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pip scowcroft @pippawallis i'm having a really good time.

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@JennyFingers come back early pleasethe sky's playing tricks on me.
12/1
2012
for today (the stuff stories are made of): http://t.co/dwkuzuEPHow love works: Stendhal on "crystallization" and the 7 stages of love – a 1822 gem http://t.co/nssK6AX7
Retweeted by pip scowcroftlook who else is going to work... http://t.co/DQwfKiTx
11/29
2012
@jlukeadams yep. never.how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a beaver is basically what you're asking here. #tonguetwistersIRLpeter piper picked a peck of nothing because no one ever says that. #tonguetwistersIRLshe sells seashells by the creepy italian guy selling sno cones. #tonguetwistersIRL
11/28
2012
such a nice little nook..til you have a bad idea and they lock you up for 10 minutes. http://t.co/Vl4ZWxn7
11/27
2012
http://t.co/oS2vxFLG and a little living room shifty-hip shuffleTV 4 BRUNCH: Murder, She Wrote - Season 11, Episode 11 - An Egg to Die For
11/25
2012
"Yum I got a peanut." -@bspritzatta girl, pip. #homebefore12
11/24
2012
holy sheesh. http://t.co/HjkyQmO8
11/23
2012
today is hard.did i cry? #drunklastnightdid i dance real good? #drunklastnightdo you now know everything about my rough childhood? #drunklastnightdid i talk about my ideas for children's books? #drunklastnightdid i tell all my secrets? #drunklastnight
11/22
2012
oscar who? @SidLee http://t.co/tXoJELh6don't get *that* drunk at work..don't get *that* drunk at work...don't get *that* drunk at work...thanks for the best day ever @SidLee!!!@SidLee girls play flip cup the best. photos to follow.
11/21
2012
new favourite not-new song: http://t.co/upa9ClZhhigh on life you guys. life and barbiturates. kidding. life stinks. kidding again. weee.
11/19
2012
Dad after Skyfall: Yes Moneypenny. She always wanted Bond for a boyfriend. But it was strictly plutonic.parades. (rolls eyes)
11/18
2012
just bought some detox tea. gonna pat myself on the back with a jack and coke.
11/17
2012
supercute dead things http://t.co/F9AHf6iB
11/16
2012
billy bob thornton as president in love actually #grossmia character's face in love actually #weirdkeira knightley's mouth talking in love actually #worst #actuallythe kid in love actually.Tomorrow I do standup for 24hrs for the @stephenlewisfdn to help fight against the AIDS pandemic in Africa sponsor/Rt http://t.co/0pf8tIwP
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11/15
2012
@MericMandrews don't like it. don't like it one bit.partying in an old jail now. mixed emotions. too many people here not realizing what went on here. http://t.co/J4MwPWokat mugshots. don't feel well already.hello everyone. once and for all, this is weird. #tony #ottawa #helpme
11/11
2012
@erinscholz wuz here. http://t.co/VGbH7KR0@expatkerri spendin (come drink wine with me)voted coolest booth at ottawa food and wine. by me. 6 drinks me. http://t.co/3s0E2Gg3wine count: dunno. beer count: all of themI wish there was karaoke here.where is kevin brauch!???caw. wine count: 4 http://t.co/iBFSuCgZabout to start asking everyone if the thirsty traveller's here...here we go. #pinot http://t.co/8GQl2EDnconfused wild turkey in the middle of a major intersection. real happening. #realscreamsbring on the snowfaces.11am. wine count: nil
11/10
2012
k really tho. how am I supposed to say this: nepean."I looked over and I thought you weren't there." @beckiecampbell to me in slightly reclined passenger seat. (wine count: still zero.)liqui-gel count: 4. wine count: zero. so far so not going as planned.at wendys in bowmanville. lots of oldies. 1 screaming baby.@kaitlyn_roland wish you were with us to celebrate your big 29. we'll have a glass of red (or 5) for you! #myteetharegrey <3malls r weird.
11/9
2012
everyone is sneezing. everyone.
11/8
2012
so. tired. booze.
11/7
2012
people are voting.
11/6
2012
"@Bourdain: I want curried goat now !" @erinscholz
11/5
2012
The Wisdom of Psychopaths http://t.co/W7MK7dil
Retweeted by pip scowcroft하룻강아지 호랑이 무서운 줄 모른다. (One-year-old puppy doesn't fear the tiger.) #koreanproverb
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11/3
2012
Serious talk about religion with Brazilian friends. Them: Do you pray? Me: I pray to my therapist. Them: Lol.
11/2
2012
workin the late shift. #fumes #beers #psychos http://t.co/nfLHTHAq
10/31
2012
the people i steal internet from really need to get better internet.guy in a hot dog costume: what are you? me in normal clothes: PMSing
10/30
2012
sitting in transit shelter. hear a radio..?? "Hurricane..bla..bla" +wind+rain+guy hitting payphone for quarters= i'm in an end of days moviepoppy count: 1Here, whole streetcar, listen to my entire conversation. It's not interesting at all. And you have no choice.I send natural disasters to punish mankind for being stupid enough to believe in a God who would send natural disasters to punish it.
Retweeted by pip scowcroft단풍놀이(Danpoong-nori; going out to view the color of autumn leaves) is part of Korean culture. Tree leaves, which... http://t.co/oveR7y5G
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10/29
2012
yeah http://t.co/s50u4zZrthis sound feels good http://t.co/JSnULWNY
10/28
2012
I don't care if you sell couches, or contacts, or prostitutes, or all of those, Face Furniture Optical is the worst name for a store ever.no drug could ever make me feel as funny as being tired does. if you beg to differ, i'm willing to send a self-addressed stamped envelope.(tune of jingle all the way) drink more beers, drink more beers, drink more beers and write, write the lines and drink more beers and hmmmmm
10/26
2012
@crownandanchors not if that somewhere is hell.@IamEnidColeslaw Douchenesebeen saving up my change, all ready to do laundry, now all I need is some detergent and a smidge of giveafuck."You HAVE TO have mojitos for dinner." -$0.99 limes http://t.co/Kjz0UyqA@jlukeadams seahorses!? c'monnnn#10: http://t.co/923YuMwnhow many advil liqui-gels is too many advil liqui-gels?App translates languages during real-time phonecalls | Springwise http://t.co/vwNrzrlO via @springwise
Retweeted by pip scowcroft20-something year-old saves hundreds on therapy, reads this: http://t.co/8DzhGqmmhi @XanaxWarrPrncss ..part of one of your blog posts makes me think you might appreciate this by @ashleybotting: http://t.co/GMfmUUgt@Bar_Deg @JennyFingers uh, SIGN!! "University Of Arkansas Cheerleader With An Awesome Zebra Print Prosthetic Leg http://t.co/CHG4U1WP"
10/25
2012
"갈수록 태산. (As much as you've gone, there's a high mountain.)" = Things get worse and worse. http://t.co/WxpAb7j5
Retweeted by pip scowcroftoh hey @JennyFingers have this choreo down by sunday, k? cool. http://t.co/JtUTdJOhyou can get the death penalty for watching Chocolat without eating chocolat. just don't ask me where.omg you guys wait till I get home and take pics of what I found on the street! #suspense@Bar_Deg no. but they do segway tours around the distillery. we should do one, not ever."oh? have you been in a lot of jails?" (start eavesdropping) "I've been in one. I wasn't arrested though..." (stop eavesdropping)embarrassed people on segways #funny오늘은 당신이 그리워요 <3
10/24
2012
@L_Ront aw fanks!don't feeling good. not care grammars.
10/23
2012
My an idiot what? RT @jeffydahmer85: @kellyoxford wow your an idiot
Retweeted by pip scowcroft"Porn is totally fake. There's no way a guy with a ponytail owns a house that nice."
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10/22
2012

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