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Software Developer at @Lufthansa. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Also married to the amazing @MathnSkating. Opinions mine

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@SwiftOnSecurity what about @richcampbell ? @Spacekatgal I'd love to talk about your thoughts regarding UWP. After Rocket this week I'm curiousTired of the "you can't turn off cortana" scare articles. Dumbasses, just don't log into it then during setup.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Delafina777 I get see that @edbott I'd honestly like to see the algorithmic logic behind those @tarah @defcon will you be required to wear outfits detailing where you'd like to be groped? #sarcasm @Delafina777 I get why "Life isn't fair" is patriarchal, but how is "Make it fair" matriarchal?Wanted: freelancer who knows sports + tech to do pieces for Ars related to Rio Olympics. Pitches preferred. Email:
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardOnce Apple gives approval, I'll do a week of press to get word out - then the game will go live. THEN I WILL TAKE A WELL DESERVED VACATION
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @JesseLiberty when interacting with 3rd Party code and/or code that changes shape. TS gives you the ability to have ST, but doesn't force @Spacekatgal There are videos in iTunes App store? @JesseLiberty Lack of strict typing. And any is needed for just that. It's almost like dynamic in C# @JesseLiberty I've seen a lot of C# developers not getting it. @JesseLiberty You do because a lot of TypeScript only makes sense in regards to JavaScript. "any" makes no sense without JavaScript @JesseLiberty YesTomorrow is the last day you can upgrade to Windows 10 for free. Just saying.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardCheck out the free workshop schedule at the Amazon Web Services pop-up loft in #NYC? @awscloud #womenintech
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIs QNX POSIX compliant? @jonathansampson (That was my biggest regret from my time at a startup, being the only develop I had no one to tell me "no") @jonathansampson I need someone to bounce ideas off, to prevent me from going down the deep end :) @SwiftOnSecurity what if instead of passwords at all we just had generated codes? @SecretGamerGrrl an episode of TNG comes to mind, blanking on the nameRespecting a user's chosen accent color was a big deal in the Windows Phone 7 timeframe. How important is it today for UWP? Thoughts?
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardExcellent lineup. If you care about inclusion in #startup #tech you need to sign up. 8/3
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardMicrosoft Usability Study is looking for #Xamarin Developers! $100 gift card for 1 hour interview!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI'm no lawyer but how is Windows 10 upgrade a use of Monopoly?Any native Swedish speakers out there willing to review a pull request with a Swedish translation of SemVer?
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @ElissaBeth I had a better one but I think the NSA wouldn't like it :D @edbott They would have been 110% Clinton @jonathansampson I really need to talk with you about the insanity I'm planning for the family sites @KevinLarrabee how does @Georgia_Dow plan to jump the YUGE Trump wall? @FitCast @ElissaBeth so put chess times on every one :D @DrPizza @EnghLabs @PatrickMoorhead @getwired which don't work everywhere and can be broken by proxy servers @DrPizza @EnghLabs @PatrickMoorhead @getwired but do they... @DrPizza @EnghLabs @PatrickMoorhead @getwired Does your browser? Does the HTTP/S Server? @gcaughey ah, maybe? @gcaughey "Damn You Auto-Correct"#TBT to Mary Kenneth Keller, the 1st person in the US to earn a PhD in computer science and helped develop BASIC.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @gcaughey DYAC? @billwagner can't DM you :) @thurrott On mobile it doesn't use Bluetooth connectionClearly he isn't using an Intel processor in his computer @lancewmccarthy @gcaughey it's cool as BEEP, but almost no detailsWow, a 7" phone w/4GB RAM, 128GB internal storage and a built-in projector!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAnyone else have the last two weeks disappear from their "timeline" in @GitHub?any guy who downplays how creepy this is has *done this* and finally has to face that
Retweeted by Shmueli Englarddoing it but I am commonly the only man. I feel extremely self-conscious and do feel the need to be perfect, to not mess up. (2/2)While I will never experience what women do in tech, I think the closest I come is when I volunteer at Girl Develop It. I love (1/2) @getwired @PatrickMoorhead @DrPizza I was answering as PR :D @hacks4pancakes I say more people should follow your example there! @PatrickMoorhead @DrPizza @getwired If you asked Microsoft the answer will be UWP, always.Time is flying. Tomorrow is your last day to upgrade to @Windows 10 for free. Hurry, don’t be left behind.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @DrPizza @PatrickMoorhead @getwired or Timeout @DrPizza @PatrickMoorhead @getwired long polling is still polling. HTTP/2 isn't widely supported yet @DrPizza @getwired @PatrickMoorhead In the same way a x64 or Win16 are @PatrickMoorhead @DrPizza @getwired but a quick and dirty answer: Local apps can have data pushed to them, no need to poll @PatrickMoorhead @DrPizza @getwired If we're comparing local apps to web apps that's a completely different set of arguments @DrPizza @getwired @PatrickMoorhead That is one of the reasons they give for why UWP is better...CodeHub teaches women to code with @astriddelaval & @AndyLikes on DotNetRocks at - from novice to expert!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @spboyer Why the !@#$% are you still using them?The smartest person in the Marvel Universe is a 9-year-old black girl
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard.@carlfranklin Is there a way to modulate the audio output of an iPhone?More important: If they seem perfect get a reality check if instead of asking you to relocate to the Bay area, companies relocated you to rural Iowa to justify paying you 15k less annually.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @hentaiphd so humble @jonathansampson ah, in that case I completely agree 🤝 @jonathansampson true, but comparable styles will cost different @jonathansampson but cost of living is different
Read a blog post by an author crapping all over an agent who rejected his pitch. It's awful, and it's making the rounds. New authors: Don't.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @SwiftOnSecurity Make InfoSec Great Again.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @antumbral that is exactly what I meant! It is even partially how the religion works @antumbral Admittedly not living it so this is just from outside but I see it as more a lack of knowledge by the people @antumbral Ah, we have them too in Judaism. Just not as globally known @antumbral generally it's more what they say is mutable. The written rules haven't changed in centuries (Sabbath is still Saturday for all) @antumbral more like God is kind and merciful if you believe in Jesus in some formToday I'm proud to announce the official Aurelia 1.0 Release!!! Read about it at
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @SecretGamerGrrl Shoes is variable, Don't know about Mouthwash, yes on IDReminder: continued engagement=what harassers/abusers want. You're not obligated to forgive/reconcile. Cut them off completely if you want.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Delafina777 @SecretGamerGrrl @PetiteMistress @Bri_Wu I'm sorry you have to go through thisHaredim are convinced that Talmud teaches logic & thus math/science in schools unnecessary. The data shows otherwise
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @antumbral no argument there. Just thought I ask. Trying to think of something but not coming up with anything...Introducing the Stack Overflow salary calculator
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardNo, people are not going to say "That's pretty cool, I should try Linux." Not normal people anyway.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @antumbral Non US Passport?Yes, 32-bit Microsoft Office will run just fine on 64-bit Windows. #FAQ
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @WinObs more interesting will be her reply.@TelerikFiddler Extension Development Tips
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardExactly! @MIDImyers you'll always be SamusClone to me #SamusLove! @marypcbuk @MattRosoff more salary please!#TIL that Date.getDay() in Javascript does not do what you think it does and instead Date.getDate() does what you think Date.getDay() does
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @hacks4pancakes @mcclure111 or slightly more useful Microsoft. Please remove/increase this stupid 10-device limit.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @hacks4pancakes @mcclure111 you could do this :D @TheRomit Next... Edge everywhere! @hacks4pancakes @mcclure111 @pcworld As in "I've never tried and I have no idea if doing so will make Windows 10 unstable" @noopkat are we sure this isn't a joke?