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Checking out the amazing @BrewDog brewery and taproom in Columbus, Ohio. https://t.co/DC4Yj21VlJ
6/26
2017
There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Sperm whales never nap more than 6 to 24 minutes, but when they do, this is what they look like. More on… https://t.co/RpC76e8ILR
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘1. Justin Trudeau 2. at Pride 3. wearing rainbow socks 4. high-fiving a little girl dressed as Wonder Woman https://t.co/1xYQoOaPOt
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Pride Daleks #doctorwho #pride2017 #seattlepride https://t.co/naWZXIPAtj
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Living such an honorable and courageous life,having the courage of your convictions.Actors only play hero's.… https://t.co/WGoSrQkxgs
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Google Pride https://t.co/6nLEvYcXkOhonored to represent the @aclu at this years @NYCPrideMarch πŸŒˆπŸ‘­πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬ lost my voice from screaming so much ❀️ thank you… https://t.co/KpRy7aKpYX
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘To all my devoted Twitter pals Worldwide...today my 2020 Candidacy became a good deal realer!
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Puppy Sunday. https://t.co/b1FyGe6uwa https://t.co/TQhpaqokxB
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘We’re unveiling the design for NY's official monument honoring the LGBT community and those lost in the Pulse night… https://t.co/nk68F8jiAV
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Spread the word: EFF is now on Medium. https://t.co/VMbYU9snxn
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘I love Kumail Nanjiani so so much https://t.co/m4RyWYTX7B
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘The TSA is testing having passengers remove books from their carry-on bags in security line. https://t.co/AaH0O1t5KB
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6/25
2017
.@brew_york created a great map of every brewery in New York state. A total of 337 brewing licensed facilities! 🍺https://t.co/pfXcr1YR8H @anildash Great to run into you, would love to catch up more in the near future.It's not everyday you get invited to fly a drone from the top of the tallest building in SF, but today was that day… https://t.co/Z8rpMBGcns
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6/24
2017
Dear @realDonaldTrump: The fact that the Obama Administration had a weak response to Russian interference does not… https://t.co/ILyoCPvvDt
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Most TV is cafeteria food. FARGO's three seasons have been gourmet meals. I'd love one more.
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Thank you @wholeexpanse for sharing your eloquent message on @TheLastWord @AriMelber You & your mother are people o… https://t.co/1gYlgd96Q9
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Former site of Shunned Freezer Services https://t.co/zKR8rYS7kx
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘For everyone wondering, yeah, once you put eyes on it, you name it, so meet Munchy the CD reader https://t.co/rdrTbrzUXt
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘ @textfiles That’s awesome, so glad they are being put to good use.so, was walking down penn ave, DC other day - just HAD to snap a selfie with my friends at @fbi hoover building πŸ˜ŽπŸ€³πŸ’β€¦ https://t.co/YCag0DQ4FY
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6/23
2017
I hope to honor the great work already done & help deliver on the promise of a Han Solo film.
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘"Time for Sushi" -- the latest wonderfully bizarre video by @badmocap https://t.co/s3whCVvnjE https://t.co/QP15vMMpMFTrump driving across the greens is such a Trump move it hurts https://t.co/J4Rnyw3Qq4
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘.@TheHolophonics doing Ska cover of the Scooby Doo theme song! https://t.co/eJpZ9tYoaEParrot twitter is the best twitter https://t.co/FUkFa1gAF6
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Don't believe our planet is warming up? Look at this. https://t.co/OaYzzR5Dxn https://t.co/wJHIj3DaZi
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘The Force is strong with this one. https://t.co/EELmxqKZid
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Barthenge! The North Berkeley @SFBART rotunda lines up with the sunset on summer solstice. https://t.co/CaCAsI2kQY
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6/22
2017
After being released into the wild, grateful chimpanzee Wounda doubled back to give Jane Goodall a big hug.… https://t.co/2vNVI37ACUπŸ™Œ I'm starting a foundation to help indie artists. It's called @libertyfndn, and you can read more about it here: https://t.co/M8ObQ2Tf3n
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Where'd #burningman #fightclub #santacon get 1st inspiration? The Inner Sunset, SF of course! Home of #suicideclub https://t.co/ClcnQ2tCuI
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘A kind human attempting to help an injured squid who clings tightly to his paddle board. https://t.co/h0IN23cQOz… https://t.co/lvACYpCAYQHuzzah! Our free concert in Central Park. Please tell everyone you know. Science, kids and beyond--this show is for… https://t.co/mLmZ484EeF
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Travis Kalanick has resigned from his position as chief executive officer of Uber. https://t.co/LkxZuhoyK0
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6/21
2017
In 151 days, @POTUS has made 669 false and misleading claims. He's lying or misleading the public over 4 times a day https://t.co/Nw4fHytL5k
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Roar - now aren't I fabulous?πŸ¦– https://t.co/wMkfaRl5xC
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘The Social Fixer plugin for Facebook turns your feed chronological again, amongst many other things.… https://t.co/rksbQd4Vns
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘POTUS hasn't given an interview in weeks, a full press conference in months. Daily briefing can't be recorded. Senate writing bill in secret
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6/20
2017
If you post a screenshot of a news article, and not the URL for that news article, you are a monster in human form
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Flash Flood Warning! https://t.co/vmT8ErFibhMust watch: @CNN's @Acosta says the White House is "stonewalling." Briefings are "basically pointless at this point" https://t.co/j6PsdqhkGI
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘It's June 19th!! Big DHMIS news coming in the FUTURE...πŸŽ‰πŸ“ΊπŸ”πŸ‘€ #DHMIS #donthugmeimscared https://t.co/5bsjJz3wPv
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘GOP data firm accidentally leaks personal details of nearly 200 million American voters https://t.co/O1SuCoeDqR
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Lol they made a food out of emoji, what will Millennials do next πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/WZ0t01Cxt7
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6/19
2017
And here’s me and my dad. I’m a very lucky son. I love you, Dad. #FathersDay https://t.co/mEBsN88DLG
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘ @stewart So sorry Stewart, he sounds like a such great person.Tesla service rescues a kitten stuck in the bumper https://t.co/qZW7QjuceQ https://t.co/3jyJseVodm
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Amazon Echo Featuring Alexa Jones https://t.co/hQ3kKy0OqdThank you for your service @MalcolmNance-Watching you calmly kicking #BretbartButt was "hysterically" satisfying!… https://t.co/lOch2iGj4T
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Animal House star Stephen Furst dies at 63 https://t.co/aXrbmyq5yw https://t.co/Ugj111IjHjA teacher’s decision to be "visibly queer" in his photo with President Trump https://t.co/nB6Sz0fiaN
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6/18
2017
It doesn't fit, but it sure was cool to see and hold Wesley's acting ensign uniform for the first time in 30 years. https://t.co/C4sJDThyWd
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman https://t.co/tJZSIThwRj
6/17
2017
Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Name the borough and I'll tell you where I get my cannolis. In Brooklyn, it's Monteleone's. Happy National Cannoli… https://t.co/UUTPYUh9nG
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘ @leighleighsf @GIPHY Here's more info on the gallery show: https://t.co/4bvPj7q1xQYou can always find wonderful art by @caryncast at @milkandhops, like this awesome Hugh Hefeweizen sign.… https://t.co/Q7m8y8gavnPyramid Scheming https://t.co/xY5E8Cv3cXCelebrating the 30th anniversary of the GIF! https://t.co/YC7x20b0DEThe inimitable @PuddlesPityP performs an acoustic cover of "Boys Don't Cry" in the style of Bob Dylan. https://t.co/iExYzy0kqKMansplainer McManisplain is doing a workshop in this cafe. Grab a spot while you can! Just imagine what you might learn.Over 12,000 of you showed up to pay tribute. The Bright Knight lives on ❀️ Thank you fans, @MayorOfLA @DCComics xo… https://t.co/g9V8QNPJgz
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘β€¦or Guy Fieri’s demented uncle! https://t.co/yAKTWlhAYqThis is some Inception-level stuff happening right here. https://t.co/aMAYVf4irY
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘The US is the most successful experiment in self-governance in history not a private company at the whim of its exe… https://t.co/BfyJRlqLtu
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘(2/2) The president seems to think the rule of law doesn’t apply to him. It does, a lesson he needs to learn. https://t.co/rLKN6aiIVr
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘The Whole Foods deal, worth $13.7 billion, will be Amazon's biggest transaction ever https://t.co/JdhNWndBCQ https://t.co/mpQBpgOVJj
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Americans should also exercise caution before accepting as true lies about firing of FBI Director & defamation of a… https://t.co/ihrP7qNyHe
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6/16
2017
Crooked H is like Preparation H, but you use it after H is gone because it distracts from how big a D you are. https://t.co/oImFgVfCyo
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Congressional Democrats won the baseball game, but gave the trophy to GOPers to put in the office of Congressman Steve Scalise. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ ⚾️
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Dear @realDonaldTrump: Hillary didn't fire the FBI Director and then confess on national TV. You did. https://t.co/hgozZnsE8a
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Nice https://t.co/WEi3z1rEFg
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Any debate about civility in politics begins with Trump. No one has degraded discourse more, while embracing the fringe. Fact, not opinion.
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘Live updates and a cleaner look! https://t.co/xucQT40ujS
Retweeted by Scott Beale πŸ¦‘The surprising number of American adults who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows: https://t.co/D7WgSKEJAD
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6/15
2017

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