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lapsus linguae @treyka Brussels, Belgium

bit-flipper; stochastic admixture of signal and noise; kicking against the pricks;

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@sergeybratus @thequux @maradydd @41414141 I've suppose you've already seen this? https://t.co/DEOsPWoVUK
7/3
2015
"Outage? That was no outage. That was an unscheduled monitoring test."
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6/26
2015
The Internet of Unpaired Socks.
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6/21
2015
editing is just refactoring code designed to run on someone else's brain, man
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Sufficiently advanced thought leading is indistinguishable from trolling. http://t.co/9RDSpiaCFk
Retweeted by lapsus linguae There should be a special "sacrificial capital letter" we can put at the beginning of sentences where the first word is all lower case
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Final day at #firstcon15! Lets make it a GREAT day!
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6/19
2015
current status: http://t.co/0FiZ942esx
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @jack_daniel @blackswanburst No duh, we drank all your booze. 🐐
6/18
2015
@jack_daniel Hey, we found your shitty travel bar in Berlin. Are you secretly attending FIRST? cc @blackswanburst http://t.co/v7OVs8St1DGotta wonder, with the OPM revelations, whether there are many cars parked late into the night at the SEC, given the data they collect
Retweeted by lapsus linguae "What the hell have you built?" #monitorama http://t.co/avAMi09Ek2
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6/17
2015
This Italian bug poison packaging is both terrifying and beautiful. http://t.co/UfWrjRVbf6
Retweeted by lapsus linguae It would be nice to know who exactly invented HTML email & made it happen. We wouldn't want them to escape history textbooks, would we? :)
Retweeted by lapsus linguae There just isn't enough popcorn for this. https://t.co/YLIu5peySe
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @451wendy Yeah!
6/16
2015
In some parallel universe that makes far more sense than ours, gcc source tarballs are signed.
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6/15
2015
Timing of alleging Snowden trove leak to Russia/China to coincide with reveal of OPM Form 86 hack by Russia/China is impeccable.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Much like Carl Sagan, I believe in Magic... Have an #AWESOME Day! ;-) http://t.co/MrWAz9KnLL
Retweeted by lapsus linguae git is much easier to understand if you just think of it as a set of endofunctors mapped over a seven-dimensional Boltzmann space
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Time zones are cool. It's neat how it's a different time depending on where you live. For example, in some parts of the USA it's still 1950.
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6/14
2015
Doing what you say is *so* retro.I don't always use recursion, but when I do, I don't always use recursion. #LoL #Recursion #Programming http://t.co/pyYJ738BFq
Retweeted by lapsus linguae George H.W. Bush sits in a chair wearing the skin of a previous chair he's slain. http://t.co/6JcjRlqhbS
Retweeted by lapsus linguae 0day: The amount of time you're held responsible if you say someone used computer magic against you.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae this is my favorite thing on the internet today http://t.co/4vtnp4PGTD
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6/13
2015
Cleaning out my office. What should I do with this weaponized bug? http://t.co/EhF9DTpREr
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Either today was National Bad Customer Service Day or else I'm still dreaming and just haven't awoken to a world that makes a lick of sense.
6/12
2015
Where's a good place in .be to buy some omnidirectional antennae for my WAP?English test: Change the following sentence into past tense. http://t.co/icpx6GbBtr
Retweeted by lapsus linguae ME: All human knowledge is accessible through a thing in your pocket 1600S GUY: What's the shitting situation ME: Tiny lake in your house
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6/9
2015
A fractal landscape of nested todo lists
6/8
2015
@fets Gorgeous night sky, ain't it?
6/7
2015
@lhawthorn @janl 'Thingularity', not 'IoT' 😉Brutalist Architecture for Cats http://t.co/hPXJSL7vl0
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @spacerog @Viss @thegrugq Zombie porn?Thunderstorm, contemplating dosing $mutt with peanut butter valium.The novice said "Master, I've reached Inbox Zero!" The Master replied "No. Mail server is down." At this, the novice became enlightened.
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6/5
2015
Egads, I am a veritable _master_ of time management. FIRST isn't next week...anyway.Looking forward to catching up with some of y'all at FIRST next week...
6/4
2015
Is twitter the WTF-ISAC?
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @blueclock http://t.co/v4gBA1o9UBThat thing where you have new glasses and your brain hasn't yet learnt to ignore them in your peripheral vision.Heya, twitteristan, it's been a while.@sergeybratus @wimremes @raistolo @_snagg @ochsff @MarietjeSchaake @halvarflake @41414141 Ditto
6/3
2015
Marian Anderson's vibrato never gets old.@biosshadow I'll most likely be there.Anybody have a spare @BSidesLondon ticket?
5/22
2015
Homemade blueberry ice cream is the shizzleTo err is human. To err repeatedly is research.
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5/7
2015
@lusis Lisp, ftw?Best practices suggest that your mom is a potent thought leader.
4/22
2015
@krypt3ia @threatbutt The only good ip is a null-routed ip.Neighbors either on drugs, imagine they're djs, or else party to cruel .gov 'brown note' experiment. Hulk angry, Hulk smash turntables, grrrPCI: Perennially Complacent InstitutionWill we grow the fuck up before we wipe ourselves off the planet? Stay tuned...Half of you disagree and the other half will complain about late arrivals, but, hey, if you make violent threats, you deserve jail time.
4/21
2015
Oh, joy! The neighbor's cat is in heat.
4/18
2015
@hypatiadotca @samlistens @shoebox That was great, made me smile :-)
4/17
2015
It's phenomenal how frequently I find myself in a state of flow 30 seconds before a conf call is due to begin.
4/13
2015
@willowbl00 Much like!
3/31
2015
if you love zfs so much why don't you take off your shirt and show everyone your sun microsystems lower back tattoo MAYBE I WILL
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @joernchen @sergeybratus Jealous...
3/30
2015
Ninety-nine listicles to read before you die
3/29
2015
In space, no one can hear you scream. In hell, no one can hear you scream at Tomcat.
3/26
2015
"Would you like a drink?" "Gimme an IPA." "/wʊd yo͞o laɪk ə dɹɪŋk/?"
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Political parties are generally distinguishable from organized religions insofar as the later tend toward more outlandish costumery.
3/23
2015
Bad, bad bunnies. #SpringBreakGoneWild http://t.co/V0jByatv5W
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3/20
2015
Never trust anyone over six years old.@kylemaxwell 'tis but a time/value tradeoff away...@kylemaxwell Wrong branch, dude! :-PThen the fish monger said : "your fish is my command"
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @joshcorman Baiters gonna bait.
3/17
2015
Ohai, happy stupid yankee date notation system day!Lobster in a bucket or MIGHTY SPACE CRUSTACEAN? http://t.co/z8fWX01foF
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Aboriginal Linux is a shell script that builds the simplest Linux system capable of compiling itself. http://t.co/k25O48H73k
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3/14
2015
OH: "Why, oh why does @eBay break paste and make me use a weak password?"
Retweeted by lapsus linguae at least systemd makes it easier to find the source of the problem
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3/11
2015
Worst experience with bureaucracy ever this morning. I seriously need a punching bag and a valium. :-/Don't usually even read promoted tweets (much less retweet them!) but as a keyboard fetishist, that Kickstarter makes me salivate.Ultimate Hacking Keyboard The keyboard. For professionals. https://t.co/kOP1aFmNWD
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3/10
2015
#Tellmewhy #NowYouKnow #Unix #AWK http://t.co/FfUZzsSJR9
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @biosshadow Got a new timesheet code for filling out timesheets?@c7five @tbertling @treyford @myrcurial We have always been at war with Eastasia.@tbertling @treyford @myrcurial Espionage Act of 1917, ooga-booga! ( Cf. the old canards about US Soviet analysts unable to read Pravda.)@tbertling @treyford @myrcurial I'll wager you still aren't allowed to read 'em, assuming that your clearance expired in the past 5 years.Tedium: oat bran for the soul.Regex to match Egyptian Hieroglyphics http://t.co/JPj3Rf1Glx
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @dabeaz Napalm?@treyford @myrcurial Same difference, though@myrcurial @treyford Because...at the DISA level, the US is at war with the entire known universe and always has been.@angealbertini @travisgoodspeed That isn't a language. It's a culture.
3/7
2015
Communicating _about_ the work is often harder than the work itself.@biosshadow I usually haul my spools around in the back of my F750.When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hard drive.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae #YouveBeenGinsburned http://t.co/00iJMzYdua
Retweeted by lapsus linguae HN, Builder's Edition: http://t.co/PHkfHJCoSh
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3/6
2015
@daviottenheimer Paper?How's about a Warren/Wyden ticket in 2016? Alliteration plus incendiary invective, anyone? :-P
3/5
2015
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