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Aaron Karo @AaronKaro Los Angeles

Author, Comedian, and Screenwriter. New novel out now: http://t.co/5ZV8OhpIwS

80 Following   10,068 Followers   9,961 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/21/08

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@TheKennyLane it's very fair.A hole in my heart and a space on my wall gets filled this weekend. @ToughMudder number four. #ThereWillBeMud http://t.co/cwJidUgeWz
10/22
2014
#PennDayinLife doesn't stop after graduation! Writing jokes @ 10:50 AM in West Hollywood, CA. @Penn @Wharton http://t.co/QTaAMykHbu
10/21
2014
@KimAnn you mean más peligroso right?
10/20
2014
@justin_kanew @autismtherapies great read.
10/19
2014
@rickyrobinett over the Yankees? Come on.
10/17
2014
@jbeyda couldn't you already embed soundcloud directly from tweets?It's a shame we are missing out on the all-Missouri World Series no one wanted.#tbt 1981 LIKE A BOSS http://t.co/tUEU6bj8Et
10/16
2014
@lindseyrosin why?
10/15
2014
@Sara_Sargent uh oh, @aecverost is involved? Got a lot more ideas now...@Sara_Sargent don't quote selectively! "...because I thought you'd find it amusing."@Sara_Sargent your approval is all I ever wanted@hatemyface no. just BoJack over and over again. (but i heard it's awesome).@shindig9 @derekschulte it's the best.BoJack Horseman is the best sitcom of the year. Have already watched the entire season twice. So weird and dark and Aaron Paul kills me.@justin_kanew high praise. great story. did he always have a texas accent though?@justin_kanew that was amazing. in the words of you... HERO.
10/14
2014
@gwiss you got hacked@LanzDaddy thx bro@manningmw1 the triplets think they're above this.In honor of Columbus Day, be a total dick to complete strangers.
10/13
2014
stop tweeting about our private texts. RT @MichaelDoneger I have a feeling you didn't laugh as hard as your "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" suggests.@KatrinaLeno (i was making fun of you)@KatrinaLeno great tweet.@Sara_Sargent this will be going on until May 5th. Possibly even June 9th.@Sara_Sargent so many abrev. in this twt.
10/10
2014
@saragnyc i just called uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
10/9
2014
@potlucksinner He'll steal cirrhosis of the liver.@bpm_playlist what happened??
10/8
2014
Fun fact: the last time Baltimore, Kansas City, San Francisco, and St. Louis were in the League Championship Series was never.@jboschan let's not get math involved.@ForceBarbell awesome! would love to!Did you know that discreet and discrete were two different words? I didn't and I do words and stuff for a living.
10/7
2014
Peter Quinn is my spirit animal. #Homeland
10/5
2014
@potlucksinner pretty pretty pretty good
10/4
2014
Reality show idea: two groups of freegans go dumpster diving and then compete to prepare the best meal possible. FORAGE WARS.
10/3
2014
Reality show idea: follow the hijinks of a zany mobile barbershop that drives through town cutting the hair of the hip and trendy. BANGS BUS
10/2
2014
Reality show idea: a group of pregnant women spend three months on a cruise ship isolated from their families. TRIMESTER AT SEA.
10/1
2014
@jranz solid.@Sara_Sargent did you just use an asterisk on twitter? fail.@ImJustinMiller good call. totally already forgot.@Sara_Sargent do you hear that? it's the sound of a really tiny violin.Jeter would have stopped that White House intruder at the fence.
9/30
2014
@Sara_Sargent not. too. shabby.West Hollywood graffiti. http://t.co/iyNGcCFBnl@blakeeb what was your hack?
9/29
2014
Be honest: were bars always this loud or am I old? They're louder than they used to be right??
9/28
2014
@jpressler i thought your airbnb article was really funny. laughed a few times. (this is an actual compliment, i'm not being sarcastic)
9/27
2014
@justin_kanew you have called a billionaire, an Alaskan reporter, and Bill Simmons all heros in the past week.@punchlinecomedy I know. it's been way too long.I would like my tombstone to read: "Born in 1979. Passed for a Millennial."
9/26
2014
You didn't solve world hunger or the Mid East crisis, but you provided many fond memories & father-son moments. Thank you, Derek. #R2SPECT
9/25
2014
@Sara_Sargent said at the end of all my dates.@Sara_Sargent no i meant don't ruin the moment. not the book. NOW you ruined it.@Sara_Sargent shh don't ruin it.Boffo time at @NeilParris's wedding this weekend. Sorry I drunkenly heckled the speeches. It's so rare that I get to be the drunken heckler.@Sara_Sargent @AbbiGlines @ingridsundberg @dawnmius @MartinaABoone GO! GO! GO! GO! (he said, supporting her career)
9/24
2014
@potlucksinner um. yes it does.@potlucksinner no 'cause old way if you typed fucking, it autocorrected to ducking. this autocorrects the autocorrect.This @nypost piece about a guy who can't stop busting nuts should be dramedy starring @JimCarrey called COME AGAIN. http://t.co/B0fsmnG7yH
9/23
2014
This is the best idea I've ever had. http://t.co/j3rLBhHX6y
9/22
2014
@dropbox_support still have camera upload issues with new update. app slow to load and run, crashes, and displays incorrect red number.
9/20
2014
@wahedrick94 thx bro
9/19
2014
17 years ago day I sent the first @Ruminations email from my freshman dorm room at @Penn. The party hasn't stopped... http://t.co/bjJmhKSSxo
9/18
2014
Yes. http://t.co/erYxIZ8PRh
9/17
2014
@steviejeevy is there a big party weekend in the spring?@steviejeevy how's it going broham?
9/15
2014
@potlucksinner I don't even know.@potlucksinner you're mean@potlucksinner isn't my dime. But thanks for believing in me.@potlucksinner @Esquiremag tearing up. And I'm mid-air.The smaller the flight attendant, the more savagely she smashes that giant block of ice. #funflyingfacts
9/11
2014
@Sara_Sargent ok i laughed. let's end here.@Sara_Sargent um, i think we need to talk about the birds and the bees.@Sara_Sargent it's gonna get a lot worse... and then a lot better!!!!! :)@baratunde i think i'm eating at http://t.co/BiABv8iV0Q tonight.@Sara_Sargent that's what she said.A high school kid made this cartoon representation of my last book, and it is awesome! http://t.co/VSllxBOzEP
9/10
2014
@shindig9 still warming to it.....@KimAnn ROFLLLLLLLL. why the blur though?
9/9
2014
Random Thoughts of People Our Age by @AaronKaro is still funny, half a decade on http://t.co/DcJAHdyRRx
Retweeted by Aaron Karo
9/8
2014
@KimAnn do you believe in #magick?
9/5
2014
@KimAnn i just saved this image to my computer for later viewing. i love it.@MichaelDoneger killinit on twitter bro. also it's spelled quinoa.
9/4
2014
@KimAnn love this LOL@KatrinaLeno @KimAnn ladies, ladies.
9/3
2014
Girls are desperate for guys to get down on one knee. Guys are desperate for girls to get down on both knees. http://t.co/byYkJzxpo9
8/29
2014
Lofty words from the guy who made my egg sandwich. #winfromwithin http://t.co/IGdJz2B25d
8/27
2014
@TheKennyLane oh kenny.
8/26
2014
Overall grades: monologue / first hour: A. Second and third hours: C+. Thanks for following along! Next up: 2015 Golden Globes!Rusty Cohle woulda been cool with it.@tobes975 I'm a wonderful personI was googling Aaron Paul's wife, but not for that.@tobes975 I think that's her sober.TYPE GEORGE TYPE!!!!Miniseries need to be lanced from the Emmys telecast like an infected boil.Daddy needs a Quantum Leap joke.A rare bomb from Colbert. He gets a pass.
8/25
2014
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