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Comic. My Sexy Podcast. Writer on TBS's Search Party. Transparent. Baba to Wolfie. https://t.co/ZOkMXzAoun

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Joined Twitter 2/23/09


i am horny for change and justice
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesOk. But what was in Amber Guyger’s blood when she broke in and murdered him? https://t.co/Ex6J6rqn9V
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9/14
2018
@thesillysully @TheEastsiderLA Did you find out if she passed away for sure? We were there but cleared the patio eventually it was so sad.
9/13
2018
@NikkiGlaser !!!! @steph_89_1973 @RoadWarriorWon @bertkreischer 💃🏽❤️🙌🏾💪🏾👐🏾✌🏽
9/12
2018
@RoadWarriorWon @bertkreischer Thank you!!!
9/11
2018
So there’s been a lot going on but I just want to say, I was grateful to have the opportunity to play on that stage… https://t.co/rd8Ju0WRiR
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees(2/2) When a woman is emotional, she’s “hysterical” and she’s penalized for it. When a man does the same, he’s “out… https://t.co/oFv3MsVYJs
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9/10
2018
@AugustusPrew Does this mean you’re done w snuggle mode?
9/9
2018
We got a bunch of loud and funny people (@FortuneFunny, @AriShaffir, @Jokoy, @MazJobrani, @SabrinaJalees) to do som… https://t.co/wxDnZOZHsI
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9/8
2018
This is the moment the world has been waiting for. Watch as @fortunefunny @SabrinaJalees @JoKoy @AriShaffir and I i… https://t.co/P3W0UJhW53
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @pelicanbreath @bertkreischer @bertcast Yayyyyyy thanks dudey @pagnasty @bertkreischer Thank you!!! 🐥 @fearlessuburbia Awwww wishing you guys the bestttttt thank you! @shoelessmoron Thank youuuuu!!!
9/7
2018
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! ❤️👏🏽👐🏾 BEING GAY IS 💃🏽💪🏾❤️🤙🏾 https://t.co/5UEP2ouxIF @AbrissErik @RossScarano @kylekinane @thesheertruth @pattonoswalt @annadrezen @electrolemon @ihatejoelkimhttps://t.co/tEhY43I68yA new form of pain I have discovered is being caught between two people flirting like some kind of involuntary tapas plate
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees"The deeper I’ve gotten into stand-up, the more I’ve realized the most important thing, for me, is building materia… https://t.co/MjZNWcORPN
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesThank you to @kylekinane @thesheertruth @pattonoswalt @annadrezen @electrolemon @ihatejoelkim @SabrinaJaleeshttps://t.co/CvbbxM90aj
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesKamala is so good that i’m literally questioning if *I* talked to someone at that law firm https://t.co/tNWrFfrd6K
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9/6
2018
@ghouligann Yesssssssss!!!
9/5
2018
Nah. Short supply if you aren’t truly looking, listening, learning. Short supply if you’re just calling agencies an… https://t.co/lumanH9F4Y
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9/2
2018
👀👀👀 get away from me 👀👀👀 https://t.co/yeoiUSj5uD @JTfirstman @gcharlesrogers you guys are too cute. https://t.co/Msbi3UU0zv
9/1
2018
GOOD MORNING FROM THE MINT BUNNY! https://t.co/7y9GliTZRSIT ME! https://t.co/Hi2BmQj32T @macgyversen @jennarosaa Yes of course I have aunts that wear hijabs and everyones that wear tittie hijabs @Creirwry Yessss 🙌🏾✌🏽🤙🏾 @thackory @FastCompany 👏🏽 @theute_ Thank you!! @jennarosaa Yessss ❤️💪🏾 @AtalayaPin @NetflixES Yessss great discovery
8/31
2018
Tonight at @ucbtla: life changing advice, comedy, and a Hello Dolly-themed trivia game! @ihatejoelkim is too succes… https://t.co/QaC3B0lNkd
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8/30
2018
@jacquelinenovak Lololololololol
8/29
2018
Finally being acknowledged for my main thingy. Thank you @FastCompany https://t.co/1H2IGkapNx
8/28
2018
@TheRoot @amandaseales This is great 💪🏾🙌🏾🤙🏾👌🏼
8/26
2018
@JSchabl CORRECTWe are less than one week from The Cure with special guest co-host @SabrinaJalees! It would honestly be wild for yo… https://t.co/Slrr23SZcx
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesVIdeo: @KeshiaChante is at home with @SabrinaJalees to talk #Netflix special and life with her wife, a new adorable… https://t.co/EH1siFbm0l
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8/25
2018
So crazy that the new iPhone is a baby. https://t.co/HJOIKCpVKoWolfie went to the zoo and saw zero animals but several waterfalls. For more on Wolfie watch his Entertainment Toni… https://t.co/FIlJGLOKeRJust got off the phone with GREAT NEWS! Comedy legend, native Long Islander & wearer of jorts @KenMarino will be j… https://t.co/oIH7LcEHla
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8/24
2018
THIS IS YES https://t.co/cP77sdg1d5CANADA! I’ll be on @ETCanada tonight at 7:30 with baby Wolfie xo https://t.co/Yi4vdECt7t
8/23
2018
This woman’s one-star review of an Austin Powers-themed bar is a good reminder that while we feminists have been fo… https://t.co/mEyCsYyZHn
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8/22
2018
My grandma and her friend have been besties since 1938. https://t.co/yvQqrWe2OS
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesI wanna go back to school!!! 😃👌🏽💯✅ https://t.co/lCzG620E0Y
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8/21
2018
When God* closes a Jackie Tohn door he opens a @SabrinaJalees window. Happy to welcome Sabrina to @JoinTheDynastyhttps://t.co/jUM9pHUXbs
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @haushynka COOL!! Hope I can make it out to my almost-namesake town one day. Fun fact: my mom is Swiss but was born in Brazil!
8/20
2018
Tonight I’m hosting @PictureThisShow at the Downtown Independent in #DTLA w/ a 🔥 line up @corneezy @SabrinaJaleeshttps://t.co/4C5Jwk1V7g
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8/17
2018
Just so we all don’t forget what the fuck were fighting for: https://t.co/lUKsdpRkNa
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8/16
2018
MY COUSIN SO TALENTED!!! https://t.co/ILIozK7oDh
8/15
2018
@Wrath_of_Shaw Agreed @MikeOdenthal ❤️❤️❤️✌🏽🐘🦉My pleasure!!
8/14
2018
@MikeOdenthal Thank youuuuu!!!
8/13
2018
“Who here poops?” Live from ⁦@justforlaughs⁩ w/ ⁦@bryansafi⁩ ⁦@ihatejoelkim⁩ ⁦@SabrinaJalees⁩ https://t.co/e2sn8uj87v
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8/12
2018
@GimmeSam @netflix @MichelleButeau @SamJayComic @philwang Sam pls get us private jet to uk @JennyCrill @nicolebyer GREAT OPINIONS I LIKEEEEHey y’all I dropped an album !!! GO STREAM THAT SHIT https://t.co/ZkuMmBcC4K
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8/10
2018
Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.
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8/8
2018
@SamJayComic @GimmeSam @netflix @MichelleButeau @philwang ❤️❤️❤️❤️HELLO LOVE YOU TOO WELCOME! https://t.co/HcQfiKJbU5TUES @ucbtla $7/8pm Sabrina Jalees, Will Weldon, Anna Seregina, M.K. Paulsen, & Subhah Agarwal + yours hosts… https://t.co/Lb47PfoJTa
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8/7
2018
@GlitterCheese how are you bish.@homphiliapod— with @daveholmes, @ihatejoelkim, @SabrinaJalees and @mattmcconkey. #JFLMTL #JFLComedyPRO https://t.co/h9bGaJLJck
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @WillisaTaylor yessss thank you!
8/2
2018
@BadaBigBoom @authenticpaint @megh_wright @Hannahgadsby @saraschaefer1 I think you may be confused. There's a beat… https://t.co/NrsLuZtl1B
8/1
2018
@SamJayComic @NetflixIsAJoke and WE SHIT
7/31
2018
Find out what @SamJayComic and @SabrinaJalees do to prep for a show and catch The Comedy Lineup streaming now! https://t.co/PdeoY4cOLA
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @AnxiousAdventur Hmmmm- you should download a bunch of my sexy podcast- they’re a bit old but a lot good :) @GlitterCheese @AndyKindler I’m jealous of whoever is in the shuttle we were in. It’s really the comfiest and most… https://t.co/86OSW3y4iB
7/30
2018
@meganamram Me 2 pleaseMe realizing @SabrinaJalees is gunning for me! @justforlaughs #JFLMTL https://t.co/1Wd73TxOBO
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @AndyKindler I’m interested in buying one of your scripts if you’d just turn around and networkWhat a fun night at the @Trevornoah Just for Laughs gala tonight with @moshekasher @dulcesloan @DeAnne_Smithhttps://t.co/3N6MaQeQjV
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @steelerfangonzo WELCOME!
7/29
2018
Bagel party! @SabrinaJalees @themaemartin #truTVatJFL #JFLMTL https://t.co/oKc7YPQS7q
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @aimee_i_am Yessssss spit those pizza rolls girlblessings https://t.co/XeFjZqrhsj
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7/28
2018
New episode of my podcast Why Won’t You Date Me is up! With @SabrinaJalees she very funny have a dang listen on iTu… https://t.co/qRCvl2n5uZ
Retweeted by Sabrina Jaleestonight, 7pm -- come see audio video installation & archives i've been working on the past month with my new dear f… https://t.co/KaSNaJqFE0
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesCONGRATS!!!!! This is huge for both of us 🤳🏽💃🏽👑🐥 https://t.co/yz2h4lmPPg
7/27
2018
Montreal, do you even care that our guest for our show on Saturday is the absolutely brilliant and hysterical stan… https://t.co/FyeRNP5SEb
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7/26
2018
What’s happening? I’ll tell you what’s happening. @RunningLateShow TONIGHT at @mainlinetheatre in Montreal at midni… https://t.co/G4gt7EpEl4
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesYESSSSS #1 FAN @VeraSaysThis https://t.co/eWhRljyahU
7/25
2018
Nia Wilson was a rapper, so her sister out here blasted some of her music #sayhername https://t.co/MpUSIHlIqX
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @laurenduca Don’t wanna break the chain @JefferySelf I miss you so publiclyMe three. https://t.co/NeqxQov1cLa tribute to #NiaWilson. please share her story and remain vocal about what’s happening in America. if there’s an… https://t.co/fYB2ittTK5
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees😎 MINE TOO 😍 https://t.co/uf33AX1VkM @ikarencliche @justforlaughs CANCEL EVERYTHING- GET A PRIVATE JET @fagstein @TheMaeMartin Omg double high five friend! 🙌🏾 @sumocher Thank youuuuu @fagstein @DeAnne_Smith @TigNotaro Don’t bother- queer comedy or nothing (see @TheMaeMartin and @GlitterCheese too)The last time I hung out with @SabrinaJalees in 2014 we had a bunch of drinks and it was pretty funny. I think this… https://t.co/ZVw99PilcR
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7/24
2018

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