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Scott Beale @ScottBeale New York City

Founder of @LaughingSquid and @LS_Hosting. Powered by ☕️ + 🍺

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Joined Twitter 4/15/08

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Oh my god and if you click walking directions it auto tells you how much food you'd burn off what the fuck
Retweeted by Scott BealeI guess Google maps now automatically shows you how many calories you'd burn if you walk somewhere instead of drivi…
Retweeted by Scott BealeBye, y’all! I’m leaving!
Retweeted by Scott BealeBarking news! Now, photos of your dog or cat will be grouped alongside people in Google Photos.…
Retweeted by Scott BealeI was reminded of this hopeful night reading @monteiro's insightful write-up on his personal history using Twitter.… photo of @Twitter HQ on Election Night 2008. We were all so optimistic about the future of Twitter back then.…’s a new digital magazine coming that only analyzes photos of Mark Zuckerberg
Retweeted by Scott Beale @Skimlinks Thanks. It looks like our issue is something that would also affect any other Skimlinks publishers who use SSL.A more mundane effect of OCD is that during stress this jingle runs through my head on repeat and has since 1985.
Retweeted by Scott Beale @Skimlinks Thanks! I removed the Skimlinks code from our blog for now, since it has been generating a constant warning in Chrome. @Skimlinks Thanks. I submitted a support request on Friday, but there hasn't been a response.“The very embodiment of what the Founding Fathers feared is now residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.”
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Thank you to everyone who watched. Thank you for the gratitude. You have mine. I’m so glad this story reached you.…
Retweeted by Scott BealePlease read the last thing I will ever write about Twitter: “One person’s history of Twitter, from beginning to end”
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Gorka admitting that the entire admin exists to hurt people for partisan reasons. All bad actors--in both senses.
Retweeted by Scott BealeGuy Fieri spent yesterday making nonstop BBQ for California fire victims and first responders…
Retweeted by Scott BealeMechatethis, an interactive sculpture by Barry Crawford, a metalworker from Elko NV. Rocklin Mini Maker Faire.
Retweeted by Scott BealeDoes a person who believes in democracy and the rule of law utter this?
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@Skimlinks The Skimlinks code is generating an "unsafe scripts" warning on Chrome. Do you have code that is optimized for SSL?
Question for conservatives: What will you wish you had said now if someday a President Elizabeth Warren talks about censoring Fox News?
Retweeted by Scott BealeThe Interior Department has begun hoisting a special flag when Secretary Ryan Zinke enters the building:…
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Retweeted by Scott BealeI don’t get why Twitter doesn’t just go the Slack route and visibly tag any account posting from the API as a bot
Retweeted by Scott BealeAnd during the *actual tradition of honoring the flag* we stop what we are doing and stand facing the flag Trump s…
Retweeted by Scott BealeWhere a white supremacist with a verified account says he wants slavery to come back so I could be a slave. But he…
Retweeted by Scott BealeMr. President: Are you recanting of the Oath you took on Jan. 20 to preserve, protect, and defend the 1st Amendment?
Retweeted by Scott Bealeonly a fucking moron would try this hard to keep a story about being called a fucking moron in the news for this lo…
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT dude online tries to mainsplain the costumes of Indiana Jones to my mom... ...the costume designe…
Retweeted by Scott BealeLooks like @textfiles is ready to roll! #IATimeMachine
Retweeted by Scott BealeThis is an attack on our Constitution. Donald Trump has no respect for the very government he supposedly leads.
Retweeted by Scott Beale"When Bannon mentioned the 25th Amendment, Trump said, “What’s that?”"
Retweeted by Scott BealeIt's frankly disgusting that the President of the United States has not bothered to familiarize himself with the Co…
Retweeted by Scott BealeHas Trump responded to Eminem yet?
Retweeted by Scott Beale"The WH is in crisis as advisers struggle to contain a president increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods."
Retweeted by Scott BealeStop. Listen. Understand. The president of the United States just said that the guaranteed right to free speech is…
Retweeted by Scott BealeAt what point are we going to silence media critical of the President? When we cease to have a First Amendment and…
Retweeted by Scott BealeAll you need to know about Trump is that he described generic paper towels as “beautiful, soft towels” simply becau…
Retweeted by Scott BealeIt took far too long, but the remarkable, growing consensus in Washington now seems to be that the president’s unfitness is a security risk.
Retweeted by Scott BealeThe Republican’s Guide to Presidential Etiquette - The New York Times
Retweeted by Scott BealeCorker: “Trump is risking WWIII.” Senators in denial: “ cuts.”
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I represent Hollywood. Should go without saying, but abuse, assault and harassment of women is intolerable. By Weinstein, Trump or anyone.
Retweeted by Scott BealeNorth Bay fires complete coverage: Information on how to stay safe; video from the scene; interactive maps; more >>…
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Just imagine the good Corker and other leaders could have done had they spoken truth in 2015 & 2016 when these issu…
Retweeted by Scott BealeBecause we could all use a heartwarming story today.
Retweeted by Scott BealeA heartbreakingly beautiful story about the healing powers of animals.
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Bob Corker Says Trump’s Recklessness Threatens ‘World War III’ -
Retweeted by Scott Beale.@Jason_Aldean opens tonight's show performing "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty: #SNL
Retweeted by Scott BealeIt's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.
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(THREAD) The so-called "Trump pee tape" is a subject of major-media and Congressional debate. Please SHARE this exh…
Retweeted by Scott BealeLast 5 days: get tix now for @internetarchive Big Bash-20th C. Time Machine, complete w/ DeLorean blast to the past…
Retweeted by Scott BealeSan Francisco's Heron's Head park is always full of wildlife, but this Sunday is going to be something else...…
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E Corp is promoting their new Ecoin around town. America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2
Retweeted by Scott Beale.@carlbernstein signing a copy of "All the President’s Men" for @HRLori last night on the rooftop of The Watergate… good things come to an end. On Dec 15, we'll bid farewell to AIM. Thank you to all our users! #AIMemories
Retweeted by Scott BealeCarl Bernstein on rooftop of Watergate Hotel #ONA17
Retweeted by Scott BealeSaudi Arabia king's golden escalator stairs got stuck coming out of his airplane into Moscow in Russia yesterday.
Retweeted by Scott BealeHere’s a story I’ve been working on for a few months: How the Breitbart Machine Laundered Racist Hate
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Here for an “An Evening with Carl Bernstein” presented by @smartnews, can’t think of a more perfect place. @Uber driver likes to play 80s songs and encourages you to sing along if you know the words. @reddit! I'm the #MonopolyMan who trolled @Equifax. 🧐 Ask me anything Friday at 11 AM ET. #ama #RipoffClause
Retweeted by Scott Beale’s “The Good Place” night! Watch my interview with Ted Danson about the show, ethics, and his philosophy of life.
Retweeted by Scott BealeRemembering Steve today. Still with us, still inspiring us. “Make something wonderful, and put it out there.”
Retweeted by Scott BealeI believe I can fly
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2017 FB ad in the NYT today. (via @niftyc)
Retweeted by Scott BealeAir Force One departs Las Vegas past the broken windows on the Mandalay Bay hotel. (Photo: Mike Blake/Reuters)
Retweeted by Scott BealeThe incredible healing powers of animals. ❤️❤️
Retweeted by Scott BealeThings are getting a bit crazy down here in Washington DC. #WashingtonDC #Brewery @RightProperBeer the media, Rex Tried hard to reverse the effects. The moron, his boss, He stated, half cross, Is someone he deeply respects.
Retweeted by Scott BealeCongrats to @NBCNews for being 1st in just about every category. And congrats to @POTUS for having record-setting l…
Retweeted by Scott BealeSCREAMING. A+ troll h/t @EvanSparks via #equifaxbreach hearing
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I keep watching this over and again. Lt. General #Silveria impresses me more and more each time. Well done sir.
Retweeted by Scott BealeThe Mavs plane delivering to Puerto Rico just landed ! And we kick off our pre season tonight ! #letsgomavs #MFFL
Retweeted by Scott BealePlease take some time today to let someone know youre happy theyre part of your life. Bonus pts to call someone you haven't seen for awhile.
Retweeted by Scott Beale"You can stand me up at the gates of Hell / But I won't back down.” Rest in peace, #TomPetty. Thank you for your music and inspiration.
Retweeted by Scott BealeFull statement:
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