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@girlgerms Acceptable words in scrabble @ChrisWalshie That more complicated names are better?I'm up to 142 Enabled @VisualStudio extensions... not sure that's enough... @Delafina777 well, guess I don't need to go to gen con now :) @SwiftOnSecurity Disney should get in on that! Animatronics would be perfect! @KnittingDev and chance I could "steal" you to work on this? 😀 is a hard skill to learn, esp. in this world of 15-sec attention span. It's easy to glorify a launch, the hard work is after that.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardGIT-SVN is the greatest tool ever #DevLife @antumbral to do it in 512-bit decimal?I'm hiring a C# web dev based in Camden, London. Let me know if you're interested
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @jessysaurusrex if you access the internet, you come out of the VPN at some point...PAY DISABLED PEOPLE FOR OUR WORK. We shouldn’t be writing/educating/doing work for free. We are valuable and worth it.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardRetweet if you have a giant box of cords and cables which you have no idea what to do with but won't throw them out
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.@SwiftOnSecurity could you (or would it be ok if I) took the tasks from "Holiday Tasks" and make a PowerShell module out of it?I still really want to see generic string.Format args land in .NET - it’s up for grabs!
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@CarmenCrincoli ah but I'm thinking of the underlying API 😈
Websites are going to look great on this monitor!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @CarmenCrincoli thank you for this very very interesting API... 😈 @manan sadly better than I expectedFor my 7th grade science project I want to compare a gasoline combustion engine to a compressed air engine. THAT WAS A BAD IDEAAs a general rule, if I think a feature is cool you might want to rethink doing it. What I want/think is cool is usually not a good idea @jennschiffer Jersey Rocks! That's why we have @jerseyscriptusa!Periodic reminder that dotfiles being invisible in Unix was originally a bug in `ls` that they decided to promote to feature rather than fix
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardTomorrow I'm build this amazing #LEGO set 😍'm pretty sure Calvin invented Twitter
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Spacekatgal ah, gotcha. Overall works for me 😄 @Spacekatgal could we pay private industry to develop products that are available to the public even if the code isn't public?These two tweets are a nice microcosm of what it's felt like to work at Microsoft the last ~15 years or so.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardOh, also, please dear god don't tell people that using a VPN helps them delete themselves from the internet. I'll send raptors. 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIf you're considering a "delete your existence from the internet" article, please go investigate the importance of anonymity instead. FIN
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardSo please, internet, stop with the articles that talk about deleting yourself from the internet. Like "fetch", it's never going to happen
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Love how @antumbral rants so I don't have too that point you might as well just call out to a native implementation of pango or harfbuzz and render to a webgl context. You're done.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardYou're also dropping all other sorts of things like screenreader support, proper unicode text shaping, etc. What a fucking joke.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIf you care about speed at all HTML5 canvas is a disaster, the design sucks. The implementation is hobbled. It also sucks at text & metrics
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThe idea of "optimizing" DOM text layout/rendering using html5 canvas is incredibly fucking funny
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardFuck yeah, webapps! only 100x slower than a win32 editbox
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI may talk to the @Windows team so much they know me when I get on the call... 😎 @girlgerms clearly you get fake ones 😉Let me know when your iPad can do this 😀 @girlgerms what about the turtle shoulder pads?Reason I've-Run-Out-Of-Numbers that Microsoft wants to move to UWP various Gawker Media sites, how about this: I'll disable adblock when YOU start testing your sites against Edge and don't allow shit JS.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englardthis a good job
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @noopkat just remember that what ever you get you are FAB-YOU-LUS!We're looking for someone who is excited to join the @girldevelopit movement. We empower 1000s of women every month…
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @avitalrachel The Chosen & The Promise. To understand where we are you must understand where we came from
OpenVPN; 2 code audits followed by another 4 serious vulns. Time to admit open source isn't inherently more secure
Retweeted by Shmueli Englardare y'all ready for next week?????
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardNot for me and my Lumia Icon 😭 Outlook believes the correct spelling for camelcase is camelCase
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @gcaughey the README explains, chocolately! @gcaughey am I losing my mind of is there no binary to download, only source?I think I was just sub-tweeted… could also do this and use dictation EVERYWHERE mean, if it's a known incompatibility?
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardToday feels like a good day to release proto3 support for protobuf-net (2.3.0):
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardMicrosoft Cognitive Services: Introducing the Seeing AI project #BV1D
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Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardApple ARkit vs Google Tango vs Microsoft Hololens: Augment my reality #iMore
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @windowsdev insaneI believe that the phrase "Prettier is like ESLint on steroids" has confused a large number of devs. Please spread the word.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @edbott mostly development apps that I can't get yet (and Office but that's coming) @edbott funny enough I'm "forcing" myself to have a S like experience by using apps not from the store only when I have no choiceAbstraction in code is good. Except when the implementation I don't control makes my code slow 😠 @Nick_Craver it's true... @kurtsh how do I save S4B conversations when IT has disabled conversation history? CTRL+S doesn't work 😢 @MossyBlog what about responsive design in native? *cough*xaml*cough
my good friend @jamessocol is starting up a rad sounding open source meetup in NYC; first one is next week! ✨🎈Do eet
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Nick_Craver @VisualStudio i even made a typescript library for this that they've used...
@terrajobst looks fine to me 😀11/ Microsoft recruiting cards, in Braille!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI have a dream, & that dream is for all #Windows10 apps to support coloured emoji. Developers, pls make it happen 🙏…
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardTABS RULE SPACES DROOL
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThis notification spam stuff only makes me loathe @Facebook more and use it less
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWomen of #ndcoslo! I’ll soon be hiring for my team (we do GitHub for VS and Unity), come by the GitHub booth and chat with me!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardMy BFFs are women