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Retweeted by Noah AntwilerI HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND #EXCELSIOR http://t.co/tt98clluLFTurn the right corner in Sin City and you can find... http://t.co/BmSLIvhPho ...#Anything.RT @Imanoth @TheSpoonyOne Hola Spoony ¿qué tal? ¿te pasa algo? me preocupo por tí :P // AAAAHHH IT'S THE SPANISH MOONSPEAKRT @StenssonAnders @TheSpoonyOne ive been there... // Have you? HAVE YOU?RT @InternetSuperVn @TheSpoonyOne Spoony what's going on? // THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.RT @BlakeGDiamondII My mother & grandmother went to Portugal last year and had a grand time, so...yeah. // Or maybe Grandma's one of Them.Well think about it: has anyone ever actually seen Portugal? Or do we just believe it's there because Spain told us?RT @salad_muffin @TheSpoonyOne ...you alright man? // Yeah. Well, I find the whole Portugal thing highly suspicious. The hell is that?I just... prefer to keep Spaniards where I can see them, is all.Spoony's Daily Moment of American Xenophobia: Y'know Spain, you're staying awfully quiet over there. I'm just saying. Historically... Spain.#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime the most incredibly stupid thing in the world ever to happen in the world happened. http://t.co/qz6txlKSn9By night, 'ee is #BatrocZeLeapair. But by day, 'ee is disguised as mild-mannaired journaliste #GeorgesZeReportair. http://t.co/KFdtCBbYKy#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Spider-Man's parents came back but turned out to be T-1000s. #KnivesAndStabbingWeapons http://t.co/x5LW3H25hI#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Optimus Prime & Megatron called a truce so they could team up & kick the shit out of Mars http://t.co/kDDjOrjiFS
#SHORYUKEN http://t.co/P3sHTDGO0J@HorrorTheCat Thank you, that's very helpful. Hey, I really appreciate you taking the time to read my biography & learn everything about me.@Takahata101 Apparently Jebus is more likely to be invited there than I am. Something happened here, and I don't know what.There are also the weighty factors of REALLY not wanting to do it vs. being poor.RT @BeautyBrienne @TheSpoonyOne If you can vacuum, you can use a carpet cleaner. // This does not bode well, then.Here's a dull question: how likely am I to gravely injure myself and destroy my carpet trying to use a rented carpet cleaner?I. AM. AMERICAN BADASS. http://t.co/oS1q57bt8aRT @Azzilonna @TheSpoonyOne are you ever going back to Deadly Premonition? // #BlackKnightI'm Pastafarian. I can smoke #Oregano if I want.You know, The Spoony Experiment is incorporated. For religious reasons I'm choosing to ignore federal laws regarding certain herbs. #OreganoMassachusetts SWAT teams claim they’re private corporations, immune from open records laws (WaPo) // http://t.co/34Qkn4EDbL #Flashbangit wuz me all along! @.@ http://t.co/myDQWGSdp8@CuteEmergency @TheSpoonyOne Dogtor Insano! Oreo's arch nemesis..
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Retweeted by Noah Antwiler1) Turn Stardust heel & split from Goldust. 2) Form new team w/ Dolph Ziggler. 3) #ZiggyStardustWas not expecting Jeric%=$4 8@#;^¦§§¢ ©¥÷¡ fy] £}} <°¶ ¿¥} @&_% #DAH http://t.co/UvTmFMDwWwC:/> saveus.Y2JHmmm... Wrestling RoboLincoln. #TheGreatDecapitatorWrestling the Great Khali must be like trying to wrestle the Abraham Lincoln animatronic from the Hall of Presidents.So the Adam Rose party bus is an eternal hell of balls-smelling costumes and one shitty song blaring without end but death or madness.Oh what-- are you fucking KIDDING. They ended a match during a commercial break, leaving the finish as a @WWE app exclusive. Fuck yourself.Congratulations to Vacant for springing right back from the Money in the Bank screwjob to win the Intercontinental Championship.Oh no! The Funkadactyls are divided! Not since Hogan & Savage!!
Oh no, a returning former champion and "cross-media superstar?" Please don't be the Miz. Please don't be the Miz. Please d-- FUCK. FUCK.Their tag team name might as well be "Oh, Those Guys. They're Pretty Good."I can't even call them Uso-1 and Uso-2 because I don't know who Uso-1 is. They're clone troopers to me.I know this is stupid, because they're crazy talented, but I give zero shits about the Usos. I cannot stand it when I can't tell them apart.*runs up mountain* RUSEEEEEEVVVV!!!@TheSpoonyOne HEARTS ON FIRE STRONG DESIRES
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerI DEMAND TRAINING MONTAGES. #SwaggerVsRusev #TheresNoEasyWayOutRACIST JINGOIST AMERICAN FACE TURN! #USA #USA #USAWho does Rusev eat tonight? #IfHeJobs #HeJobsRVD has Rollins tied up in a spinning what-the-fucklock! #RawAh, you guys are better anyway. Higher collector's value.Wow, Joe's getting up to 1.5 million subscribers. I must admit to feeling utterly eclipsed. Still, proud of the army's dominance.@Jean_RIEBNEHLIG @JohnCena U can't see Vacant.@yugiohtas Do you read Sutter Cane?@TheSpoonyOne No. Vacant screwed Vacant.
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerYou screwed Vacant. #MoneyInTheBank #MitB @JohnCena #AnotherPushRuinedAlthough in the end, there can be no true victory; merely a postponement of the inevitable creeping doom of Mankind. #FtaghnHoly crap. I just beat Ithaqua at Elder Sign and the entire party survived. I've never even come close to winning that level before. #Ftaghn@thegamechasers Please. You dweebs think PC games involve flexing penis muscles. You walked past $150 of games I got in a dollar bin.And so I leave @toomanygames having accomplished exactly what I said I'd do: made @thegamechasers as obsolete as their consoles. #PC4Life@th3engineer I have someone that wants to talk to you. A very special friend. A very... fragile one. Heh... heh... http://t.co/ZMdXSNmAjd@RerezTV You mean me completely clowning @thegamechasers on their own show because they know jack-squirt about PC games? That WAS fun!Talking with @Roo_CotGW, @TheSpoonyOne, and friends about classic PC games was a highlight at this convention. :)
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@HopeWithinChaos RUSEV PUSH. RUSEV LOSE TO CENA.@TheSpoonyOne You don’t have to answer that question!
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerWait, I didn't order this from the vending machine. Did you?! DID YOU? DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!? http://t.co/elpR5avPkz
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN!*strum... * ... ... <.< >.> o.o ...
There are still so many rad things to buy! Please take a look and help a poor jewelry-maker out! https://t.co/wzxKYyBQ8J
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@th3Engineer Rather like beating Bobby Fischer at Hungry Hungry Hippos, the victory is ashes in your mouth.@MarzGurl Congrats! Take care of that knucklehead. He is unworthy.Coming soon: @thegamechasers @AlphaOmegaSin @cinemassacre @schottr @Grimsie42 @ShadyJay1908 @TheSpoonyOne http://t.co/jIG7OGBX9v
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It's the start of Too many games....naturally we're gonna tear shit up this weekend http://t.co/lYYvMx4IQJ
Retweeted by Noah AntwilerI'm at Too Many Games in Philadelphia so I won't be able to watch Transformers until late-- UH OH http://t.co/qJam4ajD9B
About 700 miles from Chicago, 34 hours no sleep, 1 rad con tomorrow, I'm in my room with a migraine, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses.@th3Engineer What game are you even fantasizing that you have the remotest chance of beating me about?#AndThenThatOneTimeThereWas Yoda killed the Emperor BY DROPPING THE GODDAMN DEATH STAR ON HIS HEAD. #GreatestHits http://t.co/InGV0smTvBI mean, what, he leapt out onto the roof with a stinger missile launcher? It's an awfully hyperbolic term to throw around.I always hate it when news channels or papers use words like "blasts" in political headlines, like "McDonald blasts Obama campaign.""My master instructed me to post this here: http://t.co/ImzsRqJfGi also wished me to…" — Film Runner http://t.co/8lgD318nyJ // DAMN YOU@TheSpoonyOne Your Black Knight costume is pretty metal.
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@Linkara19 I just want to know who hit the dump button on my AWESOME 'dome joke.I'm flying out this morning to @toomanygames in Philadelphia! I'll be there the whole weekend of 27-29 so BE THERE! http://t.co/2DgTrTOqQk
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. @JMichaelShearerMaybe I'm an idiot, but it seems we hear more about the things @TheSpoonyOne hates than the things he likes.
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@TheSpoonyOne I lost it when that ping pong ball bounced off your helmet. Gotta go make that a .gif
Retweeted by Noah Antwiler@TheHawkeyedOne Wow. You seriously are butthurt about that Kingdom Hearts thing. Your butthole literally hurts, it's squeezing so hard.@TheHawkeyedOne Can you really not tell that this is a comedy show?@TheHawkeyedOne Whiiiich is exactly what I was saying.Ultima: Runes of Virtue (Part 2) http://t.co/aH0Ao07J1e Some foes are so evil, even a paddlin' cannot stop them.SOON.@lady_sci_fi I have no idea right now. I'm on no sleep and getting ready for Too Many Games.RT @Berethead @TheSpoonyOne That cover belongs in a museum. // http://t.co/2LwGfl7EonBelieve in the #SHIELD. http://t.co/oXSqhQdQY7#SIERRA #HOTEL #INDIA #ECHO #LIMA #DELTA http://t.co/9znG8M4ul1@BHoldeer I'm not sure what you're trying to "checkmate" me with here. That any game with infinite replayability is automatically great?Or dick-stapling. I don't know. It involves penises; I know that.I'm so tired of the roguelike game fad. It's like the Internet version of a pissing contest, I guess.COWBOYS WIN. #GodzillaVsCowboys http://t.co/YzxbaaGimL"Git off mah land, y'big damn Mex'kin gila monster."