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Proud Jew. Software Developer at @LH_Systems. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Opinions mine. @BonnieBellG's Favorite

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Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardC++ Development: The number one reason developers want more CPU and RAM
5/25
2018
@KnittingDev @TheWeirdlings feel better
5/24
2018
I sound less stupid than I usually feel I do on @Elliya's TwitchThey also scream about how the code works at all https://t.co/SDrvZbWCpL @CalEvans Yup. https://t.co/xubLUjUhRC
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIt's 2018 and we have Virtual Reality, a Global High Speed Network, `Pocket Supercomputers, and I'm still faxing ta… https://t.co/6v7s9sLBqL
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5/23
2018
@maryjofoley Just wear any solid color t-shirt and people will think you work there, ask me how I knowMixing embedded electronics and Minecraft, @noopkat should be proud
5/17
2018
I'm turning into a Swiss 😳It blows my mind that the 1TB hard drive in my laptop has the same amount of storage as ~13 *tons* of floppy disks.… https://t.co/OcGGuFgd7H
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @fekberg I've personally had the best luck with using Xamarin for macOS
5/16
2018
Been doing Java lately, step one to making it not so bad was using IntelliJ instead of EclipseWhy does @Minecraft install into "Programs x86" when it uses the 64bit JVM? @Elliya not helping
5/14
2018
I'm a Minecraft player now, and it's all @Elliya's fault. Though I suppose that's better than watching anime ask the timeswitching jobs this frequently is the only leverage i have to make a better salary in a system that has consistentl… https://t.co/wmHl19XYI9
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @noopkat Feel better!Thank you @KnittingDev for getting me to work on #HumanizerJS again
5/13
2018
My only memory of Klout is that the CEO/founder came across as being as nice guy but was a total douchebag, as one… https://t.co/5iCFXjucqk
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIt's so hard to accept that I will never have enough time to build even 1/100th of the things I want to.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI will remain true #teamCRLF
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Delafina777 now you got me thing about a conversation I had with a friend about having Jews in DnD @billwagner does "Highway to the Danger Zone" auto play when you use it?https://t.co/xP4mKHzuAC
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardLong Live the Pirate Queen Grace O'Malley! The 9th New Jersey Renaissaince Faire at Liberty Lake opens next weeken… https://t.co/mZoxlVQZr1
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHeartbreaking that Amazon is driving a wedge between workers & vulnerable folks who've been priced out of housing—i… https://t.co/JrOWcvwFh5
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @docsmsft which is why I argued for keeping it in https://t.co/gHpEphkUYn Core! Also, do you reply correctly?Hey fellow MSFT-ies: If, like me, you're part of the larger Azure Team org (under Jason Zander) and you care about… https://t.co/V0wyXqgkuN
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI just got an e-mail that went to all 12,500 FTE in our org. It's a proud announcement of...things. It has me absol… https://t.co/y8foAZ9Qru
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardVOLUNTEERS wanted for #NJRF2018 and must be 18 or older. Please email John Williams at John@njrenfaire.com for more… https://t.co/w9ePE1aLfZ
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIt’s my last day at work. 11 years across two states. Dropped out of high school, got a GED, lied to a temp agency,… https://t.co/kfpeMNxCWA
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThe New Jersey Renaissance Faire seeks Volunteers and Contract Workers for its 9th annual Faire! Dates of Employmen… https://t.co/5juR2IyRcB
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @marcgravell I'm scared to ask why?
5/10
2018
Made a pull request to Xamarin.Forms during the Xamarin.Forms session
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThe lesson of MS Office macro viruses was to ask “what could an asshole do with this API?” The lesson from Cambridg… https://t.co/TCFT80zds8
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard6/ However, not even the high-end stuff (or industry) is perfect. The old-school incumbents have intentionally made… https://t.co/JSMQx6EGiF
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @fenbf @gregcons posted in our HipChat over the weekend https://t.co/Pw6t5ZKj4Z @antumbral True, for once it's not him, hopefully @antumbral my opinion of him goes lower and lowerReal talk, I'm reminded pretty constantly that I'm different because I'm Jewish and I sometimes use games to escape… https://t.co/PU8i1kNk2m
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAmazon’s desire to enter seemingly every industry is becoming a real issue for AWS https://t.co/R5ueDztf0N
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardUnpopular opinion: Hearthstone in-game events based on holidays for religions you don't belong to (just because you… https://t.co/OXMlUGXOuE
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAlternate take on google voice whatever for accessibility: Companies already hang up on relay services, now they're… https://t.co/EKoZhu75jE
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThis is absolutely true. I have several friends who can’t use traditional phone interfaces and rely on intermediate… https://t.co/K1liMba68V
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI don’t think I’ve ever been that any tech conference with as many women as #MicrosoftBuild. This is also, by far,… https://t.co/Ze4zx5dfxs
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @dotMorten don't tell @thurrott that 😜There's been lots of interesting chatter about Uno at Build. I'm as usual skeptical of these x-plat UI attempts due… https://t.co/P99HF4EE7P
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardYa I think there are ethical issues with me sending an AI off to set up appointments for me and it’s INTENTIONALLY… https://t.co/B5Qwm9Uod2
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHey female developers 👋, Want to build the future of bitcoin and cryptocurrency? @jimmysong and I organized schola… https://t.co/yPYRkkpD6G
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHey artists! I'm gathering freelancers to do the interior illustrations for my new RPG, Journey Away. If you're int… https://t.co/wKIjjh7f67
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAs a follow up, you can always alleviate color blindness issues by encoding important information with different sy… https://t.co/DKKCBdzYwG
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHere’s a great chart if you’re looking to make your game, website, or really anything more colorblindness friendly.… https://t.co/igM1TGey8Y
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI can note that off hand lots of Surfaces being used by flight crews (the ones not using iPads anyway)  https://t.co/hE2d50IuhU @WinObs interesting @WinObs And how many different drivers? @robertmclaws but what if I don't have enough vacation days?Guess whose checking for updates repeatedly now  https://t.co/9nVEd0OvId @bitcrazed yeah, yeah @robertmclaws hmmm, I do see/get that. Not sure how/what to do then @robertmclaws Ok, I lost where you're going with this @robertmclaws I completely agree BUT I also think that corporations shouldn't but using Windows as a ServicesIt's the 10th Ada Lovelace Day this year & we want you to help us celebrate by organising your own event! Join our… https://t.co/XZ7ZpN7xbz
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardTheory: The problem with Windows as a Services is it doesn't update often enough. Patch Tuesday needs to be replace… https://t.co/fLpSayVmxG
5/9
2018
@edbott I think you meant MSUGAI admitted the two top reasons I want to go to #MSBuild are to hang out with people and get cool t-shirts.Paging @Elliya and @brentschooley  https://t.co/6dcgSl0eFM @qmatteoq how do I get this shirt if I'm not at #msbuild?Even better: "Surface Pro X" @WinObs hmmm, any plans to? @WinObs I want to pull, just automate the pull so I don't have to go to the store and click install on each app individuallyReading internal docs: "Surface Pro 5"Good thread on why “startups within a big company” are an oxymoron. A small team at Microsoft/Google/Facebook wor… https://t.co/LenNvPcoVv
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Taylorb_msft @bitcrazed I want to know why I have to still enable it and then install distrosI’m available for contracting and non-permanent work as of next month. 👍 Many years of experience 👍 JavaScript dev… https://t.co/pGIUuDBjOs
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard
5/8
2018
@windowsdev @theothernt my C++ code compile @Spacekatgal you can be honest with us, tell us how you really feel 😜Feature Request for Visual Studio (Code) Live Share: Allow interacting with people who don't have VS or Code instal… https://t.co/3LxUixvB2C @LeaVerou the two times I went they were great about getting me Kosher food
5/7
2018

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