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@BeccaTheSM My work here is done!Severe Alert: Mood Downgrade Warning in your area. Expect flash rages until 2230 Eastern.The Lurgy is waiting. Biding its time. Checking its watch. Checking its calendar. June 12. Coming to a respiratory system near you.75-year-old Pakistani man killed by a white man with a machete in Birmingham two weeks ago. Barely any media coverage http://t.co/nA632LFikY
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@BeccaTheSM He suggested I contact the AV dept. Great idea, guy. As opposed to contacting ex-flames which was my original plan.@BeccaTheSM A horror movie maybe, when I'd be found strung up with said cable.@BeccaTheSM Turns out some guy from long ago does NOT have any VGA cable.Flikr has exciting changes to my account? Sweet - like reminding me I HAVE a Flikr account?That HORRIFYING moment when you send a text to someone you really ought not be texting. ERK.Have JUST discovered #JudgeAlex. Holy cow.@BeccaTheSM Cool - I spoke to Matt about the projector VGA cable. Apparently it's up in the booth - either piled up or coiled around pipe?@BeccaTheSM Jo & I might be popping out to grab lunch - what time do you think you'll be here? #funwithkeys@BeccaTheSM Amirite?! You should nearly consider setting up a pre-tick list, before things get moved to the actual list...@AODhubhshlaine Someone stumbled on a tiny pothole or something? NEARLY DIIIIIIIEEEEDDD!@BeccaTheSM I like that idea. All the satisfaction of ticking something off a list with none of the effort.@BeccaTheSM I've been awake since 6.@GemCrad @AODhubhshlaine @plebmeg Amen sister. #Vault@AODhubhshlaine @GemCrad @plebmeg I think you'll find it's more like: My friend nearly DIED! (What was that for again? #blurry)Today was meant to be the day for a lie-in, but here I am, awake since 6am. Might as well get up and do something.Prof. Bill Bowers' will kick-off this summer's #soloNOVA Arts Festival with #BeyondWords: http://t.co/SrXIEw8SXi via @broadwayworld #NYU
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There will be cake. #soloNOVAMy sandwich looks like autopsynomnomnom...Making an effort.@AODhubhshlaine Yo Oprah, just go down on Bey already. Jeez. #getaroom

@AODhubhshlaine You'd THINK, right? And you would be correct.(b) I can eat a bag of peanut m&ms in 3 handfuls or less.1 of the following 2 statements is true. (a) I pride myself on always having enough time to get ready and arrive at my destination calmly.Solo show: a still life. #solonova #tech @terranovanyc http://t.co/cdF5L21sef
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@BeccaTheSM And he found them in #Brooklyn. #shocker #hipsteraccessories #fancycoasters?@KyleMetzger_11 *coughHashtagsoloNOVAcough*Noisy eaters... *deep cleansing breaths* #GougeMyEarDrumsOutGoing to Christopher Street between Greenwich and Washington, please. #Taxi! #PhraseOfTheWeek

@TophHooperton Love you, Hooperton.You guys, he's EAS-Zeeee. Eas-Z-Boy. Easy Street. RT @TophHooperton No one will be my date tonight. None of you know that I'm super easy.Soupy is a pretty accurate word for today, actually.

I'm not saying that people who stop suddenly in the middle of the path to check their phones DESERVE to be pushed, but... y'know...@BeccaTheSM File under #PeopleAreDicks #MTAedition Thanks for everything today. Your rock-ing-ness is legendary.The weather report in the back of the cab warns of 'soupy humidity'. As if humidity wasn't gross enough already. #euphemism #soupyPoll: It's 1am. Exhaustion. Which do you prefer, the cabbie who pootles along at 20mph vs. one who may be drunk and takes corners at speed?That was a doozy of a day. I can only remember the last hour of it. #ProductionMode

Shit kicking off on the 7 train: angry 'gangsta' vs dude who apparently took a pic of him. Speaking Spanish, but I understood 'tu madre'...

I need new shoes, so I bought a handbag. And wha'?

@Only1Christos Noted!!0030, cue drunk man bellowing to himself outside. In 6 hours, the construction workers will tear up the pavement. #Noise. Need #earplugs.Home: dishes, laundry, quick tidy, shower, hair, teeth, face all by midnight? Go!

@AODhubhshlaine It was hacked, Guard, I swear! Change your password? No?@AODhubhshlaine @plebmeg Also, you couldn't have picked a more confusing @ handle? Come on, was @AODgsdlnflksnfdlxjpj taken?@AODhubhshlaine @plebmeg Can you not get back into your old account?@AODhubhshlaine I LOVE that you noticed that. I wasn't expecting anyone to. Maybe @PlebMeg but she's probably asleep...The 7 is panic attack inducingly packed today. I have a seat but some dude's gut/crotch keeps bumping against my face. #NoThanksTooEarly

@plebmeg That's so soon! Is it a boy or a child, as they say in the West?@plebmeg Got your dialing wand yet? How ARE you? When is bubba due?@plebmeg I don't even have time to put them in a bag and get someone ELSE to wash them! #busy #alsolazy #alsowantnewclothesYknow how sometimes it'd be cheaper & quicker to buy a whole new set of clothes than to go do laundry? That. Now. #18HourDays@jdcarter Lest we forget.After a very bizarre working day, I'm away home to write some scripts. Tomorrow promises to be even weirder. #Piri #TheCatsMeow@DulachG It's got to be a Hitchcockean tale with demon owls... hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of owls.9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@AODhubhshlaine Hot flashes?@AODhubhshlaine Life in the spotlight, eh? How are you aside from the pressure?@AODhubhshlaine Gurl, whatchoo doing back on here?@LauraVogel Yep - do I have your email addy? I'll send you some info. Winkwink.Hey @LauraVogel! Just producing a lil festival: http://t.co/X0rsPNEdQ9 You should totally come - it's a fantastic line-up. #soloNOVA@ericborlaug The cat I'm with right now is being a total dick. She's already gone for me twice and it's only been 30 minutes.@ericborlaug And cats. http://t.co/DTUL7Esljo This is a bubble I could happily live in.@ericborlaug I'm no help. Pretty much all I have is theatre, Irish news, and @Cmdr_Hadfield.Getting back into that 17-hour-day mode. #IheartProducing #Ginseng@McMahonPhilly For an amazing quick crash course, get the Michel Thomas CDs. You'll be speaking (some) French in 5 minutes. Great system.

Welcome home @Cmdr_Hadfield! Thanks for all the photos of Ireland and the great sense of perspective! Slán abhaile!

The @Cmdr_Hadfield comic that's motivational and lovely http://t.co/qWvZ0zYP3K
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About one or two years late to the party on this one, but @HBO's #TheNewsroom is quality viewing. 4 episodes in, and counting.

Oh, nevermind. The A showed up instead.Dear the C or the E. Hurry up please.@Only1Christos How's the restaurant coming along? When can we start ordering?! xBook tix to any #soloNOVA show before May 15 and you could win 2 tickets to see @AnnRichardsPlay on Broadway! http://t.co/hrhI4VkOAQ
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@TophHooperton Then, sir, your house has voicemail. Congratulations. I hope this reveals a treasure of lost messages. Make a book!@TophHooperton Number ending in 9386?@TophHooperton Oh. Well, someone where you used to live got a live-from-New York, Sav-fueled lovebomb on their machine. Oooops.@TophHooperton Sweet. Let's make a plan. Can you Skype this weekend? Apols for rambling voicemail. X

@TophHooperton Planning a trip to the West Coast. Any date guesstimate set yet? X

King #Joffrey is such a douchebucket.Today is the day for ticking shit off the list in a major way. Stand by.

The vanilla malt at Big Daddy Diner on Park Ave South will change your wretched life. They must put heroin in that thing. #SellYourFirstborn

@gypsytravel You've arrived!@BeccaTheSM Over Jo's drink, so no skin off my nose. :) #StillYesGrossHipster barista (baristo?) is wearing a deep v-neck cut so low, I'm pretty sure he just slipped a nip.@LauraVogel Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Ok. Thanks.Self-imposed Facebook ban until I get my shit together. NOW - what's happening on Twitter?!Man dressed as a tree on the subway. A picture won't do it justice - take my word for it. I heart NY.I haven't had a decent night's sleep in about a month. I'm tired. 6 weeks until it's calm again. I'm really tired.

@mpatrickwalker Your 'What the fuck' song has been in my head since tech on Monday! #Earworm: sign of a classic!

@lostplum Jennifer! Me too. I'm going to fall into a coma aaaaaaaany minute now.It sure did, @lostplum! Totally worth it. Myself & JCD talking bout you this morning. All good things!

3 Princes is a work of genius. #24hm. I would watch this musical for two hours!!!#24HM is about to start. Very catchy, hurriedly written showtunes are running through my head. Sgonna be fun!Hey @McMahonPhilly & @gracedyas - the 24 Hour Musicals are insanely good fun. We should talk about this...! #24HMToday I will mostly be tweeting #24HM updates. Feel free to mute me. #MusicalTheatre junkies, y'all will wanna stay tuned.What are all these people doing awake so early? Everyone doesn't start work at 1030 like me?Yep, that's still dark out there. Super early. #24HM http://t.co/EPt65w01C2Good morning star shines! #24HM