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The only mouse in comedy 🐁

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Joined Twitter 3/15/09


@TheLightningKid @WeeMissBea Thank u! @EReillyphoto @WeeMissBea What a way to win! My sister’s appendix burst too and it really is the best way to make y… https://t.co/awsN338emP @WeeMissBea Ya need to listen to the second half find out how the coleslaw got there, spooky, the cabbage carrot mix killer.SHOUT OUT to all those who imagine the meal they’re eating listed as post-mortem stomach contents if they die tonight 🕺🏽 @jenlion See @steenrasko at 8pm you’ll love it!! ❤️
8/16
2018
@steenrasko @ladycariad The vampire would meet sanitary bag lady...💉My best friend is @ladycariad but my second best friend is Steen’s show 👇🏼❤️ https://t.co/hzvI0autHVI am only doing ONE gig in Edinburgh apart from the @comicrelief one, and it’s these two: https://t.co/mVOhBQ2eBY 🤷🏼‍♀️❤️ @steenrasko Hahahaha
8/15
2018
@preraphaelight Hey! Sending you all the love and flowers 🌹🌷💐🌻🌺🌸I wish the internet was flat so I could fall off instead of going round and around. 🌎I’m only doing one gig in Edinburgh 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 https://t.co/UzcSuPiYdL
8/14
2018
@ShappiKhorsandi Oh gosh isn’t she insanely wonderful ❤️ @emmahammond1970 @Brighton I absolutely do! Hello beautiful Bailey 👋🏼👋🏼(Strokey hands) 👋🏼👋🏼“What a twist!” We all think, as they announce Idris for Strictly.
8/13
2018
@JulianChafer Yes- or wee straight onto the platform and people waiting.
8/12
2018
I could never leave Facebook, it’s how I stay in touch with banner ads of a dress I bought two years ago.
8/11
2018
Gig in Sevenoaks 👇🏼 https://t.co/pep2MqqZ9MThe best feeling in the world is when you stop to stroke a cat in the street, and the cat starts purring and you th… https://t.co/B4TltSCBI7 @felicityward @NaomiSheldon1 I knew you’d love it ❤️🌹
8/10
2018
@absurdister I stand corrected.
8/9
2018
@phlaimeaux That’s ballbags you fool.Interesting fact: PORN is always the driving force in new technology, for instance the abacus was replaced by calcu… https://t.co/S1btcWXUkw
8/8
2018
@Schreiberland @Daniel_Sloss VERY COOL @AilsaMunro @_gracelatter Confident and show-off cervix! Congratulations! 💃🏼 @_gracelatter ❤️ to you and your shy cervix
8/7
2018
@ASOS_HeretoHelp It wasn’t me, it was my cousin @Sianey_P can you help her? Xx @lucyprebblish @Williamandrews 1) this is an incredible observation, 2) I am enjoying Succession so much you clever clever bee xxxxx @Sianey_P @ASOS Put your arms through and hope for the best? @kiripritchardmc Hooooooraaaaay!! Well done puppy xxx
8/6
2018
@dawnsedgwickmgt @richardosman @steenrasko @Abandoman i'd second that!! xx
8/5
2018
@AmerzAmy Hey it was from https://t.co/fFD1GGcSFO it was lovely to see ya Xx
8/4
2018
@captainbeaky Hey sweet pea- my audiences are the best, most friendly people and lots of people come on their own a… https://t.co/8EeZlJcyyTTonight i’m promoting my LadsLadsLads tour which starts in september! All dates listed here:… https://t.co/bncMV1AGxC
8/3
2018
@domvauxbiscombe Nope, it’s perfect! 🐞🌹
8/1
2018
@marcaeonbradley @GeoffLloyd Hahahahaha @marcaeonbradley @GeoffLloyd See, I’m already attracting the dogs and men with coffee on them market Geoff! @GeoffLloyd Was this one the best one? https://t.co/0vr8GMRND4 @ClareQW @samuel_pollen Ahhhhh congratulations!! @Roisinconaty YES. @Kathbum can be grandad.I have never given up on my dream, which is to birth five sons, who are all sausage dogs. @dwane_dibley I’ll be back I promise xx
7/31
2018
@DeclanMorrow This is good plan @aammyyeess @WeeMissBea Oh brother!!! This is so funny and I’ve been to Manly and it’s so nice ❤️ @LittleThompson4 @robbeckettcomic Oh what a lovely thing to say and remind me of! My evil twin ❤️I don’t reply to people who send me hate mail, I add them to my mailing-list and enjoy their subsequent monthly melt downs. 🦋 @bobobobcat Ah hooray!! And I already have a red jacket! 🐞 @garethbjenkins Those topics are too serious for joking 🐹 @livyomalley @steenrasko @mrjameshancox @danattfield @elelcooljean @TheBearPack @MaisieAdam @larrydeancomedyhttps://t.co/c0uw8CKKYW
7/30
2018
@steenrasko Cool mug. In both senses.
7/29
2018
@robgrundel @ladycariad SO COOL 🤠
7/28
2018
@missmistyUK Sometimes- it’s tricky-because many things are offensive to some people, and I don’t want to shut peop… https://t.co/hyGwDaAHeV
7/27
2018
@lizzieinatardis @RichardAyoade Enjoy it! 🍊🍹 @QEDComedy Sounds fabulous!! X
7/26
2018
@NaomiSheldon1 Well done superstar 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🍾 @sarabarron @steenrasko I’m so jealous of both of you 🦔 @laurenpattison @dawnsedgwickmgt Guys I’ll protect everyone! And we have @EllieJaneTaylor too xx
7/24
2018
@emmrobo Hey I’ll DM you I might be able to get you in xxx
7/22
2018
@AngelaLEvans Ooooh I like that grasshopper!! @snailsdilutedme that must be why shrimps are so sensible in love ❤️ @SamuelJeavons Me toooooooo! 🤠 @mrsmctavclav @carlahennotutte Hooooray!!! 💃🏼🍾🤞🏽🦄 @Vickietouiousha @felicityward @LarmerTreeFest @DeborahFW Come on @DeborahFW get an Uber xx
7/21
2018
@MarkyStanden1 Hey congratulations!! Best wishes to you both ❤️❤️❤️🍾
7/16
2018
@positiviteas_ Hey I’ll put your name on the door I’m gonna DM ya now xx @ohagandaaz It’s from @lazyoaf ❤️🌈
7/14
2018
#CatsCountdown returns tonight with a one-off all-female special to mark 100 years of women's suffrage. Host… https://t.co/xy1DvKxsjJ
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe @RachelTraversx @lazyoaf @GalaDurham if you @ me at the beginning that message only goes to me xx @emmafreud @LatitudeFest @steenrasko I’m not there I’m in Turkey 🙁 but he’s on this afternoon in the cabaret tent! ❤️✌🏼
7/13
2018
@emmafreud @LatitudeFest Look out for @steenrasko you’d love him! ❤️
7/12
2018
@_prxtego @TheatreRNorwich Hey! I’m excited too! I’ll see you there 🐞 @BigBClub This is so so exciting for me too!! Romford made me ❤️🐭
7/9
2018
Women’s magazines, one-night stands and meeting Drake in an Uber... The best of @SaraPascoe. https://t.co/Y8pcxWgGEE
Retweeted by Sara Pascoe
7/8
2018
@EdGambleComedy Fido Dido!
7/2
2018
@agntsculIy Love back to you sweet thing xxx @Jo_Law78 What a brilliant gang! @Jo_Law78 Either way- I’m sending you lots of positive thoughts and I hope you dream of puppies ❤️❤️❤️ @Jo_Law78 You might have seen this already- https://t.co/1SXczXtE4U
7/1
2018

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