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Software Developer at @Lufthansa. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Also married to the amazing @MathnSkating. Opinions mine

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@Nick_Craver I've had it happen once or twice. Clearly we're just that awesome 🙆 @Spacekatgal when's the memorial service?While Taco's cover of "Putting on the Ritz" is perfect for video I posted, here's Gene Wilder singing it @abc7alysha
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardGene Wilder has died at 83. He was known for performances in classics like “Willy Wonka” and “Blazing Saddles.”
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard"So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you." ✨✨✨ Gene Wilder 1933-2016
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardYOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) DoP: Gerald Hirschfeld | Dir: @MelBrooks |
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardSo very saddened by the passing of Gene Wilder. Such an icon to me.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardGene Wilder-One of the truly great talents of our time. He blessed every film we did with his magic & he blessed me with his friendship.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardFarewell to one of the greatest Hollywood Comedians ever. Gene Wilder dies at 83. Thanks for all the laughs! R.I.P.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardGene Wilder, star of 'Willy Wonka,' has died at 83 via @BI_Entertain
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardA big public Happy Birthday to @donasarkar and all of her multi-hyphenate beauty!!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardRIP Gene Wilder - I have spent a lot of time laughing at you doing your thing.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @richturn_ms -_- @richturn_ms hahaha I meant my own cmd.exeAlso let us never forget that there was ONLY ONE WILLY WONKA an his name was Gene Wilder. Johnny Depp can suck it
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardJUST IN: Family says Gene Wilder, star of "Willy Wonka" and Mel Brooks comedies, is dead at 83 @BreakingNews
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardDIE 2016, DIE!Watching Blazing Saddles tonight. And Willy Wonka.
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Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardNo. Dammit.
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Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @richturn_ms as my Command Line guy: How can I build my own Terminal? @stubbornella I can proudly say I at least did the second all the time. Not as good a record on the first there @Nick_Craver Makes sense. I'm just building a complete @ubnt system @Nick_Craver Now that's more like it! :D They did seem a bit out of place compare to everything else there @Nick_Craver I'm not sure I "approve" of that network gear :)💙🍰🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @Georgia_Dow! 🎉🍰💙
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @SushianaHP @tarah I admittedly have never looked for them :) @tarah My favorite sushi place (@SushianaHP) almost has that! just missing the diaper table and tampon basket :)Hey all, I restarted my Basic Javascript Games @Meetup in NY, great for practicing your JS skills by building games!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @WinObs @mattkrantz you have to do it from the upgrade prepHappy Birthday @donasarkar !!!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @WinObs @mattkrantz You should be able to (can't remember how though) @WinObs @mattkrantz for the OS Files... @mattkrantz @WinObs SD card?The Darkside of MonoGame, is a new YouTube channel set up by @SimonDarksideJ - - Please spread the word.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @MadsTorgersen @dotMorten I present prototype A! feel that programmers are valuable contributors to society and deserve compensation. You're welcome to fight me on this but I believe it.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardJust purchased a Photoshop CC subscription so I can get back to making quote images.
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@Spacekatgal "mirror neurons"? @ericlaw It says "was reported to Microsoft", so who reported it? @Spacekatgal That's why I think "TW" is kind of blowing it out of proportion and content warning is more accurate to what people want/need
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardMyth: Open offices result in massive collaboration. Reality: 2 people loudly collaborate; 30 must wear headphones to get any work done.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @SwiftOnSecurity Visual Studio installs?So I just found Qubes-OS.... I can do the same thing with Windows... (If I cared enough to) @SwiftOnSecurity I have feed back on "Holiday Tasks""Hi, how can I turn off this security feature at the time I am most likely to need it?"
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardScreen readers a "Band-Aid", not a solution. Why do those who can't see have to work with concepts based on sight?We talk about the different user paradigms for phone/tablet/desktop. We need to start talking about the different paradigm for accessibilityThe next version of Windows 10 will include an improved Narrator screen reader! More voices, 6 verbosity levels and audio alerts! #ACB16
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardReminder that both Muslim and Jewish residents in France have been ill-treated for YEARS now. This time got noticed, fortunately.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIt often seems like those complaining about lack of docs in open source are the same folks saying their own code is self-documenting.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWeb Accessibility — The #Hacker Way via @JakubJedryszek
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI don't want a SmartTV. I want a DumbTV with an HDMI input. I'm not interested in a lousy insecure TV operating system and slow Netflix app.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @dotMorten I've created a weak version of Delegate.Combine, though it needs to go through testing @MadsTorgersen @dotMorten @JamesNK I'm coding this as we tweet! @WinObs exactly. I starting to think I need a PA! @WinObs that's less than a third of mine :(I would like to thank the trolls for giving me self checks of "yeah, bad idea"I hate updating DevExpress... Kills time I could be programming! @hacks4pancakes We could go with you don't need it if you prefer? :D @hacks4pancakes that is also an option. Was trying for a positive spin @hacks4pancakes You're putting on makeup for yourself, or so I've been told @codepo8 Or LinkedIn, or any news site @ITVVictoria options 2!help! how do I get the new #office365 portal back? turned it off to look for a setting, can't get it back
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardFrance's burkini ban overturned by top administrative court. Opponents say ban on full-body bathing suit discriminates against Muslim women.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @dotMorten @JamesNK @MadsTorgersen and I do need to fix my lack of commits to Roslyn @dotMorten @JamesNK @MadsTorgersen then I'll just build it myself!4yo: "If you eat a lot of food and your belly gets big you have a baby" Unmmm yeah, yeah let's go with that for now.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThis. Right. Here.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @JamesNK I just want @dotMorten's weak delegates!
@nathanaeljones no but I can 😊 @bdsams Have fun! :) [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon] "Shell"="shutdown.exe /r /f /t 0" @nathanaeljones you do realize I physical Windows machines if you want to do Windows benchmarking...There’s no greater pain than copying something to your clipboard, quitting that tab/app and then accidentally hitting CMD + C again.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardHere is a public service announcement: Anybody who couldn't hack your iPhone yesterday will still not be able to do so today.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @robertmclaws And that's why I never had it in the first place :DNO. DO NOT RUN YOUR EMAIL SERVER. THIS IS NONSENSE. Email is so intricate you have no idea. @slate this is insane.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englardevery version of Windows has had bugs, bluescreens, dumb changes; but this time Microsoft solicited an opinionated, involved user community
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @jaredpar @billwagner couldn't we just do that for lambdas instead of creating something new? @hacks4pancakes by "hacking" you mean?A very comprehensive and precise spec
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @billwagner What do local functions become IL wise?Biggest part of C#7 to me so far are Tuple's being structs and generalized async return types. The rest is nice but not as big a deal @mikko maybe but it's still not as powerfull as Desktop Windows OfficeClearly HTML5/Chrome is the answer to everything #sarcasm @noopkat does your hair provide light too? @robertmclaws I get that. But that's personally why I'd want to quickly remove comments @robertmclaws It's that FaceTime? @robertmclaws when you're using them to comment out code while experimenting @mikko @ElissaBeth it also doesn't have Visual Studio, Office, and all the browsers
@SwiftOnSecurity @DrPizza put a third party tool in the middle?If you'd like me to come on your show & talk about what the trolling of Leslie Jones means for all women, my DMs are open.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @CarmenCrincoli @getwired what about the iCar?Thanks Google...
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThis is awesome (and includes the amazing voice acting of @BonnieBellG) #Revolution60 can finally share this with the world! Enjoy the #Revolution60 teaser trailer! Our studio would appreciate RTs.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @robertmclaws I would love to do so at work, sadly higher ups get made since "it's just formatting" @robertmclaws Make an analyzer for it ;)