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Software Developer at @Lufthansa. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Also married to the amazing @MathnSkating. Opinions mine

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.@HoloLens ok, so how about long press then?Idea: Use the stock market to generate random numbers. When some smartass explains how it's not really random, trade on their suggestions πŸ˜‰
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @gcaughey hopefully, if so with the amount of insider stuff I do (and NDAs they got me under) they should just hire me lol @gcaughey nope. Got something along the lines of "we'll get back to you" @gcaughey I answered with the truth and got... well I'm not sure if I got in or not @gcaughey what did you answer? @anttikajanus @dotMorten how did you guys get 3 HoloLens?!?!? @terrajobst I got one better than .NET on the browser: CIL as an ISA! /cc: @bitcrazedWhenever a white developer wears a @HoloLens "White and Nerdy" plays in the background @gcaughey but they'd pick something worse!Seriously, why their no UWP app for @github? Trying to work with issues on phone is hard!.@HoloLens how do you right click? Long "tap" just activates scroll mode12 months of Xbox Live and a Groove 12 month music pass! RT for your random chance! #Xbox #Music #Windows
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @_Caro_N @bitcrazed "Reflection.Emit"I'll enforce 80 col code wrapping the day you show me a developer who's working on a 1024x768 screen still... #EvolveTheWrapRule
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardGood news: I have #Windows10 on my #LumiaIcon Bad news: It's not the latest build :(
Time to be crazy!!!!! @SonyaTweet @erinmkidwell includes their email... @Delafina777 Thanks, you too! Admittedly odds of being able to go are low. I already don't have enough vacation days this year! @Delafina777 I may now need to beg some friends to let me tag along to Gen Con... @terrajobst this is just sad :( @terrajobst @dotnet yup :) @NickDinges @terrajobst lol, needs to run on Windows and Linux :) @NickDinges @terrajobst RabbitMQ can do the pub sub but it doesn't handle the proc scalling (which is arguably that harder part) @NickDinges @terrajobst I've been thinking pub sub but everything I've found for that is for systems/services, not processes @terrajobst got my dynamic Wrapper/Proxy builder working! @markusweimer @terrajobst single box @terrajobst Auto scalling and queue vs "worker" management.Today is "File All The Bugs" day! @dotnet @terrajobst forgot to ask yesterday: you know of a .NET out of process manager? Like a thread pool but for processes? @BonnieBellG permission to squeal like the fan girl I am? @AnimeFanFestNJ @LibraryBards @doomquasar you don't have to. Just use Word Online
@Delafina777 lol, would make a good game though :) @Delafina777 are you live tweeting an RPG? 😊And while I don't know the number I can promise you more than zero people have attacked trans people in bathrooms Jersey! The Bards are coming for you!! Catch them at @animefanfestnj! #LibraryBards
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Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardA browser plug-in that replaces 'Google' with 'search engine'.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englarddat feel when Windows comes with newer versions of *NIX tools than OSX does πŸ˜‚
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Spacekatgal more seriously, the @dotnet and @dotnetfdn seem to have their game on! @Spacekatgal we're doing pretty good at @MapText :)*Surface Book fan kicks in* *Inevitable hunt for page with shitty JS using an entire CPU core*
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHere is a fun project by @Shmuelie: implementing the Common Language Infrastructure over JavaScript. Cool stuff!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @terrajobst I've been thinking that, but I also know you're in the process of changing the Reflection APIs so figured should wait on that @terrajobst @dotnet (I'm this close to begging for a Skype call.. this close...) @terrajobst @dotnet Ok, I deserve that. I'm just very frustrated with FX at the moment. I swear it fights everything I do! @dotnet @terrajobst is there a way to have the Core JIT not optimize code? Debugging inside CoreFX/Mscorlib is hard with optimizations! @terrajobst @BethMassi Just wanted to give an update: Use of Core for the project has been approved! @noopkat sadly same here @JeffHandley *methods @bitcrazed poke some people πŸ˜‰ @JeffHandley separation of concerns. Keeps name is "getPreferenceLevelText" and it should only deal with preference level @bitcrazed but Windows for IoT... @bitcrazed weird. The tweet I was replying to go lost. The RISC-V ISA. @bitcrazed so when is the NT port coming? 😁
@josefajardo ah. Not me then. Web only right now @bitchwhocodes I've stayed adding attribution in my documenting comments for code so it goes in the documentation too @josefajardo WebAPIif a position has responsibilities or working hours, it's a job you have to pay people to do jobs this is not hard
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @getwired worse is SFO -> EWR -> MUC -> ZCH. That was my worst idea ever. @robertmclaws I still can't get my grandfather to understand what I do, or have done @bitcrazed a Unix sysadmin get you? 😎 @terrajobst any thoughts on my struggles with Core ( @bitcrazed there are days I really don't miss @Apple developmentVia @bubbaprog the most egregious unpaid position listing I've seen in awhile
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @noopkat I have code I want to open source but I'm too scared to based on what it looks like @noopkat had a ton of duplicate rules. A script late and gone! @noopkat move to Exchange. You can do scripting with your email 😎 @noopkat guessing you're using Gmail? @noopkat exactly. That and since I NEVER delete email it needs to be organized.@jsnover if you start getting questions about how to do stuff in #powershell from lawyers... My bad... 😊 @noopkat admittedly I do go automation crazy with email. But that's for sorting so I can prioritize @noopkat I still "hand" type emailswhen two people illustrate race conditions by explaining them at the exact same time
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @troyhunt ouch. Yeah. That is true @troyhunt I use lots of data... @troyhunt personally the hard choice is to pay for internet or not @BonnieBellG you are a very busy woman! Catching you is hard! @BonnieBellG @AnimeFanFestNJ when you flying in? If I maySo excited for @AnimeFanFestNJ this weekend! Who will I see there?!?!
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You may send it to me though 😎 is the new @Microsoft. "Hotfixing" my issues live! @terrajobst @BethMassi lol. I love you guys :) @terrajobst @BethMassi That and I can't give a link directly to that section @terrajobst @BethMassi, personally it's good enough for me. But I feel weird using it in my defense of selecting Core for project doc @terrajobst @BethMassi Is there a more "legal" place that says Core has go live support than ? @getwired They also have suspended :) @IrisClasson lucky!
@antumbral that was in essence my plan. But Roslyn outputs IL so I'd need something like JSIL to convert to JS @antumbral short term goal is to create a C# REPL in JS. Long term to get a full end to end .NET system in JS @antumbral my crazy plan may need some rethinking then....hmmm @antumbral have you ever run JSIL through JSIL? @getwired so normal Apple? @robertmclaws I'm down in central jersey @BonnieBellG @AnimeFanFestNJ maybe coffee after con? @robertmclaws welcome! How long you in town? @richturn_ms @WithinRafael favorites :)Just a note for would-be competitors... building a replacement for the collaboration back-end doesn't equate to an Office 365 competitor.
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