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CELEBRITY NEWS: Jeremy Clarkson admits entire career was social experiment. http://t.co/aWKjLRgzDG http://t.co/V8EwJ9ZTNNApology card http://t.co/LnsGXz47KeDo not, I repeat, DO NOT put a Mac Book pro in your pocket! http://t.co/HUwXZd2CZD
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9/25
2014
Instagram tip. http://t.co/06uBIGMxxg http://t.co/M9BuzCPCF8@Notinaboyband @Vivienneclore damn youWATCH> German Shepherd throws a tantrum when told to stop swimming. http://t.co/mQvrP4ScDy http://t.co/fZ4xrQSf1RI think Tesco will probably be looking for a new I.T Manager tomorrow morning. http://t.co/pYC2WRZYYzDo you have bendy #iPhone6 issues? There's a solution. (While stocks last.) http://t.co/yGmdCaUhRv #BendGate #bendghaziWhen aliens go to the seaside. http://t.co/IAP3z7Rv6K http://t.co/P9nZhaI7ULYou have been warned http://t.co/gy7kTS2lR7WATCH> How to tell your kids you've won the lottery. http://t.co/CRuqwPrFM1 http://t.co/kVQWj0iQDbWell played vandal well played. http://t.co/tV2py6L3J7 (via @played_well)What a time to be alive! http://t.co/d44wHrUWpN (via @MeredithFrost) http://t.co/AhdFZD4EKZIt's time to reheat our #GBBO Drinking Game #MoistMiddles. #GBBO #BakeOffInnuendo http://t.co/lDLMKnvLCtWATCH> Where are they now? [video] http://t.co/TaBjghdBPl http://t.co/CFlt8qEYiUHere's the alternate version of the @jamieoliver cookbook I did for @ThePoke 🍕📚👍 http://t.co/976mUMjLw5
Retweeted by The Poke22 reasons to love Ireland. http://t.co/iPnYkdyuFC http://t.co/TnR9gmENSgJamie Oliver's new cookbook looks refreshingly simple. http://t.co/0tbqCZ1POT (by @JimboLoony) http://t.co/jtsxQROshKSelfies - powered by Three http://t.co/mvfPhqSYPFMasterchef Australia is unmissable https://t.co/BEmxY7zjE3 (via @MrMichaelSpicer) #MasterChefHurry! Hurrry! These are flying off the shelves. Only 4 left! http://t.co/yGmdCaUhRvThe new Brighton stamp collection http://t.co/bT6GkyuhcX (by @PhilLucas)Instagram tip. http://t.co/06uBIGMxxg http://t.co/83w2HrjelcA grandma interrupts. http://t.co/5eBWbAglhsThis Out-of-Context Newsnight Caption Is A Joy http://t.co/Mce5KKhwPT http://t.co/VxNuLjWBV5'Ding Dong!' http://t.co/BvvD4cnuUCWATCH> German Shepherd throws a tantrum when told to stop swimming. http://t.co/mQvrP4ScDy http://t.co/IL0GGjqJjpCartoon of the day. http://t.co/QjJWi1u3jWWhen aliens go to the seaside. http://t.co/IAP3z7Rv6K http://t.co/Bi4dnXe7Fr22 Reasons To Love Ireland http://t.co/j658km1TFv http://t.co/TI0JteMAZrI suddenly feel VERY powerful... http://t.co/r6maHCEMP2 (via @Markandamy1Mark)@ojedge Haha!Cheaper than buying two mobility scooters, and much more dignified. http://t.co/d1gLuXs2tAWATCH> How to tell your kids you've won the lottery. http://t.co/CRuqwPrFM1 http://t.co/1o6pSMhDDVBook of the week. http://t.co/HA2GvwazXsUK NEWS: Miliband criticised for playing tiny accordion throughout Labour Conference speech. http://t.co/XK5X94BVRO http://t.co/UJ2BGnCkROCat meets his match. http://t.co/i1rF5lO6sCWhat a time to be alive! http://t.co/d44wHrUWpN (via @MeredithFrost) http://t.co/YWCbTdLbGINo humans allowed. http://t.co/15TqXDsPjKWATCH> Where are they now? [video] http://t.co/TaBjghdBPl http://t.co/CNW3AdxapZT-Shirt Of The Week, £3 off till midnight tonight (GMT). http://t.co/V2iPMFL0WK http://t.co/KQiLH5Q22H@Swissss Ha! Enjoy it. Good work fella!@Swissss Oh no - you've only won it for a week! You must send it back to us next Tuesday....This makes much more sense now. http://t.co/LlIyrhxjIL (via @Cain_Unable)@HuffPostUKCom @ThePoke Fappening has one upside. This lovely pic of Katie Price & Stephen Hawking out 'on the lash'… http://t.co/QfdmFh1OU7
Retweeted by The PokeMe? Oh just setting up my new ipad mini what I won off of @thepoke Winter will fly by. Amazing, thanks Poke. http://t.co/xKZmua3YxG
Retweeted by The Poke#Tesco accounting mystery solved! #EveryLittleHelps http://t.co/JkfUEtZrTD (via @TheCraggus)Pensioner's special. http://t.co/uTRblDD4ZsJamie Oliver's new cookbook looks refreshingly simple. http://t.co/0tbqCZ1POT (by @JimboLoony) http://t.co/D1s5V48tgVThis out-of-context Newsnight caption is a joy http://t.co/40Ud1oJgwf (via @TheMediaTweets + @ronniejoice)Newspaper headline of the day. http://t.co/PEetCek19N (via @SIRJoshuaToThee)In The Kitchen it's Politics vs. Fashion. This by @kitkant. http://t.co/UX4Jo5Bqhr http://t.co/6C9Kpylx3eIf you convert the amount of time you've spent on Twitter into dog years and add it to your age, you're not far off death. Have a great day
Retweeted by The PokeNewsnight interviews Miliband's "Gareth". Caption could confuse anyone not really paying attention to the story... http://t.co/Js9uML2feQ
Retweeted by The PokeUK NEWS: Miliband criticised for playing tiny accordion throughout Labour Conference speech. http://t.co/XK5X94BVRO http://t.co/xcxMWohWIdAmericas' Caffeine addiction is getting out of hand http://t.co/bMEhLvba7e
9/24
2014
The Times Wins Today’s ‘Unfortunate Front Page Layout’ Contest http://t.co/2ORvgb3hxh more > http://t.co/NxD4DCeK2n http://t.co/iOnzkGiRTKThere Should Be More Of These Signs Around http://t.co/6sqSbY2LSH http://t.co/QS0uDGp4ixRestaurant closes after owner gets sick of picky diners. http://t.co/jH2iuVlhmW http://t.co/S5gksvGh9OHow To Internet http://t.co/9DSFJsMuYvWhere are they now? Clippy from Microsoft Office. http://t.co/MDP0SQzo3u http://t.co/L2ZQ16g3uZWATCH> Police car crashes into donut shop. http://t.co/0cgBm2Y3yq http://t.co/trR4eLQ5NiThe Liam Neeson Kill Map. http://t.co/08Nnif4f4r http://t.co/BFhnLYSQ1uWATCH > Why you should never propose marriage on a boat. http://t.co/4wN2ai5XZm http://t.co/KOm9X4NDYLBest birthday cake ever? http://t.co/rUe2MpLeqi http://t.co/ek7T8D6rB6great work > @1970RobD @kitkant @rustyhancox @PhilLucas @lemora @Jeffwni http://t.co/75xm9UrZsG http://t.co/BiS7uk5cqrUnlikely Rom-com Posters http://t.co/UF4gXsyJKT http://t.co/aSEHpkQDpc
Retweeted by The PokeHow to customise your PC. http://t.co/XUec3mJOivA guide to onomatopoeic footwear. http://t.co/AdabfLudwrRestaurant closes after owner gets sick of picky diners. http://t.co/jH2iuVlhmW http://t.co/6fwbRpexWpAbusive gorilla. http://t.co/49VNfFGdX4Where are they now? Clippy from Microsoft Office. http://t.co/MDP0SQzo3u http://t.co/u3XWeMTW0k'Ah - hello... I thought I heard a cat in here...' http://t.co/g9aVNs0dUoGovernment appoints 4-year-old boy as new Drugs Tsar. http://t.co/2MEk0P22pbNew Tesco deals for this week. http://t.co/DmEOA80H0z http://t.co/oqwqNoFGHLAn easy mistake to make. http://t.co/df3SQ9WUL1Pug-love is getting out of hand. http://t.co/gm9ylC19LrThe Liam Neeson Kill Map. http://t.co/08Nnif4f4r http://t.co/pPGeZC1CvBPhotobombing, 19th Century style. http://t.co/fOc6WdonDuThe Times wins today's 'Unfortunate headline combo' competition http://t.co/zqoUxHYh2x (via @andrewhunterm)WATCH> Why you should never propose marriage on a boat. http://t.co/4igWDgIY8L http://t.co/PxYlJrUYQjBest birthday cake ever? http://t.co/rUe2MpLeqi http://t.co/yE0Ypp3FUlWhat are you waiting for? http://t.co/VPPSgVGsK3In The Kitchen we're making unlikely rom-coms. This by @rustyhancox http://t.co/75xm9UrZsG http://t.co/xNHeVbuMyj@PhilLucas Cheers - yeah it's on a go-slow this morning. We'll get it fixed soon.News from Miami. http://t.co/50QnXorSFvNew Tesco deals for this week. http://t.co/DmEOA80H0z http://t.co/UzSrP3hVkFHonest Mum Bag of the day http://t.co/Pi1cllMu1BFound Cat Poster Of The Day http://t.co/ngmlkcLEhZShow me the caffeine http://t.co/FKZsAadvH9 (via @nickykc)
9/23
2014
@LittleLostLad @robbiereviews do it do it nowThere's something troubling about this book's tone. http://t.co/Aw3CV9k0Iy (via @robbiereviews) http://t.co/pwuzGwndvwNothing to see here just a dog dressed up as Star Wars' Bantha (via @olivia_solon) http://t.co/LYkUaLmlaWAnother example of why punctuation is important. http://t.co/obuJbusypY http://t.co/8cownYrhV9WATCH> Drummer seems to be at the wrong gig. http://t.co/ZfTkb9XISN http://t.co/h2YfFz0FhIAwkward t-shirt logo of the day. http://t.co/W46CJTNQSU http://t.co/dpEAjeIAU9I wish I could… http://t.co/8vRxGNGkqT (via @Carolinafarraj)Geology joke. http://t.co/DAJIt5kAxa http://t.co/tYIZpGKzZjCoffee shop toilet art. http://t.co/XmtUKdXGFU http://t.co/npjRCXig1k12 helpful How-To's. http://t.co/4SmAjnC8e7 http://t.co/T5QVRdR1ovDon't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine.
Retweeted by The PokeWhen the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
Retweeted by The PokeThere's something troubling about this book's tone. http://t.co/Aw3CV9k0Iy (via @robbiereviews) http://t.co/PARu78sh5V@vinharris Ah yes. I remember her.Best job ever. http://t.co/cYzTnYTLEdHow to brighten up a boring ceiling fan. http://t.co/nHxjPeZGr4Another example of why punctuation is important. http://t.co/obuJbusypY http://t.co/9vP9Ej1NX6Great comment at the bottom... http://t.co/7Ldh95TnM4WATCH> Drummer seems to be at the wrong gig. http://t.co/ZfTkb9XISN http://t.co/tUzNgFvyqeCracked iPhone screen? Make the most of it... http://t.co/qMbJku7xWiAwkward t-shirt logo of the day. http://t.co/W46CJTNQSU http://t.co/A0f5M574svMeanwhile in America. http://t.co/vVdCoCy3OIOPINION NEWS: Lack of knowledge not hindering man's rant. http://t.co/tZG8M6TKcA http://t.co/NSAv4np3zeBaboons are bastards. http://t.co/CiYGdHIv0nGeology joke. http://t.co/DAJIt5kAxa http://t.co/g5M9C58to1Dog shaming of the day. http://t.co/OHbm4D6W4U@ThePoke I posted this on my bus stop this morning http://t.co/FM2Sw31e0M
Retweeted by The PokeThere should be more of these signs. http://t.co/xfYv5Tzd88Coffee shop toilet art. http://t.co/XmtUKdXGFU http://t.co/ESTfTtMwtNCartoon of the day. http://t.co/QZ4L4GVtmm12 helpful How-To's. http://t.co/4SmAjnC8e7 http://t.co/pEbUZwYPVqA lesson learned. http://t.co/cDuTtwYwFBOPINION NEWS: Lack of knowledge not hindering man's rant. http://t.co/tZG8M6TKcA http://t.co/CgxtQj9bp1Monday http://t.co/Jt5aATbfqo
9/22
2014
Two aliens were spotted taking in the sights of London this week [VIDEO] http://t.co/p5RrZVDUwg #defiance http://t.co/AFmkMwedxSDefinitive Proof That Double Is Better Than Single http://t.co/34AlTFvd9D #spon http://t.co/sF8WUvwlEyNot sure if this slogan sits that well with the cause http://t.co/kzNFDltY9ZIf you only watch one international adaption of Downton Abbey today - make it this one. http://t.co/WZ6qZW2B #DowntonGoogling Downton Abbey. Wasn't disappointed #DowntonAbbey http://t.co/duKq9MmyJJ‘Are You A Rabbit’ [Flow Chart] http://t.co/NHGGQSZYpP http://t.co/9ReS6cN82cIntroducing ‘Wave’ For Apple iOS8 Users http://t.co/qLG03ZTYiR #iPhone6 http://t.co/6e6KIq5dIvKill me now. http://t.co/ZSaVH5CFvO
Retweeted by The Poke@TeamPistonBroke would you mind asking him? Ta#recap First look at the Apple Watch. http://t.co/s2Xc3aJCZk http://t.co/JlOsifwA0eRelax Folks. Jason Donovan’s On It http://t.co/SeupUnNzyz (via @iamjadehill) http://t.co/fONMAb0XD4#recap WATCH> Rush hour in Argentina improved with video editing. http://t.co/4W1uA3UWEb http://t.co/euXpLaYTUkThe GP’s Alphabet. http://t.co/a0z40Eiq22 http://t.co/3QytgfdQhR#recap WATCH> New from Ylvis: 'Trucker's Hitch' [video] http://t.co/Aw1FJkoPkg http://t.co/aAqCkJAbTLSplendid Letter In The Guardian. http://t.co/KlHL0nDomL http://t.co/vwxXWZQMbZ#recap Pretty sure Bruce Willis has just been in here... http://t.co/cJyBpSDudZ http://t.co/Au6hj5nzxw#recap WATCH> Motorcycle vigilante cleans up litterers. http://t.co/iKzd8wDIVq http://t.co/D0Tlq5UioK#recap The inventive doodling of David Troquier. http://t.co/xhvT6dGV2Z http://t.co/Q0bvWV5iYMParents you have been warned http://t.co/5lXLq5RH7p#recap For exactly how long have U2 been forcing their music on us? http://t.co/RlID7OGDsB (via @JamieDMJ) http://t.co/zCB6NLVp9JI Hope He Learned His Lesson http://t.co/iGmIK13F7G http://t.co/8ek4YpBavkWho wore it better? http://t.co/T1ZukpEh8gWATCH> How to stop your car from being towed. http://t.co/FY6kgK04Jm http://t.co/eo0TVcNVIRMy milkshake brings all the boys to The Shard. http://t.co/oAKanEBv72
Retweeted by The PokeAt least it's an award. http://t.co/4mWYoRBee4#recap There is no hope for the children of Hampshire. http://t.co/X8E53QUTjd http://t.co/cfCs7MMPr8Apple launches new agency to turn around the Bono backlash http://t.co/5H8RHmHD1V (via @Otto_English)#recap WATCH> Father-daughter peek-a-boo ends badly. http://t.co/vv4fT9BiZQ http://t.co/HLWB3RwBPDReinstalling Scotland… http://t.co/v32uzYUlcJ http://t.co/bcyS1HZ9lkiPhone 6 Plus transportation problems solved. http://t.co/wZawuK7xw7 (via @hodapp)Chalkboard Wisdom Of The Day http://t.co/KHPsTadxdt http://t.co/zm1rxrzjZ3
9/21
2014
#recap It's all kicking off in East Lancashire. http://t.co/xf1KmgKMO9 http://t.co/zRYDxbwfypTake my money! RT @brian_bilston: Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.#recap WATCH> Rory McIlroy's golf ball finds fan's pocket. http://t.co/PfPcV1UNPW http://t.co/TpoedhgkDOFuck the police http://t.co/ve7eXCSC6n#recap The kids of today... always face down in their phones' http://t.co/dlILJ2RMU2 http://t.co/lsryuOIu6WThe Simpson's Facebook page posted this http://t.co/tnsmKpfZ7E#recap It's always the last place you look. http://t.co/3eOnvwhlqs http://t.co/Y6uaomhM27@EDottyM busted!Some people http://t.co/PvrXnuD2Uv#recap Pillow strategy for couples. http://t.co/Sh8DRElcnD http://t.co/jC7WqT5a8AFarmers Markets are very popular in Britain. If you have £50 to spare you can buy a jar of turnip marmalade from a red-trousered man.
Retweeted by The Poke#recap If only there was a better name... http://t.co/iVy9c89YnK http://t.co/RDgVihpulo#recap WATCH> The dangers of performing Shakespeare. http://t.co/erosKpMDhB http://t.co/yskSrLivRzAs backlash against U2 continues the government sets up special agency to save the beleaguered singer #bono http://t.co/sC01aXjwds
Retweeted by The Poke#recap 12 classified ads that definitely weren't written by a murderer. http://t.co/aEHaDojiFp http://t.co/xyb0BXAsoaThere's something troubling about this book's tone http://t.co/SfCG9ibruF
Retweeted by The Poke#recap TECH NEWS: Man can barely look at his shitty, year old iPhone 5S. http://t.co/eaph7SwcaL http://t.co/ClCmiztskSThis might explain your grandmother's new obsession with hip hop. http://t.co/smo3A8AZVo http://t.co/RqGI2GSoIP#recap Wallet scam warning. http://t.co/LcCCdHpr5O#recap Husband's cry for help spotted in a home store. http://t.co/y9BLCXz6j4 http://t.co/lqghzHoCe1#recap WATCH> Bear cub dances with flag on golf course. http://t.co/RgymoOKINM http://t.co/3EEgxgN0Zt#recap WATCH> Amateur music tracks on YouTube mashed up into an incredible track. http://t.co/OGRdaYD0mC http://t.co/XPvTwNmBMjSplendid letter from yesterday's @guardian. http://t.co/mi8eUWuTAK#recap The twisted and wonderful artwork of Ben Chen. http://t.co/fkZ3Oww6WB http://t.co/1QpN78r2uLYou may see a better horse photobomb but... http://t.co/lnN3u29dNl
9/20
2014
Why you use IMDB http://t.co/ChNbqAYFiEWorld's First iPhone 6 Owner Immediately Drops It [VIDEO] http://t.co/EqyHI4pcmG #iPhone6 #apple http://t.co/OlKPc2vic8IKEA Malaysia challenged their customers to dress up like their products http://t.co/YtgeFHPkkG http://t.co/G1gQG4nStJWANT! RT @laureneoneal: You guys, look at the T-shirt my boss at the pet store just bought. http://t.co/xZ0Fz7s3wK@MasterOfMalt back of the net@TW4TFACE well doneCreative graffiti solution http://t.co/DUPVgpaCqeYou Will Never Be As Happy As This http://t.co/21Mvn4gyoVJust spotted this in my daughter's Frozen book. Never heard a lady call it that before. Must be a Disney thing: http://t.co/FR23XZyebh
Retweeted by The Poke‘Are You A Rabbit’ [Flow Chart] http://t.co/NHGGQSZYpP (by @cjdemooi) http://t.co/2l6rfa1w46Introducing ‘Wave’ For Apple iOS8 Users http://t.co/qLG03ZTYiR #iPhone6 http://t.co/E3ZOXqccNNTop Ten Tips Of The Week http://t.co/wHR9gjYA6y (with @TwopTwips) http://t.co/wWtu7te06dWorld's First iPhone 6 Owner Immediately Drops It [VIDEO] http://t.co/ogWhhKxypR… #iPhone6 http://t.co/DpTXaChuYwThis passive aggressive cafe owner has had just about enough of your crap http://t.co/bgbvwqzoyKGym skills. http://t.co/gX2wFhWMQVA pedantic win. http://t.co/VCOWCAMfKV
9/19
2014

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