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Oh, ouch. Bradshaw, don't try to put Jack Swagger over by saying he's better than Kurt Angle. Just...oh man, that won't work. #RawI know they're trying to set up a feud between Teddy Long and Booker T but...I...I can't care. I'm...trying...why...I can't. #RawHonestly, they need to shitcan #FANDANGOO immediately and hire that dancer. She's got more of a future in this business. #Raw#FANDANGOO is dying out there trying to do his "say my name" routine for the 1000th time. #RawYeah, this crowd has about 10% the #FANDANGOO-ness of last week's. #Raw#FANDANGOO has a new dancer who actually has some charisma, unlike the last one that was just stiff and weird. #RawThe announcers are pretty much begging the crowd to do the #FANDANGOO Dance, since it's the only thing getting him over. Won't work. #RawThere has not been a single worthwhile match or segment on this show. This is all filler. #Raw is just spinning its wheels.Speaking of: it physically hurts me to watch the Great Khali shamble to the ring every week. His knees must feel full of broken glass. #RawWhy is Brad Maddox even on camera? You could get the same effect putting one of those inflatable punching-clowns in the room. #RawNow it's time for the Intercontinental champion versus-- oh, who cares? Wade loses. Just kick the belts in a fucking sewer. #RawRyback: "John Cena is a smug, pandering, selfish chucklehead who never has his friends' back." Um. Shit man. I think he fucking nailed it.Is it just me, or is the Ryback cutting a completely babyface promo? #RawRyback: "You must be wondering why." Um, not really. You want the WWE title? #RawHAH! Kane's wig is coming off! #RawIf #Raw is so desperate to kill 10 minutes they're dragging these losers out again, they might as well just run "Let's All Go To the Lobby."FUCK YEAH! Time for Team Hell No vs. Prime Time Players XXXIV! The epic series of matches continues! #RawI get that Dolph's character is a massive pussy, but that makes no sense. It's the best chance to get rid of Alberto he'll ever get. #Raw

Why is Dolph so upset that Alberto is getting his rematch? The guy's crippled. He'd rather give the guy a few weeks? #RawAlberto comes down to face Dolph and demands his rematch tonight. Because Alberto is an idiot. #RawWhy do they even bother with two separate world titles? They've done away with any notion of brand separation years ago. #RawSo much for the vocal crowd. The #FANDANGOO Dance has died out as quickly as it began. It's for the best, really. #RawAnd NEEEEWWWWWW midcard jobber...@TrueKofi! #RawI don't mean to be that guy. Really. But Kofi's not fucking Jamaican. #RawOh no, it's Kofi vs. Cesaro for the US Title. Don't do it, Kofi! The US Title is the doom of all men! You'll be Orton's personal jobber!Oh for fuck's sake, HHH vs. Brock AGAIN?! Suck my balls with horseradish. #RawHeath Slater just got the shit F-5'ed out of him twice on the ringside barricade. If this were WWE'13 he'd be up and fighting in 20 seconds.Oh no, it's Brock Lesnar! That guy who's lost virtually every match we've seen him in! Fear him! #RawSo, 3MB's gimmick is that they have brain damage, right? #RawI knows how to please a woman who plays Dungeons & Dragons.@AprilVonLon Happy very late birthday, luv. =)The (replacement) birthday present from Noah arrived today. What a beautiful, thoughtful gift! Thank you so much! http://t.co/Tk5NEzw1r3
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerOkay, I'm working on it.Are people still having problems with the sidebar ad playing on its own, and not shutting up?RT @techsoc: Hey, people, make a friend for life. Stranded in Boston? https://t.co/ACdmwpw8xX Have a place to offer? https://t.co/qBnAioFAsO
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Retweeted by Noah AntwilerIn light of this new evidence, I must formally retract my crude, ignorant review.Official rebuttal to my Bioshock Infinite review: https://t.co/vbng2m9tmgRT @AprilVonLon Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll NEVER complain about you lasting for an hour and a half. ;) // http://t.co/YV6wUgcQ29RT @Linkara19 @TheSpoonyOne HOW DARE YOU POST A VLOG. // Nazi. Eat a salad ya hippie. Nazi hippie. http://t.co/IA3DHEXHCJRT @Cactus_Soup90 fuck your hour and a half long rants, what do you have against editing? // Why do you hate America, Cactus? Why?RT @Maksym666 @TheSpoonyOne Dude, you need an editor. Not everyone wants to watch a 1.5 hour opinion video... // Your mom needs an editor.RT @DarkChiron A list of complaints based upon you not understanding the game. // I probably understood it better than you did.Am willing to bet you didn't watch it, ace.@TheSpoonyOne acts like a contrarian goon, the world shivers with anticipation. Break out the popcorn, everybody. #BioshockInfinite
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Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@TheSpoonyOne eviscerates Bioshock Infinite; butthurt nerds cry because someone disagrees with Game Informer - http://t.co/aGncT0DUfA
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerEnough of these monkeyshines. Now I sleep, and later record the next proper review.RT @Dolby2525 You probably being told a million times but you could turn the vita chambers off ;) // And yet you tell me anyway.RT @jofo22 @TheSpoonyOne ...isn't that pretty much just Call of Cthulhu Yahtzee? // http://t.co/4ENqbC9bUCRT @BHoldeer @TheSpoonyOne Nah, you just have no sense for good or bad // http://t.co/tttIsR0qPSIf I'm being really honest here, the last really good game I played was Elder Sign on my phone.INB4 hipster accusationsRT @jevaaler @TheSpoonyOne Recent game you absolutely enjoyed from start to finish? // Amnesia. Legend of Grimrock. Fez. Torchlight 2.RT @DreamsofLuxor @TheSpoonyOne Game series that deserves a reboot/remake ASIDE from Eternal Darkness? // The Oregon TrailRT @LeighZemski @TheSpoonyOne thoughts on uncharted 2? // Nathan Drake kills more people than polio.RT @LeighZemski What would you nominate? Surely original bioshock is in the conversation. // It isn't. And don't call me Shirley.RT @ChrisBennett644 @TheSpoonyOne one must ask. If you didn't like bioshock why play its sequel. // A man needs a game. #ValarMorghulis"God damn vending machine gave me rockets again! I pushed the button for sniper rifle ammo!"Somebody threw away these perfectly good ballistic missiles!I always enjoyed finding RPG shells in the trash can.@TheSpoonyOne Open chocolate box, finds salt and can of tuna.
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@ulsuspect If that was the message they were actively trying to convey, they did that 45 minutes in and beat the horse into slime.RT @SaneAmongInsane Really? With that ending? They were about even. MGS4 on the other hand... // // Oh! Excellent! http://t.co/eNP0hGiArVShit, Bioshock 1 was better than Bioshock Infinite. And I didn't even LIKE Bioshock! http://t.co/D06H7qmkYOAnd cue the Mass Effect backlash. http://t.co/gjkfKA41sHBut even just off the top of my head, Mass Effect smokes Bioshock in just about every regard.Look, I'm not going to play ball and name ONE GAME and come off like exactly the kind of fanboy who's trumpeting Bioshock as OMG BEST EVAR.RT @Spazy_Mgee @TheSpoonyOne What is the best game of this generation? // Mister Mosquito. Absolutely incredible.Simply put, the notion that this is the "best game of our generation" is just...weird. Even if I thought it was great, it's not THAT great.@TheSpoonyOne Cash register pineapple was where I drew the line.
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerAnd c'mon. Trash can cake? Really?This really is one of the most hilariously violent games I've ever seen, and its so wild and ridiculous it's at odds with its cerebral story@TheSpoonyOne This is all I could think of when you were talking of food in Bioshock http://t.co/8gXtNgQp6q
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerI know you disagree with a lot of what I'm saying, but my main point is there's a huge disconnect between the gameplay and the writing.@jbevan70 If they were so fanatical, why weren't they all juiced up with vigors?@nathanmstanley @TheSpoonyOne The idea that gameplay and story are separate is the PROBLEM with the game.
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerRT @Allhailthetv @TheSpoonyOne Well, I'd argue the larger problem there is that Vigors aren't very well justified. // Indeed.Now, everybody's a friggin' superhero who can basically fly, even without vigors. It undermines its very premise of biological modification.I'm saying there was a baseline for the sci-fi element: potions that give you powers. But there were still limits and basic physics.I think many of you are mistaking my argument as an "all or nothing" when it comes to realism.I'm more concerned with the impossibility of leaping on and off em without your rotator cuff and leg ligaments unzipping like string cheese.And if they did, good luck hanging on to your money.Oh, okay. The sky rails are magnetized. Magnets do not work that way.I'm dreading checking my comments section tonight. This is gonna be ugly.RT @The_Zodi_Lady @the vita chambers are keyed only to Ryan's DNA. // Yeah, I'm only gonna hear that about 20,000 more times.@TheSpoonyOne Fuck you, Spoony. Your reviews are longer than a Dream Theater song.
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerBioshock Infinite Review: http://t.co/T065TfVx5Y@AprilVonLon No April, you are the crazy#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Fin Fang Foom put you in his pants. http://t.co/dttQXVmFqY@LarryBundyJr Of course 1) my gun was a pretty cheap POS, and 2) I have no business being anywhere near a gun.@LarryBundyJr When I took my gun to the range, the ejector kept sending the shells right into my face. Good thing I had safety glasses.*looks at the running time of the review* My GOD I ramble like a lunatic.Wow, yeah. Confirmed. @MANOWAR blew my speakers with #TheMETAL. Kinda needed those...@LarryBundyJr FAILRT @Zerglinator @TheSpoonyOne @AnonVonZilch Would looking at the description of the video spoil anything? The thumbnail? // No.RT @AnonVonZilch @TheSpoonyOne How spoilery is it? // COMPLETE, TOTAL, BALLS DEEP 100% SPOILERS. Seriously.You'd better not throw any fucking baseballs at me, because I will come RIGHT OFF THIS STAGE FOR YOU.