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pip scowcroft @pippawallis i'm having a really good time.

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@JennyFingers come back early pleasethe sky's playing tricks on me.
12/1
2012
for today (the stuff stories are made of): http://t.co/dwkuzuEPHow love works: Stendhal on "crystallization" and the 7 stages of love – a 1822 gem http://t.co/nssK6AX7
Retweeted by pip scowcroftlook who else is going to work... http://t.co/DQwfKiTx
11/29
2012
@jlukeadams yep. never.how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a beaver is basically what you're asking here. #tonguetwistersIRLpeter piper picked a peck of nothing because no one ever says that. #tonguetwistersIRLshe sells seashells by the creepy italian guy selling sno cones. #tonguetwistersIRL
11/28
2012
such a nice little nook..til you have a bad idea and they lock you up for 10 minutes. http://t.co/Vl4ZWxn7
11/27
2012
http://t.co/oS2vxFLG and a little living room shifty-hip shuffleTV 4 BRUNCH: Murder, She Wrote - Season 11, Episode 11 - An Egg to Die For
11/25
2012
"Yum I got a peanut." -@bspritzatta girl, pip. #homebefore12
11/24
2012
holy sheesh. http://t.co/HjkyQmO8
11/23
2012
today is hard.did i cry? #drunklastnightdid i dance real good? #drunklastnightdo you now know everything about my rough childhood? #drunklastnightdid i talk about my ideas for children's books? #drunklastnightdid i tell all my secrets? #drunklastnight
11/22
2012
oscar who? @SidLee http://t.co/tXoJELh6don't get *that* drunk at work..don't get *that* drunk at work...don't get *that* drunk at work...thanks for the best day ever @SidLee!!!@SidLee girls play flip cup the best. photos to follow.
11/21
2012
new favourite not-new song: http://t.co/upa9ClZhhigh on life you guys. life and barbiturates. kidding. life stinks. kidding again. weee.
11/19
2012
Dad after Skyfall: Yes Moneypenny. She always wanted Bond for a boyfriend. But it was strictly plutonic.parades. (rolls eyes)
11/18
2012
just bought some detox tea. gonna pat myself on the back with a jack and coke.
11/17
2012
supercute dead things http://t.co/F9AHf6iB
11/16
2012
billy bob thornton as president in love actually #grossmia character's face in love actually #weirdkeira knightley's mouth talking in love actually #worst #actuallythe kid in love actually.Tomorrow I do standup for 24hrs for the @stephenlewisfdn to help fight against the AIDS pandemic in Africa sponsor/Rt http://t.co/0pf8tIwP
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11/15
2012
@MericMandrews don't like it. don't like it one bit.partying in an old jail now. mixed emotions. too many people here not realizing what went on here. http://t.co/J4MwPWokat mugshots. don't feel well already.hello everyone. once and for all, this is weird. #tony #ottawa #helpme
11/11
2012
@erinscholz wuz here. http://t.co/VGbH7KR0@expatkerri spendin (come drink wine with me)voted coolest booth at ottawa food and wine. by me. 6 drinks me. http://t.co/3s0E2Gg3wine count: dunno. beer count: all of themI wish there was karaoke here.where is kevin brauch!???caw. wine count: 4 http://t.co/iBFSuCgZabout to start asking everyone if the thirsty traveller's here...here we go. #pinot http://t.co/8GQl2EDnconfused wild turkey in the middle of a major intersection. real happening. #realscreamsbring on the snowfaces.11am. wine count: nil
11/10
2012
k really tho. how am I supposed to say this: nepean."I looked over and I thought you weren't there." @beckiecampbell to me in slightly reclined passenger seat. (wine count: still zero.)liqui-gel count: 4. wine count: zero. so far so not going as planned.at wendys in bowmanville. lots of oldies. 1 screaming baby.@kaitlyn_roland wish you were with us to celebrate your big 29. we'll have a glass of red (or 5) for you! #myteetharegrey <3malls r weird.
11/9
2012
everyone is sneezing. everyone.
11/8
2012
so. tired. booze.
11/7
2012
people are voting.
11/6
2012
"@Bourdain: I want curried goat now !" @erinscholz
11/5
2012
The Wisdom of Psychopaths http://t.co/W7MK7dil
Retweeted by pip scowcroft하룻강아지 호랑이 무서운 줄 모른다. (One-year-old puppy doesn't fear the tiger.) #koreanproverb
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11/3
2012
Serious talk about religion with Brazilian friends. Them: Do you pray? Me: I pray to my therapist. Them: Lol.
11/2
2012
workin the late shift. #fumes #beers #psychos http://t.co/nfLHTHAq
10/31
2012
the people i steal internet from really need to get better internet.guy in a hot dog costume: what are you? me in normal clothes: PMSing
10/30
2012
sitting in transit shelter. hear a radio..?? "Hurricane..bla..bla" +wind+rain+guy hitting payphone for quarters= i'm in an end of days moviepoppy count: 1Here, whole streetcar, listen to my entire conversation. It's not interesting at all. And you have no choice.I send natural disasters to punish mankind for being stupid enough to believe in a God who would send natural disasters to punish it.
Retweeted by pip scowcroft단풍놀이(Danpoong-nori; going out to view the color of autumn leaves) is part of Korean culture. Tree leaves, which... http://t.co/oveR7y5G
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10/29
2012
yeah http://t.co/s50u4zZrthis sound feels good http://t.co/JSnULWNY
10/28
2012
I don't care if you sell couches, or contacts, or prostitutes, or all of those, Face Furniture Optical is the worst name for a store ever.no drug could ever make me feel as funny as being tired does. if you beg to differ, i'm willing to send a self-addressed stamped envelope.(tune of jingle all the way) drink more beers, drink more beers, drink more beers and write, write the lines and drink more beers and hmmmmm
10/26
2012
@crownandanchors not if that somewhere is hell.@IamEnidColeslaw Douchenesebeen saving up my change, all ready to do laundry, now all I need is some detergent and a smidge of giveafuck."You HAVE TO have mojitos for dinner." -$0.99 limes http://t.co/Kjz0UyqA@jlukeadams seahorses!? c'monnnn#10: http://t.co/923YuMwnhow many advil liqui-gels is too many advil liqui-gels?App translates languages during real-time phonecalls | Springwise http://t.co/vwNrzrlO via @springwise
Retweeted by pip scowcroft20-something year-old saves hundreds on therapy, reads this: http://t.co/8DzhGqmmhi @XanaxWarrPrncss ..part of one of your blog posts makes me think you might appreciate this by @ashleybotting: http://t.co/GMfmUUgt@Bar_Deg @JennyFingers uh, SIGN!! "University Of Arkansas Cheerleader With An Awesome Zebra Print Prosthetic Leg http://t.co/CHG4U1WP"
10/25
2012
"갈수록 태산. (As much as you've gone, there's a high mountain.)" = Things get worse and worse. http://t.co/WxpAb7j5
Retweeted by pip scowcroftoh hey @JennyFingers have this choreo down by sunday, k? cool. http://t.co/JtUTdJOhyou can get the death penalty for watching Chocolat without eating chocolat. just don't ask me where.omg you guys wait till I get home and take pics of what I found on the street! #suspense@Bar_Deg no. but they do segway tours around the distillery. we should do one, not ever."oh? have you been in a lot of jails?" (start eavesdropping) "I've been in one. I wasn't arrested though..." (stop eavesdropping)embarrassed people on segways #funny오늘은 당신이 그리워요 <3
10/24
2012
@L_Ront aw fanks!don't feeling good. not care grammars.
10/23
2012
My an idiot what? RT @jeffydahmer85: @kellyoxford wow your an idiot
Retweeted by pip scowcroft"Porn is totally fake. There's no way a guy with a ponytail owns a house that nice."
Retweeted by pip scowcroftconvinced i'm a bear. http://t.co/ymsNlrlj물(water)+집(house)=물집(water-house). 물집 means…… a blister in Korea.
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10/22
2012
Jason Schwartzman set to star in the new ALF movie. #ALF #LIE@erinscholz awwwwwwwthey should make more movies like Coneheads.nothing makes you miss bruce county like asking 9 guys for a bottle opener and having to do it with your teeth...
10/21
2012
tonight's dreams. all of tonight's dreams. http://t.co/LnORdbhP@zachbraff we do have Twitter in Canada. what we don't have is a lot of good Hallowe'en costume ideas. please help! thank you! sorry.모로 가도 서울만 가면 그만이다. (All is well if only Seoul is reached even by walking crab-wise.) #koreanproverb
Retweeted by pip scowcroftwill it be a baby? could any of my organs fit into a baby? if so, which ones? will this baby have parents? oh god....and who will my organs go to? will it be one person? two people? will they be old, or young?...and how i'll die. hopefully they'll be able to use my organs.just gonna fill out this organ donor card...and think about dying.
10/20
2012
ecstatic people on segways #funnymiserable people on segways #funny
10/19
2012
@MericMandrews so honest! #swoon
10/18
2012
do not joke about clefs.scratch that. hunger delusion. why can't I preheat my oven from queen st?pretty sure I just saw michael jordan on the streetcar. he had an earring and everything.
10/17
2012
elizabeth gilbert should write a book for girls about getting your period. i already wrote the title for her: Eat Cry Hate everythingI feel so phat.여기 있습니다.[yeo-gi it-seup-ni-da]: Here it is. #phrasesinkorean
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10/16
2012
google is the best today.him: talk talk talk talk me: talk talk talk talk him: talk talk talk talk me: talk talk talk talk him: talk talk my girlfriend talk me: byek, starting now, i'm gonna live life like felix baumgartner. except it's bedtime. so starting tmrw, gonna live life like felix baumgartner.
10/15
2012
don’t kill people
Retweeted by pip scowcroftme: did you miss me as much as i missed you!?!????? my phone (recently rescued from TTC lost and found): ---
10/12
2012
yep, totally gonna keep tweeting about chocolate when there's some serious debate happening. who else is surprised crunchie's still around?when will Reese's make peanut butter bowls is what i wanna knowphone's on the bus. i'm not on the bus. #ERRG
10/11
2012
just rode home with a short story of a cab driver - Nazir, hitting bookshelves 2019 maybe.
10/10
2012
He was buried with his snooker cues, some very good burgundy, chocolates, HB pencils and a power saw.school: http://t.co/EHgpo6gD@SaraGolish i just decided this is our song, k? http://t.co/mhqZ7YY9loud and clear. http://t.co/BhEVYnv7@liannelahavas 'Elusive' Graphite & conte on toned paper #portrait #drawing #liannelahavas http://t.co/9R15Tkbh
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10/9
2012
aloe juice will henceforth be referred to as HELL-NO juice.did you know: the idea for cranberry sauce came about in 1967 when Regis Philbin spilled a tiny crantini on a turkey lunchables.stuffing your mom says was cooked "in the bird" is 9 times more likely to make you gag than the same stuffing if you didn't know.
10/8
2012
did you know: tryptophan, the chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy, has the opposite effect on turkeys. that's why they're psycho.
10/7
2012
if you feel fine passing off other people's jokes as your own, then i wish i was you.where's mike myers?
10/6
2012
please tell me why you wear a pinky ring.
10/4
2012
pizza pizza manager screaming outside pizza pizza is shitting all over anything achieved in shavasana. pizza pizza ruins everything always.
10/1
2012
guys, we missed cindy crawford at the brick in vaughn today. she was signing autographs. at the brick. cindy crawford. was a model one time.i do, i like it. http://t.co/vm33MKuw속(inside)+마음(heart)=속마음(inside-heart). 속마음 means…… the bottom of one's heart in Korea.
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9/29
2012
if you make a funny, and no one's around to hear it, were you ever even born?lucy in the sky with all the stuff i'll never have #depressedbeatlesa hard day's all the time #depressedbeatlesno days a week #depressedbeatles
9/28
2012
just my favourite... http://t.co/fH2zO1s8여보세요. [yeo-bo-sae-yo]: Hello.(when anwering a phone) #phrasesinkorean
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9/27
2012
stage right's place ta be. at thee oh sees.
9/26
2012
here's a song http://t.co/bEKFkhHu
9/25
2012
how the eff can something be new AND improved?there are 78 things in this video that will make you happy if you're not a stupid idiot. http://t.co/u2U5Apf8listen up, pee pole --> @COUSINSCOUSINS #fucking #good #Canadian #songs
9/24
2012
#chokers
9/23
2012
the best part about wearing stupid fucking rain boots is when the sun comes out and you're still wearing stupid fucking rainboots.
9/22
2012
trying to set my alarm...how late do i anticipate everyone else will roll in tomorrow...........................................<3the back of this cab smells like a massive, 6 year-old flip flop after a winter in a dorm shower and a kegger with your mom.
9/21
2012
ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn moving in with her boyfriend.ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.Willie has a nightmare of his old college days, with ALF as his roommate influencing his ideals.ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.it's your favourite http://t.co/d2IGRQOpslightly creepy voiceover but COOL AND FUN http://t.co/pyKOGA52Show me yours / I’ll show you mine http://t.co/SjzG8cVN #sidlee #toronto
Retweeted by pip scowcroftwhy aren't segways extinct yet?who wants to be my artie? http://t.co/XbrbUO1I[audio] God Thanked For Something He Would Never Do http://t.co/6LfVAkUB
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9/19
2012
man with no hands makes new hands with his own...two......wait............ http://t.co/RvdGoWUa via @ThinkDevGrow
9/18
2012
누워서 침 뱉기. (Spit to the sky while lying down.) #koreanproverb
Retweeted by pip scowcroftcrafts! http://t.co/qP4S0Aoz@ThrillerKnight ah. gotcha.@ThrillerKnight ruh roh......what's going on justin?g'night from new bedroom floor <3 http://t.co/xjCqjBeC
9/17
2012
nothing says happy birthday like a meat pie, right @erinscholz (thank yooooouuuu) http://t.co/a7DfEQCnasylum chic http://t.co/mXVrsqcOmoving my mattress in is playing out like hayden panettiere giving birth to andre the giant. or a normal sized baby.this is happening http://t.co/jJGnhcXO
9/16
2012
ATTENTION TORONTO: do not leave your house if you want to get anywhere in under 6 hours. #polishfest #festfest #fuckfestThe next time your kid has a birthday, prepare them for life by giving them an empty piñata
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9/15
2012
@expatkerri oooooh good one!@JonathanBKing word ... to my fetus.@expatkerri this needs to become a greeting card. i will start thinking of shell/tortoise puns.trying on a giant tortoise shell, #galapagos islands / 거복이 껍질안에 잇어요^^ http://t.co/g9Sp26vL
Retweeted by pip scowcroftwhat about you? http://t.co/cleOU5Jb@SaraGolish let's have a hoot next weekend! but not you know where. (#hooters)@SeanDFitzgerald whoa whoa whoa. i did not spend the night. but yes. so good!@SeanDFitzgerald @shadkmusic so happy right now.heartwarming til it's gross. http://t.co/u6pi2y0ohi @plantandanimal i like your music. especially your lyrics. but mostly everything. you like haikus? maybe on the road http://t.co/4GKhxw16how I feel sometimes. (not this time, of course.) http://t.co/l7j4XHsoThis was the weirdest night of my life.
9/14
2012
yep. he's defo drunk enough for yew nork yew nork. #karaokedoesn't matter how poor you are at #karaoke
9/13
2012

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