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Rob Ruminski @ruminski Melbourne, Australia

Politics. Music. Moving pictures. Beer. Food. Baseball. Assorted detritus. Opinions belong to whoever poured my drink. RTs mean we're going steady.

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Duck and Sally inside / they're cooking for the down five / who're staring at Miss Rayon / whose licking up her pig pen...@grisgrismelb this is why I always negotiate 50% upfront with corporate clients.@thirstyinmelb ask @timsmithbarossa -- sure he can help out.@MatthewBeggs
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@emrulelayton @alisterrobbie You're in the minority there. The boots get so much love.@alisterrobbie @emrulelayton @emrulelayton If I had to choose between birkies or that hat I think I'd just set myself on fire.@emrulelayton @alisterrobbie commenter just called Bill Shorten "the Shannon Noll of Australian politics". I am floored. This is the greatest take there ever was.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@therevmountain Indiegustation.@Walldo They should offer writers hazard pay based on a scale of awful comments from mouth-breathing neckbeards. Bonuses if you get doxxed.Look, white folks NEED pics with ethic babies for their Tinder profiles, and they have to get them somewhere. gif has so many characters and subplots, it's like a Shakespearean tragedy
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@HunterFelt Even by your own standards of niche references, this one is a standout.You and me both. Wut? Is this your place?Yeah, TPP is a huge deal, but considering that the US Congress couldn't organise a root in a brothel at the moment, I'm not too worried.@cailyoung EMOThank Heaven I read the label. I was just about to toss my kid in the washer...
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiIt will still be a huge fight, but the climate is different than it was when the Workchoices fight raged....almost all the time. Work culture has seeped so far into personal time that fewer and fewer people prioritise the distinction anymore.The timing is perfect for the Coalition to attack penalty rates. Technology means that salaried employees are now effectively on call...This is how capitalism ensures that the poor stay poor. 884% interest on household goods for people on welfare: hope a few #WhiteGenocide-ers see this and get aneurysms. @MelbDave @drunkspec @AleOfATime @26bear BRB rewriting Dead Kennedys' "California Uber Alles" as "California Uber Helles".@wilsonscec @MelbDave @drunkspec @AleOfATime @26bear From now on I'm going to describe myself exclusively as a Beer Fascist.Some days you just want to say fuck it and run off to be a hobo. host says background checks will force poor, minorities to choose between guns and food:
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiHotel sex parties are not free speech
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiI thought this was rather funny...#StartUp #Caricature
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiI literally sent them a picture of a tortilla
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiNo matter how well-intentioned, educated, liberal, when theres only white people in the room, shit like this happens
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiHaha this deal just gets funnier and funnier.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiAnd GOP continues its voter suppression, moving early voter sites from populous dem areas to non-populous GOP areas.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiFascist who once drank a goat's blood running for senate in Florida
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThis is the second high school kid to die from on-field football injuries in about a week
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this is *magnificent*. one of the #peeple folks doesn't like unsolicited feedback.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@MsPraxis Happy Birthday lady!This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@alisterrobbie @mattbrick1 @AleOfATime I haven't even listened yet and I already feel dumber just thinking about it.@justinspicer Yep. Longer/bigger. I've got some meatballs that would cause a hot dog roll to disintegrate.@AtticusThomas @sare_o Sweet potato is garbage potato.@goat_wang THAT'S AMAZING.@ruminski I used to think of Zappos and Hsieh as revolutionaries with how they treated customer service but now it seems like a weird cult.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiHeart of Darkness, but if Kurtz was a megalomaniacal entrepreneur/CEO/self-help guru. Startup culture is dystopian. dudes are so sad sometimes.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@trentyarwood Talk to people with chronic pain or migraines. The availability of bad pain relief is better than none at all.oh man, news B roll for economy stories… headless city people walking cranes containers on a dock apple store sign It's like Koyaanisqatsi
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThis is pornographic. You're a genius. We'll make literally dozens of dollars.@_AmyGray_ Should we make t-shirts?@_AmyGray_ Especially the Putin/Obama one. A thing of beauty.@thebeerzilla want to make hoagies with last night's leftover meatballs.@thebeerzilla I could probably do something passable with trial and error. Was more just looking for something in the next day or two.This collection of broeken wingnut political memes is spectacular. Govt asks AFP to pursue Nauru whistleblowers, but not alleged offenders, bc that's not their problem is it?
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@schlutes @CandiedBakery Cheers!Fuckin magnets, how do they work? I'm a hopeless baker.Hey Melbourne -- where can I get long, soft, American-style rolls like you'd use for cheesesteaks or hoagies?A politician what’s been bought ought to stay that way.
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Not sure how I feel about this.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiNihilistic password security questions -
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski#holys!:t
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiIn other sports news, we're only a couple of days away from postseason baseball.SAUCY BALLZZZZZ Cobrew campaign is almost over. Great rewards & deals on work space. Come party and/or work with us. BITCHES Mules on @Nevenka_Silvia's balcony. I should not be trusted to free pour cocktails.@adrianpua m8@schlutes Sent or received?Hey @ExitBrewing - the West Coast IPA is a damn good drop. Perfect for a sunny afternoon.Just got a coupon for a local restaurant depicting a sex act between a hot dog and a donut. #AmericanDream
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@LeMandapantz @ragibson @mattbrick1 @adrianpua makes you feel prouder than watching a potential King of Australia cheer against you at a sporting event....
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiAmerica. Where guns are perfectly legal and simple to access, but abortions are illegal or restricted.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@Dream_Brother_ Thank you!
Guys, this is Blues Hammer in the flesh and I'm not responsible for my actions from here on out.And now he just invoked Stevie Ray Vaughn. I'm seriously about to set fire to this building.This band at Catfish is slaughtering Creedence and I'm about to stab a cunt.Immigrant Union at the Gaso. Party like it's 1998. @timsmithbarossa Right? Best value wines in Australia as far as I'm concerned.Anyone kicking around post-game, I'm headed to the Gaso to see Immigrant Union. No cover.From the man himself. is an absolute cracker @timsmithbarossa. Feel a bit guilty drinking it out of plastic cups in the park! is a brilliant day to lay on a blanket and have a drink in Edinburgh Gardens. I make excellent life choices.@therevmountain @l_astir YES@ThatDonLewis Perfect time for you to step out for a beer.This is breathtaking. @l_astir you have an alarmingly low level of commitment to keeping me entertained.@therevmountain get some Crocs and see how long it takes @l_astir to crack the shits. I'll be over here with popcorn.Candi Kinney of Roseburg Gun Shop has just ordered more assault rifles. 'Always a rush after a big shooting.'
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiIf Congress is concerned about organizations profiting from dead children, it should be investigating the #NRA, not #PlannedParenthood
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiCraft in Townsville, anyone?
@lil_scooter93 VIVA EL GALLOIt seems some libertarians are very comfortable with a belief that doctors who perform abortions should be executed. #auspol #TroyNewman
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThis is fucked.
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