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6/19
2018
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6/18
2018
#TuesdayThoughts https://t.co/pfvG8H3HWA
6/12
2018
@realDonaldTrump ...Are you talking in the third person?Augmented reality pool table https://t.co/l4wQLMAWoV
5/30
2018
How to find out if your dog is a vampire https://t.co/jsG3R9528G
5/28
2018
@realDonaldTrump You've spent more than that on golf trips
5/20
2018
Latest photo of Pluto https://t.co/Cs0XuzIqVn
5/13
2018
Sup https://t.co/Hpz66Ukwk9Is this aimed to perfectly capture your double-chin? Who is this for?! https://t.co/piuyQnV5t0
5/7
2018
Best friends https://t.co/QF5LLvBWtH
5/2
2018
Barack Swolbama https://t.co/4X1k23LDBO
4/16
2018
@realDonaldTrump Why aren't you tweeting about the jobs report?
4/6
2018
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3/17
2018
Ready for battle https://t.co/DGiKOJHoEc😂😂😂 https://t.co/eZVPV5pA1M
3/12
2018
Are you kidding me??? https://t.co/RKJUzIOFJm#Olympics #PyeongChang2018 https://t.co/wwJuw9yMCV
2/25
2018
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2/23
2018
A wild young monkey is welcomed back by his family when he is released after 3 weeks of treatment for a leg injury https://t.co/RuHkiscMQr
2/18
2018
There's a cat on this cat 🤔 https://t.co/bp0EyEqyVd
2/16
2018
When you're chill with every group of friend https://t.co/KyAaOY4Kis
2/11
2018
Boat engines should be measured in Seahorse power.
2/8
2018
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2/7
2018
When you take an Uber instead of walking three blocks https://t.co/nJFiP671Yn
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2018
Want. https://t.co/oY971eKsB8https://t.co/fAsSHGBzS4
2/2
2018
Perks of working at the animal hospital https://t.co/Kqnqb4Z8Fn
1/31
2018
EVERY MORNING Me: wow! That was a crazy dream. Brain (8 sec later): what dream? #sundaymorning https://t.co/BfMcB3kPjKSimple math https://t.co/Ygpkz9uOVb
1/30
2018
Same https://t.co/ZX1tzxY0B6
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2018
The Cow Whisperer https://t.co/gGv6AQL36R
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2018
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2017
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2017
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2017
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2017
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2017
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2017
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2017
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11/25
2017
Evolution of the EarPods https://t.co/8M3oL2ddcS
11/21
2017
Is he 7 or 45? https://t.co/ELwaQOHuPJ
10/15
2017
#hurricaneirma2017 https://t.co/wAArXXEQEL
9/10
2017
Wonder what's going on here 🤔 https://t.co/4RkrLiH8qj
8/1
2017
Goals https://t.co/LQIpYfN7Kl
7/10
2017
When you type "hehe" instead of "haha" https://t.co/TvSSZ3ZCrp
7/6
2017
Face swapping done right https://t.co/hscKPRVoPk
7/5
2017
How would you best describe your dating history? Me: https://t.co/06ccrmkZ7c @mrsharma @EggrolI https://t.co/WFPqES9TbN
6/27
2017
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6/24
2017
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6/21
2017
Largest star ever discovered compared to Earth https://t.co/hdkQXnF2yd
6/19
2017
Come on, obstruction of justice! Daddy needs a new President. *blows on dice, rolls em* #ComeyHearing
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2017
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2017
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2017
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2017
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5/9
2017
Donald Trump looks so young here! https://t.co/CBfjIQN7mD
5/1
2017
#Happy420 https://t.co/dknk2F7ZxD
4/20
2017
An entire DSLR camera, disassembled. https://t.co/0yqKCeo9Id
4/11
2017
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4/9
2017
Looks like the kids are doing well! https://t.co/HqBdAHzuBG🖕 from 71,836 light years away https://t.co/auydPVXrbF
4/4
2017
Chance the raptor https://t.co/XMRV1mEyc4
Retweeted by Seriously!Why was Melania Trump's portrait taken in front of the Muppet Babies Window? https://t.co/mP3Q26u1k11965: "I bet there will be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the year 2000" 2017: https://t.co/oJ92tPWc3T
4/3
2017
Best. Day. Ever. https://t.co/xRxlEY3vfu
4/2
2017
Best Tesla license plate. https://t.co/4iwJxCkSn6 @ProductHunt @andreasklinger not cool ☚ī¸
3/30
2017
IKEA knows what's up https://t.co/KALrx63vNOChuck O'Rear with his famous photograph. Anyone recognize this photo? đŸ’ģ https://t.co/I6Zp7GCW4XMorgan Freeman, age 8. https://t.co/N4tnJYv5Gm
3/28
2017
Preach. https://t.co/d6xQ1tCNv2Driving to work on Monday https://t.co/Si7mGX57XK
3/27
2017
BuzzFeed now has its own brand of coffee, complete with a quiz to help you decide which bean best suits you https://t.co/vkfeO9b3S5
Retweeted by Seriously!
3/21
2017
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3/16
2017
Thanks Amazon 🤔 https://t.co/nWTBQl0rTH
3/15
2017

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