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Chris @Runspired Up in the air

Ultrarunner. Tech guy. Focused on building an SDK for the open web.

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Joined Twitter 11/14/08


I would have thought he'd grab it by the wattle. https://t.co/ALicnvGY0aThere's no coming back for a country where "person died after his GoFundMe campaign to pay for insulin came up $50… https://t.co/kd7if0VPwE
Retweeted by Chris1. If you are a Congressional staffer and are sexually harassed by a member of Congress, just follow these simple s… https://t.co/r3UVu5VXPy
Retweeted by ChrisThis is Gustaff. He’s never seen a tennis ball put up such a fight before. 14/10 would assist in the conquering (IG… https://t.co/9M48ZQ7wMH
Retweeted by ChrisAs a U.S. Attorney, Doug Jones locked up Klansmen who murdered four little girls at a church. As a district attor… https://t.co/2J4D8P3HJo
Retweeted by ChrisThis is FUCKED. UP. The #TaxScam hides a clause that lets Trump fire 150+ federal judges, and re-appoint hand-picke… https://t.co/MqkjywzqB7
Retweeted by ChrisUnder the GOP tax plan, a graduate student who is paid $33,000 per year and also receives a tuition waiver of $50,0… https://t.co/Mtm7ZrwjrY
Retweeted by ChrisOver the last 6 mos, my office has investigated a massive scheme to corrupt the @FCC's comment process on… https://t.co/pH5x8By0KC
Retweeted by Chris @amhanstein Suspect an accident underneath the international terminal, the terminals are quiet and dead past that p… https://t.co/T5GDoLgnP2
11/22
2017
1970s gay teachers? they'll molest kids! 1980s gays in your home? they'll molest kids! 1990s gays adopting? they'll… https://t.co/eTye2cAVaw
Retweeted by ChrisRecruiter: hits me at two separate gmail addresses. Same Recruiter on LinkedIn: Hi, I sent an email to your yahoo… https://t.co/8Cs8HxZVbd @mycoliza @SaraJChipps @silentbicycle I'm more interested in the similarities, these dual-sector technologies seem… https://t.co/K3u4Wpu259Just use service-worker-toolbox, they said. Service Workers are easy, they said. Why wouldn't you immediately ship… https://t.co/x3pWnMtGppThis is the greatest new meme. It truly is. https://t.co/qpsShu0NH9#tradition #values #AmericaFirst https://t.co/O7KHCXX6ILA key tenant of Thanksgiving celebration is the bestowing of Traffic Citations upon the less fortunate among us. @nicklockwood I've seen roughly the same quality apps come out of both, except electron apps tend to be closer to a reusable codebase.We just released ember-light-table@1.12.0 with experimental occlusion rendering support by the amazing… https://t.co/PUJt0Ve4eW
Retweeted by ChrisHistory won't be kind to you Ajit. https://t.co/fjDLaodl4u
Retweeted by ChrisI have so many questions: https://t.co/e0MzHSCVFgEmberConf 2018 is just around the corner! Consider taking a moment to submit a talk idea tomorrow (Nov 21):… https://t.co/AnLLZDincG
Retweeted by ChrisMove Fast and Leave Things Better Than You Found Them - my new mantra
Retweeted by Chris @colinmccourt The marathon is easily in your grasp, much easier goal than those other two I wouldn't be worried.
11/21
2017
This might be the most detailed "how I did it" I've ever read and I love it. https://t.co/mDTXY0wmbS @Bromka @BowermanTC But did they do it on a mountain? https://t.co/cWoOyTKRhF @ZachACole @rrhoover TIL :) @melaniersumner I don't think you'd like the humidity, but it's certainly much warmer than Chicago :D (and more expensive) @wbruce Would love to know how you tried them. Been curious :)hello darkness my old friend why are you here it's 4pm
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11/20
2017
@MartinDoms Especially frustrating if you are panning along a trail and either cross a road or zoom out a little: i… https://t.co/6Q5gFXH9Ur @MartinDoms Even more basic than that. Google often won't paint trails on the map because it doesn't see them as primary conduits.It still boggles my mind that google maps does not have a "Trails" mode.Redskins: please forget our recent statements, these allegations were ill advised. https://t.co/JXBwBByH1ERedskins last week: Case Keenum is an all time great QB. Redskins this week: Drew Brees is trash. @KevinDavus @AdamRackis But that's my business and even if I do I still want picked up and dropped off on the more respectable street. @KevinDavus @AdamRackis Now everyone is certain that I live in a tent ⛺️ in an alley with a prostitution ring hooke… https://t.co/GnDVXLz4AN @KevinDavus @AdamRackis In turn this ended up training both their algorithm and waze /google maps to actually belie… https://t.co/FNAiATB8as @KevinDavus @AdamRackis This leads to constant frustration and hilarity because they drop my destination pin in imp… https://t.co/RWBbH3Ffsm @KevinDavus @AdamRackis Which is part of the problem because Uber/Lyft send approximates to 3rd party mapping not the actual destination(s)ok the comments on this photo of a clay tablet might be my new favorite tumblr comment thread. I love this place so… https://t.co/d9Zscg2gyk
Retweeted by ChrisThey fuckin made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm https://t.co/m1yVM6hBYM
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11/19
2017
Charles Kushner: I was disbarred and jailed as a felon after blackmailing my sister with that tape of the tryst I e… https://t.co/8PZXokfnWs
Retweeted by Chris @Bromka @PortlandPilotXC Sounds like an interesting story; got a link for reading?Wow https://t.co/uaNOMB4PNB
Retweeted by Chris @TrevorKienzle @Stanford Seems mostly emptyMeet @UChicago’s second-ever @NCAADIII Cross Country NATIONAL CHAMPION. Congrats, @khia_kurtenbach 👏🏻🏁🏆 #d3xchttps://t.co/XXlg96s19G
Retweeted by Chris @ddritzenhein Have they ever not? That's the real story ;)
11/18
2017
@jessfraz The air is too clean. It's like clean sheets plus shower.. feels all wrong. Gotta sneeze to rebalance the air!Raise your hand if you saw this coming. Literally everyone? Okay. Great. Now what can we do to punish the people i… https://t.co/mM67z0cpd4
Retweeted by ChrisHotbed of Misinformation https://t.co/7zMc7Rj9zZ
Retweeted by ChrisThe most Japanese headline you’ll see today. https://t.co/zPcsipPTAF
Retweeted by ChrisDonald Trump has been accused of raping a 13-year-old, raping his ex-wife and attempting to rape a female business… https://t.co/FOF0gptWxN
Retweeted by ChrisYou're totally right. Would have been so less bad if he'd just grabbed her by the p*%sy instead. https://t.co/CXaErEuwwL @sarah_edo High velocity blood... err toothpaste spatter. Totally puts you at the scene of the crime.
11/17
2017
@IAmGKennedy @berkeleybike @Strava Why?Icing my feet, started a timer. Now I'm nervous that I'm being watched and I can't run. https://t.co/10hjxyGZOa @typeoneerror I'm glad you see the point :PI re-up this story every time Sgt. Ronald Watts is in the news. Sondra Cartwright is still the bravest Chicagoan I'… https://t.co/XQZ73VQvJm
Retweeted by Chris @adamzea @mackersbac @w3c The web is much more inclusive and open without graceful degradation and progressive enhancement.Progressive Enhancement and Graceful Degradation: @mackersbac I think you missed the sarcasm :P GD and PE aren't standards and are broken ideas. @adamzea @mackersbac Utter nonsense. @pete_schuster @locks @mattmcmanus @emberjs The Switch makes Nintendo an even better analogy for Ember. @mattmcmanus @pete_schuster @emberjs It's been "dead" since before it was ever released ;) Folks don't like the anti-hype. @mackersbac @adamzea @itsmichaelwest @LinkedIn There is a standard for graceful degradation, it's called EOL.TL;DR Uber isn't testing their cars on anything remotely close to realistic conditions yet. https://t.co/haF3JRd0LRI don't think @Nike is self-aware enough to realize that this is an absolutely horrible thing. https://t.co/MOXl2E5eYG"in order to determine what went wrong..." THE DRUG WAR. https://t.co/HGhHUKDz42
Retweeted by Chris @chapello @scottfaubs El pollo vagabundo
11/16
2017
@jonathansampson @dstorey Don't listen to him, the clients are in the right! @ZachACole Heading over there now myself :DTwitter has stripped the verification off of white supremacists Richard Spencer and Jason Kessler. It's also suspe… https://t.co/MTlZR0JC9a
Retweeted by Chris @jagthedrummer How does it feel to drive the yet-another-library fatigue lifecycle?Seems likely to fizzle but also happy to see this beginning: https://t.co/w6z9EbZXHT.@pzuraq has been working on bringing ES Classes to @emberjs - check out this quick guide to learn how you can use… https://t.co/rz6luERk5K
Retweeted by Chris1: 2017 is such an exciting time for the web, and I'm loving how much it's fitting in with the Glimmer work. - W… https://t.co/S2MzmoxRXy
Retweeted by Chris @adharanand @runcamille Oh yes, I've followed the story! Absolutely amazing :) Just couldn't resist the snide remar… https://t.co/e1uPILmm0B @adharanand @runcamille I don't see it. @mattlindner Slush season?
11/15
2017

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