relinquish ownership.Oprah Will Play ‘A Cruel And Abusive Lady Pimp’ In The Richard Pryor Biopic http://t.co/29knYQGrSo
Retweeted by LfHsCurrently sitting next to that jcrew gingham shirt. That account is the realest.Are there rumblings of firing LVG yet?Real match that really counted: Manchester United 0, MK Dons 4. http://t.co/XagRm0lxsG
Retweeted by LfHsThat ManU score is priceless.@dfledderjohn that frenchie was looking like a BOSSGoPro goes to the dogs with its Fetch camera harness http://t.co/WFXtkFjVXQ
Retweeted by LfHsHis thought process was flawless though. "@Gothamist: Man Robs NYC Banks, Blows Stolen Cash In Atlantic City http://t.co/V47JHlAVzn"@k_ved but it's being used on areas that really need it, like where malaria and other mosquito borne diseases kill people@k_ved being done. Male mosquitoes are bred with a disease that impacts female's fertility then released into wild to sabotage pop growthToday is a good day.Coming out in a few hours: Instagram's "Hyperlapse" - http://t.co/pxoGsaz77N. It looks pretty neat!
Retweeted by LfHs@jabriella welcome home! #mericaA disclosure rule I agree with. In spirit at least. | http://t.co/LSj1Lzy6ph
Gonna start rocking the tux sans stocks. That's a LOOK.By its nature, war is polarising. The situation in #Gaza is no different. But both sides consume fantasy news http://t.co/4wQ7Ia8tY9
Retweeted by LfHs@k_ved it's best to update while you are seething. Think you're primed and ready to go@k_ved prep the rezyToday, I have proved that the majority of my team is redundant.Local Man All But Sure Dollars Will Be Worthless In 28 Months http://t.co/OuoXQPA1HB
Retweeted by LfHsBeautiful Nature: The Portuguese Man-of-War — http://t.co/kXEYnezwJG http://t.co/2D9eDS3NSx
Retweeted by LfHs@jabriella they have a history of wearing kid gloves with their extremist citizens which is why I ask. Silly brits.And yes, I am saying that if you leave your country to fight for a terrorist organization, you leave your previous life behind. Erased.Is Britain allowing citizens who leave to fight for ISIS back into the country?British security forces ID jihadist known as "John the Beatle" who beheaded James Foley http://t.co/dPSORqb61U
Retweeted by LfHsHere’s how much banks have paid out since the financial crisis http://t.co/GJzZLWH2Oi
Retweeted by LfHsWHAT. THE. F. "@SBNation: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman did something really weird. http://t.co/pakEAvrDs3 https://t.co/eouM3Gigy7"
@k_ved what we got here is a good old Mexican standoff@k_ved if you do this, we're going to have to do it...#Ferguson cop Darren Wilson has received more online donations than #MichaelBrown's family. http://t.co/Mtn3zI0fwH http://t.co/iutmOk53S3
Retweeted by LfHs@CharmAndDecay @k_ved you got it, didn't you? Sorry but that's hilarious. You were asking for it by literally asking for it
Holy cheesehead. "@AdamSchefter: Packers NT B.J. Raji is out for the season, as many suspected, with a torn bicep."We've waited over 20 years for this! Our famous Lion's Share slot machine finally hit for $2.4 million. #WINatMGM
Retweeted by LfHsPlayers not wanting to go back...good call "@MirrorFootball: Explosions tear apart sections of Shakhtar's stadium. http://t.co/2Uh23O3MDv"
God damn. If there's anything like being on a small boat zipping across the water, keep it to yourself because you're wrong.I fucked a mermaid. http://t.co/aWJDwZ6F9PSitting in the middle is the Hudson. As one does. http://t.co/BomBaQx40H http://t.co/XWvRkbrqnG@k_ved amazing team nameData Dive: How Bank of America's big fine stacks up to other bank settlements in history: http://t.co/HkuGYhisBe http://t.co/Fr43kzchbo
Retweeted by LfHsCorrection: this is HILARIOUS. "@Deadspin: This is painful: Floyd Mayweather struggles to read a brief radio drop http://t.co/EV6rzIT9ek"@dfledderjohn I think @k_ved is a subscriber@dfledderjohn slow day at the office, huh? Looks like I need to find a way to get G&G in the mailbox@dfledderjohn need@BootymanNYC @ShanersMD I mean...if you're gonna start that, best get ready@BootymanNYC have a safe flight sherners @ShanersMD@ShanersMD @k_ved @Ryan_STT open a mozz stick themed resto serving old fashioned mozz sticks as well as these variations #infinitemoney@BootymanNYC "@FastCompany: .@lapinski Here you go! Bowie by @baristart_mike http://t.co/ljroICjIGD"@ShanteCosme I can't chew doublemint gum anymore either. It is a shame.47% of world population will live under severe #water stress by 2050 http://t.co/GzjZ3rg0LW More on #sustainability
Retweeted by LfHsI am not emotionally prepared for @twitter to suck http://t.co/At6WrOww7f
Retweeted by LfHsBest way to deal with problems...? Wait until they're too big to solve, then say... 'Who knew!'
Retweeted by LfHsKernan looks way too comfortable drinking wine before 9am @CNBC
This bar started playing Around the World as soon as the bartender handed me my beer....this is fate.José Mourinho's Ice Bucket Challenge is outstanding. http://t.co/Z5wSjccOUN
Retweeted by LfHsBofA, Citi & JPM--paying a combined $37B to settle claims from Obama's RMBS Task Force--have outperformed the market. http://t.co/KgnEkxX8JN
Retweeted by LfHsBank of America record $16.65 billion settlement wipes out third-quarter earnings: http://t.co/fsNkYMjTKN $BAC
Retweeted by LfHsKarmic justice FTWHolla. Maybe some media in Ferguson are getting treated like shit because they are acting like shitty people. | http://t.co/Mg6YwxnP7p@dfledderjohn @k_ved @SoBendito save yourself the trouble and just shovel some dog food in your mouth. I imagine it'd taste the same.@k_ved @BootymanNYC v diff circumstances. No one is celebrating yetI love the stuff #paleo "@SmithsonianMag: People in the stone age were fans of escargot http://t.co/69iJ2OlSDA"Coworker has cheddar bacon mac&cheese flavored potato chips. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried one...never trying new things again.NYAG is a guy who sees what he wants to see. His reasoning: "I don't buy it" #dafuqLooks like a beneficial career move is on the horizon for this guy. Time to stamp the envelope before I mail it in here.#CoffeeWeek: How much and how often should you be drinking coffee? http://t.co/Vn2ClmDOA2 via @FastCompany
Retweeted by LfHs@LadyFOHF you guys just love crazy
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