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Comic. My Sexy Podcast. Writer on TBS's Search Party. Transparent. Baba to Wolfie. https://t.co/ZOkMXzAoun

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This #TalentTuesday we're happy to feature two new additions to our Caribbean, Bermuda and NYC cruise. Please welco… https://t.co/WO8Kv4JBnI
Retweeted by Sabrina Jaleesoar me goar I got to make an episode of "How Many Questions?" w/ @SabrinaJalees & @GlitterCheese at #JFL and it is… https://t.co/sQ4jKG7lA9
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12/12
2018
@boburnham @jacquelinenovak @zinoman I’d love to get in on this. Sup y’all https://t.co/bZ39yQ207d
12/9
2018
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯 @GeorgeaBrooks ALBUM OUT AND THIS IS THE ‘MERICAN LINK https://t.co/VL2kz4j0qY https://t.co/BaMSXaoJzJ
12/7
2018
SAN FRAN! We're doing #HahaWow Live at @SFSketchfest this year with our favorites @SabrinaJalees @Blacktress and… https://t.co/NqArlJ3WXr
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12/6
2018
when my friend brings me to a straight bar https://t.co/AHtWa50CPD
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @GeorgeaBrooks YOU’RE WELX
12/5
2018
So proud to be co-producing this show with @5050by2020_! Come support intersectional equity in Hollywood while laug… https://t.co/OPA84gF4k7
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11/28
2018
It should tell us something about her home country that a mother is willing to travel 2,000 miles with her 4-month… https://t.co/zuRaRZFaSy
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11/27
2018
YES @GlitterCheese @emmyblotnick @janellejcomic ARE GENIUSES AND THIS ARTICLE KNOWS IT https://t.co/2FRgr69zG4
11/25
2018
Oh my God. https://t.co/pL2yYXrdVz
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesWHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY T… https://t.co/8egicF3UaZ
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11/24
2018
I would read a book of Ariana Grande filleting Piers Morgan on Twitter. THANK YOU NEXT PIERS FOR REAL.Ellen is an incredible & kind human being.. I use my talent AND my sexuality all the time because i choose to. wome… https://t.co/5O7KgOrU2n
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11/21
2018
1) White people sometimes ask me how they can be an ally. @EllenPompeo puts on a master class in how to be one. 2)… https://t.co/w21NIax1Cx
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11/20
2018
My new album PASTA is available today! I can’t wait for you to hear it. https://t.co/QQXE07HlYV https://t.co/rsfFAVLOpY
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11/19
2018
@nicolebyer I can make it happen but you have live in a glass ball @nicolebyer You wanna marry this lalloo???
11/18
2018
COWORKER: I hate that it’s getting darker earlier. Don’t you hate wh— ME: https://t.co/kl2Nzr8uOi
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesMe when it’s a new Shark Tank. https://t.co/hoTD6142FX @ampersandbaby ❤️❤️❤️❤️
11/17
2018
@ReachRachelA @SophiaBush Lol you’ve cracked the goal of the night
11/14
2018
@CraigRowin congrats. it's soooo you.putting on makeup feels like marking a crime scene on your face. here’s the outline of where the eyes were last found
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesThe @hellosunshine tour is in Minneapolis tonight. Ready to see @Luvvie @SabrinaJalees @priyaparker @RWitherspoon ☀️ #HSxTogether
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11/13
2018
1. @FoxNews, why can’t any of your anchors say my name correctly? It’s been 5 months. 2. It is bizarre to see 1%-s… https://t.co/ozEeO4Q2Gj
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11/12
2018
@NMArenstein YESSSS @hybender @nycomedyfest @ucbtny THANK YOU HY!.@SabrinaJalees (FOX, NBC, TBS, Netflix) is an irresistible dynamo #standup who could make reading a grocery list h… https://t.co/mvNGSk0oQT
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11/10
2018
NY: I’M TAKING BACK THE HOUSE https://t.co/rQ3vfoMrXS https://t.co/L4sfIAZERt
11/7
2018
PLS VOTE (4 WOLFIE) https://t.co/CvvsyDvpz0
11/6
2018
Excited for the UCB headline series at @ucbtny this year with @megangailey @lizzycooperman @SabrinaJaleeshttps://t.co/KRZDnA8KrF
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesThe guy who murdered 11 people at a synagogue, and the guy who sent the mail bombs, and the guy who shot up a yoga… https://t.co/68MgSk5Nnd
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesNot for much longer...me nor my people would ever be at or around one of those tragic rallies, so thanks for the h… https://t.co/K3HdjZGH5V
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @GlitterCheese Started from the (seeing a man finger his) bottom now we here.
11/5
2018
Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc th… https://t.co/S1KLgEMmc8
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesOmg thank you for catching this!!!! Yayayayay! https://t.co/aq4ATlOIKj
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11/3
2018
EXCITED TO BE IN NY FOR @nycomedyfest DOING THIS @RollingStone PANEL AT 3pm AND A SHOW AT @ucbcomedy AT 8! CLICK CL… https://t.co/F724t5Cgv0
11/1
2018
DON’T FORGET TO DRESS LIKE A BEAR AND NAP TODAY. https://t.co/2sj42klz8lI don’t wanna say it’s cause Wolfie did punch up but Wolfie did punch up. https://t.co/Sry9NkjjCdTruly a treat on this Hallow’s Eve: @GlitterCheese Netflix spesh is out and you will love https://t.co/05F3PHlhy6
10/31
2018
@CaraSearch Yessss now watch @GlitterCheese it just came out today!!Available on Netflix now!!! https://t.co/6a0cqmL5qB
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10/30
2018
@MatteoLane Thank you for this compliment about my new tude and I’ll let my cat know your thoughts
10/29
2018
Get ready: The #HSxTogether tour is stopping in Minneapolis on November 13th! Get tickets to see @SophiaBush,… https://t.co/7J5TYXMiCB
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10/27
2018
People celebrating Megyn Kelly leaving like she’s not getting 69 (nice) million dollars to sit at home. A real puni… https://t.co/VHY431U38u
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10/25
2018
When your friend is beautiful and brilliant and black and smart and funny as hell and looks damn good in a retro pu… https://t.co/kO1FiQI4A0
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesYou guys! Voting by mail is so fucking chic. Today I voted in my underwear, calmly perusing LAPod’s voter guide and… https://t.co/9qYk0FvTmB
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @GeorgeaBrooks SahreeeeeeeGood morning to my trans siblings! You are loved, seen, and validated. You have countless millions of allies behind… https://t.co/VwDw2JwRoo
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10/23
2018
@TransLifeline is a wonderful group of good people that provides suicide prevention support specification for trans… https://t.co/sUcOv635Se
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesWe will always, always, always stand with our beautiful, unique and strong trans community. ❤️🙌🏾💪🏾❤️ https://t.co/SAf0GODwq7Out stand up comedian, TV writer, and actor @SabrinaJalees is working with Diablo Cody on new QWOC @FOXTV series… https://t.co/6WdtQQvBjG
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesHAVE U EVER SEEN A BITCH PLAY FLUTE THEN HIT THE SHOOT? https://t.co/aVy3E6kIVF
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10/21
2018
@theDarcyMichael He’s gonna be interviewing around Xmas time @VeraSaysThis Of course you did 👐🏾💪🏾👏🏾🙌🏾 @LianeBalaban ❤️❤️❤️💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 thank you!!! @brianddunn 🙌🏾🔥❤️ @BarbaraBarna Thank youuuuu!!
10/19
2018
WOLFIE WILL GHOST WRITE! https://t.co/3TpnsFgxyJ.@SabrinaJalees kicking the show off with some GUSTO #superseriousshow #thevirgil https://t.co/CSFS6jPjnR
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesYou really have to be so uncertain of your own masculinity to concern yourself with how another man carries his chi… https://t.co/MggU8bBd3s
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10/18
2018
The last presidential election turned on fewer than 100,000 votes in three states. More people go to Coachella. The… https://t.co/JtJlYxwGbf
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesThe New York Times says GO SEE MY SISTER'S MOVIE!!! https://t.co/Ccd6wY01su
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesLast month was a wild ride. You’re not gonna want to miss tonight’s show either! (📷: Callie Biggerstaff) https://t.co/JjCnXSYzig
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10/17
2018
If you’re at least 18 years old you can vote people in that want to stop this. Right now all 3 branches are run by… https://t.co/rsotPEOvav
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @MattRogersTho Until my management team gets the official offer I WON’T sleepTexas should lead the conversation on rewriting our immigration laws. Let's start by protecting the 200,000 Dreamer… https://t.co/SErCeT0Mgo
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @MattRogersTho If I’m not on this I will stage a protest @ihatejoelkim @caseyrosewilson Wait who is Gail?? What did she do??
10/12
2018
Sharing this sweet tender vid of my sweet tender dad and I talking about me being sweet tender and gay. Be you- it’… https://t.co/eoLfSA4C8MHigh-five if #NationalComingOutDay landing on #DayoftheGirl makes complete sense for you. ❤️
10/11
2018
people BEEN gay
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesCheck out @sabrinajalees on Ep 23 today!!! She and her wifey had a Wolfie! (Plus...I kinda have some news...very va… https://t.co/Gmwu7leBJb
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10/10
2018
YES LISTEN ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND YES! https://t.co/ulGQYFLAQxtis I, the only living girl in New York with wired headphones https://t.co/0QkwOy3SRD
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesOctober 17th at @TheVirgil! @SabrinaJalees w/ @fahimanwar @jondaly @littleesther @blairsocci @Punkiejohnson & a… https://t.co/stwdZKb9ET
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @toddbarry @GlitterCheese @dunkindonuts Send liza and Todd and I some gift cards- we love them!
10/9
2018
@sheilamu ❤️😍❤️Just discovered that @SabrinaJalees is the author of one of my all time favourite tweets so now you should go suppo… https://t.co/w5LXVkevBX
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10/7
2018
can’t stop, won’t stop watching this https://t.co/XPXpAe4L6E
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesWell guys, hopefully you’re getting trashed tonight and noting all the crimes you didn’t commit on your calendars s… https://t.co/43kjUIErYW
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10/6
2018
In other news: Shauna flew to South Carolina and put Wolfie in her mama’s entryway and I can’t stop watching. ❤️ https://t.co/W2trnsloHZhttps://t.co/uRCdxJpxl1Terrifying that we're all hoping for a solid from man named flake.
10/4
2018
@GlitterCheese @primalpoly LolWell hello there! We have a brand new episode of IW with @SabrinaJalees @kleethepimp @naz_osmanoglu and @NadiaKamilhttps://t.co/cw6acpajVZ
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10/2
2018
Stephanie, you and your husband are losers. The show went wonderfully! After it, you whined to my friend/opener hop… https://t.co/LqTlQ3mVqs
Retweeted by Sabrina Jaleeswomen defending kavanaugh, c’mere, you got a little something on your heart
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10/1
2018
1. For me, this exchange between Kavanaugh and Klobuchar was ... I won't say triggering but it really made and impr… https://t.co/qVhw1JKPTh
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees❤️❤️🔐 Omg @lizmeriwether you are 🙌🏾👐🏾☝🏽 https://t.co/I85tf0NZXu
9/29
2018
Awareness of Y.A.A.C is the first step to preventing it. Netflix comedians care about you. Watch as @JoKoy,… https://t.co/WUps9Lln42
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesWhat’s a fitting punishment for scumbag predators? asked & answered brilliantly by @SabrinaJalees on @Netflix / #TheComedyLineup. 🍷
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesSame. https://t.co/tL6wHgD6UC
Retweeted by Sabrina JaleesThose 2 women in the elevator are proof that you don't always need a crowd or a march, you just need to show up.
Retweeted by Sabrina Jalees @_lucindanicole_ ME TOOOOOOO
9/28
2018
@bertkreischer 😭😭😭
9/27
2018

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