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Aaron Karo @AaronKaro Los Angeles

Author, Comedian, and creator of @Ruminations

49 Following   9,121 Followers   9,321 Tweets

Join Twitter 7/21/08

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@johnlegend why'd you go with HBS instead of Wharton for The Edge!?
2/12
2013
@young_koz and that character is based on me!I'm a #toughmudder! Check out my new 2013 Tough Mudder SoCal Finisher Badge! http://t.co/rySiVKeA @toughmudder@Ladanea i'm glad you enjoyed!!
2/11
2013
@jjgrace1969 LOL@Kohrsnd it was fucking crazy. all ice.@badboybmar @ToughMudder thx dude!@FunnyManStan thanks dude! that happened a few months ago actually.Banged out a @ToughMudder yesterday. VICTORY! http://t.co/1Wkttefn@pchristeena you don't look a day over 25!
2/10
2013
@baratunde great to catch up buddy! #whiskeyfriday@chadkultgen good to meet you tonight. hope the next drink was sweeter. good luck next week.
2/8
2013
@NeilParris @justin_kanew @netflix great for me since i plan on canceling when i'm done.@NeilParris @justin_kanew @netflix I'm two epsiodes deeps and already obsessed. i'm also on my free month and have therefore not paid a dime
2/7
2013
@GreeGreeHoist it's automatic!@zackisart @GreeGreeHoist does this mean i get a massage too?
2/6
2013
@TylerIsHan @gwiss oh i knew what he meant.@TylerIsHan @gwiss cool.Thanks for the follow @usweekly. Remember, I'm just like you.@gwiss @TylerIsHan what the hell just happened.@carriejm how else can i keep track of my good bits?@AndreaCoventry I'm glad you enjoyed!
2/5
2013
@MicMontgomery retired in September. http://t.co/ncd4Fuh0@stickywill what?Am bulimic if I make myself puke just this once?Phil Simms is the Chris Simms of announcing.@justin_kanew we good@justin_kanew never tell me google it. I am your minutiae equal.@justin_kanew deer antler?@Sk8SurfLive13 fair@justin_kanew what?"What's the score?" #shitgirlssayduringthesuperbowl@justin_kanew I think that was six months ago.@aaugusti lol@Chriseee so bad it's good?@NeilParris fucking hilarious but you meant minutes.@jonathanwinter there's no bad place.Did Tracey Morgan just do a commercial for a fitness drink or am I under the spell of Scientology?Jesus Christ. Should brought in Hostettler to announce for Simms.Expect a spike in births nine months from now in the east end of the Superdome.No one at this Superbowl party has ever been in this situation before
Retweeted by Aaron Karo@NeilParris governorI'm also blacking out. Coincidence?@imjaredthompson on my iPhone bitch!This is when Ray Lewis takes off his jersey and stashes it.Where's the fuse box?Ravens 21, Beyonce 12, 49ers 6.This is when the girls shush the boys.@JonCentella hahahaha@SueFitz well I'm sold@CrucialTK I tryCulliver, it's okay to touch the other team's players.@eDONKulation fair@theajayieffect who's hating?@yay_toast ouch@missjonesy I imagine...@drewsamuto hahahhHave you ever been to Baltimore? Let them have this.Chris Culliver does not approve of that Calvin Klein commercial.@Ctaratuta nice!!!!!@etchaney haha awesome.What's a library? #oreosBlack Crown - it's what beer drinkers drink when they when they've made incredibly poor life choices.@Ctaratuta what are you doing?@Ctaratuta :)"Black Crown" - what my shits look like after drinking the new Budweiser."Do you have the new kind of Budweiser?" -- said to bartenders never.Less crying, more trying to concuss people please.@randyt173 bottles, bro. I've had pbr!Haven't gotten to party yet because my buddy's girlfriend is running late. Dude, break up with her already.@mattwheeler haha no!!Today's drink of choice, if only because I didn't even know it existed. http://t.co/RoU5pXa7Taking a moment to remember all the deer and people who died to make Ray Lewis' journey possible.
2/3
2013
@hatemyface Minor, not quasi! and don't you forget it!
2/2
2013
@shukineiflah 50% of the time, every time.@shukineiflah well i figured it out when i was about 31 myself, so you do the math :)
2/1
2013
@mattritter1 I'm too humble. But let's entertain @_stephchristine with some stories....
1/31
2013
@MyLifeOnMatch @singlegirlie oh i know what it was about.@MyLifeOnMatch @singlegirlie for the record i pay for the first 10 or so dates.
1/27
2013
@WeirdoTheresa what did i do?
1/25
2013
@Tneelis dat's right!@unruhe awesome giovanni!
1/24
2013
Fans of LEXAPROS AND CONS, rally around @aaronkaro & #nominate his book to be a Teen Choice Book Award finalist! http://t.co/al5C7GJd
Retweeted by Aaron Karo@Teenreads it's okay; happens all the time :)@lisarenee_o LOL@lisarenee_o no for you i was serious.@sbonifaz fair enough :)@Teenreads @MacKidsBooks It's Lexapros and Cons....If a girl in a bar asks you to guess how old you think she is, always respond: "24?" It's a compliment no matter what. #themoreyouknow
1/23
2013
@mhohrath1 not gonna happen.@unruhe I'm glad!!!!@Bradl11 @WeirdoTheresa it works!
1/22
2013
@unruhe i do not; but i guessed what you are saying!@unruhe i hope you enjoy!!
1/21
2013
@vt_miss @jjgrace1969 nope never been.
1/17
2013
@CaliforniaJag that's pretty steep company...@sungkvu thank you i'm glad you enjoyed!!@HowellJustin woo hoo! welcome to the blogosphere!
1/16
2013
@jpfuhrman LOL
1/15
2013
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