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The only mouse in comedy 🐁

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Joined Twitter 3/15/09


@MaryJayne Hey thank you sweet woman xxx @bethanyjs22 hello- if it’s starts at 8 you’ll be done before 10, if it starts at 7.30 then usually done by 9.15 th… https://t.co/9DpURZAecA @roanneba Love this! I’ll lay out biscuits to entice them? ❤️
11/20
2018
@jackthorne Oh once I’m in I don’t come out. @jackthorne You’re doing gods work 🙌🏽Opening up and being vulnerable is the most masculine thing you can do #internationalmensday https://t.co/BuJMQ4chqU
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe @Kathbum @mane_london @Jen_Michalski I don’t want to victim blame but if you always look so hot we’re always going to want to copy you. 🌷❤️
11/19
2018
We all need to hear this! ❤️ https://t.co/PzxF3cD6hW
11/17
2018
@StaceyDooley I was in awe of you even *before* Strictly! 😍There is nothing this clever, funny, brilliant woman can’t do- her book is important and fantastic ❤️ https://t.co/y67IG5gEB6
11/16
2018
Hi @sarapascoe would you be able to share our campaign? Support the Feminist Library Crowdfunder - they need to rai… https://t.co/kcC8iPzMFj
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe
11/15
2018
@MarDixon @bbccomedy @LoveTheatreDay Hooray! I am in a theatre right now! ❤️ @sallybeaumont1 @bbccomedy Sign of a bad production 😉 @bbccomedy It comes around faster and faster every year. 👺🤡 @emmietwee I love how you think I would have any say! The pilot wouldn’t be aired I don’t think- it would all be new! Xx
11/14
2018
@mrrwilkinson @DaneBaptweets @suziruffell @EdGambleComedy What a great use of pretend voting time! X @_jamiedh I am so sorry about this! I promise I will organise better queues in future ❤️ @Charleytunni Hey I am so sorry that happened- they obv didn’t expect so many people. I’m sorry ❤️ @dais_stoner Wooohoooo me too 🎄🌷❤️ @NaomiSheldon1 @dollyalderton Why this is incredible!
11/13
2018
@JosieLong This quiz is too short. @AlexHorne Oh my god! This is the most amazing thing 😍 @suziruffell @JohnBishop100 Oh gosh ❤️.@JohnBishop100 this is perfect. 🌈❤️ https://t.co/J5hl1RjsFZ
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe
11/12
2018
@Davetotstaylor This sounds like a foolproof plan, see you then. X @ms_jamdangory @klcornexchange You can come to stage door to say hello X @qikipedia Have you seen the study that showed people like babies more after you’ve shown them puppies and kittens? X @Gabriella___x Love this! Come to stage door after for pictures, pls bring all your farm equipment X
11/10
2018
@TechnicallyRon Hahaha it was lovely for me and great to meet you in person! Xx @wossy @TicketmasterUK @spicegirls 😭
11/9
2018
@phlaimeaux @freyamcghee Hey Freya I’m sorry you got caught in the middle here, David has always been jealous of me and my blood thirst. @freyamcghee Me toooooooo! @EdGambleComedy @JosieLong 😭 @matildaprice_ ❤️
11/8
2018
@Kathbum 😍🍁
11/6
2018
@sammy_crossley His penis must be a slow reader @sarabarron 😂 @sarabarron i took my mum to see M. Bolton last week for her birthday and she made us leave early because she doesn't like his hair anymore.
11/3
2018
@glowbyemma hmm, sounds like @lazyoaf X
11/2
2018
@sammypatters @wilburpipin I was just googling the fragments to see if there was an answer... I will now dedicate m… https://t.co/LOQNtrLaMS
11/1
2018
@sophiedukebox 😭😩😭This whole thread is so great and also shut up you’re crying. https://t.co/A8DJsccLQPIf there's one thing we learnt from tonight's show, it's not to mess with @sarapascoe. #QI https://t.co/qIe80UhnGp
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe
10/30
2018
Can someone invent contouring that makes you look flat so I can pretend I am a face drawn on a piece of paper? @simonislive It’s from @PalavaFolk X @thegriefcast here is the @replyall episode- https://t.co/NzTLnWbY7T ❤️ @JesmondCake Oh my god- they’re BEAUTIFULKeep supporting live comedy 👍🏼 https://t.co/tzgLTvsBh6
10/28
2018
@AlixFox @MarjoleinR I’ve been telling everyone. You’re a stone cold genius. @MarjoleinR Have you seen what @AlixFox went as last year? It’s the best costume ever and EASY!
10/27
2018
@john_freeman_ @The_Lowry 8pm when it starts
10/23
2018
@BeardedGenius I enjoyed your Trump painting mate! X @Paul_Flin1956 😻 @_clarewilde It’s from @TaraKhorzadLDN X
10/22
2018
@MurrayKerr @Tickets4Troops Hey there was nothing I could do I’m afraid- will try next time- have a lovely eve xx @MurrayKerr @Tickets4Troops Hello! I’ll check when I get to the venue but I think they’ve all gone- I’m sorry!
10/21
2018
@mayaleonavicius erm yes please to both- if you come to stage door after or ask a member of staff the will bring you backstage xx
10/18
2018
@AlixFox @WOWExeter @DebsBucella ❤️
10/14
2018
@reFurness Yes he is very proud of me. And my friend @Kathbum @fayexkendrick @Kathbum 16th birthday!! Oh this is a present to me! And thank you @kathbum you’re the best xxx @Oloni Look on Depop! XHey, if you can't come and see the tour my last show is on Netflix as part of the Live at the BBC series. If you fa… https://t.co/iy6Qj9MMdQ
10/13
2018
@alicevjones Yes I just read that one- destroyed me 😩 @alicevjones I LOVE her writing, she’s magnificent!
10/12
2018
@NerdAboutTown Hello, I am so sad this has happened.(Some) people have very little empathy on the internet and bull… https://t.co/GaLiM0e5ce
10/1
2018
Update: I’ve been kicked out of the group chat because I “can’t keep a secret”.FAMILY WHATSAPP GOSSIP, one of my sisters announces she is trying acupuncture to help getting pregnant, other siste… https://t.co/A4cJysg18D
8/30
2018
SHOUT OUT to all those who imagine the meal they’re eating listed as post-mortem stomach contents if they die tonight 🕺🏽
8/16
2018
I wish the internet was flat so I could fall off instead of going round and around. 🌎
8/14
2018
I could never leave Facebook, it’s how I stay in touch with banner ads of a dress I bought two years ago.
8/11
2018
The best feeling in the world is when you stop to stroke a cat in the street, and the cat starts purring and you th… https://t.co/B4TltSCBI7
8/10
2018
Interesting fact: PORN is always the driving force in new technology, for instance the abacus was replaced by calcu… https://t.co/S1btcWXUkw
8/8
2018
I have never given up on my dream, which is to birth five sons, who are all sausage dogs.
7/31
2018
I don’t reply to people who send me hate mail, I add them to my mailing-list and enjoy their subsequent monthly melt downs. 🦋
7/30
2018
@RachelTraversx @lazyoaf @GalaDurham if you @ me at the beginning that message only goes to me xx @emmafreud @LatitudeFest @steenrasko I’m not there I’m in Turkey 🙁 but he’s on this afternoon in the cabaret tent! ❤️✌🏼
7/13
2018
@emmafreud @LatitudeFest Look out for @steenrasko you’d love him! ❤️
7/12
2018
@_prxtego @TheatreRNorwich Hey! I’m excited too! I’ll see you there 🐞 @BigBClub This is so so exciting for me too!! Romford made me ❤️🐭
7/9
2018
Women’s magazines, one-night stands and meeting Drake in an Uber... The best of @SaraPascoe. https://t.co/Y8pcxWgGEE
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe
7/8
2018
@EdGambleComedy Fido Dido!
7/2
2018
@agntsculIy Love back to you sweet thing xxx @Jo_Law78 What a brilliant gang! @Jo_Law78 Either way- I’m sending you lots of positive thoughts and I hope you dream of puppies ❤️❤️❤️ @Jo_Law78 You might have seen this already- https://t.co/1SXczXtE4U @Jo_Law78 Hello! I am sorry you need cheering, I personally think the funniest thing that’s ever happened is the ch… https://t.co/xWGo46oGnf @rhysnicholson What are you doing checking your phone? Get back to work.
7/1
2018
@diaphanouslife @Roisinconaty @JamesAcaster @joelycett This is incredible news!! Well done, keep us updated! 👏🏼⭐️🦄 @anni103 Hooray!! See you soon 💃🏼 @JesmondCake @steenrasko They were so delicious and we all enjoyed eating him! https://t.co/8IsalRGI3h
6/30
2018
@watsoncomedian @thetimes @Divine_Miss_Em 😭 @thetimes @Divine_Miss_Em Three children!!! Did I say five?? @JaneyGodley I ❤️ You Janey xxx
6/29
2018
Can’t sleep worrying I have small dick energy. @NaomiSheldon1 @SharolRiedewald I’m coming next time please X @purplefi I thought you’d put them there?! I have no clue? Is it a trick? A treasure hunt? @NaomiSheldon1 @SharolRiedewald Can I come next time? @purplefi ?
6/27
2018
@colatron Oh thank you sweetbean it was a lovely awards full of wonderful people ❤️
6/26
2018

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