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Customer of the week. http://t.co/Z9rPVVFWNsFirst look at the new Apple Watch. http://t.co/pz6NVwfpUA http://t.co/egSQPZFWcgToday in The Kitchen we'd like you to make up preposterous captions for a Jeremy Kyle show. http://t.co/ubkZE6tI7uA worrying Detention notice. http://t.co/RpZ9pjEHPTThat google brings this up when you image search "Best Gaming Mouse" is one of life's simple joys http://t.co/n7s9GSkb5v
Retweeted by The PokeTECH NEWS: Millions of Apple accounts infected with U2. http://t.co/OBm2o1vxPC http://t.co/1etK4lIonJTECH NEWS ► Millions Of Apple Accounts Infected With U2. http://t.co/OBm2o1vxPC http://t.co/S6R6oPY3bHSurprise Yourself. Visit Scotland http://t.co/dDGZiobpO5
9/11
2014
Vin Diagram http://t.co/CYMnGwPSZV@CiaranM87 @paulbestall :-)Apple says there's going to be a new U2 album every day until you buy their stinking watch.
Retweeted by The Poke@TheSimonEvans ah yes - a beautYou're welcome RT @BisleyT: @ThePoke i appreciate you not RTing me at all for months, to give other people a chance ;) xxx@jamiesont thanks tomTwitter Reacts To The iPhone6 Launch http://t.co/DnZKgpx40e http://t.co/cjQMvp7frF@mrnickharvey @marcpaters0n bless ya cottons!@GlennyRodge thanks man!21 amazing analogies used by English students. http://t.co/YH9FbpyozT http://t.co/oCZqcfQMJoThe war on dog poop just escalated significantly. http://t.co/MZD23VjPcQ http://t.co/vASsoC5aMIWATCH> Katie Hopkins Vs. The Fat Kids http://t.co/Y5KmPX2Err http://t.co/Jll9r5rSPeLovely people of Twitter PLEASE vote for our video in the British Comedy Awards. It only tales second. Thank you! http://t.co/suVNbIuQ6xThat special moment when your apple looks just like your owl. http://t.co/iyFtxYA0Pt http://t.co/fMIWI1A3SNWATCH> Somebody played '99 Red Balloons' using just red balloons. http://t.co/pB3QOsb83Y http://t.co/RcZ27dq7gV'But mum I DON'T WANT to go and meet the president!' http://t.co/whYXszWoUX http://t.co/z6SC8GST3GHow to keep an idiot busy... http://t.co/uxNwvOaSeCA new French flag by @FrankUllevi. More new flags here: http://t.co/eeGfodKCO4 http://t.co/IkYW9VDWwDA clothing label to destroy your self-confidence. http://t.co/77ckX0WBr3A rather (ok, very) creepy photobomb. http://t.co/BsFTiDihIa@nsloudesign Erm... 6. I think it's 6.Exam answer of the day. http://t.co/KekEX3WcLlFun with statues http://t.co/xusXJFgnQa http://t.co/YFmrhBr4kZ21 amazing analogies used by English students. http://t.co/YH9FbpyozT http://t.co/ntHkBQFraFGlamour. http://t.co/gr6dmIPyCn@dave5wol Ah - sorry. We'll get that sorted!It is a UK custom to write your mobile number, in indelible ink, on pub toilet walls. Many lasting friendships are forged this way.
Retweeted by The PokeThe war on dog poop just escalated significantly. http://t.co/MZD23VjPcQ http://t.co/sqcK3iQ0QlLeaving a tip, maths style. http://t.co/lfNi3u3FdvNEWS: Cameron, Clegg & Miliband travel to Scotland to remind voters what they'll be free from http://t.co/2qkiOrBzMY http://t.co/5NW2RyknP4@BiscuitAhoy @Chinners2 that's a beautPhotoShop Level: Grandmaster. http://t.co/ra9njYsTgsT-Shirt Of The Day. (£3 off before midnight) tonight (GMT) http://t.co/JEutI6sH2Q http://t.co/CKXQoIAlIvWATCH> Katie Hopkins Vs. The Fat Kids http://t.co/Y5KmPX2Err http://t.co/oohJNFyXQu@neilsutton2002 @PhilLucas Oh they would, wouldn't they?The people of Twitter React to the #iPhone6 launch http://t.co/DnZKgpx40e #apple http://t.co/ppMT9EM8JUAnimal Human Swap Challenge http://t.co/UBjs5RlcAw (ft. @kitkant @AuntSocMed @Jeffwni @JimboLoony @HRH_Duke_of_Url) http://t.co/2ZSFggsRZ3
Retweeted by The PokeThat special moment when your apple looks just like your owl. http://t.co/iyFtxYA0Pt http://t.co/xD0KZXLMnJInvention of the week. http://t.co/44OhnO1vLBWATCH> Somebody played '99 Red Balloons' using just red balloons. http://t.co/pB3QOsb83Y http://t.co/LXArvnWxfhA rather splendid YouTube comment. http://t.co/zy0IVzCL9z'But mum I DON'T WANT to go and meet the president!' http://t.co/whYXszWoUX http://t.co/i4Vvskq1XjSantander logo looks like a steaming brown egg. http://t.co/NXiQHbZclZUpdated > Twitter Reacts To The iPhone6 Launch http://t.co/V9rEZcrVS4 http://t.co/msSoNEVRif@Pandamoanimum quite right too ;-)In The Kitchen we're designing new flags. Like this Scottish one from @PhilLucas http://t.co/K1602yMa9i http://t.co/yfGDfBJT0TINDEPENDENCE NEWS: Cameron, Clegg and Miliband travel to Scotland to remind voters what they'll be free from. http://t.co/2qkiOrBzMYWARNING: DO NOT click on links offering free downloads of the new U2 album. They lead to free downloads of the new U2 album.
Retweeted by The PokeGreatest fake typing ever seen on a news item https://t.co/ifjGmJsKxy@TechnicallyRon haha!This far right trollpost is circulating on Facebook and it's the best thing ever http://t.co/ceGbqJquDQ
Retweeted by The Poke@TechnicallyRon HELLO you're featured in an internet listPLUS @robdelaney @thewritertype @_TomMcLaughlin @Kyle_Lippert @TheBathBird @cluedont @greg_jennerand @MooseAllain @NickDoody @TechnicallyRon @rhysjamesy @RexHuppke @almurray @SadFaceOtter @Pundamentalism @Pandamoanimum @RichNevillefeaturing > @JamieDMJ @hipstermermaid @tomscott @jamiesont @TheTall_Bot @adamhess1 @robertflorence @NickMotown @TwopTwips @Alan_MachnikTwitter Reacts To The #iPhone6 Launch http://t.co/V9rEZcrVS4 #apple http://t.co/2g0hN2IxONI wish the new iPhone 6 had a feature that would slap the shit out of anyone who scrolls through someone's pictures without asking.
Retweeted by The PokeYour phone is tiny. Your wallet is obsolete. Your watch is an artifact. Now comes the long dark night of your technological discontent.
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9/10
2014
Not all circumstances are unforeseen. http://t.co/ESGY7i85jj http://t.co/xe0CdnV83wThe Poke Guide to Life: How to Use a Friend's Shower. http://t.co/EjcIZLPHqCHow to brighten up your dreary computer. http://t.co/Av1mnUWwjz http://t.co/dcR7fC2iF3New iPhone 6 Features Revealed! #iphone6 http://t.co/VWGF7a5LCRWATCH> Great Dane throws tantrum with world's lowest growl. http://t.co/wrqhwuE0jB http://t.co/MONEjuYzgcCat ownership summed up. http://t.co/9fnnRuTXGC http://t.co/sNQhwjctIfWATCH> If everyone was honest at job interviews. http://t.co/sf0xEPi8vo http://t.co/czebmI39fZDisney Pirates - you're doing it wrong. http://t.co/tLnpsIdpng http://t.co/FtfR9wcuZcGorilla gains clothes by the power of reflection. http://t.co/1yeIMiZGyNAn animal / human head swap by @kitkant http://t.co/SAPFfbu7sa http://t.co/fnCQuouDDfNot all circumstances are unforeseen. http://t.co/ESGY7i85jj http://t.co/dhfRKRCnswMeanwhile in Australia... http://t.co/oAzzPn8SZ7Ah... Facebook. http://t.co/tBKKjDaDumPassive-aggressive congratulations. http://t.co/P8DOm7pjdOThe Poke Guide to Life: How to Use a Friend's Shower. http://t.co/EjcIZLPHqCHow to brighten up your dreary computer. http://t.co/Av1mnUWwjz http://t.co/meuNiluL61Meet the unfortunate soluble dog. http://t.co/9SHOLObKNWArts & Craps: 10 Pinterest Fails. http://t.co/jQUj07mmx5 http://t.co/loLeeE6Wt6Sorry I haven't been vining for a while. I've been reading a good book and charging my battery. #StopMotion... https://t.co/WKj9K2hzuE
Retweeted by The PokeA human / animal head swap by @JimboLoony More here: http://t.co/SAPFfbu7sa http://t.co/SSinStn1v0If you'd left it how it was maybe nobody would have noticed. http://t.co/lDilVgHqY1WATCH> Great Dane throws tantrum with world's lowest growl. http://t.co/wrqhwuE0jB http://t.co/VztCtkxQraWell that's okay then... http://t.co/50CzEa0eCtCat ownership summed up. http://t.co/9fnnRuTXGC http://t.co/gYMrkDck5aA deserved 10 points for this exam answer. http://t.co/cbHVnMC2exWATCH> If everyone was honest at job interviews. http://t.co/sf0xEPi8voA nice try. http://t.co/r7ezT3JgPfDisney Pirates - you're doing it wrong. http://t.co/tLnpsIdpng http://t.co/nLm4Fvrmy5Double-take photo of the morning. http://t.co/p3ISvZuDXCIn The Kitchen today we'll be swapping around human and animal heads. http://t.co/SAPFfbu7sa http://t.co/v4FsNdaBlvArts & Craps: 10 Pinterest Fails. http://t.co/jQUj07mmx5 http://t.co/pBaVkdZuAfI'm all for finding a regional angle on a national story but this is ridiculous http://t.co/AryzbwdgWY (via @QuantumPirate) #RoyalBabySelfish Kate & Wills attempt to overshadow the #iPhone6 birth with their #RoyalBaby "news" #outoftouch http://t.co/sTgIFLGqey
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