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Scott Summers: the "X-Pac Heat" of comics. #DieCyclopsDie http://t.co/IK9Io1ptXe#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Tarzan gave a caveman an Attitude Adjustment through the Altar of the Flaming God. http://t.co/2W0oh4eWt0SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! #TarzanVsPredator http://t.co/aLhtQzDC2I#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Tarzan was hunted by the Predator. #anytime... http://t.co/Is5kOvCn5DYOR'S WORLD, HE'S THE MAN YOR'S WORLD, HE'S THE MAN http://t.co/czyP6oxKBZ
While alcohol & editing may not be the best match, I'm compelled to raise a bottle or two. The world has been cruel today.@BirdmanDodd *is about to start, sighs, and just goes to get something regrettable to drink*Rest in peace http://t.co/z2FcqagT3o
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@yugiohtas Chin up. I don't know the details, but that cat has proven to be unstoppable so far. You've got a good vet and a tough kitty.@PushinUpRoses http://t.co/l0RbVOL0OkRT @TheCinemaSlob Ghostbusters Ghost Trap for sale. http://t.co/MU0pcJwcEqAnd #DOOM wants it ALIVE. http://t.co/uAzIRvRhwfRT @Robert_Mason_SF @TheSpoonyOne I thought it was paper thin // "Bring this... 'Twitter...' to me..." http://t.co/PRUW1XejkFRT @pike_cmh @TheSpoonyOne Meh. // http://t.co/81n3enEOzCAlthough, it is simply my opinion. I'm curious as to hear your opinion of Lord #DOOM's performance. And please. Be honest.#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Count von #DOOM masterfully portrayed Henry V for a captive audience. http://t.co/mChsbtC7n6#DOOM is all pssh yeah whatever http://t.co/i6BeBhQQEPI loved James Shigeta in Die Hard but it's @TheSpoonyOne who showed me how fun he could be in Cage. #RIP #FightAgainIn30Minutes
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@yugiohtas I posted on your Skype. You're probably not up to talking, though, so I'll leave you alone.RT @Dutchtica @TheSpoonyOne I only know clogdancing! CLOOOGDANCIIIING // WASTE HIM.Okay, don't panic, I trained for this. Uhm. Guns. I have those. Blood tests... Someone start doing Irish folk dances and flail your arms.Wait a minute... Spock's face back there! What's happening?!? http://t.co/ML6VuXZvRx OH MY GAWWWD!! #GetTheFlamethrower#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Bones made admiral. http://t.co/LtARQNF7hgRT @AUTOMATEDCROC @TheSpoonyOne oh man, I love Wooogoo. // DO NOT MOCK THE MAN THEY CALL #WOOOGOO.#BelieveInTheSHIELD http://t.co/HfbuKAUZNuI just love the KARATE KICK~!@ Fury is giving that poor guy.#SIERRA #HOTEL #INDIA #ECHO #LIMA #DELTA http://t.co/nJtZUmgKxLWhy they EVER thought the "prancing ninny who doesn't want to wrestle" wrestler would get over, I will never understand.#FANDANGOO: pins Jericho clean at Wrestlemania. Today, jobs to Matadore Diego and gets a dwarf in the nuts.I know I keep harping on this, but..#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Thor fucking smote M.O.D.O.K. behind a nuclear-proof force field in one hit. #iSayTheeNAY http://t.co/8dlZdYkzlm@Benzaie_tgwtg I've had that happen a lot when I go through old CA crossovers for footage. It always feels like ripping things open again.
Happy anniversary, @AprilVonLon m'luv. =) As ever, you are the 1.21 jiggawatts in my flux capacitor. <3Happy Anniversary to my beloved @TheSpoonyOne. Two years together, darling! I'd say we're rockin' this whole thing. ;)
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@SuedeBlade @Linkara19 Oh GOD. That would make me Captain America.RT @Linkara19 @TheSpoonyOne *Grabs shoulders* Then it's NOT. A. GOOD. ONE. // HE'S GOT IT! HE'S FINALLY GOT IT!!@Linkara19 Because it's a whimsical fable and they have funny rhyming names. THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON.@Linkara19 It. Is a book. For children. The dwarves are just there. *grabs shoulders* They're just... there.RT @thecinemasnob @TheSpoonyOne @Linkara19 This is why Ocean's 11 & Inglourious Basterds were all 9 hour epics. // http://t.co/Elt58MUEjnRT @Linkara19 @TheSpoonyOne @Yuoaman AND THAT IS MY POINT SO WHY ARE WE ARGUING?! // LOUD NOIIIISES!!They're superfulous in the books, too!! FOOL! @Linkara19 @YuoamanRT @Linkara19 And my point is: if you have them, do something with them! Otherwise they are completely superfluous! // *DING DING DING DING*@Linkara19 Ah yeah, you don't know that, and do we really need character moments with every dwarf? Do I care about Bifur and Bombur? No.@Linkara19 One movie? Easily. EASILY. Hint, Lewis: THERE WERE NO CHARACTERS IN THE HOBBIT. The dwarves were a list of silly names.@Linkara19 I don't like them because they're literally 90 minutes too long, make no sense, and suck shit.I know, right? It's one of those... what's the word... go fuck yourselves.@TheSpoonyOne @redscores20 Funny how 2 tweets ago you were complaining about played out references.
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerRT @redscores20 @TheSpoonyOne Have you tried being nice and not being a douchenozzle? // Tried it. Too busy screwing your mom.@Rainversey @Angelheartnight Ah. Helpful, merciful people at last. I appreciate this greatly.See, your asshole IT condescension only works if you ACTUALLY KNOW how to solve my problem. And you don't. So shut the fuck up.RT @BrothaCheese Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on? // Have you tried a reference that hasn't been played out since 2007?I could also reprogram my computer with a fire ax. I'm referring to a solution that DOESN'T break everything, numbnuts.RT @pike_cmh Delete them out of the "fonts" folder? // Gee. Brilliant idea. I hadn't thought of that. Give this man a doctorate.Is there ANY way to remove the thirty or so goddamn useless Asian/Hindi/Urdu/WhatTheFuckEver fonts from the Adobe titler lists?!Hm... may need to crowdsource some artwork, but I never like doing that unless I absolutely have to....pation. http://t.co/K2DqnEpgRs@TheSpoonyOne ... http://t.co/TSFshE8Ft1
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler... http://t.co/uCS6s74kuOI see you SHIVER with antici http://t.co/LZAqPltXuQI have all this Rocky Horror PC game footage and no idea what to do with it. This game, man. This game. WHY?
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler"I made a new guy Jeff Hardy can be, Uncle Eric. His name is Willow a Wisp and hes awesome and he talks like thiiiis! OooOOOoo!"*bssh! bccchh! Bssshh!!* Aaaack! Auugh! Rrrrgh! "We got Samoa Joe! Let's take him to the ninja hideout and... haha!" *sscccrrrr!**scccrrrrr!* "There's Samoa Joe!" "Oh no!" "We're ninjas, Samoa Joe, and we got you now!" "Oh yeah? Well I bet you... don't...!" *fssh!*"Uncle Eric, do you think Samoa Joe could beat up ninjas? Like, a bunch of ninjas? Like, a van full of ninjas?""Yes Doctor. The drugs aren't helping. He's... I know, but, a reverse battle royal?" "Sting in Joker makeup! Sting in Joker makeup!" "..."@TheSpoonyOne "Uncle Eric! Curry Man beat Bobby Lashley!" "That's great, Eugene."
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerThe last episode of Impact should end with Curry Man beating Lashley to win the world title. Cross-fade to Eugene looking into a snow globe.God. I'm unplugging. Too much to do and WAY too much piss and vitriol online tonight.@HolyJunkie For christ's sake, it's not for the show Demo Reel. It's a professional demo reel. How is this not clear?!Oh wow you made a Demo Reel joke that is funny I will let you believe you are the first person to make that joke *insert name of person.*Agh, screw it. I need to do this review ASAP. The demo reel thing can wait and it's making me angry at this point. >.<@Paradox295 @yugiohtas Not true at all! They wasted the best years of Samoa Joe's and Christopher Daniels' careers.
RT @bryanalvarez TMZ reporting that Spike has canceled Impact http://t.co/TT7maegjRa // #YubNub http://t.co/YB1IUg7r6O"Try to understand what we're dealing with. Don't underestimate it." "Don't you think we can refer to 'it' as 'him'?" "If you say so."Randy Orton: Thor. THOR. Captain America is not in Asgard... or Valhalla. He's not in Heaven. Captain America is down there. IN HEL.(In fact, he did three rolling suplexes, which he calls the Warriors Three.) #iSayTheeNAY#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Thor suplexed Fafnir the Dragon. #iSayTheeNAY http://t.co/ZOGivES4nh@WackoMedia Don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure I missed the window on the thing I'd have used it for anyway.@thegamechasers They certainly were the best two minutes of your show.So yeah. I give up.I dunno. I'm trying to pick out 2 minutes of my own highlight reel AND make it cover a lot of material AND be an effective ad for myself.I just can't do this demo reel thing. I have no idea what I'm doing. It's weird. I've just been staring at a blank project file.Does Asgard accept your terms? I SAY THEE NAY. http://t.co/1T5UTNNB09Thor came to the meeting unarmed, so he's kind of fucked, except, well, he can call Mjolnir back. At light speed. http://t.co/0PHD20T7AmOHHHHHH!!! OH DIP OH SHIT SON SOMEBODY GON' GET DEY ASS KICKED http://t.co/6vUi0Tnclm#OkaySoThen Thor was sent to negotiate a cease-fire with some aliens called the Builders. It ah... didn't go well. http://t.co/SNCrqBDoA0RT @MaxwellElvis @TheSpoonyOne But then Captain America makes the save! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! // #CaptainAmericaHeelTurn #WeThePeopleThe result: Thor, under his own power, with one arm & one eye, hardcore killed them both. This is 616-canon. http://t.co/OpTn9AVfVm#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Doctor Strange stripped Thor of the Odinforce so the Thing and Hulk could jump him 2-on-1 http://t.co/tcrJD5CTME#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Kraven the Hunter destroyed a fucking lion with a Saito Suplex. http://t.co/I1S45EwZWu
We're using the TGWTG expansion, but it's mis-titled. It's really the "Linkara Deck of Hatred" expansion.How do you design and submit a new expansion pack for the "Pretend You're Xyzzy" online Cards Against Humanity game? #NeedsMoarSpoonyPatreon peeps! We're getting set up for Cards Against Humanity! Hop onto the Google Hangouts and we'll give you a call.@PushinUpRoses "o hai, beat it, i gotsta take a dump".@NerfedGeek Sort of. IMDB listed like seven distribution companies, six of which seem to no longer exist. The 7th has not responded to me.@TheSpoonyOne No-one's heard of the movie, the director and cast are long dead ...aaaand the third cousin of a bit part just got it pulled.
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerWhat's funny is that after tombstoning himself, he just pops right back up, F-5s Kurt and wins..@jryan9000 Well. https://t.co/0rzg1fvmN8 #TopRopeAutoTombstone@TheSpoonyOne Hey Spoony, in your WrestleMania 30 blog, you mentioned that Brock Lesnar is sloppy. Could you elaborate on that a bit, please
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@JayHooft I hope on the next DVD @ShadyJay1908 @thegamechasers include the footage of me utterly dominating their weak-ass game finds.