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#firstworldproblems http://t.co/RCskF7e1JyI'm the less attractive version of you !! @RobLowe http://t.co/gES9Qfvcas
10/31
2014
Devil's Kettle Waterfall. http://t.co/5ag3jUto5jWhich Rob Lowe should I be for halloween? I was leaning towards slightly less attractive Rob Lowe..
10/29
2014
Your life is what it is no do overs.
10/27
2014
If I was a movie critic this would have been a very productive weekend.@itheeayb and you've been proving em wrong.BARR!!!! One man wrecking crew ..Will someone please tell the Vikings enough check downs to the RB on 3rd and long.Percy Harvin was injured on this play and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. https://t.co/rquVNQnpgJThe #MaddenCurse is 18-0. Check out the History of the Madden Curse: http://t.co/7wZB5iELgi . http://t.co/Qondf5OA5r
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Let's overthrow the government and/or get brunch
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Hate when people talk to me about football just cuz they play fantasy football..I'm cynical and think you are an idiot..
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10/26
2014
#TheJudge is a great movie recommend it highly.
10/25
2014
Happy Halloween!
10/24
2014
Please save me.. http://t.co/5Qa9tVQfWR"Why'd I get 'butt' scented Febreze?" http://t.co/nG4S01CjqB
10/23
2014
Got McDonald's for lunch because I don't care about my healthA woman will wake up and love someone else the next day... if u ain't the man ! Who blames her lol
10/22
2014
@AlejanRamire damn bro lol trip and a half hope u got some red Bull@AlejanRamire how longs the trip
10/21
2014
RT if you would play these! http://t.co/D84V4VlGXJ
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Thanks a lot dad for raising me to be a @Vikings fan lolRT if you're inspired.... http://t.co/TlRmJj05yy
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★@ItsMikeHill Matt Ryan is stinking it up as well ..Wow @BlairWalsh3 is sexy
10/19
2014
Drinks before the show @misscheetah22 @chrisdelia #standupcomedy http://t.co/NBCU5iEHRDThe genre of music you listen to affects how you perceive the world.Makes me miss halo big timeFor all that money they spent making #Destiny you think they could of made the story longer. Same shit over and over..
10/18
2014
I guess the kids call that being "turnt" these days.That fuck everything feeling that rap music gives you, I love that shit.
10/17
2014
@FlexMyHustle lol exactlyIn my spare time I like to wear hooded sweatshirts and hop around like a kangaroo.
10/16
2014
You don't give up just because things are hard.
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Being intelligent and knowing why things are the way they are is pretty fucking fun.The guy holding up the #Chipotle line needs to hurry up before I molest him.
10/15
2014
Lip biting triggers a rush of chemicals to the brain which reduce anxiety, stress and increases mood.Never been bungee jumping before, the closest I've come is when I was born.
10/14
2014
Psychology says, friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, it’s about who you have the best time with.Going to get drunk and watch the game in my Big Bird costume
10/13
2014
This is what a star being devoured by a black hole looks like http://t.co/Yr5ZWJCAOTWaiting to watch #teddyBridgewater play is like waiting to open presents on Christmas. #cantsleep
10/12
2014
I love how after you fix a simple problem on your computer, solve a glitch etc. You feel like Albert fucking Einstein.
10/11
2014
All I want from Christmas is a miniature real T-Rex
10/10
2014
God damn aliens.
10/9
2014
Booty is in the hand of the Butt holderIt's hard to see people from your past when your present is so screwed up
10/8
2014
To me one of the best feelings is helping out the people closest to you. Not much else tops that.
10/7
2014
Rick Grimes vs Walter White. Epic Rap Battles of…: http://t.co/BvbZ7M8kgn <<< oh man hahaha
10/5
2014
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise.No fucking way #USCvsASU
10/4
2014
I feel like I'm in the wizard of oz it's so windy #TheresNoPlaceLikeHome#FYI Bae is a Danish word for poopMusic sounds better on Fridays
10/3
2014
@BradDeBoer call norv!Yeah if this game goes to 21-0 I'm putting in the little Mermaid to cheer me up #PackersVsVikings #NFLOnly one thing worse than the #packers ... Packer fans! #PackersVsVikings
10/2
2014
If your car could drive straight up it would take about an hour to get to space
10/1
2014
Dallas buyers club II attack of the ebola monstersI never paid much attention in geography I suppose.Dude had Julio on lock down great work! #VikingStrong "@XavierRhodes29_: God has blessed me. Great team win!!!!!!! http://t.co/df5QxYLUml"Over 3 billion Google searches are done each day #randomfactAs fall come then winter, it becomes increasingly harder to get up out of those warm blankets in the morning. Like really fucking hard.
9/30
2014
Asiata watching Mckinnon and his starting spot go bye bye http://t.co/uokAU1zE29Teddy bear bridge over water !!!!Once you go two tvs during #NFLSunday you don't go backLol I'll go warm the leg up ! "@BradDeBoer: and the Lions Kicker problems continue should call @Upforwisdom"
9/28
2014
The #nfl needs to take note from college football teams about jersey design. I would wear them 24/7 helmet and all.
9/27
2014
Wiz Khalifa looks like the Cheetos guy
9/26
2014
With all the unnecessary stresses in life we humans do alright. I've noticed the easiest way to stay positive is just to be overly grateful.I am baffled at the fact some nights I can't fall asleep in my comfy bed but back in high school could pass out cold in my cramped deskIf it weren't for bills I would be so rich
9/25
2014
I've watched the show #TheOffice several times through. I wish they jus made new episodes forever like they do soap operas @SteveCarellWhen doubting your intelligence just remember Sloths mistakenly grab their arms instead of the branches of a tree and fall to their death.I dont get the fuss over six year olds breastfeeding. I mean if women's breast provided beer everyone would still be on the tit. #beerme
9/23
2014
I was going to accomplish something today but then I started playing #Destiny #PS4Hey @nfl your officiating sucks. A flag for a sack ? Makes sense... #vikings #saintsI will not blink for the next 10 hours or get up to shit thanks to the little kids training potty I bought yesterday.Feeling confident about my fantasy line up this week. #nfl #FantasyFootball #imhorny
9/21
2014
Blasting #Titanic soundtrack in the office today. Life is good. #TGIF
9/19
2014
We work so hard trying to get thing we want that we miss the fact that it is our inner world that stands between us and happiness.
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★Ready to sleep in this weekend without having to push the snoozeIn my top ten movie list #fightclub #tylerdurden http://t.co/bfdrEPcwxf
9/18
2014
@MinisterSeamore good thing we have the wild starting soon
9/17
2014
If @AdrianPeterson wants to raise his kids right to avoid becoming thugs maybe he should first start by spending more time with them.I would rather have people care and enjoy me as a person than envy the clothes or car I drive. Guess I've grown up.And that's what's so great. No matter if I'm broke or well off I still have appreciation for what really matters in life. I am awake.I used to be one myself.. but now a days materialistic people make me laugh... my self worth is never determined by a dollar sign. ;)People supporting child abuse and domestic violence is sufficient evidence that this country is full of morons. But I already knew that.
9/16
2014
I love having players on my fantasy bench that scored 25 plus :)Put booby in. Oops I mean put @teddyb_h2o in.I haven't been the same since Brett Favre and the Vikings lost to New Orleans in the NFC championship game
9/14
2014
Chris D'Elia - Drake: http://t.co/BIFqA4lQDpGot our tickets to @chrisdelia for October 18 going to be literally LOL'ing @misscheetah22 #Minneapolis #pantagestheatre #StandUpComedy
9/13
2014
@KeeEvans haha while tebowing@Upforwisdom say a prayer
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★What would Tim Tebow do ?woman beaters, over the top child spankers, dope smokers, drunk drivers, molly poppers... man the #nfl is full of great role models
9/12
2014
They should make an alternate last 8 episodes to breaking bad.
9/7
2014
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